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Feb 13, 2026•40 min
Donny tried his best to like “Stand By Me,” but… meh. But maybe that’s because he just didn’t get it (his notes back that up). Before diving into this movie, the two take a moment to highlight the magic that is The Hot Chick and Blueberries For Sal. Then, they discuss the horrors of being Type B and bond over new slurs. What ya gonna do, Ike? (Unedited Runtime: 1 hour 18 minutes) To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our ...
Feb 09, 2026•49 min•Ep. 326
Chelsea’s safe (so far) from the plague terrorizing her home, but her haircut isn’t safe from Donny’s shade. In a week that had Miss Piggy sitting with Vogue, the Toxic Moms supporting Hilary Duff, and the trailer for T he Drama releasing, the duo discuss the rules of picking movies with friends, cults, and Trixie and Katya’s podcast. They also try to figure out why so many straight women are obsessed with Heated Rivalry. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and ...
Feb 06, 2026•40 min•Ep. 325
Donny's whispering again and another one of Chelsea's girls is ... not in boarding school, but does have the stomach bug. It's Week 1 of Tears and Queers Month, and the Cute Ones are watching "Bridge to Terabithia" (meh). They also discuss the best child actress of all time, Bailee Madison, washable Sharpies, and cleaning your house. Also, Chelsea tells a Dr. Bald dating story. Full, unedited runtime of this episode - 1 hour 21 minutes. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonu...
Feb 02, 2026•50 min•Ep. 324
In solidarity with the National General Strike, the release of this episode was changed to 1/31/26. Stop funding Ice. Resources to donate your time/energy to: https://www.waimmigranthealth.org/immigration-action-center/red-card/ - Print red cards to share / know your rights! Democracy.io - Allows you to look up your representatives & write emails to them all at once 5calls.org - Find your legislators, click the issues that are important to you, push send Immigrantjustice.org - Attorneys can ...
Jan 31, 2026•44 min•Ep. 323
Chelsea’s going through it, even though this is a simple romp, but Donny isn’t feeling any emotions at all because it’s about Southern people. Not now, Mama! Dr. Phil's insane house: https://www.boredpanda.com/doctor-phil-house-for-sale-interior-details/ To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotif...
Jan 26, 2026•48 min•Ep. 322
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Jan 23, 2026•44 min•Ep. 321
Holy cannoli! Chelsea’s dressed like an orphan today, so you know what that means - the Cuties are covering (just) Annie. The two gush over the star that is Quvenzhané Wallis (certainly not Mariah’s twins), FDR propaganda, and the soundtrack at large. They also vent about not being invited on family vacations and the cost of steak (Suze Orman agrees, probably.) To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today...
Jan 19, 2026•57 min•Ep. 320
Now that’s a horse of a different color! To prepare for this episode, Donny purchased rave lighting and Chelsea decided to bring art to life with a recreation of the painting made of her a few weeks ago. Besides praising their own backgrounds, the two also bond over tattoos, baptisms, and vision boards. Also, they dive into the week’s hottest headlines: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s dislikes of each other, Broadway casting, and Willa Ford’s new single. Don’t say straight and certainly don’t watch...
Jan 16, 2026•46 min•Ep. 319
Chelsea and Donny watched Jumanji three weeks ago, but they're here to cover it this week. Let's hope they know what they're talking about (they don't). But they do know Robin Williams does one hell of a Nell impression and the plot of the problematic Soul Man. They also know that cheaters need to be punished. This episode is sponsored by Lumi Gummies. Head to LumiGummies.com , and use code CUTEONE for 30% off your order.. Today's episode is brought to you by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/cut...
Jan 12, 2026•48 min•Ep. 318
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Jan 09, 2026•40 min•Ep. 317
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Jan 05, 2026•43 min•Ep. 316
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Jan 02, 2026•24 min•Ep. 315
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Dec 29, 2025•51 min•Ep. 314
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Dec 26, 2025•41 min•Ep. 313
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Dec 22, 2025•55 min•Ep. 312
It’s been a week for the world, including Chelsea and Donny: Chelsea tried a new diet curtesy of her eldest daughter, and Donny discovered who is upstaging him on his birthday. But enough is enough, and the two have decided to stop edging and just let it loose with their opinions on the White House staff, the backstories of men, and Nelly. (Smile for me, Daddy. Whatcha lookin at? Little House on the Prairie on TikTok, apparently.) This episode is sponsored by Lumi Gummies. Lumi Gummies are avail...
Dec 19, 2025•42 min•Ep. 311
Gen X freaks, brace yourselves. Someone watched “Edward Scissorhands” for the first time, and hated it, and that boy… was Donny. Chelsea, on the other hand, has a soft spot for this film, but still read it for filth by coming for the Avon Lady’s parenting and asking many questions about the logistics of scissor hands,. But fret not - they have nothing but love for white trash snacks. See you at Tavern on the Green! This episode is sponsored by Lumi Gummies. Lumi Gummies are available Nationwide!...
Dec 15, 2025•57 min•Ep. 310
Go to HelloFresh.com/cuteone10fm now to get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our ...
Dec 12, 2025•36 min•Ep. 309
Don't get tricked by Chelsea's football uniform; the Cute Ones aren't covering Rudy this week - their holiday movie line up has begun, and this week, it's Krampus! Chelsea had major issues with the parenting in this movie, but not as much as she had a problem with horror films, in general. Important question: what fun toy can Donny get for a 5 month old that he can also play with? But more important question: when did Columbus sail the ocean blue? Go to HelloFresh.com/cuteone10fm now to get 10 F...
Dec 08, 2025•51 min•Ep. 308
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Dec 05, 2025•42 min
This episode originally aired 12/18/22. To cover "The Holiday," Ryan Sichelstiel (@rysic) signs up to do a house swap of his own, but finds he'll be staying in Hell as he spends the hour with a flu-ridden Chelsea and Donny, who are hopped up on NyQuil and hot toddies, respectively. White Lotus- inspired fan theories, fat holes, Viagra sponsorships, and Imogeon Heap sing-a-longs are brought up in the duo's sickness-induced haze. Also, Donny may be the main character of his life, but that main cha...
Dec 01, 2025•55 min•Ep. 306
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Nov 28, 2025•43 min
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Nov 24, 2025•55 min
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Nov 21, 2025•40 min
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Nov 17, 2025•54 min
Cuties, do you want to hear about our dreams? If not, Chelsea may break up with you on a golf course. What we do want to hear about is Lea Michele stealing the roles from childhood friends. Scott Kelly, if you need a job, send the Cute Ones an email. Stephanie Sanchez needs an assistant. Gatekeep. Girl boss. Shin kick. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, pleas...
Nov 14, 2025•41 min•Ep. 301
The Cute Ones are cathargic this week as they cover the Karen Goldberg movie that everyone needs, Sister Act 2. The duo reminisce about middle school pranks, discuss what food they could eat every day, and plan the opening for their live show. Also, why was Delores needed at the school in this movie? Victor, did we mess anything up? If not, we promise to wake up and pay attention next time. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscr...
Nov 10, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 300
Chelsea almost unalived by a bee and got caught in a shootout this week and Donny looked like James Corden in the Cats movie, but they’re both here now to cover this week’s hottest headlines: the Dodgers won the World Series, Carly Rae Jepsen is pregnant, Jessica Lange announced her return to American Horror Story, and Zohran Mamdani became the Mayor-Elect of New York City! Also, Chelsea and Donny talk about what they do best: the moon (Chelsea) and Luigi Mangione (Donny). To access AD FREE vers...
Nov 07, 2025•43 min•Ep. 299
Chelsea has done it again. The Cute Ones are watching The Running Man, a movie that hits a little too close to home. So instead, Donny forces the duo to cover Adam Sandler’s Click for five minutes . Then, Chelsea tries to get two months in a row where she picks the movies and Donny gets horned up about the Louvre robbers enough to plan what sounds he’d make if he was in porn. Also, manifestation works, and Chelsea’s dog got John Stamos in the news. Are you a low forehead? To access AD FREE versi...
Nov 03, 2025•56 min•Ep. 298
