Welcome to not only the continuation of WrastleLamia but my 250th podcast. Yes folks 250 of these suckers!!!! For this I sunk into the depth of the B-Movie barrel and I found one Hell of a movie. Hell comes to Frog Town starring the late great Roddy Piper yes Hot Rod himself. For a movie this bad I had to have back up which I have in the form of Mike from Graveyard Shift. Set 10 years after WW3, 70% of men are sterile and women rule the world. It's down to one man to save mankind from Frog peopl...
Apr 19, 2020•1 hr 11 min
Welcome to part 2 of WrastleLamia with my look at 2005s Doom starring WWE superstar The Rock. Can twin siblings stop the creatures of Hell before they take over the Earth or is the world doomed? Find out here. Twitter @HeresJohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5 star review
Apr 12, 2020•25 min
Welcome to part 1 of WrastleLamia which is my look at lame movies starring wrestlers. First up is WWE Films first movie release starring Kane. Can a one-handed cop stop a serial killer that takes his victim's eyes as trophies? Why is a hotel owner involved? Can the inmates of a local prison survive the night? Find out here. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe, also leave a 5-star review.
Apr 03, 2020•24 min
Welcome to the concluding part of Not So MARVELous March. With my look at Howard the Duck. This movie finally cracked me and made me go quackers. So this is a quickie review. The duck out of water story about our hero Howard trying to save the world from the evil Dark Overlord. Also can he rescue his punk rock girlfriend and her scientist friend before their goose is cooked? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also leave a 5-star review....
Mar 30, 2020•10 min
Welcome to part 3 of Not So MARVELous March. with my look at Ghost Rider starring the one and only Nicolas Cage. Can a daredevil stunt driver turned Hell's bounty hunter stop The Devil's son from taking over Hell and The Earth or are we all doomed? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review on iTunes.
Mar 21, 2020•26 min
Welcome to part 2 of Not So MARVELous March which is my look at Marvel misfire movies. Tonight's movie is Daredevil starring Ben Affleck in his first superhero role. The story of a blind man who by day is a lawyer and by night he's "The man without fear" superhero Daredevil. Can he stop the Kingpin of New Crime and his hired assassin Bullseye from killing his girlfriend Elecktra and his city? Find out here Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also leave a...
Mar 15, 2020•28 min
Welcome to Not So MARVELous March which is my look at Marvel movies that didn't hit the mark. First up X Men Origins: Wolverine. The X Men movie that almost derailed the X Men franchise. Just how can Hugh Jackman mess up his most popular character so bad? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Now like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review.
Mar 09, 2020•23 min
Welcome to the concluding part of Fierce Females. With my look at Wonder Woman. The single best DC movie to date? The best female superhero ever? Can Wonder Woman stop World War 1? How far will she go to save mankind from the "evils of man"? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Now like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review.
Mar 04, 2020•26 min
Welcome to part three of Fierce Females in February. With my look at Tomb Raider 2018. Does this reboot movie based on the rebooted video game franchise work or is it game over? Can Lara find her long lost father on a remote island? Can she stop a secret hidden evil company from killing mankind with an accident Chinese curse? Will she learn how to raid tombs or is this just a waste of time? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leav...
Feb 23, 2020•24 min
Welcome to part 2 of Fierce Females in February with my look at Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. The bug nuts insane balls to the wall McG sequel to Charlie's Angels. Can Cameron, Lucy, and my girl Drew stop a former Angel from selling a list of persons in protective custody to the highest bidder? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show only on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z, The ve...
Feb 21, 2020•24 min
Welcome to Part One of Fierce Females in February. Which is my look at Wonder Woman, Tomb Raider 2018, Charlie's Angels Full Throttle and tonight's movie Charlie's Angels the McG balls to the wall 2000 action movie? The story of 3 female P.Is hired to rescue a multi-millionaire software developer after he was kidnapped by his rival. Thing is, is all as what it seems? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review. No...
Feb 07, 2020•26 min
Welcome to the concluding part of Jurassic Park month with my look at Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom. The second part of the new trilogy which has sunken the franchise fast. So if you're a fan of an epic rant then this is the podcast for you. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad. *warning this is not for the easily offended* #unpc...
Jan 31, 2020•22 min
Welcome to part 4 of Jurassic Park month and my look at Jurassic World. The soft reboot to the all bit dead franchise after the car crash that was Jurassic Park 3. Can a rough and ready park ranger, an uptight business woman and her two nephews survive after InGen's latest designer dino runs amuck? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5 rating on iTunes. Now check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Ancho...
Jan 24, 2020•34 min
Welcome to my look at part 3 of Jurassic Park month with my look at Jurassic Park 3. The Joe Johnson movie that all but killed the franchise. Several years after the events after of Jurassic Park 2 and San Diego. This is the story of how Dr. Allan Grant is tricked into going to site B to rescue a teenage son of multi-millionaires. Who will survive and what will be left of them? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review....
Jan 17, 2020•23 min
Welcome to part two of Jurassic Park month. With my look at The Lost World and no not the Arthur Conan Doyle book but the rushed out Michael Crichton book. The only Spielberg sequel, to date, that isn't an Indie Jones one. It's several years after the events of Jurassic Park and John Hammond wants Dr Ian Malcolm to return to a similar island to help save the dinos on it. Can he save them, his daughter and his girlfriend before they're dino food or before InGen kill them? Find out here. Twitter:@...
Jan 11, 2020•29 min
Welcome to the first Here's Johnny's Reviews of not only the year but the decade! It's 2020! So I'm covering the Jurassic Park franchise cause reasons. The movie about a billionaire theme park owner with a crazy plan to bring dinosaurs back to life. However, due to a greedy computer programmer, things go horribly wrong as the dinos escape and people die! Can a grumpy kid hating paleontologist, a paleobotanist, a chaotician, the billionaire's grandchildren and the billionaire survive? Find out he...
Jan 05, 2020•23 min
Welcome to my End of the Year and indeed Decade special as I look at the little known 1980 slasher New Years Evil. Cannon Films first and only slasher movie. The story of a fame-hungry DJ that'll do anything to break into the big time, she gets phone calls during her live all night rock-a-thon as she counts down the hits of the year. Can the cops save her from the mysterious Evil? What's with her "teenage" son? Who thought this proto-slasher was a good idea? Find out here and enjoy. Twitter: @he...
Dec 31, 2019•19 min
Doomed December continues with my look at Ghostbusters 2. 5 years after the events of Gozer the Ghostbusters have been sued by the city of NY and told they can't ghost bust. However, when Dana Barrett has a run-in with some slime and a courtroom is destroyed the boys are back. Can the boys stop a 16th-century sorcerer from taking over the Earth on NYE 1989? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks...
Dec 28, 2019•21 min
Ho Ho Ho Happy Holislays Here's a little shocking filler for your listening needs. The story of a 16 year old girl that has to fight killer elves, black magic and weird cults. Can a former cop help her or is the world doomed? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the best of the bad. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Have yourself a scary little...
Dec 24, 2019•24 min
Doomed December continues with my look at End of days an Arnie movie that shouldn't have been one. It's Arnie vs Satan with the fate of the world at stake. Can a former cop turned bodyguard stop demonic forces from getting a 20 year old woman to be the mother of the AntiChrist? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and sub. Also, check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all ...
Dec 21, 2019•27 min
Doomed December continues with my look at Dogma (1999) the Kevin Smith comedy about Faith Vs Religion. Can a health care worker, two stoner prophets, a former muse turned stripper and a former apostle stop two fallen angels from wiping out everything? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohhnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the very best of the very bad. Like, share, comment and sub...
Dec 14, 2019•21 min
Welcome to part one of what I am calling Doomed December, my look at the end of the world movies. Kicking things off is Stigmata from 1999. The story of a 23 year old woman possessed by the spirit of an old priest as he tries to get the real word of God out and not what the Catholic Church is saying. Find out if a scientist turned priest can save her from this and the church before it's too late. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podc...
Dec 07, 2019•24 min
Welcome to the concluding part of Night of November as I look at Night of the comet. The 80s sci-fi b-movie cult classic about two sisters and a trucker vs zombies and a dark scientific underground Think Tank that think they can save mankind. Is this a good time movie or just a waste of 90 minutes find out here. Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my cohost look at all things b to z, the very best ...
Nov 30, 2019•19 min
Welcome to part 3 of Night of November and my look at Night of the Demons. The camp 80s bmovie horror about stupid teens and demons. Find out why you shouldn't party in an old abandoned house once owned by an undertaker who had a thing for sleeping with the dead, a site of a family murder/suicide and was built on a cursed ancient American burial ground. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Also check my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show...
Nov 22, 2019•26 min
Welcome to part 2 of Night of...November. Which is my look at Night of movies. Tonight I'm covering the 1968 classic Night of the Living Dead but I'm not going into this zombie nightmare alone oh no I have a guest Dave Hastings, an indie movie director and movie buff, so come as we look into the barrier smashing and genre creating movie from the icon and granddaddy of zombie movies George A Romero. Find out what would happen if this would happen in real life and just how in touch with the times ...
Nov 16, 2019•1 hr 5 min
Welcome to the kick off to Night of.....November which is my look at Night of movies. First up is the 1986 flop Night of creeps from director Fred Dekker. Is this story of a bunch of pledges taking on the undead any good or should this throw back be thrown back? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast on Anchor where myself and my cohost look at all things b to z the best of the bad. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe...
Nov 08, 2019•26 min
Trick or Treat? Welcome to the concluding part of Housoween 2 with my look at Halloween 2018. The 4th reboot of this iconic franchise. Coming out 40 years after the cult classic this sees Laurie Strode as an alcoholic basketcase PTSD mess. No one wants to be around her not even her daughter no not Jamie Lloyd but Karen. After years of prep she finally is proven right as Michael Myers escapes once again and gets his revenge. Can she save herself and her family or will they all fall to Michael's k...
Oct 31, 2019•31 min
Welcome to my 4th year anniversary podcast as I look at Ghostbusters 1984 Housoween 2 continues with the story of 3 former parapsychologist students fighting off the ghost of New York city and a demi God Gozer. Things start going for bad to worse so they hire a 4th and now have to take a 150 foot StayPuff Marshmallow Man. Anyway you know the story. Thank you for listening even if this your first time or you've been listening for year dot. Enjoy. Twitter: heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, sha...
Oct 28, 2019•18 min
Welcome to part 4 of Housoween 2 and my look at Sleepy Hollow. The 1999 Tim Burton take on The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving. Can this Gothic horror with a comedy spin work or is it just horsing around? Find out if this late 90s take on the Headless Horseman work or is it a horse and pony show? Does this American take on Hammer Horror work or is the old school Hammer horrors head and shoulders above this? Anyway just off the top of my head I think you'll enjoy this. Twitter: @here...
Oct 25, 2019•26 min
Welcome to Housoween 2 part 3 as I look at the final, to date, Haunted Hill movie. Does this straight to tape movie add anything to the Haunted Hill franchise or does this just take a steaming dump on it? Find out here. Enjoy. Don't forget to like, share, comment and sub. Also check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every fortnight myself and my co-host Eric look at all things b to z the worse of the worse. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod
Oct 19, 2019•25 min
