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Hypothetical Nonsense

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Hypothetical Nonsense is a Best Friends Today podcast where best friends create outrageous solutions to the wildest fictional scenarios.
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Episodes

We Found The Strongest Cartoon Character

Sammielthule and Williamfurd keep yapping about being able to beat up fictional characters. Bruh tell me you never been in a fight without telling me that you have never been in a fight frfr. Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest...

Oct 07, 202456 min

We Became Finance Bros

Money talks and these two Yabagoobies are here to teach you how to turn millions into zillions. Wait? what do you mean it's all gone? All of it? Oof, well kids, take that as a lesson, don't invest your entire company in Livestock Futures. Zuck? Bezo? Elon? anyone interested in going half-sies on this one? We can call it Best Finance Today. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TW...

Sep 30, 20241 hr 5 min

How to Make Your Enemies Suffer

NEW LOOK, NEW FEEL, NEW FRIENDS! Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠#podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#comedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#Friends...

Sep 23, 202446 min

Our Hot Takes on Austin Food

Not only are these two Yabagoobies talking about food again, but they don't like What-a-burger. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠#podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠#comedy⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠#food⁠ Intro/Outro music by: ⁠ @roramdin...

Sep 16, 202449 min

We are moving to LA

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! burp* we are packing up our bags and moving Best Friends Today to LA. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠#podcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠#comedy⁠⁠ ⁠⁠#moving...

Sep 09, 20241 hr 10 min

Professor Will Teaches us about HISTORY

Class is in session, and unfortunately due to budget cuts and court-mandated programs we have Professor Will teaching us about History (Blue Folder), inventions and making us smarter. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠ #podcast⁠ ⁠#comedy⁠ ⁠#history...

Sep 02, 202443 min

Getting To Know Our Boyfriends

Listicles. PATREON: https://patreon.com/bestfriendstoday MERCH: https://bestfriendstoday.store Follow us on: Youtube - @todayfriendsbest IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense

Aug 27, 202451 min

We Rate Your Meals

this is just gross... Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠ Outro music by: ⁠‪@roramdin‬⁠...

Aug 19, 20241 hr 13 min

We Almost Choked a Member of a Band (ft. hey, nothing)

‪@heynothing2023‬ ... well say hello to everything. And by everything, I mean chocolate milk. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠ Outro music by: ‪@roramdin‬ #heynothing #podcast #comedy #merylstreep...

Aug 12, 202452 min

We Punched a Baby at Chuck-E-Cheese

While Will finds love in the Carnival Cruise villa, Sammie and Cat debate Chuck-E-Cheese trauma. Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Follow us on: Youtube-@todayfriendsbest IG- @todayfriendsbest TT- @todayfriendsbest

Aug 05, 20241 hr 9 min

How to Eat Fried Worms

She eat on my worms till I'm fried. Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Follow us on: Youtube-@todayfriendsbest IG- @todayfriendsbest TT- @todayfriendsbest

Jul 29, 20241 hr 1 min

We Told HIVEMIND To SHUT UP.

THANK YOU ‪@HIVEMINDTV‬ Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠...

Jul 28, 20241 hr 7 min

A Message To Our Future Children

PLEASE eat a vegetable or SOMETHING. The Hot Dogs are taking YEARS off your life. I beg, and implore you, to make healthy choices. I mean that. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠...

Jul 28, 202459 min

What's The Best Place For A Bowel Movement

Kinda like how Disney XD did it. And look how that turned out. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠...

Jul 27, 20241 hr 1 min

Living in a TikTok House w/ Anthpo

Is that Anthpo? Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠...

Jul 27, 202455 min

This Episode Is In A Swimming Pool

Our shirts stay on. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠Discord⁠...

Jul 26, 202456 min

We Got A New Studio

I'd definitely want to be turned into a vampire. If there are any vampires looking for an eternal friend, let me know. I'm down to hang out. Socials - YT: ⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠ - YT: ⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠@bf2day⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠ Support - ⁠Patreon⁠ - ⁠ Merch⁠ - ⁠Discord⁠...

Jul 26, 20241 hr 9 min

we're outside now

studio soon. thank you for support and patience Socials - YT: @todayfriendsbest - YT: @hypotheticalnonsense - TIKTOK: @todayfriendsbest - TWITTER: @bf2day - INSTAGRAM: @todayfriendsbest Support - Patreon - Merch - Discord...

Jul 25, 20241 hr 2 min

Answering Your Questions

You asked. WE answered. ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bestfriendsto...⁠ YT: @todayfriendsbest INSTAGRAM: @todayfriendsbest TIKTOK: @todayfriendsbest TWITTER: @bf2day...

Jul 09, 20241 hr 14 minSeason 2Ep. 3

We're In An Attic Now

there was sweat dingling down my bung https://www.patreon.com/bestfriendsto... Join our Patreon for a bonus episode of the podcast every week, behind the scenes stuff, Baniel’s innermost thoughts, and much more 🫶 YT: @todayfriendsbest INSTAGRAM: @todayfriendsbest TIKTOK: @todayfriendsbest TWITTER: @bf2day...

Jul 05, 202458 minSeason 2Ep. 2

We're In the Closet Now

This is our first episode as an independent entity. Praise be, LLC.

Jul 01, 20241 hr 6 minSeason 2Ep. 1

Our Final Episode. (kinda)

Hey guys. So this is gonna be our final episode under Rooster Teeth. That means that you will never see this podcast room ever again (unless we rebuild it with the exact furniture, dimensions of the room, etc… lmk if you want us to do that) But that does NOT mean that the podcast is over. We are still working through some things, but we (hopefully) aren’t gonna stop making Hypothetical Nonsense and Best Friends Today. It’s just gonna look a little different, and we might need your help. Thank yo...

Apr 29, 20241 hr 36 min

Dear Howard, Howardeez nuts in yo mouth?

We give up at this point nothing matters anymore happy hypothetical nonsense hymens Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol @Wahony Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 15, 20241 hr 36 min

This is what a $1,000,000 house looks like.

Anyone else used to watch the Price is Right after school? No? My dad used to always say “Watching The Price Is Right is like trying to find a bargain at a garage sale - you never know what treasure you'll uncover or how much you'll end up paying for that slightly used toaster oven”. I miss him…he is not gone or anything, but I haven’t seen him since….never mind, they will never find me, I am safe now, the Bahamas is treating me right…they can’t force me to do social anymore…I am free! Starring:...

Apr 08, 20241 hr 1 min

Did Rick and Morty Fall Off?

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Idk. Sponsors: SB&R - shortbrokeandranthrough.com Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol @Wahony Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 01, 20241 hr 43 min

Our Biggest Fears (ft. Simon Mayer)

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! That's right! We are talking about our deepest darkest fears in front of y'all! What could go wrong? No seriously, what are you guys going to do with this information? - not Baniel? Sponsors: SB&R - shortbrokeandranthrough.com Starring: @simon.mayer_ & @sparklinghosewater @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol @Wahony Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfrien...

Mar 25, 20241 hr 24 min

The Elephant in the Podcast Room

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! We talked about the elephant in the podcast room. Thank you for listening as I stand atop my soap box. Enjoy the show everybody. Sponsors: SB&R - shortbrokeandranthrough.com Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol @Wahony Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypothe...

Mar 18, 20241 hr 22 min

Futurama vs The Simpsons

Guys everything is fine and everything is fine and dont worry about it haha dont worry about it everything is fine we arent in shambles and at our wits end so just dont even worry guys we’re still here look!! Look at us just uploaded!! Its fine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 15, 20241 hr 55 min

Ranking “Gen Z Slang” w/ Grace & Julia

We barely ranked them. Sorry, everyone. What we DID do is have fun and make long lasting memories. ❤️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 04, 20241 hr 26 min
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