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Here's Johnny's Reviews

Movie buff and bit of a geek. No nonsense film reviewer. Warning these will be full spoiler reviews and may have bad language throughout.
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CHUD 2 Bud the CHUD (1989)

Welcome to part 3 of B-Movie March and my look at CHUD 2: Bud the CHUD. The little known or loved alternate zombie comedy from 1989. Is this wrongly buried under hate and therefore should be dug up or should this be shot in the head and buried for good? Find out here Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Mar 15, 201921 min

The Stuff (1985)

Hello and welcome to part 2 of B-Movie March Madness. With my look at The Stuff from 1985 The movie that asks what's eating you? Can an industrial spy, a PR worker and a 12 year old boy stop big corporate America? Or will mankind be eaten by it's own greed? Anyway find out here. Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnypod Remember you can't get enough of that wonderful Stuff!

Mar 08, 201933 min

Army of Darkness (1992)

Hello and welcome to B-Movie March Madness with my look at Bruce Campbell vs The Evil Dead aka Army of Darkness aka Evil Dead 3 aka Medieval Dead. God this movie has a lot of titles. Starring the ultimate b-movie actor Bruce Campbell in the role that defines him. Anyway here we have it the 3rd of the Evil Dead franchise arguably the best of the series. The movie picks up right where Evil Dead 2 left off with Ash stuck in 1300 AD "England" Can Ash get back to his own times? Can he stop the deadit...

Mar 02, 201927 min

Fright Night (2011)

Hello and welcome to the final part of Love Sucks aka Vampire movies. With my look at the 2011 remake of Fright Night. Does the cgi effects and 3D make this a better movie? Does Colin Farrell chewing up the scenery, like a ripe apple, work? Is David Tennant just playing a sweary 10th Doctor? Find out here. Warning this has EXTREME language. Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Feb 23, 201935 min

Fright Night 2 (1988)

Hello and welcome to part three of Love Sucks aka vampire movies. My look at Fright Night 2 1988 not the terrible "remake" from 2013. Several years after the events of Fright Night do we find Charley Brewster in therapy and now in college with a new girlfriend. However Jerry's sis is out for blood and wasn't Charley as her "bride". Once again Charley calls on the help of the fearless vampire hunter Peter Vincent. Can he be saved before his life really sucks. Enjoy Don't forget to share, like, co...

Feb 16, 201930 min

Fright Night 1985

Hello and welcome to part 2 of Love Sucks aka my look at vampire movies. With my look at 1985s Fright Night starring Roddy McDowall as feafull vampire hunter Peter Vincent. Who finds out vampires are real and he must help a sexually frustrated teen get his girlfriend back from a hypnotic vampire. Anyway enjoy this slice of 80s cheese with some bite. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

Feb 08, 201929 min

Vamp (1986)

Hello and welcome to part one of love sucks aka vampire movies including Fright Night, the Fright Night remake and Fright Night 2 also tonights movie Vamp from 1986. Ever had one of them nights? You know where you walk into a weird street gang or get hunted by vampires? Well AJ and Keith know. Find out what I'm talking about here. This is the 1986 weird cult Grace Jones vehicle Vamp about vampire strippers and horny frat boys. Anyway enjoy this weird slice of 80s horror. Don't forget to like, sh...

Feb 01, 201934 min

Big trouble in little China (1986)

Welcome to the wrap up of Carpenter Cult Classics 2. With my look at Big trouble in little China the 1986 cult martial arts come supernatural horror comedy starring Kurt Russell as Jack Burton the fast talking trucker wannabe cowboy caught up in a strange adventure to get his prized truck "Pork Chop" backed. Is this late 80s movie still worth a watch? Find out here. Enjoy. Remember on a dark and stormy night always watch out for the Three Storms. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, sh...

Jan 25, 201930 min

Escape from New York (1981)

Welcome to part 3 of John Carpenter classics 2 and my look at the cult classic Escape from New York. This was it the or at the very least one of THE blueprint movies for all dystopian future movies to come out since. Is this Carpenter's fourth best movie? Find out here. Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget the like, share, comment and subscribe Escape From New York Official Trailer #2 (1981) Kurt Russell, John Carpenter HD Shout! Factory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqT09APfNKI Publis...

Jan 18, 201923 min

The Thing 1982

Welcome part 2 of Carpenter cult classics 2 and my look at The Thing from 1982. Arguably one the best 80s sci fi movies made. Based off the book Who goes there? and is a soft reboot kinda of The thing from another world. Find out what happens to a group of men once they find out that one might not be human. As the paranoia grips and fingers start a pointing, can these men bound together to stop the alien shapeshifter before it takes over the world? Find out here. Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod ...

Jan 11, 201924 min

Dark Star (1974)

Happy New Fear! Welcome to Carpenter Classics 2 my look at The Thing, Big trouble in little China, Escape from New York and today's movie John Carpenter's first movie: Dark Star. Does this early 70s sci fi classic get a pass from me or is this an acid trip too far? Find out here. Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe!

Jan 05, 201916 min

Krampus (2015)

Welcome the concluding part of Festive Fear and the last podcast of 2018. With my look at Krampus. Does this movie deserve the hype and praise it got? Is this a Christmas horror icon? Was this movie a one watch movie? Find out here! Happy New Year. Enjoy. ps watch A Christmas horror story it's a better movie. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Dec 28, 20188 min

Tales from the Crypt All through the house

Welcome to my little Christmas shocking filler. My look at both All through the house episode from Tales from the Crypt. Happy Holislays. Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Dec 24, 201814 min

Jack Frost (1997) and Jack Frost 2 (2000)

This is ain't no Frosty the snowman.......it's Jack Frost the killer talking snowman. He isn't nipping on your toes he'll break them.... Here it is my look at both Jack Frost movies in one bumper Christmas edition. Anyway enjoy this pun filled podcast . Happy Holislays @heresjohnnypod

Dec 22, 201845 min

Better Watch Out (2016)

Hello and welcome to part 2 of Festive Fear 2. My look at the 2016 bait and switch Christmas horror Better Watch Out! The horror movie that proves once and for all you should say NO to your little dears. Is this supposed Home Alone any good or is this naughty fr trying to trick us into thinking this a good movie? Find out here. Warning this has extreme language throughout. Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Dec 14, 201834 min

Childs Play (1988)

Welcome to Festive Fear my month long look at Christmas horrors. Starting with the 30 year horror movie that brought us horror icon Chucky yes folks I'm looking at Child's Play. Before you say "Child's Play isn't a Christmas movie...." there's snow on the ground and presents therefore it counts! Anyway let's see if I'm a Good Guy to this movie or did I put dolly in the corner? Find out here. I'll be your friend to the end if you listen, share, like, comment and subscribe. Enjoy Twitter:@heresjoh...

Dec 07, 201828 min

Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Welcome to the concluding part of NoScarevember and my look at Scary Movie 5. Is this spoof of Mama, Evil Dead and Paranormal Activity worth a watch or is this just one big juvenile fart joke? Find out here. Anyway enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Scary Movie 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM_MHjqPE4M

Nov 30, 201826 min

scary movie 4 (2006)

Welcome to part 4 of NoScarevmber my look at the Scary Movie franchise. Here I am at part 4, the last one to star either Anna Faris or Regina Hall, the one that spoofs War of the worlds and Saw. Thing is does this have a chance of scaring up a laugh or doesn't it have a ghost of a chance? Will I hold a grudge against this movie? Guess there's only way to find out. Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod scary movie 4 (2006) DimensionFilms

Nov 23, 201826 min

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Movie buff and all round geek bit of a know it all. No nonsense film critic

Nov 18, 201821 min

Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Hello and welcome to part 2 of No Scarvember my look at the Scary Movie movies. Here it is the rushed out sloppy sequel to the monster success of Scary Movie 1. Fun little game take a shot every time I reference another movie and finish your drink every time I talk about another better horror movie. Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Scary Movie 2 (2001) Official Trailer # 1 - Anna Faris HD © Production Companies Dimension Films (presents) Wayans Bros. Entertainment Gold/Miller Productions (in asso...

Nov 09, 201822 min

Scary Movie (2000)

Do you like scary movies? Do you like comedies? Do you like clever satire? Well you're out of luck cause this has none of them. Anyway here's my look at Scary Movie which kicks off NoScarvember Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Scary Movie | Official Trailer (HD) - Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans, Shannon Elizabeth | MIRAMAX©

Nov 03, 201819 min

Elvira Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Happy Halloween, darlings Welcome to the concluding part of Housoween and my look at the cult classic movie Elvira:Mistress of the dark. This is one of my fav B-movies and Elvira is my fav horror host. Find out why this cult movie sadly tanked and how Cassandra Peterson became Elvira. Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Unpleasant dreams.......

Oct 31, 201816 min

Beetlejuice (1988)

Itttttttttttttttttttttttttt's show time! Hello and welcome to not only part 5 of Housoween but my 3rd year anniversary podcast. As I'm the host with the most, I thought I'd look at the ghost with the most........ Beatlejuice. So come with me and say his name three times....... Enjoy. Twitter@heresjohnnyspod

Oct 28, 201817 min

Hocus Pocus (1993)

Hello and welcome to part 4 of Housoween and my look at Hocus Pocus Can this movie still put a spell on you even after 25 or is this just a bunch of hocus pocus. Find out if I'm still bewitched and under Bette Midler's spell. Enjoy. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

Oct 26, 201815 min

House 4 Home Deadly Home (1992)

Hello and welcome to part 3 of Housoween. My look at House 4 from 1992. "But wait there's a House 3!" I hear you say but nope that was a spec script with the House name stuck to it so doesn't count. This however was written as a House movie. Not only that but it has William Katt back as Roger Cobb from the first movie. However this movie isn't the same house, he isn't a writer and it has a Poltergeist 2 feel. Thing is should this old house be torn down to brought back to it's former glory? Find ...

Oct 19, 201816 min

House 2 The Second Story

Welcome to part 2 of Housoween. My look at the 1987 follow up to House. House 2: The Second Story. Find out if this crazy late 80s western comedy horror has good foundations or should it be condemned? Enjoy. Twitter: heresjohnnyspod

Oct 12, 201820 min

House 1986

Welcome to Housoween my month long look at The House movies. First up is the 1986 dark comedy cult cassic House starring William Katt as a down on his luck writer was PTSD and writer's block. Struggling to deal with his personal demons he moves into his late aunt's house and the struggle becomes all to real. Is this 80s horror worth a rental or should this old house be bulldozed? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Oct 05, 201818 min

Justice League (2017)

Hello and welcome to the wrap up of the Summer of Super. With my look at Henry Cavill's last time in the tights???? In 2017s Justice League. Can Wonder Woman, Batman,Superman and co co-exist or is this just a hot mess? Find out here. Enjoy. Twitter @heresjohnnyspod

Sep 28, 201827 min

Batman Vs Superman Dawn of Justice Ultimte Edition 2016

Hello and welcome to the kick off movie to the DCEU. 8 years too late but still never mind that here's Batman Vs Superman with Wonder Woman and The Flash ohh and didn't I say Aquaman (yes everyone's least fav member of the justice league) oh oh and not forgetting Cyborg. Please love it better than the Avenger movies! Shit I'm sorry I must've channelled the writers there, that was weird. Anyway here's my second look at Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Sep 21, 201826 min

Man of Steel (2013)

Hello and welcome to DCEU as the Summer of super rolls on to Henry Cavill's Man of steel. Zach Synder's destruction porn orgasm. With Superman lossing his pants and gaining a Dark Knight attitude here it is the opening of the DC Universe. Enjoy. Oh and be warned this has EXTREME language. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

Sep 14, 201826 min
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