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Hold My Popcorn

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Several village idiots have risen from the deepest depths of immaturity to deliver their unprofessional commentary on movies. If you want to feel drunk without taking a sip of alcohol this is the podcast for you.

Episodes

Vertical Limit (2000) Sunburnt Bomb Juice

The boys are back and are still talking about snow related movies. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] .

Jan 23, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 136

Halloween III: Season of the Witch Commentary Track

Dick Warlocking your neck off. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !...

Oct 26, 20232 hr 2 minEp. 135

The Mummy (1999) Commentary Track

Brendan Fraser before he won an Oscar for Big. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !...

May 25, 20232 hr 3 minEp. 134

Mini Episode: CinemaCon, Babies, and Summer Movies

Max and Timmy catch up after a few months off from recording with some life updates before Max rambles about about his time at CinemaCon. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !...

May 11, 202330 minEp. 133

The Grey (2011) Bad Sh*t Happens, Then Things Get Worse!

This movie is one big bundle of joy. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !...

Mar 07, 20231 hr 17 minEp. 132

The Thing (1982) Big Hats, Bigger Problems

A Piñata of Death Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !...

Feb 22, 20232 hr 2 minEp. 131

Cliffhanger (1993) FEEEAACCHHH!!

The boys are back with a new snow themed mini series and first up is Die Hard on a mountain aka Cliffhanger starting a slimmer Sylvester Stallone, Michael Rooker as a good guy, and John Lithgow with a flawless British accent. Nothing but the highest audio quality for this one as Tim forgot to record the first hour of the show so enjoy that. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as fr...

Feb 08, 20231 hr 22 minEp. 130

Lethal Weapon Commentary Track

Ho-ho-ho! Christmas (and Tim) came early this year. As a heads up, this is a commentary track, but you can still enjoy the conversation without playing the movie in the background. Few topics discussions include: What would Mel Gibson’s career look like today if he had called a cab instead of getting into the most costly DUI of all time, the status of lethal weapon 5, Gary Busey’s fantastic fashion style, how much eggnog is too much, Murtaugh blaming Riggs for all of his life problems even thoug...

Dec 22, 20222 hr 56 minEp. 129

Resident Evil (2002) Suicide Orgies, Zombie Boners, and The Need For More Character Development

Some people have too much will to live. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !...

Oct 30, 20222 hr 32 minEp. 128

Time Cop (1994) Tight Butts, Smooth Jazz, and Kicking D*cks

There's never enough time…for Belgian Yogurt This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !...

Oct 18, 20222 hr 46 minEp. 127

Back To The Future (1985) A Family Friendly Love Triangle

Marty’s mom has got it goin’ on. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !...

Oct 03, 20222 hr 44 minEp. 126

The Terminator (1984) Stinky Heroes & Wrong Sarah's

What Yeeeaaaarrrrr!!!?? The boys time traveled too far and forgot to introduce the show, which doesn’t matter because they had plenty to talk about regarding one of the greatest sci fi/ time travel movies of all time in The Terminator. The boys droll over Arnie’s body, yellow page stalking, phone sex, the choice to have the hero be named Kyle, awful love scenes in movies, dogs biting cohosts on air, and much more! Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE This episode is b...

Sep 13, 20221 hr 24 minEp. 125

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure (1989) The Wholesome Stoner Dudes

The boys are back with a new mini series of time traveling movies because our real timeline sucks. First up is one of the dumbest time travel films off all time in the cult classic Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure. Topics include Napoleon going on a double date with several 12 year olds, the odd choice to travel back to the US and Austria multiple times, a missing pudding subplot, cuckolding dads, and much more! Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE This episode is b...

Aug 30, 20221 hr 28 minEp. 124

Dr No (1962) F*ck Your Way To The Truth / I Am James Bond

After almost 4 months of inconsistent recordings, the boys have finally finished their 007 debut series; they watched the first appearance of every Bond actor playing 007 - but in reverse! Last…or first… is the 1962 classic, Dr No, staring Sean Connery. This movie has it all: a smooth and charming sexual psychopath who sucks the water out of wet towels, people in yellow face, extra’s doing 15 foot belly flops, a supervillain with weird flipper hands, bikinis, dragon tanks, and, of course, our he...

Jun 30, 20221 hr 26 minEp. 123

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) The Australian Forrest Gump

Max and Timmy break down George Lazenby's only appearance as James Bond which may make him the Larkin of the Bond's....or the Chumbawamba of the Bond's....or the Wilt Chamberlin/Charlie Sheen of the Bond's (the guy really enjoyed the swinging 60's). Regardless, the boys surprisingly enjoyed this one and have plenty of bad Aussie impressions to go around. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the pro...

Jun 05, 20221 hr 17 minEp. 122

Top Gun Re Release(1986)

With the premiere of Top Gun Maverick we are re releasing our original Top Gun episode from 2019. Lots of sunburn hairless chests, bromance, and Kenny Loggins. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected]...

May 27, 20222 hr 33 min

Live and Let Die (1973) Sexual Psychopaths and “Woke” Blaxploitation

The 007 debut series is back as the boys watched Roger Moore’s first entry in the franchise where the dashing British gentleman date rapes a virgin Jane Seymour, battles a handicapped man with a can opener for an arm, and then stumbles into a Smokey And The Bandit knockoff, which concludes with Bond shooting someone with a gun that turns them into a human balloon. Special shout out to our homeless cohost who apparently recorded his audio underwater. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker avai...

May 16, 20222 hr 40 minEp. 121

The Living Daylights (1987) Don’t Think..Just Let It Happen

Maximum escapism, side boobs, and parrots…also Timothy Dalton as James Bond. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Faceboo...

Apr 14, 20222 hr 38 minEp. 120

GoldenEye (1995) Denching It..Getting Denched…Death By Denching

Week 2 of our 007 debut series as the boys watched Pierce Brosnan’s first appearance in GoldenEye: The movie that was not as good as they remembered. Former cohost Papa Paco makes his first appearance in 2 years as the boys talk about drunk Russians, sneaky tanks, bad riddles, Austin Powers, 60’s sound effects, and a bunch of other crap that may offend the uninitiated. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped an...

Apr 01, 20222 hr 37 minEp. 119

Casino Royale (2006) Finger Lickin’ Good

The boys are starting their 007 debut series where they will be reviewing each entry of a new Bond actor, but in reverse order. First up is the initial Daniel Craig appearance where he stars as a murderous psychopath who is granted a license to kill. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. If you want to...

Mar 15, 20221 hr 15 minEp. 118

Lake Placid (1999) Objectifying Women…Maybe Some Crocodiles

A film that takes place on a fake lake that is not named Lake Placid. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5 This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You c...

Feb 17, 20221 hr 4 minEp. 117

Perfect Storm (2000) Back To The Barrel

Several white trash New England fishermen decide to fight Mother Nature…and they lost. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5 This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at tdbackrow@...

Feb 03, 20221 hr 29 minEp. 116

Executive Decision (1996) Bob Dole Woulda Picked Up The Phone

When a Steven Seagal action movie meets a Kurt Russel thriller. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5 If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can als...

Jan 20, 20221 hr 16 minEp. 115

A Knights Tale (2001) Formula One Jousting and Flying Wood

Or you could call it Medieval poprock and historical inaccuracies. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5 If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . You can ...

Jan 04, 20222 hr 30 minEp. 114

Top Disney Soundtracks

See how quickly Bill loses his mind in one of the funniest episodes originally released in May of 2019. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5 If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email...

Dec 08, 202137 minEp. 113

The Lion King (1994) Hakuna Ma-Yolo

A young prince, exiled by his murderous gang leader uncle, grows up in a bug eating fringe community. After having a lucid vision of his dead dad in the clouds, the prince returns home to take the throne while his dictator uncle is eaten alive by his own army of killers…this week the boys watched the family friendly Disney classic The Lion King! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well ...

Dec 02, 20211 hr 15 minEp. 112

Oceans Eleven (2001)

The boys are kicking off their season of movies to be thankful for and first up is the star studded-man eye candy classic Oceans Eleven. We’ve got suits that are several sizes too big, an entirely retconned 3rd act, Julia Roberts being a Hollywood 6, and much more! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at ...

Nov 18, 20212 hr 31 minEp. 111

Tremors (1990) The White Trash Jaws

Timmy boys back in the captain chair this week as the boys switch from scary to just straight stupid with everyone’s favorite man eating earth worm movie: Tremors! We have Reba McEntire wielding guns, Steven Keaton from Family Ties shooting a revised CGI Sarlacc with an elephant gun, high stake Rock Paper Scissor games, and an old lady getting sucked into the ground while listening to the classic Christian rock song “Dropkick me Jesus”. It’s everything you would ever want in a Halloween special!...

Oct 30, 20211 hr 21 minEp. 110

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Didn‘t Do Anything Wrong

Lets be frank (Hi Frank!) these kids weren't going to do much with their lives anyways, and we all know that their kids would do less, so wasn't Freddy just doing everyone a favor? Listen to that hot take that no one asked for and much more, so put on your favorite crop top football jersey, grab that portable TV, and snuggle into bed with the boys for 90 minutes…and whatever you do, DON’T. FALL. ASLEEP! If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at tdbac...

Oct 13, 20212 hr 31 minEp. 109

Rambo 3 (1988) Too Little Too Late

Timmy boy is in the captain’s chair as the gang make fun of Sly Stallone for a solid 90 minutes. We’ve got crossing sticks, rocket propelled goats, and soviet tanks docking into choppers….it’s everything you would ever want or need in a late 80’s action movie where the good guys are Jihadist, the Russians are openly the bad guys, and everyone loses! If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected] . Hold My Popcorn stickers available on ...

Sep 16, 20212 hr 33 minEp. 108