William is fresh off a flight and running on no sleep, while Jordan has been busy slaying as Dorothy with a nasty case of pink eye after an unexpected foreign substance found its way into his eye. Despite it all, they’re here to tackle dilemmas about the perils of holding in a fart and an intimate conversation being broadcast in an unexpected way. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instag...
Mar 11, 2025•35 min•Season 14Ep. 17
There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys in the previous episode. Jordan’s been duped into a World Book Day costume at his “other job”, and William has a wonderful gift from a G&Diva who is satisfying his appetite for more Cha Cha Cha’s. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday...
Mar 07, 2025•24 min•Season 14Ep. 16
Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews. One thing they can all agree on, though, is Sarah Hanson’s next-level hospitality (naturally, Daaahlings!). Meanwhile, there’s debate over the proper etiquette for addressing an unfortunately named baroness, and Jordan shares some explicit audio from his physio session, let’s just say, he’s never gone deeper. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&D...
Mar 04, 2025•44 min•Season 14Ep. 15
Jordan’s flashing his fresh pearly whites after having a ‘big thing’ in his mouth. William’s passive-aggressiveness seems to be spreading - especially to Wendy. And the boys get their creative juices flowing as they dream up their ideal last names. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My ...
Feb 28, 2025•29 min•Season 14Ep. 14
Things heat up in the studio as Jordan reminisces about a romantic teenage fling in Tenerife and reveals his latest true crime obsession, fuelled by a very dark figure. Meanwhile, William is feeling frosty, recalling his cursed skiing holidays and firing off a classic passive-aggressive text. Plus, the boys are on hand to help our G&Divas with their dilemmas including a very enthusiastic dog with a love for toes. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up ...
Feb 25, 2025•45 min•Season 14Ep. 13
The boys are gearing up for another road trip, but Jordan has a few musical ground rules before they hit the road. Plenty of you have been in touch about your career changes including a fiery new skill! William isn’t the only one dealing with loud neighbours, as one listener battles a sleepless night, and Jordan’s car crash ick has been tried, tested and confirmed. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow u...
Feb 21, 2025•19 min•Season 14Ep. 12
William’s Etiquettimology is flush with facts as Jordan discovers the true meaning of his name. In the midst of his newfound mid-thirties crisis, Jordan is embracing the power of “no,” while William juggles swiping through his dating app matches and keeping up with a towering stack of handwritten letters. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episo...
Feb 18, 2025•50 min•Season 14Ep. 11
Love is in the air as the boys get their gladrags on (well, one of them does) and dive into their first date. Will sparks fly or is it a recipe for disaster? Jordan sets the mood with his finest chat-up lines and corned beef hash (a Northern aphrodisiac, apparently), while William puckers up for a creamy explosion. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the la...
Feb 14, 2025•25 min•Season 14Ep. 10
Jordan’s battling a “mid-thirties” crisis with a trip back to Burnley, while William’s off to Sweden (Voooodpecker!) for his grand debut on Swedish TV. Meanwhile, the boys tackle your dating dilemmas like, is asking a date to bail you out of jail a red flag? And how do you orchestrate a date between two friends who, let’s just say, seem suspiciously familiar? If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and ...
Feb 11, 2025•49 min•Season 14Ep. 9
The boys are dishing out their verdicts on the your icks, and who’d have thought it, they’ve added a few of their own to the list. The prestigious 2024 Loo Awards have been announced, and somehow, Mikey might have had a hand in the winning toilet. Plus, we hear about the wildest career U-turn and brace ourselves for a seriously sassy storm. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and...
Feb 07, 2025•21 min•Season 14Ep. 8
William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a masterfully written passive-aggressive text, while Jordan has suggested a sex toy ban (#notasexpodcast). The boys relive the highs and lows of their cottaging trip, including a sauna visit that revealed more than expected. Plus, your dilemmas bring us a heartwarming love story and a questionable use for the gym hairdryer. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can f...
Feb 04, 2025•41 min•Season 14Ep. 7
Snuggle up because it’s story time featuring a dramatic reading of a very special book about a boy called Ben and his… enormous load. Like Jordan, one G&Diva is facing a battle with the bin police, and Tom Allen coins a new term that fits William to a tee. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help ...
Jan 31, 2025•22 min•Season 14Ep. 6
Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor, but he’s not the only one in the spotlight, William’s fresh from his glittering solo tour. The boys dive into your dilemmas, featuring a “skincare” gadget mix-up and a steak bake ultimatum. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I...
Jan 28, 2025•42 min•Season 14Ep. 5
The boys are off on their annual cottaging trip, but before they head out, they’re playing judge and jury, deciding which of your confessions deserve judgment. One of you finds yourself in the hot seat after an unfortunate turn of phrase, and Jordan reveals the car crash behaviours that give him the ick. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episod...
Jan 24, 2025•19 min•Season 14Ep. 4
William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio. The boys realise they’re both hardened criminals after Jordan’s run-in with the bin police, and one of you has a spicy story about a classical banger that has everyone feeling a little... uncomposed. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on...
Jan 21, 2025•42 min•Season 14Ep. 3
The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful. They run through their 2025 ins and outs, covering everything from laser pens, iglooing and potato peelers. William’s obsession with melon and ham reaches new heights with a deep dive into its history, and it seems our sticky-fingered studio neighbours are back to their old tricks. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM ...
Jan 17, 2025•22 min•Season 14Ep. 2
After what feels like a month of avoiding each other, the boys are finally reunited! Since their last episode, they’ve jetted off to New York... at different times, caught Sunset Boulevard, and one of them even rescued a dog (old news, we know). As they catch up, they tackle a few of your dilemmas, including how to break the news that a friend’s “special” ointment has been recalled and the horror of waking up stark naked… in your parents’ bed. And once again, Ben is wrestling his way onto the po...
Jan 14, 2025•43 min•Season 14Ep. 1
It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa! But, surprise surprise, someone might’ve left the gift shopping to the last minute (no fingers pointed... yet). Meanwhile, you have sent in your festive dilemmas, like: is there etiquette for reheating leftovers? If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest ...
Dec 24, 2024•40 min•Season 12Ep. 114
Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp Secret Santa rules. The boys also discover a troupe of luxury carollers in Chichester and cringe at an awkward gift exchange from a Help Hotliner. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My...
Dec 20, 2024•26 min•Season 12Ep. 113
Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his solo tour preparations. A fierce debate kicks off over the correct use of tea towels, and a G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Fri...
Dec 17, 2024•33 min•Season 12Ep. 112
William’s got two bones to pick this week as his noisy neighbours are at it again, and a certain newspaper seems to have published a very familiar article title. Meanwhile, Jordan is busy getting his glad rags ready for the Jingle Bell Ball, and two Christmas Help Hotline callers are in need of assistance! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest epis...
Dec 13, 2024•31 min•Season 12Ep. 111
There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time - it’s the Christmas Help Hotline! The boys lend an ear to a couple of G&Divas on the blower, including one debating what to do with a gift from their Sugar Daddy. Meanwhile, the boys regurgitate their content (again) on Capital Breakfast, and William finally hears Jordan’s *very* short film cameo. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can foll...
Dec 10, 2024•47 min•Season 12Ep. 110
William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as dinosaurs. Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long. Plus, we hear there’s been a Wendy shout-out at the local panto (Oh no, there hasn’t!). If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Fr...
Dec 06, 2024•17 min•Season 12Ep. 109
Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way to unleash his passive-aggressive notes at restaurants. Plus, the boys tackle the importance of keeping it in your pants when hosting friends and try to help one of you dealing with a flying poo. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every T...
Dec 03, 2024•46 min•Season 12Ep. 108
Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique song suggestions for the setlist. The boys are bringing back a classic Sexted feature, and one of you can’t stop singing “International Cock or Ball” at work, which is causing quite the stir. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday...
Nov 29, 2024•20 min•Season 12Ep. 107
Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared with a neck pillow and tissues up his sleeves. Meanwhile, William is fresh off his trip to New York, and the boys hear about one of you catching your partner having some “alone time” on camera. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday...
Nov 26, 2024•41 min•Season 12Ep. 106
The boys explore their family roots as Social Jo shares a fascinating dive into their ancestry. Meanwhile, Jane McDonald is stealing the limelight once again with a live show clash. Plus, Mikey’s been spotted out and about, minus his builder’s gear! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My...
Nov 22, 2024•21 min•Season 12Ep. 105
William stumbles upon an award-winning loo, while Jordan is busy preparing for the state visit from Wendy and Graham (get your potato peelers ready!). Amid the excitement, the boys debate the ownership rules of Clone-A-Willys and discuss the unexpected fallout from bad curtains. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday...
Nov 19, 2024•38 min•Season 12Ep. 104
There’s a touch of middle class charm in the studio this week, with messages about fancy baskets and mice-themed books. But as always, a hint of mischief follows, as Jordan helps William send a very saucy voicenote to Mikey. Plus, the boys deliver a much-needed apology to our VIG&Divas for causing alarm over email. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch th...
Nov 15, 2024•19 min•Season 12Ep. 103
Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio, starting with French kisses and ending in a full-on tickle fight on the floor. Amidst all the tension, the boys recount their week’s adventures with the team, from a very Gen Z football match to a memorable first gig. Plus, there's a glory hole dilemma that might just lead us to a new etiquettemology topic. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on...
Nov 12, 2024•43 min•Season 12Ep. 102
