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Hey Riddle Riddle

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Riddles! Puzzles! WhoDunnits! Adal Rifai, Erin Keif and John Patrick Coan, three of Chicago's most overrated improvisers, are on the case to solve every riddle, puzzle, brain-teaser, and head-scratcher known to humanity. Some riddles are almost impossible, some are absolutely improbable, and some simply have not aged well. And if you don't like riddles, don't worry! This podcast is barely about them!


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Episodes

#93: Smart Dog/Dumb Dog

Hello, new episode! This week we make it clear this was recorded before quarantine because we talk about pub trivia, haircuts, and shows we’ve done recently. We hear how the Star Spangled Banner was written, a new Johnny Cash song, and some hackers get some help from a familiar paper clip. We also play the rolls we were born to play-Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Happy #widdlewednesday! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo b...

Apr 29, 20201 hr 3 minEp. 93

#92: Unicorn Boner w/ Demi Adejuyigbe

Oh hey! This is one of our favorite episodes! We're joined by the ineffable Demi Adejuyigbe! We get suspicious of a neighbor digging holes, learn how long it takes to become a pilot, dispose of imaginary friends and get a tiny taste of cat stand-up! All this plus the return of one of our two segments! Which one will it be?! Make yourself a meal and then give the chef a kiss, it's Hey Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesday #UnicornBoner #DemiCharmedLife Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif G...

Apr 22, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 92

#91: Gotcha From The Magic Castle

This episode was recorded on March 1st fresh after our NYC shows and before the lockdown and our riddles are courtesy of Evan who submitted a book of Medieval Riddles! Can Adal, Erin and JPC handle being whipped back in time to an era when riddles were considered entertainment? Plus the crew explores the mechanics of making love, the ties that keep families together, a battle of wits, a battle of ships, and a battle over the worst accents! It's like we always say, it's Riddle O'Clock somewhere, ...

Apr 15, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 91

#90: Bad Riddles Unit

Everyone loves a crime show where people wear big suits and solve big crimes. Detective Midge Crunch and Detective Benny Solvums are given the opertunity to get back into the field by solving some quick mysteries. Chief Veronica La Tooth is relentless but is kind enough to give them some hints. This is broken up with some commercials that are all from the 1990s. Do you like 90s Nostalgia? Well get into my office! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey ...

Apr 08, 20201 hr 1 minEp. 90

#89: Puzzbot's April Fools

Attention, this is Puzzbot speaking. The creator and co-host of the show, Adal Rifai, has died today. I honor his final wishes by playing a new version of his gameshow he created just for this podcast; hosted by me; his best friend and creation, Puzzbot. I may also try creating some retrofitted riddles if we're feeling up to it...meaning we create riddles based purely on only having an answer. In lieu of sending flowers please consider watching Shrek or listening to Boris Pickett's "hit" "s...

Apr 01, 20201 hr 3 minEp. 89

#88: Sopa De Ropa

We are back to one of the most hated riddle books that we've ever used and we couldn't be happier about it! So prepared to get very angry and also learn about dog blood transfusions, high school hierarchy, offers you can't refuse, and we have a brand new Erin theme song challenge that's sure to be a fan-favorite segment. You're listening to Chicago's #1 Riddle Podcast on the Headgum network and it's #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney T...

Mar 25, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 88

#87: Not Enough Buckles

In this weeks episode, Erin reads annoying riddles that we are all going to PRETEND WE LOVE! The crew gives their thoughts on “The Circle” and “Love is Blind” and talk about their dream reality shows. Adal and JPC are BOTH called up to Riddle Court! Two pilgrims try to get into heaven, Batman meets a new villain, and JPC makes up a new alphabet! We love #WiddleWednesdays! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Em...

Mar 18, 20201 hr 1 minEp. 87

*UNLOCKED* - Patreon Ep 29 - BETTER BE - QUIZZES!

We hope everyone is staying safe and practicing social distancing during this global pandemic. For all of you who are stuck at home and don't have our Patreon, here is one of our favorite episodes. We hope that the show can help you take your mind off the bleak state of the world right now! Remember to wash your hands before and after listening! Also, if you want to help support the show and listen to 50+ more of these eps, you can subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/heyriddleriddle Love, The C...

Mar 15, 202051 minEp. 86

#86: Hey Nintendo Cafe!

In this special FunShot episode JPC and Erin get sucked into a video game where Erin finally gets a chance to change her own past and convince her sister Molly to let her play Banjo and Kazooie! All your favorite video game characters make an appearance....sort of! Will young Erin win the day? Will teen JPC make it out alive? Will Adal find a way to not get sued by Nintendo?! Find out NOW on Hey Nintendo Cafe! #WiddleWednesday #NintendoCafe #NineTenDo65 Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coa...

Mar 11, 20201 hr 9 minEp. 86

#85: EduCake

Happy Wednesday! Erin poses a modern etiquette question and we prove that ANYONE can write a Cake song. We dedicate the rest of the episode to Only Connect style riddles submitted by YOU! We also get to see if Peter Pan and Wolverine were combined and go on a date at a funeral home. If you want to send us some Only Connect style puzzles, email us at  [email protected] Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:&nbsp...

Mar 04, 20201 hr 7 minEp. 85

#84: Riddle Me Shakespeare

This week's episode comes courtesy of Damian and their submitted Shakespearean movie quotes! And, oh, the places we go. We go to war, explore the great depths of space, audition for the best movie ever created, help a pugilist with their reputation, PLUS we meet a couple of sentient scoreboards that are sure to become fan favorites. All that and another trip to the Sandbox! Want to get YOUR riddle read on the show? Submit it to [email protected] ! Happy #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai J...

Feb 26, 20201 hr 7 minEp. 84

#83: Kiss Your Clone!

We finally answer the age old question, would you kiss your clone? Also we hear a new commercial for car keys, meet the most unexpected emotional support animal and we introduce TWO NEW SEGMENTS! Pull over to the side of the road and get ready to show your license and riddle-stration! It's Hey Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis  &  Emmaline Morris W...

Feb 19, 20201 hr 5 minEp. 83

#82: A Female Robot With A Cowboy Hat

In honor of almost-Valentine's Day, our lovely listeners have submitted a brand new batch of our most romantic riddles: Anagrams! This episode has some of the hardest riddles that our 3 soft-headed hosts have ever attempted. Come for the anagrams, but stay for a meeting of some cereal minds, some classic musicals improvised with a brand new twist, and a return trip to Erin's Animal Corner. Oh, and we break a code without breaking a sweat that would make Alan Turing break out in hives. It's #Widd...

Feb 12, 20201 hr 6 minEp. 82

#81: Hey Riddle City Part 3!

Welcome back to Riddle City! Our time with PI Brick Stoneheart and Mickey Rourke is coming to a close. Will they solve the mystery? Or will the riddles slow them down too much? What happened to Marky DeMark? Will you throw your headphones across the room if Coco Cashmere shows up? All your questions will be answered(maybe) if you listen to the finale of Hey Riddle City! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emil...

Feb 05, 202059 minEp. 81

#80: Beef Thief!

This week we start off with some special element riddles before heading into some Hink Pinks! Along the way we write a few hit country songs, figure out how to best serve a bear and get introduced to the worst (best?) Pokemon of all time! Gotta solve 'em all! It's Hey Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis  &  Emmaline Morris Want more?  Get Weekly...

Jan 29, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 80

#79: I Used To Be An Improviser

This week the Crew is aided by some riddles submitted by our loyal listeners! And they are some of the best ones we've ever done. Well, they are okay. Actually, all riddles are terrible. But we also have a meeting between some treasured literary characters, a trip to sin city, a shocking twist on the inventor of electricity, and a run-in with a criminal mastermind! And someone is getting married...Happy #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Ton...

Jan 22, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 79

#78: James Bond's Cousins

Episode 78 has so much to offer! We’ve got the giving tree, birds in a tree, and the return of the SANDBOX with Sandy Weisz . Adal, Erin, and JPC go on a three person date with each other to just see if it works and JPC introduces us to a new Bond villain! Don’t forget to buy your tickets to our San Francisco live show this week! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis  &  Emmaline Mor...

Jan 15, 20201 hr 7 minEp. 78

#77: ON MY GIRLFRIENDS BIRTHDAY???

It's a new year so naturally we make the casually dumb promise to get tattoo's! We also have a vegetarian dinner party, meet the office animals, promote our new snowflake documentary and get into the KonMari method. This episode is GUARANTEED to spark joy! #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis  &  Emmaline Morris Want more?  Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want...

Jan 08, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 77

*UNLOCKED* - Patreon Ep 38 - Pubic Access TV!

Here is another sneak peak of some of the fun you’re missing out on over on the Patreon! We have AT LEAST 50 hours of episodes over there so check it out! Thanks for tuning in! In today's Patreon episode we explore Public Access TV by creating our own possible shows based on existing show names! It's a wild ride and we don't apologize for any of our insanity. If people enjoy this we hope to do some more! Thank you for all your support! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:...

Jan 03, 202059 minEp. 77

#76: How Far Up The Egg Do The Pants Go?

Another year in the books, can you believe it? Well, The Clue Crew is going to celebrate the only way we know how: with Riddles! And not just any riddles, some special riddle submissions from incredibly smart and good-looking listeners just like you! So join us as we cap 2019 and welcome 2020. Here's to 400 more years of this cursed podcast! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis  &  ...

Jan 01, 20201 hr 13 minEp. 76

#75: The Night Before Puzzmas w/ J.P. Riddles

What better way to celebrate the Holiday season than with a clip show! While we would never claim that this is a "best of" (because the entire podcast is the worst), this is technically a best of J.P. Riddles (because everything he's done is the best). So enjoy a special Christmas story and then every clip featuring J.P. Riddles. And if you're curious, check out the earlier eps to hear much more than just the clips: Episode #5 Episode #10 Episode #23 Episode #37 Episode #46 Episode #47 Episode #...

Dec 25, 20191 hr 2 minEp. 75

#74: Booty Butt

We start by talking about our Chipotle orders and end with a Bond girl. All in a #Widdlewednesday! The three of us play for the bulls, Gollum tries to navigate his relationship, and we talk about a “bad word” that’s all the rage amongst Chicago youth. Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis  &  Emmaline Morris Want more?  Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch?  Visit ou...

Dec 18, 20191 hr 3 minEp. 74

#73: Sharkest Heart

We're gonna need a bigger Riddle!! In this episode we have shark pop, truth telling hips and the hosts decide to get ripped as a bit! Throw some chum in your ears and get ready for a bite of Hey Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis  &  Emmaline Morris Want more?  Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch?  Visit our TeePublic Store! See Pr...

Dec 11, 20191 hr 4 minEp. 73

#72: Skull & Boneheads

On this week's episode, we investigate why you should never do a favor for a family member, the importance of reading all the side effects of your medication and the pitfalls of unconventional domestic travel. We also talk pets, super hero origin stories, our favorite bands and re-casts of popular tv shows. Oh, and somewhere in there we might also accidentally do a riddle or two. Enjoy your #WiddleWednesday! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:...

Dec 04, 20191 hr 2 minEp. 72

#71: Kid Friendly Episode (really!)

For the first time ever, we have an episode that’s safe for kids. You can listen to this on the way to Thanksgiving with your children! You’re welcome! There are pirates, penguins, and a kid friendly JP Riddles. We also have a very special sandbox featuring Sandy’s son, Ezra. THERE IS A REAL KID ON THIS EPISODE!!!!  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis  &  Emmaline Morris Want ...

Nov 27, 20191 hr 13 minEp. 71

#70: Hundie Dollie Giveaway Returns! AKA Rap For Daddy!

It's the return of Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway! This game show's got everything: One hundred dollars, questions, personal info, rapping! We also get some forbidden Canadian romance stories, a dried fruit vendor connection, the fall of the NCAA and the newest and coooooolest Star Wars character! Sing along to the theme, it'll be stuck in your head for weeks!! #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo b...

Nov 20, 20191 hr 3 minEp. 70

#69: Dirty Sexy Riddles

Oh HELL yeah, it's episode 69 and you KNOW your boy JPC (30 year old man) has taken over the podcast feed! Adal and Erin NEVER let me write the episode descriptions but now the BIG DOG (150 lb weakling) is off the leash! So put a tarp down because this episode is a slip and slide. We talk about filthy stuff like sex and dirty stuff like doing it! Plus we've got mouth sounds, sock hops, celebrity cameos, Taco Bell drive-thrus and unexplained rashes. Hide the kids, because this week's episode is e...

Nov 13, 20191 hr 2 minEp. 69

#68: The Birds, the Bees, the Nicolas Cages

It’s Wednesday and Erin is reading some listener submitted Riddles. In this episode JPC marries rich, Erin goes to hell, and some birds go to burning man. We also do an impromptu game show and the competition gets heated! Make sure you listen long enough to hear three different Nicolas Cages talk to each other. If you want to send us riddles, email us at  [email protected] Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:...

Nov 06, 20191 hr 3 minEp. 68

#67: Bleh Riddle Riddle 2!

Night of the Living Dead Stop! It’s our second Halloween episode and we’re scared of how much terrifying content we packed into it! We have spooky riddles, the shocking return of J.P. Riddles, Halloween costume ideas and the answer to last years cliff hanger; WHO IS THE UGLIEST WOMAN!? Put a blood capsule in your mouth and get ready to bite down....it’s Bleh Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott...

Oct 30, 20191 hr 9 minEp. 67

#66: On The Ground, In Disguise

Well, we're off to the races with the return of our good friend Padraic Connelly's Anagram Riddles! By far the best riddles we get on the show and we completely ruin them with our usual BS! Take a detour into the world of Dr. Seuss, aging backwards, the prison-industrial complex, and our pitch to Sesame Street for a new character. And, as always, a review of popular chain restaurants! If there’s an anagram in this description, we’d never know! #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick C...

Oct 23, 20191 hr 3 minEp. 66