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Here's Johnny's Reviews

Movie buff and bit of a geek. No nonsense film reviewer. Warning these will be full spoiler reviews and may have bad language throughout.
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House on Haunted Hill (1999)

Welcome to part two of Housoween 2 which is my look at the three House on Haunted Hill movies. This is the 1999 remake starring Geoffrey Rush and Famke Janssen. Does this hip and fresh remake keep up with the camp and OTTness of the 50s classic? Find out here. Also take a shot every time I say "spooky" Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where myself ad my cohost Eric look ...

Oct 12, 201930 min

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

Welcome to Housoween 2 my look at The House on Haunted Hill movies. First up I have the camp cult classic starring the late great Vincent Price in the 50s haunted house movie The House on haunted hill. I'm not going in alone oh no I have a guest Martyn from Bad Wilf podcast. So come see if we can survive the night in the house on haunted hill. Enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod @BadWilf Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor Also check me out every F...

Oct 04, 201944 min

Cat's Eye (1985)

The Summer of Shocks and Stephen King month comes to a close with my look at Cat's Eye. A horror anthology based on the book Night Shift. The movie framed by a stray Tabby cat named General. Story one is a man going to extreme lengths to quit smoking. Story two is a man dealing with vengeful mobster Finally story three is a little girl dealing with a soul sealing troll. Enjoy Don't forgot to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also check me out on Radio Haver every Friday at 8.30pm (GMT) And che...

Sep 27, 201919 min

Pet Sematary (1989) and Pet Sematary 2 (1992).

The Summer of shock rolls on with Stephen King month as I look at both Pet Sematary movies, them being the 1989 original and the 1992 sequel, so find out if "dead is better" Starting with 1989s Pet Sematary about a young Doctor who has a hard time after his young son is killed by an 18 wheeler. Then buries him in a Native American burial ground where he returns as a zombie killer toddler. Then onto 1992 bug nuts sequel Pet Sematary 2 about a teen obsessed with his dead mum. Who again is buried i...

Sep 21, 20191 hr 2 min

Children of the Corn (1984)

The Summer of shocks rolls as we dive into week 2 of Stephen King month with my look at Children of the corn. The movie that tried to make corn scary and has a bunch of killer kids running amuck in the cornfields of Nebraska. Can a young Dr and his girlfriend stop the killer cult leader Issac and his muscle Malachi or will they be next for "He who walks behind the rows"? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Check me on Radio Haver every Friday at 8.30pm (GMT). Also check out my second podcast The Sch...

Sep 13, 201928 min

Carrie (1976) and The Rage Carrie 2 (1999)

The Summer of Shocks continues. As this kicks of the start of Stephen King month. With my look at 1976s Carrie and 1999s The Rage: Carrie 2 in one mega podcast. The story of a teen girl with psychic powers who seeks revenge on her bullies. Will the prom be one Hellish night or is it one killer party? Find out here oh and don't laugh at me! Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to check out other other podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Also check me out every Friday at 8....

Sep 07, 201959 min

Dial M for Murder (1954)

The Summer of Shocks continues as Hitchcock month comes to an end with my look at Dial M for murder. The story of a retired tennis player that hires a hitman to kill his rich wife however she kills him and now the husband has to change the plan on the fly. Now can the tennis player get away with murder or will he have his day in court? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Also check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor with my co-host Eric from Hey internet Eric here! Also...

Aug 31, 201928 min

Rope (1948)

Welcome as The Summer of Shocks continues with my look at Sir Alfred Hitchcock's Rope the story of two school mates that try to pull off the prefect murder. Based on the real life gay couple killer Leopold and Loeb who stunned Illinois in the 1920s by killing a 14 year boy then dumping his body in a sewer. Can an old headmaster catch the killer couple or will they pull off the prefect crime find out here. Enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to check me out on Radio Haver Also while I h...

Aug 23, 201932 min

Rear Window (1954)

The Summer of shocks continues as I look at Hitchcock's classic story about a nosy neighbour Rear Window. Find out if Jimmy Stewart and Grace Kelly can stop Raymond Burr from getting away with murder? Or is this one time that nosy neighbour gets their comeuppance? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Also check my out on Radio Haver

Aug 16, 201925 min

Vertigo (1958)

Welcome to Hitchcock month as The Summer Of Shocks continues. Here is my look at a Hitchcock classic Vertigo. The story of a man obsessed with a young woman so much so he'll go to killer lengths to prove it. Enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Aug 09, 201931 min

The Birds (1963)

Is The Bird truly the word????? Hello and welcome to Hitchcock movie as The Summer of shocks continues with my look at one of Hicthcock's classics The Birds. Can bringing someone a pair of lovebirds cause all other birds to act jealous? Is this the blue print for Psycho 4? Can we really trust that little bird sitting on the window ledge? Find out here! Enjoy Twitter: @HeresJohnnyspod

Aug 03, 201929 min

Piranha 3 DD (2012)

Does doubling the hosts double the fun? Or will this get a double D rating? Welcome to the final part of my look at the Piranha franchise with Piranha 3DD. As The Summer of shocks continues. I am not alone with this b-movie come softcore porn. Oh no for this pile of trash I have back up in the form of Mike from the Graveyard Shift podcast. Listen as we slice into this fishy turkey, take the piss out of The Hoff and find out why you should be careful where you stick you bits. Don't forget to like...

Jul 26, 20191 hr 26 min

Piranha 3D (2010)

Slap on the sun block, pull on the board shorts and grab your glasses........3D glasses that is. Welcome to part 3 of my look at the Piranha movies as we go into the 3rd dimension with Piranha 3D. Can a small town sheriff, her family and a nutty professor stop prehistoric piranha from killing their town? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Jul 19, 201935 min

Piranha 2 The Spawning 1981

Hello and welcome to part 2 of The Summer Of Shocks. As I continue me dip into the cool waters of b-movie goodness. Here it is Porkies meets a horror movie aka Piranha 2 The Spawning. The "great" James Cameron's first official movie. Slap on that sun screen, slip on them Speedos and dive into this b-movie horror. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Jul 12, 201926 min

Piranha (1978)

Hello and welcome to the kick off of The Summer of shocks! Which will be be my look at Hitchcock movies, King movies and this months movies the B-Movies known as Piranha. Starting off with 1978s Jaws rip off Piranha. The story of a PI and a drunk taking on a school of killer fish. Also a dirty army Col and a real estate mogul. Find out if their plans to make money will be battered or will it be tartar to the fish? Now break out the shorts, sun cream and shades. Enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod...

Jul 05, 201929 min

Nolan's The Dark Night Trilogy

Welcome to the concluding part of Batman month as I look at The Dark Knight trilogy. I am Nolan's reckoning as i slice and dice into three Batman movies in one mega bumper podcast. Find out if I'm the podcaster you deserve but the critic you need! Anyway enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Jun 29, 20191 hr 45 min

Batman 66

Holy camp 60s action Batman! Hello and welcome to the continuation of Batman month with my look at Batman '66 the Adam West Batman movie that was the bane of the Batman franchise for decades to come. Find out if Batman & Robin can stop The Joker, The Riddler, Penguin and Catwoman from starting WW3 Anyway just strap in as I slice up this acid soaked turkey. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Jun 21, 201930 min

Batman Forever (1995)

Holy bad B-Movie Batman! Welcome to part 2 of Batman month as I look at Batman Forever. The movie that made me turn on Jim Carrey as an actor. Also the kick off of Tommy Lee Jones' start of his comedy movies. The movie that finally gave Batman his Robin. Anyway enjoy the beginning of the end of the Batman franchise until Nolan saved it in 2008. Oh and get your knife and forks out as I carve up this turkey ham. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Remember that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking...

Jun 14, 201938 min

Batman (1989)

Welcome to Batman movie. As the Dark Knight turns 80 I thought I'd cover the Batman movies. Starting with 1989's Batman starring Jack Nicholson as The Joker and Michael Keaton as Batman. This is the movie that started the nerd rage. Keaton was getting so much hate the WB had to release a teaser trailer to shut up the hardcore fans. Now he's thought of as one of the better Batmans' So let's put a smile on your face. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod remember never rub another man's rhubarb!...

Jun 10, 201933 min

Solo A Star Wars Story (2018)

Welcome to the concluding part of Star wars and my look at Solo: A Star Wars Story. The movie no one asked for. Of the story no one cares about. Is this the ultimate cash crab movie? Who actually thought this was a good idea???? Anyway enjoy this quickie look as I wrap up the Star Wars prequels. May the farce be with you........ Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

May 31, 20199 min

Spaceballs (1987) 200th Podcast Special

Yogurt said to me to use The Farce so I did........ Welcome to my 200th podcast special as we, yes folks I said we as for the first time ever I have guests the lads from The Graveyard Shift Podcast, look at Spaceballs. The 1987 spoof of Star Wars. Also in this podcast we talk all things geek. So go to hyperspeed and check out their podcast. Anyway enjoy. May of schwartz be with you Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod @GYS_horrorpod

May 24, 201957 min

Star Wars Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Hello and welcome to the 3rd and final prequel. Yes folks I'm doing Revenge Of The Sith. After 3 movies and almost 9 hours of movies does Vader's big intro work? Find out here. Also just how dumb can Lucas make the Jedi? Enjoy you will, like you must Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

May 17, 201929 min

Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones (2002)

Hello and welcome to part 2 of Star Wars month with my look at the prequels and Attack of the clones. The unneeded and unwanted Star Wars that noone asked for. Star Wars attack of the clowns shows just how stupid Lucas can make Jedi and how annoying he can make a non CGI character. Anyway enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

May 11, 201932 min

Star Wars The Phantom Menace (1999)

May the fourth be with you........ Hello and welcome to my look at the Star Wars prequels starting with 1999's Phantom Menace. The beginning of the end of the franchise long before the house of the mouse got it. This is the unneeded story of how Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vadar via a political thriller. Thing is is the force strong with this one or should it be banished to the dark side? Find out here. Enjoy. Twitter @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe...

May 03, 201929 min

Prometheus and Alien Covenant

*Sounds the Inception horns* Hello and welcome to the concluding look at the Alien franchise with a bumper podcast yes folks two movies in one mega podcast! I'm looking at 2012s Prometheus and 2017s Alien: Covenant. Are these two visions from Ridley Scott's mind any good or is the franchise floating in deep space dead? Find out here. Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Do androids dream of electric G.O.A.Ts???

Apr 26, 20191 hr 3 min

Alien Resurrection (1997)

Hello and welcome to part 4 of my look at the Alien franchise. With the resurrection of Ripley and new look xenomorphs here it is the red headed step child's uglier sister. Alien:Resurrection Find out here how and why Weaver came back to the role of Ripley. This is it the last of the "good" movies. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Alien: Resurrection - Official® Trailer [HD] Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Dominique Pinon, Ron Perlman, Gary Dourdan, Michael Wincott, Dan Hedaya, Brad Dourif,...

Apr 20, 201935 min

Alien 3 (1992)

The bitch is back! No I'm not talking about myself but the alien Queen. Hello and welcome to part 2 of my look at the Alien franchise with the much hated Alien 3. Thing is however does this deserve the hate? Was this a bad case of too many cooks spoiling the broth? Would this've been a good send off for Ripley? That's what I'm here to find out. Warning if you're a fan of this movie then this review my get under your skin as I go hard into this movie. However if you like epic rant reviews then th...

Apr 14, 201938 min

Alien (1979)

Hello and welcome to the start of a month long look at the Alien franchise. Starting with 1979s Alien that introduced the world to Xenomorphs. The 7 feet killing machine with a bad habit of hugging your face and bursting outta your chest. Does this 40 year old sci-fi classic still shock and scare or does no one care you can scream in space? Find out here. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Apr 05, 201931 min

The Blob (1988)

Hello and welcome to the wrap up of B Movie March. With my look at The Blob from 1988. Is this remake of the 50s Steve McQueen cult classic any good or is this just a shapeless mess? Can two teens save their hometown from the Blob???? Find if they'll be shaking like jelly or can they get out of this jam??? Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Mar 29, 201930 min

Return of the killer tomatoes 1988

Hello and welcome to part 4 of B-Movie March Madness. With my look at the campy cult movie The Return of the killer tomatoes. The movie about human tomatoe people and a mad professors plan to take over the world! Can a pizza delivery driver save the day or will we all be pasted? Find out here if this is a puree classic or should this be canned? Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Mar 22, 201929 min
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