After 7+yrs. 400 episodes. 100s of movies reviewed. Dozens of franchises covered. This is it. The end of Here's Johnny's Reviews. I'm not ending this alone I have a final guest Phil from The Spook House Podcast as we look This is the end from 2013. The movie about 6 stoner celebrities stuck in a house as the world ends around them. Also in this we talk about wild parties, the state of horror and if stoner comedies are funny. I want to thank you for for listening if this is your 1st or 400th podc...
Dec 10, 2022•1 hr 42 min
Welcome to the final Christmas special of Here's Johnny's Reviews as I look A Christmas Horror Story. It's Christmas Eve and in the small town of Bailey Downs all Hell is breaking loose. An almost retired radio DJ tries desperately to keep the Christmas spirit alive as across town three teen ghost hunters are being stalked by a vengeful ghost, a changeling is running a muck in a loving family, a money hungry family is being stalked by a demon, in the North Pole Santa has to deal with a zombie ou...
Dec 04, 2022•30 min
Welcome to my look at My name is Bruce. An Evil Dead superfan kidnaps Bruce Campbell in the hopes of saving his hometown from an ancient Chinese demon. Yeah it's that stupid. Like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod *8 down 2 to go*
Nov 29, 2022•21 min
Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews as I look at the little known sci-fi horror Infestation. A slacker wakes up one morning to find the entire world has been over ran by giant bugs. So he must team up with his girlfriend, a deaf giant and his Dad who just so happens to be a Gen in the Army. Yeah it's as plain and simple as that. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod *7 down 3 to go*
Nov 20, 2022•26 min
Welcome to my look at the little known Scottish horror Citadel from 2012 about a young couple who are targeted by a group of youths that kills the wife and traumatizes the husband who is then left to raise their 9 month old baby. A priest thinks these youths are demons from Hell and must be stopped. So the man, a young blind boy and the priest team up to destroy the demons lair. Yeah it's as dumb as that sounds. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod *6 down...
Nov 15, 2022•27 min
Welcome to my look at Freddy's Nightmares: A Nightmare On Elm Street: The Series pilot episode. If you have never heard of this it was a horror tv show hosted by Freddy from 1988-1990. In this we see Fred Kruger's trial and death at the hands of the angry mob of parents of the kids Freddy killed take revenge. Turning him into everyone's favourite dream demon. Don't forget, like, comment and sub Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod *5 down 5 to go*
Nov 06, 2022•20 min
Welcome to my 7th year Halloween special as I do an as live watch-a-long of Halloween 3: Season of the witch. Yes folks this is first for me a raw unedited and unscripted look at the bug nuts Michael Myers less movie and it's a watch-a-long! An Irish mask maker plans on putting the fear back into All Hallow's Eve using magic and computer chips also three Halloween masks. It's down to a drunkard doctor to stop him. Can he do so? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Tw...
Oct 31, 2022•1 hr 39 min
Welcome to the 7th year anniversary of Here's Johnny's Reviews as I look at Ghostbusters Afterlife. Set 35+yrs after the events of Ghostbusters the boys have been long since forgotten and have gone their own way. Egon has retired to a creepy farm in which he finds out the nearby town has a dirty little secret. He is soon killed by a vengeful ghost. so his daughter takes over the farm and here her children find out their grandfather was a Ghostbuster. Soon they find they're in too deep and the or...
Oct 28, 2022•14 min
Welcome to Here's Johnny's Review as I look at the 2010 Guillermo del Toro's Don't be afraid of the dark. A young girl has to fight off the evil tooth fairy like creatures after her LA Mother shipped her off to live with her estranged Father in Rhode Island. Her stepmother wants nothing to do with this little girl until she notices strange things happening the house. Can they convince the father something is amiss in the house or will the daughter be taken into the dark? Find out here. Don't for...
Oct 22, 2022•10 min
Welcome to my look at The Conjuring universe and Insidious. In this I take a swipe at James Wan and Leigh Whannell also Blumhouse movies. So basically that's it. Anyway enjoy the rant. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter @heresjohnnyspod 1 down 9 to go.
Oct 10, 2022•11 min
Welcome to the wrap up of Super Spy September as I look at Daniel Craig's first go in the tux as James Bond in Casino Royale. 007 is tasked on defeating a high stakes gambler at Casino Royale called Le Chiffre. Can Bond do so to stop WW3? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod
Sep 30, 2022•11 min
Super Spy September continues as I look at Goldeneye. 007 is sent to Russia to investigate The Janus Group after they stole a stealth Tiger helicopter than steal the Goldeneye weapon. Which they plan to use to take down Britain. Can 007 stop them? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod James Bond will return in Casino Royale.
Sep 24, 2022•20 min
Super Spy Sept continues as I look at Timothy Dalton's first try in the Bond tux with The Living Daylights. James Bond is sent to investigate a Russian defector who is entangled with an American arms dealer turned drugs runner, who is hell bent on starting a war for profit. Can 007 stop WW3 before it starts? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod James Bond will return in Goldeneye.
Sep 20, 2022•18 min
Welcome to part two of Super Spy Sept as I look at the first movies of all the James Bond actors. In this I look Sir Roger Moore's first Bond movie Live and let die. James Bond is sent to America to investigate the deaths of British agents then take down Mr Big a drug dealer with his sights set on taking over the world. Along the way he has to deal with a voodoo priest, a metal armed henchman and a Caribbean ambassador then he falls in love with a tarot card psychic. Can Bond make it out in one ...
Sep 13, 2022•33 min
Welcome to the kick-off to Super Spy Sept which is my look at the first James Bond movies of all of lead actors. This is to celebrate Bond's 60th anniversary. First up I'm looking at Dr No starring Sir Sean Connery the kick-off to the multi movie, multi decade and multi billion dollar franchise. James Bond is sent to Jamaica to investigate the death of a British geologist that is onto a nuclear scientist using radio waves to down American rockets. Look it's Bond just go with it. Don't forget to ...
Sep 05, 2022•27 min
Welcome to ep 3 of Astra plane August as I continue to look at the Poltergeist movies with my look at Poltergeist 3. It's several years after part 2 and Carol-Ann is sent to the big city to live with her aunt and uncle. Too bad the evil that has plagued her for most of her life has followed. The Beast plans to use her powers one final time to get into "The Light" before she grows too old. It's down to Tangina to save her but can she do so? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and ...
Aug 20, 2022•37 min
Welcome to part 2 of Astralplane August as I look at Poltergeist 2. Set months after the events of part one the Freeling family is still dealing with the aftermath of the haunting and the disappearing house. However 'The Beast' still isn't done with Carol-Anne so takes the form of the Preacher Kane, who is Hell bent on stealing Carol-Anne's purity of light. It's down to Native American shaman and Tangina to help the family fight off the evil. However can they do so? Find out here. Don't forget t...
Aug 16, 2022•29 min
Welcome to the kick off to Astral Plane August as I look at The Poltergeist movies. First up I'm looking at the 40 yr old frightfest Poltergeist. Starring Heather O'Rouke as a little girl sucked into limbo by pissed off spirits. It's down to a midget psychic, a paranormal "expert" and the love of her family to get her back. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod *note while editing I heard weird bumps and knocks which can be heard throughout the podcast that...
Aug 06, 2022•34 min
Welcome to the wrap up to the Summer of Spidey as I look at Spiderman No Way Home. With not one, not two but THREE Spidermen and FIVE Spiderman's rogue's gallery. It's minutes after Mysterio told the world Peter Parker is Spiderman. So with his life in ruins and facing murder charges Peter runs to Dr Strange for help. Asking him to make the world forgot he's Spiderman. Unfortunately Peter can't keep his mouth shut during the casting of the spell so breaks the multiverse and pulls in ANYONE that ...
Jul 31, 2022•46 min
The Summer of Spidey rolls onto my look at Spiderman Far from home. Set months after Tony Stark/Iron Man's death Peter Parker is heartbroken and shellshocked unsure IF he can be an Avenger which he dreamed of being not 9 months earlier. Too bad Mysterio has other plans to take his place using his hologram tech to fool the world he is a superhero. By making up a BS story of elemental creatures from his world coming here to destroy ours. Yeah the movie makes as much sense as that sentence. All the...
Jul 24, 2022•39 min
The Summer of Spidey continues as it hits the MCU. You know the story by now a teenager gets superpowers from a spider bite. It's a few months after Peter Parker got bitten by a spider and days after Iron Man set him lose on Capt America in Germany during civil war. Now Pete thinks he's an Avenger and his ego grows daily. Until super villain The Vulture and his henchmen The Shocker and The Tinkerer is on his tail. Can Spidey stop them and save NY? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comm...
Jul 19, 2022•30 min
The Summer of Spidey continues as I look at The Amazing Spiderman 2. It's two years after the events of ASM and Spiderman is beloved as NY's superhero. This doesn't sit well with Spidey superfan turn bad guy Max Dillon/Electro and Harry Osborn/Green Goblin. They plan on killing Spiderman once and for all. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter @heresjohnnyspod
Jul 10, 2022•39 min
Welcome to The Summer of Spidey as I look at The Amazing Spiderman. It's a new decade, a new actor, a new suit but same origin story. Peter Parker is your typical high school nerd that gets bitten by a radioactive spider giving him spider like super powers such as wall crawling and a spider sense. Across town a mad Doctor obsessed with getting his arm back tampers with lizard genes to grow it back. Which turns him into a 7 foot crocodile calling himself Doc Croc. He plans on turning the people o...
Jul 05, 2022•37 min
Welcome to a mega podcast of Spiderman 2 and 3 as The Summer of Spidey continues. First up I look at Spiderman 2 where Peter Parker has to deal with his lousy luck, his life falling to pieces and new super villain Doc Ock an 8 metal armed super genius out to prove his latest invention will save the world. Not only that but Harry Osborn is out for Spiderman's blood. Then I look at Spiderman 3 where Peter has his life together but he has to deal with not one not two but three super villains in the...
Jun 26, 2022•58 min
Welcome to part 2 of The Summer of Spidey as I look at Spiderman 2002 from Sam Raimi. A school nerd gets superpowers from a genetically altered spider such as wall crawling, web spinning and a spider sense. Meanwhile a billionaire becomes desperate to save his company takes a super soldier gas and becomes super villain Green Goblin. Can Spiderman stop the Green Goblin before he takes over NY? Can Peter Parker get the girl? Find out here. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitte...
Jun 15, 2022•28 min
Welcome to the kick off to Summer of Spidey. As I look at ALL the live action Spiderman movies through July. First up I'm looking at 1977 CBS Spiderman but I'm not going onto that spider web alone, I have a guest Spike. So come as we try and untangle the web of Spiderman's first live action outing. As he takes on a super villain cult leader that has hypnotised 10 people across NY that will kill themselves or "destroy" themselves as the film puts it. Unless the city pays $50M. It's do to Peter Pa...
Jun 03, 2022•1 hr 27 min
Welcome to the wrap up to May Gay as I look at Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild. Yes folks the movie I said I wouldn't cover and shouldn't have. The sequel, to Another Gay Movie no one asked for. It's the Spring break after the events of the first movie and the boys head to Fort Lauderdale for the holiday. Too bad they're roped into a stupid gameshow to win ridiculous prizes. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod
May 28, 2022•32 min
Welcome to May Gay ep 3 as I look at a gay slasher you have never heard of The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror. A mother and daughter are running a B&B in Arizona which is gay friendly yet they kill off LGBT folk. Then there's the hidden killer cannibal son that is half human and half maggot. It's the eve of a gay pride event and several couples sign in and are quickly offed. It's down to a drag queen, a butch lesbian and a hunky gay to stop the insane Bible bashing cannibal family. Yeah I m...
May 22, 2022•12 min
Welcome to part 2 of May Gay as I look at The Craft: Legacy. Set 20 years after the first movie. A new coven of witches take on high school bullies and a warlock. Yeah you read that right warlock. This movie is a mess folks so just enjoy the rant. This podcast is not for the easily triggered so be warned. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod
May 15, 2022•34 min
Welcome to part 1 of May Gay which is my look at gay themed movies. First up is Another gay movie. Which is basically an American Pie clone but gay. Four high school friends try to lose their anal virginities before they go to college. One is a dumb jock, one is a geek, one is OTT gay and the other is a closeted power bottom. Along the way they find out about love, their fetish and how far they can go. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod
May 08, 2022•27 min
