Crimea River 2 F*** around and find out

just stuffed and got real real. Uh, they shoot now, um, and that boy Putin was like, oh, y'all thought I was playing. Okay, So crimea River Part two, the junk just got real hood politics, y'all. Okay, welcome everybody. Obviously there's some breaking news, uh, and we need to cover this.

And I'm gonna cover this mug in three acts, and I'm gonna cover it from a couple of different perspectives, one from Putin's perspective, and then two from Ukraine's perspective, and then finally what the hell the US got to do it? Okay? Uh, Now, there's no two ways about this. This is a war crime. Putin way out of line. There's no other way to explain this you this is

a war crime. You he wrong, and the images coming out of Ukraine are disgusting, but that's because war is disgusting, and there's all kinds of wars going on all over the world. So let me not um ignore what's happening in Yemen, you know, and all that stuff. But this specifically is about what's flooding our news cycle. Here's the thing though, it's it's I just just know whether you

can't justify what I'm saying. So as I'm explaining what I'm saying, keep in mind I'm talking perspective just to help you understand, but don't if you want to know where I stand about this. This is awful, Okay, terrible. My heart and breaks for the people of Russia and the Ukraine specifically more of Ukraine because they the woods feeling that eat about it. Now some foods have gone

viral doing essentially this just in two minute increments. Uh. The Sisterhood that did the the TikTok that broke down the you know, put in Ukraine situation, I was like, she killed it. I reached out. You know what I'm saying, y'all. Many of y'all sent me her video and and then I've seen her on the Black News channel. I was like, nah, she did it like that's and as proof of concept. This is what I'm trying to tell y'all. If you grew up like that like we did, if you just

know the city, you can understand politics whatever. I've been trying to say. This is the premise of the show is anyone can do this, you know what I'm saying. So I like that got me excited. Dog. I mean, first of course, at first I was like, man, how come I can't go viral? But then again, I ain't doing two minute videos like I'm doing long, thirty minute you know, explanations. So I'm like, damn, you know what, maybe I should get on my TikTok game make you know,

make a little short of videos on this mug. Either way, I was like, Yo, she coming on the show because this is it, This is proof of concept. I'm excited about it. You know. Uh, this a little more long form, as y'all know. Now, as I get into this explanation, I think it's important to remember again, by the time you hear this, things may have changed, which is why I like to go into like the history of stuff.

You know what I'm saying, because I know what. The history ain't changing, and get that's just what happened, you feel me, Um, And I'm gonna try my best to try to keep the swearing and the in words to a minimum because uh, it's a lot of kids that need to understand what's happening in too, So I'm gonna try to like stay as succinct as possible. All Right, so you're already okay, let's do this, Matt bringing the dulp track Act one. Idn't told y'all stopped playing with me.

So we're speaking as again from Russia and well from Putin's perspective and by extension, Russ's perspective. Some of this might be a little bit review if you peep the crimea River uh episode again. I still am proud of the crimea River word play to dad, joke you leave me alone. Crimea Peninsula is a part of what used to be the Ukraine. That um, basically is we're seeing a rerun of that play when Russia actually annexed that part and just basically Jack moved Punk, you know my peninsula.

Punk just just took it back. Now I say back because I'm speaking from Russia's perspective that Gribmea used to

belong to russ according to him. Now again, if maybe you listen to the four part episode on Behind the Bastards about Czar Nicholas Um the second this is like old school Russia, who really hadn't taken a lot of ls, but started taking some els as of late in again the beginning of the nineteenth or the beginning of the twentieth century, so nineteen oh one up to World War One, they started taking these els, right, but for a long time, like we keep trying to say, Russia is one six

of the Earth's land mass. It is ginormous, like and the type of leave me the f alone Russia has always had because it's just so many of them, like you, like, they just gonna wear you out because it's too many of these foods. Right, They've been a superpower for soul long and then the Cold War starts and this little twerp of a country has the nerve to try to take on the big dog. And then again at the end of the Cold War, actually called at the end

of the Cold War. Again, this might be review for you, but if we were talking crips and bloods and the crypts just and somebody just woke up and said gang violence has done the cripts one. If you was a dim, if you was a blood, you would be like, wait, uh, you don't get to just say it's over. We're not

done yet. And then they just start coming around carving up your hood and just saying you gotta get that piece back, you gotta get that piece back, like all these neighborhoods you've been in, controller somebody else just come and carve up you like no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't okay, okay, you don't get to just you

don't get to just say it's done. So you have to remember as far as the Russian concept government things, obviously the Institution of Russia where obviously not necessarily talking about the citizens right because you can turn on your TV right now and in St. Petersburg there's a major large protest about against this war because Russian, just like us, will like everything our government do. What's saying, we've protested wars.

We didn't protested the last four wars. Your saying, so they they not They not a mono live, just like we're not a mono live. But Russia as an institution is like, look, man, you're dragging our way of life, and you don't get to just come over here and just carve up our city. But that's what they did, right, They just car up the park Yugoslavia, you know, Ukraine, and again you borders are made up. So there's like

you talk about cousins. If you draw an imaginary line in between tribal and familiar areas, right, then the line don't like the line only existed for you know, a couple of decades, but our tribal ties have been thousands and thousands of years. What the hell? The difference between a Russian and the Ukrainian in some areas is nothing. In other areas it is, right, But in some areas

it's like we the same. That's what happened in Africa, like you drawing these these borders, but it's like like we to say, people, you just drew a line in between our village. But like the kenyan Um ambassador to the u N he made an amazing speech where he was like, look, dude, we agreed to y'all's line for the sake of peace. Okay, they dumb, but for the

sake of peace. We agreed to these lines. Now when you start moving them and stuff like that, that's when it get weird, like we didn't already accept that that you'd have made up this line and called this one country and that other country, just ignoring our tribe, our tribal like ties. But whatever. Anyway, so remember that about this land mask you're talking about. These lines are made up.

But that being said, because Russia had treated these people over here in a certain they felt a certain way about the way they've been treated. They started feeling some sort of way like it was like, okay, well maybe we got our own identity, you feel me? What's another way explain this? Well, a lot of times when people say Los Angeles, you you're talking about seven different cities, Like I like that. You understand that most type people like, oh, I'm going to l A. They mean Hollywood, they mean

Santa Monica. You know what I'm saying. People call me and be like, hey, I'm in l A. What are you doing? And I'm like, what part of town you And they'd be like, uh, Marina del Rey, I'm like, dog, that's far Jo saying like that's very far from me, which is why locals, why we the rappid you here? They'd be like, no, it's long beach because it's not l A. No, it's comptent. You know what I'm saying. And I know y'all see this as one like, but

it's not like weird entirely different communities. Does that make sense? And I know y'all see it all as l A. So you take on your own identities and then you have like very specific pride around your identities, especially when the other place starts like acting like they own you. But again we're speaking from Putin's perspective. We're speaking from Russia's perspective right now, and Russia is like, uh, y'all, you didn't let somebody get in your head and told

you you was any different? I need Look, I hadn't told you all to stop playing with me? Do you do? You like you? You let them, You let them Westerners get in your head and and let you lead you to believe that this was something other than what it was. And now y'all didn't got the nerve. Y'all didn't got the unmitigated goal like our mama's used to say, to actually want to ask to be a part of the enemy. Set you trying to be a part of somebody else, like you're not really one of us. What do I

mean by that? I'm talking about NATO. What Nay, though, is, if you don't know, is an alliance of countries that are Western democracies. Now, if you putin you have to understand how much of us spit in the face this is you don't somebody had already declared, you know, victory in the code or remember which was a war of ideas that ended up killing people, right, uh, Socialist communists versus Western democracies, democratic republics. And NATO is a conglomerate

of Western democracies across the world. But here that word western right, So and as an agreement to Russia to be like, okay, listen, this is what we won't do. We won't set up in your block. Okay, we understand that, like it's real close to your borders. We feel you, um, and I understand how weird that would feel. So we'll stay out of your way. And then if putin all

of the sudden, y'all don't change your mind. And I see you, you you over here, you over here wooing our neighbor like, so if you again, if we're talking gang stuff, man, y'all playing with me right now? Like I need you all to stop playing with me, Like, why is you talking to you? You know that's my family. You know they right next to me. How dare you like what you think that you? Oh, so you think I'm a pump? You just y'all, y'all, y'all playing with me.

You're just gonna You're just gonna come over here and set up right next to me. I ain't shown y'all that I'm not wanting to be played with. You're gonna recruit right next to me again, This is Putin's perspective. You can't just recruit right next to me. And then he looking at he looking at Ukraine and he like, y'all think they love you? You think they're gonna put you on again? Going back to crime let me remind you where you at and what this is. You can't listen.

Don't you ever ever ever question my gangster? I would like what happened to CRIMEA? You think we won't run up on? When you think we won't run up on y'all? So that's what that's at one. So when you put you over some when he put all of his army around their borders. It was a reminder like I don't know who who got in your head about this NATO thing, but I need you to understand NATO don't love you.

They're not gonna come save you. Okay. I know you may think you are, you gonna run around here, you're simping for NATO, but listen, they never they're not coming. All right. This is what it is. This my hood, this my neighborhood. Don't get it twisted. And he's looking at NATO like, y'all gonna stop playing with me. Okay, y'all need to leave from around here, stop playing with me. That's act one. That's the beginning of the year, was him telling everybody, I need you all to stop playing

with me. At two after the break, all right, we're back putin at two. Who I wish him uch now? Uh? Sandy entertainer talked about how black people work on I wish rather than I hope. Right, what's an example of said the entertainer gave. He was like, man, you know, when we get here, man, I hope, I hope nobody's sitting in our seat. Man, I hope there's no problem with I hope nobody took our our front row seats and get there black people like, man, I wish somebody

would to take my seat up front. You you do you understand what I'm saying, like, man, I wish I wish it. I'm trying not to curse some on this because I want you to be able to play it for your children, but I need you to understand what they understand what I'm trying to say. I wish a mob for would. I wish y'all would. So when you saw Putin's first time he actually spoke, he was basically saying that. Why because when he was just trying to be over there just to remind Ukraine what it was,

everybody started talking. Everybody started wolfing, uh uh America. Joe Biden was like, listen, man, hey, you need to leave our little homies alone or we're gonna slap these sanctions on. Putin was like, I wish you would slap some sanctions. Why don't you bring your hope, come on down. Ain't nothing but spacing opportunity. Pull up. Then you know where we are, you know what it is. And then here looking at Ukraine like you think they're gonna pull up. I wish I wish y'all would. I wish y'all will

square up, then, I wish you would. You have to remember there are two regions inside of Ukraine that considered themselves separatists. There there they we call them Russian back separatists. Now again we're talking from Putin's perspective. There are parts of there are parts of Ukraine that be like Na, we were rushing. We want to be a part of Russia. Man,

f at this Ukraine stuff. So Russia looking at them like, I mean, look, Dan, yo, you got two people in your own hood that really want to run with us that they understand. So you can't even you can't even keep your all hood together. I wish you would. I wish you would try to square up this big bad rush of honey like I wish you would. We'll come in and run my faith. Send the sanctions. Y'all running

out of oil, y'all, can't you want it? You're in the middle of a you're about to be in a mid term, y'all, Like y'all can't get no y'all can't get no super right, y'all worried about abortion right now, Texas, your old states. They find a punished parents, transparents, parents of trans kids. Y'all ain't even got your old stuff together. I wish you would you know what come through. Yeah, I'll drop a pin right now. I'm done with you net bangers. Pull up. I wish I wish you would

pull up. You think this is a game, matter of fact, matter of fact, you know what. Let's sen most troops down there. Let me see what y'all got. Let me see if you're all talk y'all talkie talkie, moy taki TALKI room, but get you know, y'all y'all talking, man, I'm about that action. I wish you would pull up. And he's looking at He's looking at Ukraine. You're putting you looking at Ukraine like where your homies at? They're talking? Have you have they signed you up with NATO yet?

I see you about to go meet with him. You. He's like, listen, they don't love you. They won't even let me into un I'm not in the U n you're in Nations. You're not in NATO. Don't you understand they don't love you. They never will. That's what put I'm trying to say to them. Just come on back home. Before I bring you back home myself, get off the car for I snatch you out the car. That's basically, what are you doing once you get out the car

where I'll snap you out the car. We've done this before. Listen. In two thousand and fourteen, two thou first of all, let me take y'all way back in ninety three. I think y'all were simping to be a part of the West. This is Putin talked to the Ukraine. They said, hey, don't make no nukes, and we were like, all right, to see what happens. Gone, don't make no nukes. You think they're gonna love you think you think they're gonna

let you in? After that, you think, do you think they you think they're gonna you think they're gonna accept you. We was like and Russia was like, yeah, yeah, we'll stop making nukes. Yeah yeah, we'll put our guns down. Wink wink um. And you know what, I'm gonna put words and puts about, like, look, look, look I'll put them down with you. We'll see, we'll see what happens. Fast forward two thousand eight, Russia looking again at Ukraine like, hey,

they let you in yet. Yeah, that's that's that's what I thought you Crimea. So they went over there and that's Crimea. It's like, you know what, y'all need to look stop playing around. You had your fun, Come on back, get out the car for I snatch you out the car. So they snatched Crimea out the car. It's like, all right, well you ares now. Two thousand fourteen, Russian started getting tired. It was like, okay, so this is what we're gonna do.

So then they started creating naughties like uh, that's where all the Russian trolls and the bots and the and the disinformation stuff. That's when they got experts at it, started creating these entire like buildings that are just social media farms, doing these false flags right putting on Russian television like yo, check this out. There was an explosion at this part of town. We need to go in

there and protect y'all. People in that part of the town was looking outside and it was just like a beautiful day, like birds chirping, women in yoga pants just walking they do, you know, walking their dogs, Like what is you talking about? You told us there was a war outside. Putin's done this they do this, they'd be making up stuff. So then fast forward too. We was like, listen, they will if they're not above this, they're gonna do this putting like y'all run the play. We know what

we do it. Y'all remember when we did the y'all a twit Twitter, They can't run to play. It worked. We was out here all the way in America showing up in protests and being organized both sides of our political parties, both extremes food. They was trolling us all showing up is stuff that didn't exist, creating Facebook groups like Power to the People that just like Black Lives Power to the People. Also on the other side, patriots

like they were just making up, just trolling us. Holl be so in the chaos, these fools know what they're doing. And it's not so much that they're good at it, it's that we're so trusting we didn't forgot how to check sources. You Craine, go and listen. Oh yeah, I'm gonna switsch to Ukraine a little bit. But uh, as a hint of this Ukraine, like listen, in the same way we like I said in the first one, in the same way, like you know, you're doing all these

expose as about gang violence. I'm like, well, we're here and right now I'm at McDonald's. Look I listen. I got sense enough to know don't go to Cranshawns Lawson if you're not from Cranshawns Laws and just don't go over there, like that's where they're shooting. Right now, I'm at the park, you know, eating the taco working on my kick flip. I got sense enough to know around a certain time of day or when I see a particular gallon, like look, let me go on, okay, let

me go on slide real quick. One of the greatest lessons you learning the hood is when it's time to slide. You need to be able to read the room and be like, I think it's time for me to dip. Right. That's where when you if you live in Kiv, I'm trying to tell you, they got the same antend as we got. If you just a regular citizen, you're like, oh, yeah, no, I ain't going over there, you know what I'm saying.

So there are every areas of the Ukraine that like the block is real hot, and if you got sis, you'd have left a while ago, and then it's others of them that been like child, listen, this is what they do. This for russ to do, it's been decades. Dog, this is what they do. They come in here, they fight, We fight back. You know, the West gets excited, somebody else get excited. But this is what it is now.

I'm not downplaying it. I'm saying because like I said, yank violence in Los Angeles, I know what I'm talking about. It was terrible. You lose family, you was friends, those are yes and your family out there fighting. You know what I'm saying. But if you lived in Irvine, if you lived in you Kaipa, if you lived in there were parts of town that you could live in and have no idea any of this stuff was going down because you just didn't live over there. That's what's weird.

How it's weird how war works and what the human brain can do, the human psyche can do. If this is just your situation, we have lost Crimea. It's gone, and as far as Russia is concerned, it's like, well we got it back because it was it was ours. So Putin was like I wish y'all would now act Three after the break h Act three three, f around and find out. Now, y'all go ahead and say this is the way it's supposed to be said. But y'all know what I mean. Alf around and find out. So

Putin went from listen, I'm telling y'all stop playing with me. Okay, you want to get into my business. I wish you would pull up. You still think I'm you still think I'm a punk? All right? Watch this. So then he starts on Wednesday of which was two days from the day that I'm recording this, going into the parts of the Ukraine that we're already separatists. These are the parts he kind of already had. He had pulled over there. He was like, all right, all right, y'all think this

is a joke. I don't care about none of y'all. I don't care Germany like what we're gonna We're gonna break this deal with you about these like oil pipelines. He like, break the deal. I wish you would. Okay, break it. You think that's gonna stop me? You really think I'm scared of y'all. I'm not. I'm not over the Cold War, son, It's not over. I don't like how y'all been treating me for the last forty years. You think I'm a pump. You keep making me the

villain of this story. And then you come to my old people, my old hood, recruit them, and you're teasing them because you know, here's the thing, guys, I say this beyond the shadow of a doubt. Unless things shaped as of this moment. I believe up to this moment, they don't never have any plans of accepting the Ukraine in Tornato, even as they've been simpling and they've been you know, being like real nice to him and courting them, and and poor Ukraine like please please come on, help

help me. Right, So you're gonna you're gonna stand all the way over there on the other side of the ocean and throw some sanctions. That's what you're gonna do for us. And that this is what Russia looking at looking at Ukraine, like, hey, well, your little holmmies at well, your little friends at I told you they don't love you, because they don't love us. I'm the only one that loves you. So so as far as Russia concerned, Russia like listen, putin in them, like listen, come on back.

They don't love you. They never will let me show you what it is now on the low, he ain't gonna ever say this. On the low. Putin scared that Ukraine might work if they start living better than the Russians. Dude, then the Russians might be like, well maybe they maybe this Western democracy thing, they might be onto something they live in better than us. So you Putin can't afford to let the Ukraine succeed because that makes him look

like he don't know what he's talking about. I can't have you know and not know what I'm talk about, especially because they're cousins like y'all. Like, I can't stress this enough. That's their cousins, y'all can't. I can't have yo, yo, auntie can't live better than you. You know what I'm saying? Did I make you look dumb? You feel me? So he like, listen, you know what not's around to find out? So he went over there to his part. Everybody else got crazy again. You know what, I'm tired. You know

what why this? He run up in the whole country. Watch find out mess with me? Man? I turned this hole and he did. He was like, all right, you thought I was playing? So he turned that whole thing into a war, surrounded the entirety of their borders and ran up on them all at the same time. Now check this out. Listen, if you're gonna take something out, like, I need you to think about this again, street baller perspective.

If you throw everything at them at the same time, do you think that are you planning to do a long fight or you want this or you trying to wear them out and overwhelmed this person immediately? Just think about it. If you like you and your five homies, you're like, okay, listen, if we all go in now, maybe we can like catch his food off guard and just like overwhelming because if we go one by one, if we try to go head up, they may have

a chance. Like though, don't underestimate these foods. Hell. I heard stories on the internet that I ain't I ain't uh, I have uh collaborated jet you know, check and recheck your sources, you feel me, allright? Stories that like Ukraine was like they was, look, man, if you're fighting age, they're handing out guns, you know what I'm saying. I know they was doing training. They were doing training and a lot of Babushka's that I've learned me. It's just

like Grandma's you know. I mean, that's like your your v jis like your tas. You know what I'm saying. That's Auntie and them. Auntie and m was showing up for weapons training classes. You feel me, you craze, Like, look, if you gotta trigger finger, I need to put a trigger on it. You understand what I'm saying. So, that's not a country that's ready to punk out, because again, remember they cut from the same soil Ukraine and Russa. They cut from the same soil. We were living in

these zero degrees weather, just like you are. Fan. We we're washing down this vodka like you. You keep talking about how you're not a punk. We ain't no punk either. I'm I might be scared of y'all, but not scared enough to not fight back. Y'all bust we bust. Why they finally turn it around and being like all y'all gonna like Nato, y'all gonna help her? What right you cry? Uh?

Putting like y'all don't stand a chance. Told me so he gonna rush them all, And in my mind, I'm thinking he's rushing them to immediately make them be like I'm cry uncle, like y'all gonna give up, y'all gonna y'all gonna fall back, fall back. Do you look at the NATO like, Okay, I know you want to negotiate with me, but I need you to know. I need you to see these hands. You do you you see that I'm not playing now when you come to this table,

put some respect on my name. Put some respect on my name because I need you to see I'm not playing. You don't don't talk tough with me. Don't like like you poking your little chest out. Your chest ain't big enough. You two lighten the booty. Don't come play with me like this. So Puttin Them said, like, I just need you to know, like I pulls triggers. I said a long time ago when politics was still on the Red Couch podcast, the difference between Donald Trump and Ladimir Putin

is Putin's a killer. Putin pull triggers. I don't know that about Trump. I don't know if Trump pulled triggers. And he seemed like you do, but I don't know if he do. He lived too rich, boy, I don't I don't know if he pulled triggers like this putin pull triggers, and this is what we're looking at like, I'm not afraid to shoot on man, if I'm not at I don't worry about your negotiations. I pulled triggers.

That was at three pulled triggers, and that if you want to come to the table, I need you to come to the table with an understanding that I'm not I'm not wanting to be played with. Now we're at war. Now what this got to do with America? Well, do you know what this has to do with America is the nineteen eighties. It's co word. At the end of the day, you should have left the USS are alone, and it's y'all. Y'all declared yourselves the leader of the

free world. That's what you call your president, the leader of the free world. We know actually America don't control NATO. But in there, but your little narrative slipping. You ain't the superpower you used to be. It was trying to bust a move. We and and you think everybody don't see y'all slipping. You think the rest of the world don't see that you lose in your crown. Yeah, it was time to make a move. You're gonna respect me, and I don't like it because the reason I ain't

got respect is y'all. And every time I try to do something, you got something to say. I don't even understand why I keep making your news. Why you always got something to say? I don't. I'm tired of y'all being in my business. So in my mind put in doing this he because he's like listening. I need my USSR back and to and be to be like, I'm tired of y'all being on top. You don't get to declare which direction to Earth go? Because I want to declare which direction is Earth go? So I dare you?

I dare you to send troops. I dare you. We're talking this pool and again you think you think your citizens gonna go with that, because here's a difference between a president of America and a president of Russia. President of Russia, say, President of America, listen, you kind of care what your people think. It's Russia, homie, I'm a descendant of the Tsars because I don't care at all about none of them protests. I did an outlast five

of your presidents. You think I care with them? People think getting my land back, getting my crown back, sitting back on my throne, mess around, find out who politics? Yeah, this is here thing was recorded by ME Propaganda in East Lowst. Boil Heights, Los Angeles, California. This smug was mixed, edited, mastered, and scored by Matt Osolski. I can totally say his name, guys, it was it was a stick. He's going by Matt now again because he got in to some legal situations

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