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Here's Johnny's Reviews

Movie buff and bit of a geek. No nonsense film reviewer. Warning these will be full spoiler reviews and may have bad language throughout.
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Godzilla (1998)

Welcome to the kick-off to Mega Monster March. With my look at Godzilla 1998. The failed attempted to make an American Godzilla franchise so bad it derailed plans for 16 years! Can a cryptozoologist with help from a tv news reporter and the US army stop a mutated iguana from destroying NY? Find out here! Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also leave a 5-star review wherever you heard this.

Mar 07, 202118 min

Ginger Snaps (2001)

Welcome to the concluding part of Love Bites aka Werewolf movie as I look at the dark and goth Canadian horror Ginger Snaps. I have a guest with me on this it's Jason from Direct to VHS podcast. We discuss, along with the movie, if werewolves have tails, pop culture in 2000s, and teen suicide. So come with us as we look at this weird little werewolf dark comedy horror from Canda Ginger Snaps. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Follow Jason and co on Instagram @directtovhspod Don't forget to like, s...

Feb 28, 20211 hr 44 min

The Company Of Wolves (1984)

Welcome to week 3 of Love Bites aka Werewolf movie as I look at the little-known, low-budget mid-80s British tv movie based on Red Riding Hood. The Company Of Wolves starring Dame Angela Lansbury. The story of a young girl who dreams she' Little Red Riding Hood and so much more! This is a visually stunning all-be-it weird movie about the beast in man. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes or wherever you heard this...

Feb 20, 202129 min

Stephen King Silver Bullet (1985)

Welcome to episode 2 of Love Bites aka Werewolf month as I look at Stephen King's Silver Bullet. Can King take a bite out of werewolves or will he bite the bullet? Is this a howling success or should he pack it in? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Feb 15, 202124 min

An American Werewolf in London And Paris

Hello and welcome to the kick-off to Love Bites aka Werewolf movie month. I kick this off with John Landis' An American werewolf in London also its late 90s sequel. Firstly, however, THE werewolf movie transformation to beat them all in Landis cult classic 'An American Werewolf in London'. The story of two American college boys on a backpacking tour of the UK when one bite by a wolf like creature he's turned in to a werewolf. Can a nurse help him or is this wolf the bain of his life? Then is the...

Feb 06, 202159 min

Big Mommas House (2000)

Welcome to the final part of DragInUary as I look at 2000's Big Momma's House starring Martin Lawrence as a 450+ pounds 75 year old grandma that don't take no shit. Can a male FBI agent solve the case of missing $2M also get his woman? Find out here! Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Feb 01, 202122 min

Mrs Doubtfire

Welcome to part 3 of DragInUary which is my look at drag movies. This week I'm covering the 90s classic Mrs Doubtfire starring the late great Robin Williams as a Scottish nanny. Can a down in his luck voice-over artist get his life together after it falls apart? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes,

Jan 23, 202122 min

Hairspray (2007)

Welcome to part two of DragInUary which is my look at drag movies or movies with drag in it. This one is the 2007 Hairspray remake starring John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky, Zac Efron, Michelle Pfeiffer and Christopher Walken. Can a short, dumpy but happy teen make her way onto her fav tv show also bag herself a man and break down racial barriers? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: heresjohnyyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes

Jan 18, 202110 min

Cherry Pop (2017)

Happy New Queer! Welcome to the first episode of 2021. As I kick off DragInUary, which is my look at drag movies, with Cherry Pop starring RuPaul's Drag Race legends. In a local dive bar is held an event called Cherry Pop which is an open mic night for newbie drag princesses that want to become queens. Can a straight man become a drag queen or will the old Queens find out his secret and how will they cope? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and s...

Jan 09, 202121 min

Terror Train (1980)

Welcome to the concluding part of Festive Fear 3. As I look at 1980s Terror Train starring OG Scream Queen herself Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, I thought with the car crash year that was 2020 I'd send it packing by looking at this train wreck of a movie. This is basically Prom Night meets Halloween on a train. Anyway, enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Dec 31, 202024 min

Do Not Open Till Christmas (1984)

Welcome to a very special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews as it's not only my Christmas Special BUT my 300th podcast! For this I roped in my co-host from my second podcast Two Geeks Talk Movies, Jo, to discuss this insane early 80s holiday slasher that took 2 years to make, had multiple directors, and also a troubled production. It's the story of one man's hatred of Christmas so much that he kills anyone that wears a Santa suit in weird and wonderful ways. That's all I'm saying about it. Enjo...

Dec 24, 20201 hr 7 min

The Nights Before Christmas (2020)

Welcome to part 3 of Festive Fear 3. As I look at the little known holiday horror called The nights before Christmas. The cheap holiday slasher about a killer Santa and his insane wife Mrs Clause. Orignal I know! Enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Dec 19, 202030 min

UnHoly Night (2018)

Welcome to part 2 of Festive Fear 3 which is my look at Holiday Horrors I've never heard of nor saw. This week is UnHoly Night from 2018. It's Christmas Eve and a lonely nurse is working the night shift at an old folks home, where she meets a strange old man carrying an old photo album and tells her stories of terror. Anyway best going in blind and "enjoying" this bugnuts horror. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review....

Dec 12, 202022 min

Holiday Hell (2019)

Welcome to part 1 of Festive Fear 3 as I look at little known Christmas horrors. This week is Holiday Hell from 2019 the story of a Shoppwner played by the legendary Jeffrey Combs who sells supernatural gifts. He tells four tales of horror to his last customer on Christmas Eve who is in there to buy a last-minute gift for her sister. Anyway, Enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Dec 05, 202023 min

Season of the Witch (2011)

Welcome to the final part of Nick Cage month as I look at Season of the Witch. No not the 1982 cult classic Halloween 3 but the 2011 insane movie about Holy Knights and witchcraft that may've started the Black Plague. Come see if this is as dumb as that sounds. Enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Nov 28, 202019 min

Colour Out Of Space (2020)

Welcome to part 3 of Nick Cage month. As I look at HP Lovecraft's Color out of Space. The mind-bending insane movie about an alpaca farmer who one night finds a strange purple meteorite that quickly spreads a strange purple life form and mutants Earth creatures into strange The Thing like monsters. Anyway just enjoy this rant filled podcast. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5 stars reviews on iTunes.

Nov 21, 202031 min

Pay the Ghost (2015)

Welcome to another Nick Cage never saw November. As I look at 2015s Pay the Ghost. Can a university prof, that teaches Folklore, stop an over 330-year-old witch after she kidnaps his son on Halloween night? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes or where ever you heard this.

Nov 13, 202024 min

Knowing (2009)

Welcome to the kick-off to Nick Cage month. A month-long look at Cage movies I haven't seen looking for a non-bug nuts Cage performance! First up we have Knowing from 2009. Can an MIT prof solve a 50-year-old mystery then save the world? Or is the world doomed? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Nov 07, 202024 min

Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001)

Welcome to my Halloween special. Elvira's second feature movie Elvira's Haunted Hills. Set in 1850s Transylvania, but I'm not heading to the Carpathian Mountains alone oh no I have a guest Spike (a returning guest). We discuss Elvira's take on Roger Corman's take on Edgar Allen Poe movies. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod @spikewalden1 Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes. *Due to Skype this recording has a few flaws but otherwise it's ok*...

Oct 31, 202053 min

The Predator (2018)

Welcome to the wrap up to Shocktober which is my look at the Predator movies. As I look at 2018s The Predator. Can the smaller OG Predators team up with humans to take down a new race of Uber Predators or is Earth doomed? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes

Oct 30, 202025 min

The Shining - All Things Overlook (1980)

Welcome to my 5th-anniversary special. As I and my guest Phil from The Spook House podcast look at all things OverLook Hotel. We cover Doctor Sleep the insane movie about a psychic vampire that sucks "steam" or "shine" from their victims who are psychic-powered kids. Seems Danny from The Shining is now all grown up, is now a former junkie and alcoholic working as a janitor at old folks home helping all the elderly who are dying to the other side. However, the evil leader of "The True Knot" (I kn...

Oct 28, 20201 hr 37 min

Predators (2010)

Welcome to part 4 of Shockotber as I look at Predators from 2010. The balls to the wall action flick with a chick flick leading man as Arnie and Eric Foreman as a serial killer. What can go wrong? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Oct 24, 202021 min

AVP (2004) and AVP-R (2007)

Welcome to part 3 of Shocktober as I continue my look at the Predator movies with both Aliens Vs Predator movies. Can an archaeologist and alone Yautja stop an Alien Queen and her hive on Earth before it's too late? Also, can a former Marine and a lone Predator stop a new breed alien Pred-Alien before it takes over the planet? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5star review.

Oct 17, 202035 min

Predator 2 1990

Welcome to part 2 of Shocktober as I look at Predator 2. The 30-year-old sci-fi movie, set 10 years after the first movie in "future" LA of 1997, coming out 3 years after the monster hit of Predator. Can a hard-boiled LA Lt, his team, and special ops team stop another Predator from taking down LA's drug warlords, cops, and special ops alike? Or is LA doomed! Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review on iTunes....

Oct 10, 202025 min

Predator 1987

Welcome to the kick-off to Shocktober which is my look at the Predator movies. First up is Predator from 1987 starring Arnie in the ultimate bait and switch movie. Can a group of commandos stop a group of guerilla fighters from invading the US or will they be stopped by an alien hunter? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @HeresJohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Oct 03, 202029 min

Zodiac (2007)

Welcome to the wrap up of Serial September which is my look at serial killers movies. This week's is Zodiac based on the Zodiac killer from the late 60s early 70s. Can a newspaper cartoonist, a strung out newspaper writer and a cop figure who is the Zodiac killer? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5 star review on itunes.

Sep 26, 202030 min

Monster (2004)

Serial September rolls on as I look at 2004s Monster starring Charlize Theron as female serial killer Aileen Wuornos. Based very loosely on a "true story" this is the story of how a high school drop out turned prostitute became America's most notorious female serial killer. Enjoy Twitter: heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review wherever you heard this.

Sep 21, 202017 min

Dahmer (2002)

Welcome to part two of Serial September with my look at 2002s Dahmer starring Jeremy Renner as Jeffery Dahmer. Find out why and how he became one of America's most notorious serial killers. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review wherever you head this.

Sep 12, 202023 min

Gacy (2003)

Welcome to part 1 of what I'm calling Serial September movies about serial killers. First, up from 2003 is Gacy starring Mark Holton as serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Find out how a loving father, husband, and son can turn into the most notorious serial killers in America. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes

Sep 04, 202031 min

Flash Gordon (1980)

Welcome to the wrap up of Awesomely Awful 80s in Aug with my look at the all Queen soundtrack Flash Gordon. I have a guest on this who is a huge fan of the movie so come listen as we look at this 40-year-old camp cult classic. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod @spikewarden1 Now don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.

Aug 28, 20201 hr 16 min
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