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Here's Johnny's Reviews

Movie buff and bit of a geek. No nonsense film reviewer. Warning these will be full spoiler reviews and may have bad language throughout.
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The Burning (1981)

Welcome to the wrap up to Prank Month as I look at the early 80s cult movie The Burning. When a group of teen boys play a prank on the mean groundskeeper of a summer camp. It goes wrong and he's burned alive. 5 years laters he's back for revenge killing teens left and right with his handy hedge trimmers. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Apr 30, 202229 min

Bruno (2009)

Welcome to episode 3 of Prank Month as I look at Bruno starring Sacha Baron Cohen. A gay Austrian fashion model moves to LA to become famous. Along the way he gets banned from fashion shows, tv shows, talk shows and interviewing celebrities. So to try to be famous he starts gay conversion in the hope of becoming famous. What could go wrong? Find out here! Don't forget to, like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Apr 16, 202223 min

Bad Grandpa (2013)

Welcome to part 2 of Prank Month as I look at Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa. A young boy and his grandpa go cross country on a roadtrip to get the boy to his father's. More and more outrageous things happen on the over 1200 miles trip. Just how far does this go? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Apr 09, 202231 min

Don’t Hang Up (2016)

Welcome to the kick off to Prank Month. Movies about pranks, original I know after all it is April. Tonight I'm looking at the 2016 movie Don't hang up! About two douche bro pranksters that run a prank "Youtube" channel that takes things one step too and now someone is out for revenge. Who is the killer and how far will they take their revenge? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Apr 01, 202231 min

Scooby Doo (2002)

Welcome to the wrap up of Tv show movie March. As I look at Scooby Doo '02. Based on the longest running cartoon of all time Scooby Doo: Where are you?. The Scooby Gang is hired by a multi millionaire theme park owner to investigate IF his Spooky Island theme park is haunted by demons. Unfortunately 2 years earlier they split up. So can the gang put their differences behind them and solve this case? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Have...

Mar 27, 202234 min

The Naked Gun From the files of Police Squad (1988)

Hello and welcome to part 3 of tv show movie March. As I look at The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad. It's down to Lt Frank Drebin, LA's most bumbling cop, to save The Queen from a multi millionaire business man whose out to assassinate her. Can he stop, clear his best friends name and find love? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Mar 19, 202221 min

The A Team (2010)

Welcome to part 2 of TV show movie March. As I look at The A Team from 2010. A group of Army Rangers are arrested for a crime they didn't commit, escape then plan revenge. Yeah it's as simple as that! Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod If you can find it maybe you should hire the A Team

Mar 13, 202231 min

Star Trek 2 The Wrath of Khan (1982)

Welcome to part one of TV show movie March which is a look at movies based on tv shows. First up is Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan. Admiral Kirk has to face his greatest foe Khan. In a battle of wits, minds and ships. What ghosts from Kirk's past come back to haunt him? Find out here Don't to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Mar 07, 202225 min

The Craft (1996)

Welcome to the concluding part of Witch Women. With my look at The Craft. When a new girl at a Catholic school meets the school weirdos they become fast friends. Until she realises they're only using her. Thing is they're wannabe witches and she is the real deal. They latch onto her and steal power. Then one of the coven gets power mad and tries to kill her. So it's revenge time. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Coming soon is TV show movie March, Apr...

Feb 26, 202229 min

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Welcome to part 3 of Witchy Women aka Fierce Females in February. As I look at The Blair Witch Project. I'm so sorry! Yeah this is probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Feb 20, 202228 min

Xray (1981)

Welcome to a special St Valentine's Day from my second podcast Two Geeks Talk Movies. In this episode we look at the little known 80s slasher X Ray starring a former Playboy bunny. A woman goes to a local hospital to get her x ray results and is stalked by a killer Dr. Yeah it's that dumb. Don't forget to check out my second podcast on Anchor also like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod @TwoGeeksPod

Feb 14, 20221 hr 8 min

Practical Magic (1998)

Welcome to part 2 of Witchy Women as I look at Practical Magic starring Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock. Two sisters have to take on an abusive man. Who they accidentally kill and he possesses one. Can the other sister along with help of the town folk and their witchy aunts save the sister? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forgot to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Feb 13, 202225 min

The Witches (1990)

Welcome to episode 1 of what I am calling Witchy Women. Tonight I'm looking at The Witches based on the Roald Dahl book. A young boy and his grandma have to fend off a group of witches at a seaside hotel when the boy is turned onto a mouse and stumbles onto the Grand High Witches' plan of killing ALL the kids of England. Can the grandma stop the witches and save her grandson? Find out here! Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Feb 07, 202221 min

Jason Bourne (2016)

Welcome to the wrap up of Spyuary as I look at Jason Bourne. It's 10 years after the events of the BlackBriar leaks and Jason Bourne and Nicki Parsons are still on the run from the CIA. She's now a hacker for hire and digs into the CIA black ops files finding out about a new sinister black op Ironhand which is a data miner app A billionaire tech wizard is playing on launching a new social media app however its secretly Ironhand. Can Bourne and Nicki stop this from launching? Or will ghosts from ...

Jan 29, 202240 min

Bourne Ultimatum (2007)

Welcome to part 3 of Spyuary as I continuing looking at the Jason Bourne movies. 6 weeks after the events of part 2 Jason Bourne is still being hunted by the CIA and his past. When a newspaper reporter digs into Bourne's past he's killed by a CIA hitman. So Bourne seeks revenge. Will he find out who he really is? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Jan 21, 202237 min

Bourne Supremacy (2004)

Welcome to part two of Spyuary as I look at Bourne Supremacy. It's two years after the events of part one and Jason Bourne is free from the CIA or so he thinks. AS his past comes back to haunt him and the love of his life is killed. Can he find peace? Will the CIA leave him alone? Will the truth come out? Find out here! Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Jan 17, 202229 min

Bourne Identity (2002)

Welcome to 2022 and what I'm Spyuary which is my look at the Jason Bourne movies. First up we have The Bourne Identity which introed the world to super spy Jason Bourne played by Matt Damon. When a 20 something year old man is found left for dead in the Marseille seas by fishermen then took ashore to find out who he is. Along the way he falls in love with a young woman but he has CIA assassins on his tail so must fight them off while figuring out who he is. Don't forget to like, share, comment a...

Jan 07, 202234 min

New Years Eve (2011)

Welcome to the wrap up to not only 2021 but of Diremeber as I look at New Years Eve. It's NYE in NY and the lives of several couples intertine on one magical night. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Happy New Year

Dec 31, 20217 min

Bad Moms Christmas (2017)

Welcome to part 4 of Dirember as I look at Bad Moms Christmas. Can three "bad moms" handle Christmas and their mothers or will they crack? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Dec 24, 202130 min

Office Christmas Party (2016)

Welcome to part 3 of Dirember as I look at Office Christmas Party. Well it's party season so I thought I'd cover this "gem" from 2016. A brother and sister are at war and an office staff are stuck in the middle. Can the brother stop her from shutting down his company and throw the Christmas party to end all parties? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and sub Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Dec 17, 202132 min

Black Christmas (2019)

*Trigger warning* Welcome to ep two of Dirember and my look at Black Christmas 2019. This isn't a review but more of a look at this black hole we call society. So strap yourself in this is a triple barrel shotgun blast to the face. *I'm sorry if you're offended*

Dec 12, 202116 min

Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

Welcome to episode one of Dirember which is my look at dire festive movies. First up is Christmas with the Kranks maybe JLC's most scariest movie. When a yuppie wants to cancel Christmas after finding out he spends over $6K every year. Things go from bad to worse as the head of HOA gets wind of this plan and forces them to put up a 7 foot plastic Snowman. Yeah it's that stupid. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe

Dec 04, 202130 min

Killer Tongue (1996)

Welcome to the wrap up episode of No Nightmare Nov. Which is my look at non ANOES movies starring Robert Englund. For this one I've dug deep into Englund's movie career and found this joint Spanish/British comedy horror starring another horror icon Doug Bradley. A young woman has her tongue turned into an alien maneater by space spawn. Can her boyfriend and a mute nun help save the world? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Nov 27, 202131 min

Killer Pad (2008)

Welcome to week three of No Nightmare Nov. Which is my look at non Freddy movies starring Robert Englund. This week I look at his second movie as director Killer Pad. Can three idiot former frat boys survive a house party from Hell after they rent a house from a She Devil realtor? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Nov 19, 202124 min

The Midnight Man (2016)

Welcome to week 2 of No Nightmare November. Which is my look at Robert Englund movies that aren't Freddy movies. In this movie, can an internet meme turned movie be any good? When a teen girl and her boyfriend unleash a creature that feeds on fear can it be stopped before it drags them into to shadow world? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and sub

Nov 13, 202133 min

976 Evil (1989)

Welcome to episode of what I am calling No Nightmare November. Which is Robert Englund starring/directed movies that aren't A Nightmare on Elm Street movies. First up is Englund's directorial debut in 976 EVIL. Starring Stephen Geoffreys as an unlikable teen that has a hotline to Hell. He finds out he then has demonic powers so takes revenge on his bullies. Can he be stopped or will collect his soul? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe....

Nov 05, 202133 min

Ghostbusters (2016)

Welcome to my 6th year anniversary podcast as I look at Ghostbusters 2016. I'm not going to the ghostly streets of NY alone oh no I have a guest Martyn from the Bad Wilf podcast. We discuss the movies, video game and more. Thank you listening if this is your first or 300+ podcast Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Check out Martyn's podcast The Bad Wilf podcast where you get good podcasts. Also follow him on Twitter @BadWilf

Oct 28, 202158 min

Nine Lives (2002)

Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews and part 4 of One Off October as I look at Nine Lives starring Paris Hilton. Can a group of twenty somethings survive the weekend at a Scottish Manor house when something is after them killing them off one by one? Find out here Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Oct 22, 202124 min

They (2002)

Welcome to part 3 of One Off October which is my look at movies that never got a sequel. Tonight's movie is They from 2002. "Brought" to us by Wes Craven this is the story of a young woman dealing with childhood trauma and the death of her childhood friend. However is something in the dark after her? Find out here! Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Oct 15, 202133 min

Popcorn (1991)

Welcome to the second movie in One Off October, which is movies that never got a sequel, with my look at the little known 1991 movie Popcorn. When her local college throws an all night movie-a-thon a "teen" must survive the night once she finds out the man of her nightmares is real! Can she do so? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and sub. Fun game every time I mention a movie, actor, movie character or tv show take a drink. *during this you might hear...

Oct 08, 202136 min
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