A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Didn‘t Do Anything Wrong

Lets be frank (Hi Frank!) these kids weren't going to do much with their lives anyways, and we all know that their kids would do less, so wasn't Freddy just doing everyone a favor? 

Listen to that hot take that no one asked for and much more, so put on your favorite crop top football jersey, grab that portable TV, and snuggle into bed with the boys for 90 minutes…and whatever you do, DON’T. FALL. ASLEEP! 

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