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Hypothetical Nonsense

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Hypothetical Nonsense is a Best Friends Today podcast where best friends create outrageous solutions to the wildest fictional scenarios.
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Episodes

BEST CEREAL OF ALL TIME TIER LIST w/ Isaiah Washington

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Sponsors: SB&R - shortbrokeandranthrough.com Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol @Wahony Support us: Merch - onlyfriends.today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Feb 26, 20241 hr 31 min

Family Guy vs. American Dad

The battle of the century commences, where we decide what the better show of the two shows of Hypothetical Nonsense take it easy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 19, 20241 hr 57 min

We got Scammed w/ Dev Lemons

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! whatttt dev lemons and best friends today??? We are gonna teach you how to not fall for scams and also get you some good helpful insight on the music industry as well even!!! Sorry caroline is actually gone forever Sponsors: SB&R - shortbrokeandranthrough.com Starring: @dev_lemons @Iamsammielol @Wahony Support us: Merch - onlyfriends.today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@to...

Feb 12, 20241 hr 29 min

Reviewing On My Restaurant Til I Yelp

Took me a few minutes to figure out the title for this one. Give me a 1-5 star rating in the comments and let me know. Also call the number down below to let me know how my driving is Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 05, 202458 min

WHO ARE WE AND WHY ARE WE HERE???

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! who aid BFT? why is hypothetical nonsense such nonsense in a hypothetical mannerisms in perpetuity? find out now in this episode now Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - http...

Jan 29, 20241 hr 7 min

We became Best Friends w/ Hivemind

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! We didn't expect it, but our BFT Peanut Butter just couldn't resist diving into the irresistible sweetness of their Hive Mind Chocolate. It's a flavor rendezvous that'll leave your taste buds blushing – this Cross-Over Special is the tastiest intermingling of nutty delights and sinful indulgence Starring: @rileyjohnsavage @whoopigoldmember @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/coll...

Jan 22, 20241 hr 25 min

We found the Sexiest Cartoon Character

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! I told you we’d be doing this again. I hope you all read these, I pour my heart and soul into this. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsb...

Jan 15, 202459 min

Being Relevant and Watching Family Guy

Crack crack crack crack crack crack crackcarckcrcakc crcakc crack crack crack carack crak crkc. What the FUDGE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 08, 20241 hr

The Definitive Sexiest Cartoon Character

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Sorry guys. We’re also going to do this in the future. Merry 2024. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl....

Jan 01, 20241 hr 18 min

Christmas From HELL

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! We got really high at the family function and spoke to Santa Claus. He gave us his debit card and we went on a shopping spree. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://ww...

Dec 25, 20231 hr 11 min

Meeting the Fockers and Shaquille O’Neal

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Can anyone who listens to us audio only let us know? We want to give you all a nice firm handshake, because you’re braver than you believe. Merry Christmas. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/to...

Dec 18, 20231 hr 17 min

The Meaning of Life (ft. Jonas Gindin & DegoBoop)

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! In this episode, we get serious. Also Sammie is with us in spirit. Merry Chichusma. Starring: @jonas.gindin @degoboop @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today December 13 is our last day to ship gifts in time for Christmas! Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www....

Dec 11, 20231 hr 16 min

We Found the World’s Greatest Inventions

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Bread or toilet? Which is more important to society? Probably bread. Without bread we would have no sandwich. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@tod...

Dec 04, 20231 hr 5 min

The ULTIMATE Road Trip

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! We decided to go on a roadtrip, but none of us have our license yet, so we HYPOTHETICALLY went on one. It was ok, not much to see unfortunately but still nice hanging with the work fam. Does anyone know of a good hypothetical mechanic? We borrowed my moms car and it making this grinding sound that I dont think I caused, but she tripping. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth....

Nov 27, 20231 hr 10 min

Would You Talk to a Hot Plumber?

If a hot plumber came into my home on one of my dairy days I’d probably skip town. Maybe join the circus. Also, um Im the intern and they said that they will fire me if people don’t comment on this video, so comment or ill have to move back in with my grandma and her boyfirend Dave, and he is ok but he ask alot of questions and im not in a place where I can answer them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 20, 20231 hr 6 min

HOW MUCH DOES A SUBWAY SANDWICH COST???

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! When is the last time realistically you’ve walked into a store and been like okay this foot insert thing costs this amount of money compared to some full bed sheets probably never right ok now that we have established that lets move on to the notion that a subway sandwich might damn well cost more than a chipotle bowl, who would’ve thought? Anyway check out our episode of this hypothetic nonsense Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @...

Nov 13, 202350 min

THE CORRECT HALLOWEEN CANDY TIER LIST

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Everyone can agree Dots SUCK but what about the other stuff like laffy taffy and candy corn? It’s hard to tell, but if you google “milk duds” you gotta proceed with caution. Apparently Will’s mother loves chocolate? Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Po...

Nov 06, 20231 hr 37 min

Parenting 101: From The Three Experts

Today, we’re asking nature’s age-old question: “What if your wife wanted to name your child Bruh Vine Wocky Slush Jr?” That question, and more, will be answered in today’s episode of Hypothetical Nonsense. Thank you for listening (and for our audio listeners, thank you for listening (and for our visual listeners, thank you for watching and listening (and for our non-watchers and non-listeners, I know where you are and I am coming to get you))). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi...

Oct 30, 20231 hr 4 min

THE SCHOOL SIMULATOR

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Is school really the best institution for the learning of amongst our individual student? Should Marbles be eaten accordingly? Questions that are answered aren’t always remembered. But we simulated school in this day and age podcast. Watch us talkaboutit Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - http...

Oct 23, 20231 hr 4 min

How To Tell If She Is Cheating

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Love is a dangerous thing luckily, hubert is making your girl do things that maybe might make you upset but is it crazy to have an ounce of curiosity? I hope that you can get to the hospital in time to save your dying grandfather, it would mean a lot to him. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - ...

Oct 16, 202354 min

Relationship Red Flags

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Hm. I mean we are talking about red flags and stuff but my honest advice woud just to watch the video for yourself. I’m sorry if thats a little blunt and dont want to be rude or cause any resentment i want you to know this is just me being honest and we should be as communicative whilst talking about these things?? Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/feat...

Oct 09, 202350 min

I MET GOD IN A COMA

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! What if Your brain might be in a coma but your loved ones care about your lonesome so press that red button to get outta that coma? We discussed it. Being a vampire is prolly not the best idea but we be discussing that too don’t even worry bout it sweetheatrt. The practicality of a doodad is an interesting discussion time. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsb...

Oct 02, 202347 min

TAKING A HIT OF THE SHAQ PIPE

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! What if black people lived in Nebraska and we wanted to build our own damn dream house in puerto rico and the actualization of shaq being the kobe of being lebron. The wonders of brad and stacy are yet to be explored. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony Armando Torres Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest...

Sep 25, 202358 min

CANCELING CHRISTMAS!!!

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! WE DONT CARE ANYMORE because our new business model during this episode is to ruin christmas and put a new violent holiday with a jewish fairy in replacement so basically we’re rich lol. Thanks to this podcast to figure out how to run such business with woodland treasure money. Lol thanks podcast anyway thanks for checking in and checking out. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @adrianahlee Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtub...

Sep 18, 202356 min

Can YOU survive a zombie apocalypse?

Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Have you ever pooped in a forest or peed upwards or thought about the long term effects of abraham lincolns existence on steve harveys legacy? Prolly not. BUT WE DIDDDD MFFSSS. Enjoy us. Savor us. Thank’s Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony Joe Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link....

Sep 11, 202340 min

DO NOT ROB JEFF BEZOS

ALIENSALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ARE COMING!!WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOO!!! DOn’t you even worry. We even got it covered about it . Just this in it’s time for us say goodbye to england and hello to Jamaizealand. LISTEN TO US TALK ABOUT IT. Would you rob Nicki Minaj? Humunkuslclus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 04, 202346 min

Introducing Hypothetical Nonsense

Pay your respects by listening to Hypothetical Nonsense, a new podcast from Best Friends Today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 01, 202336 sec
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