Welcome to what I'm calling One Off October. Which are movies that never got a sequel. First up I'm looking at The Others from 2001 starring Nicole Kidman. Can a frazzled mother save her two sickly kids from the ghosts in their manor house? Find out here! Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod The next time you hear a thing go bump in the night. Ask yourself are you haunting you or are YOU haunting them?
Welcome to the wrap up to Not So Super September as I look at Constantine from 2005. Can an exorcist with the help of a psychic cop stop the Devil's son and a pissed off archangel from taking over the Earth? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.
Welcome to part 3 of Not So Super Sept. With my look at The Rocketeer from 1991. When a young pilot finds a rocket powered jet pack he gets mixed up with gangster, the FBI and a Nazi spy. Can he save his girl and the day? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe
Welcome to episode two of Not So Super September as I look at Green Hornet starring/written/produced by Seth Rogen. This is based on the 60s tv show about a rich playboy and his butler becoming crimefighters. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5 star review.
Welcome to what I'm calling Not So Super September as I look at failed superhero movies. To kick things off I'm covering the bomb that is The Green Lantern starring Ryan Reynolds (pre-Deadpool) and THAT ridiculous CGI suit. Can a cocky flyboy who has been given the powers of a Greem Lantern save the Earth from an intergalactic force? Find out here! Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.
Welcome to the wrap-up episode of Animal Attack August as I look at Asylum's 2 Headed Shark Attack. I'm not heading to the atoll of z-movie Hell oh no I have a guest Jason from Direct to VHS Pod. So come as we try and make head, or should that be heads?, and tail of this movie. About a 2 Headed Great White shark killing "teens" during a field trip. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod You can follow Direct to VHS pod n Instagram at @directtovhspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe a...
Welcome to part 3 of Animal Attack August where I look at the worse of the worst b to z movies I can find. Tonight I have a doozy for you Mega Piranha starring Tiffany from wait for this Asylum Pictures. Yeah, it's that bad. When a power-mad dictator uses the escape of genetically altered piranha in order to take over the US. It's down a merc, a genetic scientist, and her assistant to stop these ever-growing killer fish. Yes, it's that dumb! Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share,...
Welcome to part 2 of Animal Attack August as I look at the worse of the worse movies I can find. Tonight's movie is Sand Sharks starring Brooke Hogan as the world's greatest shark expert, yeah it's that dumb, she's on the hunt for a family of killer sharks tormenting a small fishing town. Sound familiar? Well, it gets worse the shark LIVE in the sand NOT the sea! Yeah, it's beyond stupid. Look just enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5...
Welcome to Animal Attack August where I look at the worst of the worse B to Z movies I can find. Tonight's podcast is Sharktopus from Roger Corman and starring B Movie King Eric Roberts. When a mad genetic scientist mixes a shark with an octopus all Hell breaks loose when it escapes. Can a merc and the scientist's daughter stop the ultimate killing machine? Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe.
Welcome to the wrap of not only Gay American Pie in July but The Summer Of Same-Sex. As I look at Eating Out 5 Open Weekend. The final, to date, Eating Out movie. Its months after the events of part 4 and Zack's and Benji's relationship is on the rocks so they think a weekend away at a Palm Springs gay hotel will fix it. Too bad his ex Casey is also there with his new fag hag Penny. Casey wants Zack back. Penny wants to lose her V card so all in all an eventful weekend. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohn...
This one time...... Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews and my look at Eating Out: Drama Camp. Things get sticky between Casey and Zack as their relationship has cooled off after only a few months. Can they get their eyes on the prize while their eye fucking the pretty boys at camp? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on itunes.
Welcome to part 3 of what I'm calling Gay American Pie in July this is also part of the Summer of Same-Sex. With Eating Out 3: All You Can Eat. A new gay enters WeHo after the death of his cousin and is hot on the trail of the hot guy at the local LBGT community center. The thing is he has just broken up with his boyfriend. Not to worry Tiffany, from the earlier movies, is at hand to help him bag the hottie. The thing is she used her ex's pictures to lure him what could go wrong? Find out here. ...
Welcome to part 2 of Gay American Pie in July as I look at the Eating Out movies, this is also part of the Summer of Same-Sex. Tonight I'm looking at Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds so I hope you're hungry. Can the new guy in town find the love of his life? Find out here! Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.
Welcome to episode one of what I'm calling Gay (American) Pie in July. As I look at the Eating Out movies. This is also part of the Summer of Same-Sex. How far will one man go to get the girl? Is love really truly blind? It's the story of boy meets girl who makes boy meet boy in order to get the girl. Yeah it's that dumb. Find out here Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also a leave a 5 star review
Welcome to the wrap-up episode of Summer Camp Massacre month with my look at Sleepaway Camp 4. This is also part of the Summer of Same-Sex. It's 3 years after the events of Camp New Horizons and a young woman is sent back to camp to deal with her demons. The thing is, is she the victim or villain of the story? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, and leave a 5-star review *warning the puns and dad jokes in this might be hazardous to your health...
Welcome to part 3 of my look at the SleepAway Camp movies. This is also part of the Summer of Same Sex. It's 1 year after the events of Camp Rolling Hills and Angela is back yet again to take teens to a teenage wasteland. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe
Welcome to part 2 of Summer camp massacre as I look at Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Camper. As part of the Summer Of Same-Sex. Several years after the events at Camp Arawak. Angela is now a full female and out of the insane asylum after years of therapy and a sex change. The thing is now she's back in camp and showing just how cruel a summer can be to the campers of Rolling Hills. Now she's sending the naughty campers home......in a body bag. Enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, s...
Welcome to episode one of Summer Camp Massacre as I look at the SleepAway Camp movies. Can a shy 13-year-old girl survive camp or more like can camp survive her? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe and leave a 5-star review
Welcome to the finally to May Gay movies as I look at Seed of Chucky. Set 6 years after the events of Bride of Chucky. Tiffany and Chucky's lovechild is gender confused and may or may not be insane. However, their lovechild wants them to stop killing people. Can he do so or will they follow the family tradition? Find out here Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5 star review.
Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews and episode 3 of May Gay movies as I look at the little-known gay serial killer movie from 2015 called You're Killing Me! Can a "social influencer" help a serial killer got "straight" and stop killing people or is he next for the knife? Find out here! Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review. *TRIGGER WARNING* the views I say may offend some people also extreme language throughout!
Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews and part 2 of May Gay movies putting a little queer in your fear as part of the Summer of Same-Sex. With my look at A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. Can a teen boy save his soul from Freddy Krueger as the dream demon tries to use him to enter the "real world"? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.
Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews and the kick-off to what I'm calling The Summer of Same-Sex from May to the end of July. Putting a little queer in your fear. First up I'm doing a heavily requested movie from a follower. This is a 1313 movie from the mind of David DeCoteau, these are basically softcore gay porn. This "movie" has little to no "plot" something about a burned-down insane asylum and a frat house built on its ashes and a ghost of a pissed-off girl. Look just enjoy the rant! Twitter...
Welcome to the concluding part of Avenging April. As I look at Thor Ragnarok. The movie brings back together Hulk and Thor to take down Thor's big sis Hela. the Goddess of Death, and save Asgard. Along the way, Thor picks up a Valkyrie as a new ally and overthrows Loki who was sitting on the Asgardian throne as Odin. Anyway, there's a lot in this movie so just enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod
Welcome to part 4 of Avenging April as I look at Thor Dark World. Can Thor not only save the universe but the love of his life Jane Foster from a race of evil Dark Elves who want to turn off the light in the universe? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.
Welcome to part three of Avenging April which is my look at the Hulk and Thor movies. This week's podcast is Thor from 2011. Thor, the God of Thunder, is cast out by Odin for being a vain, ego-driven aggressive twat. So he's sent to Earth depowered to find humility. On which he meets Jane, a physicist, and the two fall in love. Can Thor get his power back and stop his foster brother Loki before he takes over the Asgard? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, commen...
Welcome to episode 2 of Avenging April with my look at The Incredible Hulk the second movie in the MCU. Dr. Banner experiments with Gamma rays and has an accident which turns him into a 9-foot green rage monster the Press called the "Hulk". When Gen Ross hunts down Dr. Banner he uses a British Marine to take him in. However, he's a selfish vain man, and once he sees the true power of the Hulk he wants it for himself so he takes Capt America's Super Solider Syrum and some of Hulk's blood turning ...
Welcome to the kick-off to Avenging April which is my look at the Avengers leftover ie Hulk and Thor movies. First up is the 2003 Ang Lee flop that intros the world to The Hulk an 8-foot green rage monster and his alter ego, Bruce Banner. When an experiment goes wrong Dr. Bruce Banner absorbs Gamma rays which unlocks his true self ie The Hulk. Can The Hulk stop his egotistical father who has turned himself into the Absorbing Man a creature that can absorb anything? Find out here. Twitter: @heres...
Welcome to the concluding part of Mega Monster March as I look at 2010s Monsters. In the near future, America and Mexico has been taken out by huge aliens monsters. A couple must make it through the "invested zone" to get back to the safe zone of America. Can they do that or will they be eaten? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.
Welcome to part 3 of Mega Monster Movie March as I look at 2013 Pacific Rim. It's mankind, with the help of giant mech suits, versus giant sea monsters. A wash-out hotshot pilot is asked to train newbies what could go wrong? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe. Also leave a 5-star review
Welcome to part two of Mega Monster March with my look at Cloverfield. This is a quick review and rant filled along with severe language so be warned. Anyway, enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review
