Welcome to Awesomely Awful 80s in Aug which is my look at movies, from the 80s, that everyone thinks is awsome which may indeed be awful. This podcast I look at 1982s Basket Case comedy horror about a man that carries his twin in a basket everywhere he goes. Anyway, enjoy this as I look at this basket case of a movie. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review where ever you heard this.
Aug 22, 2020•24 min
Welcome to part 2 of Awesomely Awesome 80s August. With my look at Full Moon Features' first movie Puppet Master from 1989. The story of a group of psychics that investigates the death of one of their friends at a seaside hotel. Running around the hotel is a bunch of tiny puppets, each with their own gimmicks, which each kill all the psychics. Anyway enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.
Aug 14, 2020•24 min
Welcome to the kick-off to Awesomely Awful August. Which is my look at movies people think are awesome but may indeed be awful? This month I'll be covering Puppet Master, Basketcase, Flash Gordon, and the kick-off movie The Goonies. Yes, folks The Goonies everyone's, of a certain age, fav childhood movie. The story of a bunch of misfit kids out to search for a pirates treasure. Anyway enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review o...
Aug 09, 2020•21 min
Welcome to the concluding look of Jaws month as I look at Jaws 5 aka Cruel Jaws from 1995. Yes, there is don't argue with me! The story very loosely based of Peter Benchley's book Jaws, of a small coastal town dealing with a killer shark. Anyway, enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review where ever you heard this. *note that's NOT the Star Wars theme BUT the theme they use in the movie*
Aug 01, 2020•25 min
Welcome to my concluding look at the Jaws franchise with my take on Jaws The Revenge. The bug nuts insane 4th entry to the failing franchise about a psychic zombie voodoo shark going after the Brody family. Yeah, it's that dumb. Anyway, enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5 star on iTunes.
Jul 25, 2020•19 min
Welcome to part 3 of Jaws month as I look at Jaws 3D. All I can say is laughter is the third dimension. Anyway, enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes Oh and *baby shark doo doood doooo baby shark dod dododododo*
Jul 18, 2020•23 min
Welcome to part 2 of my look at the Jaws movies with 1978s Jaws 2. Set several years after the events of Jaws yet another Great White Shark attacks Amity Island and Chief Brody is now paranoid. Can he save the town or is it fish food? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes or where ever you listen to this.
Jul 12, 2020•22 min
Welcome to the final episode of The Schlocky Horror Podcast show specials on Here's Johnny's Reviews. With another new co-host, we look at the 1962 Vincent Price movie based on Edgar Allan Poe stories. Enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review iTunes. *note none of the links for The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show work*
Jul 06, 2020•54 min
Welcome to Jaws month. As I look at the Steven Spielberg classic blockbuster Jaws from 1975. Although I'm not going out in that little fishing boat all by myself oh no I have Jaws super fan and returning guest Dave Hastings. So come listen as we dive into the dark waters of Jaws and discuss everything from the differences to the book, Great White sharks, CGI vs practical effects, and more. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod @the_doctor1310 Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also le...
Jul 04, 2020•1 hr 11 min
Welcome to another special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews and episode 11 of the now-canceled Schlocky Horror Podcast Show. In this I have a new co-host and we cover a little known horror called He Never Died from 2015. Starring Henry Rollins as a fallen angel who just wants to be left alone however when gangsters kidnap his daughter he moves Heaven and Hell to get her back. Enjoy Twitter: heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes....
Jun 30, 2020•57 min
Turtles month wraps up with my look at both Michael Bay TMNT movies. First up is TMNT starring Megan Fox as April O'Neil as the world's most annoying tv news reporter. Also we have the Hulk-sized turtles. Shredder and his Foot Clan are back and they want to take over NY by poisoning the air using the mutagen that made the turtles. Next it's one year later and Shredder is back but this time he wants to take over the world with help of an alien called Krang also two mutant goons Rocksteady and Beb...
Jun 28, 2020•54 min
Welcome to part three of T M N T month with my look at the often hated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 from 1993. The turtles travel back in time to 1600s Japan to take on an evil warlord and an English gun runner. Can they stop a war, get back to their time and help two star crossed lovers? Find out here! Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also leave 5-star review on iTunes.
Jun 21, 2020•22 min
Christmas in June???? Why not! Welcome to yet another special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews with the holiday special from 2019 as we looked at Black Christmas (remake number 1) from 2006. In this boozy podcast we discuss serial killers, remakes, festive specials and a whole lot of bs. Enjoy enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes or wherever you heard this. *note the links to The Schlocky Podcast Show no longer ...
Jun 20, 2020•1 hr 9 min
Welcome to yet another special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews and episode 9 of the now-canceled Schlocky Horror Podcast Show. In this episode we look at Killer Klowns From Outer Space 1988. Can a group of teens save a small town in America from clowns that just happened to be alien? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes *note, none of the links for The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show no longer work*...
Jun 16, 2020•1 hr 5 min
Welcome to part 2 of TMNT month as I look at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 The secret of the ooze. Set hours, days, weeks??? After the events of TMNT 1 the turtles are now one and a crime-fighting kick-ass team. However The Foot clan and Shredder have used the time to regroup. Can the turtles stop Super Shredder and his own mutants Rahzar and Tokka or is New York doomed? Find out here! Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review ...
Jun 13, 2020•21 min
Welcome to another special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews and episode 8 of the canceled podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show. This podcast we talked about the early 80s slasher The House On Sorority Row. The story of a prank gone wrong and a killer out for revenge.....groundbreaking I know. Anyway sit back and relax as we discuss this 80s horror. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review. *Note the links to The Schlocky ...
Jun 08, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Welcome to TMNT month. As I look at all 5 turtles movies. Starting with 1990s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Does this movie have turtle power? Or will this give you shell shock? Find out here! It's the our heroes in a half shell versus the Foot Clan with the evil Master Shredder. Can the turtles save New York Find out now! Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review on iTunes.
Jun 07, 2020•21 min
Welcome to another special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews with the Halloween special of The Schlcoky Horror Podcast Show with my look at one of my favorite movies Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. Can a horror host save the world from her uncle after he becomes The Master Of The Dark? Also will she ever get her life long dream of playing at Vegas? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review. *note the links to The S...
Jun 01, 2020•1 hr 24 min
Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews as I wrap Prom Night month with my look at 2008s remake. The story of an obsessed former school teacher and the female student he's insane over. It's prom night and out to get one final dance with the one he loves. Can she get away or does she kiss her future goodbye? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review iTunes.
May 30, 2020•22 min
Welcome to another special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews and episode 6 of the now-canceled podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show. Boy do I have a real head spinner of a podcast for you with our look at 1990s Repossessed. The parody of 1973s Exorcist starring Linda Blair and the late great Leslie Nielsen. Can a young priest and an old priest save the soul of a housewife who was possessed by the Devil that flew out of the TV set? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget ...
May 25, 2020•57 min
Hello and welcome to part 4 of the Prom Night franchise and my look at Prom Night 4 Deliver Us From Evil. The story of a possessed priest and four rich teens. Can the teens survive or will the mad priest send them to Hell? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also leave a 5-star review
May 23, 2020•28 min
Welcome to another special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews and episode 5 of the now-canceled Schlocky Horror Podcast Show. Boy, do I have a positively shocking podcast for you today? It's Wes Craven's Shocker from 1989 his failed attempt to making a new Freddy Kruger. The story of a serial killer who can't be killed and has somehow turned his body into electricity due to Devil Worshipping? Can a college jock save his girlfriend from the electrifying killer or will he be grounded in jail? Find...
May 19, 2020•1 hr 11 min
Welcome to part 3 of the Prom Night franchise. As I look at Prom Night 3: The last kiss (terrible title) I would've called it the last dance. The story of a high school geek that is seduced by a horny she-devil into doing her bidding in return she'll make him the person he's always wanted to be. Can his girlfriend save him and his soul or will he be on the highway to Hell? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review...
May 16, 2020•24 min
Welcome to another special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews. With the fourth episode of the now canceled podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show. This one we covered Chopping Mall from 1986. The story of three robots that go haywire one night at a LA mall. Can a group of employees survive the night or much like the prices at the mall will they be slashed after the bots make a killing? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review...
May 13, 2020•1 hr 15 min
Welcome to part 2 of Prom Night month with my look at Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2. The belated sequel to the camp 1980 slasher. This time however it feels more like A Nightmare On Elm Street clone than a cheap 80s slasher. Can the school good girl fight off a vengeful spirit of a prom queen that was killed 30 years earlier with the help of a priest, the school dean and her boyfriend? Find out here. So sit back. Dust off your tux. Dig out your corsage. Oh and avoid haunted prom crowns. Enjoy Twit...
May 09, 2020•29 min
Hello and welcome to another special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews and Episode 3 of my canceled second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show. This is my old co-hosts favorite horror of all time. So sit back as we take a bite out of the evil heart of Jason Voorhees and then send this sucker to Hell. Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review. *Note the links for The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show no longer work*
May 07, 2020•1 hr 20 min
Welcome to Prom Night month. As I look at this 40-year-old franchise. First up I'm covering 1980s Prom Night starring Scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis and comedy icon Leslie Nielsen. It's prom, a ski mask-wearing killer, stalking and killing the popular kids at school but why? Who is it? How will he be stopped? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.
May 02, 2020•28 min
Welcome to another special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews and the second Schlocky Horror podcast. This is on Ed Wood masterpiece Plan 9 from Outer Space aka one of the worst movies I've ever covered. Voted one of the worst movies ever, here it is in all its glory. Enjoy Twitter: @HeresJohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe also leave a 5-star review. Note these links to Schlocky Horror no longer work.
Apr 29, 2020•1 hr
Welcome to the conclusion of WrastleLamia as I bring you Hulk Hogan in a failed tv pilot turned movie known as Shadow Warriors Assault On Devil's Island. Can a small group of Navy SEALS retrieve a group of kidnapped gymnasts from drug lords before it's too late? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review
Apr 24, 2020•22 min
Welcome to a special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews. This episode is from my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show which, unfortunately, failed. The very first episode was on Stephens King's Maximum Overdrive from 1986. So sit back, listen and Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment, and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review. Note the direct links for The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show no longer work.
Apr 22, 2020•54 min