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Help I Sexted My Boss

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In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.

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Episodes

Workplace Roleplay, Wrestling and Weddings

Ever wondered what Jordan would be like as a masseuse or William as a mechanic? Wonder no more, as the boys dive into their impressions of an alternative Sexted universe. Plus, we hear from two loved-up G&Divas who added a sprinkle of the podcast to their wedding, and William gets an eye-opening introduction to the wild world of wrestling storylines. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on...

Nov 08, 202427 minSeason 12Ep. 101

Help We Won £200,000,000

This week, William and Jordan are guests on Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, the podcast where guests talk host Sarel through all the ways they’d spend a £200million EuroMillions jackpot. Join William and Jordan as they reveal their extravagant plans for their EuroMillions win, including the ultimate “bliss hour”, an exclusive day out with Barack and Michelle Obama, and a private theatre in William’s mansion showing Mary Poppins every single night! Follow Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams… On YouTube:...

Nov 07, 202436 minSeason 12Ep. 100

Help We’re Just A Couple Of Dancing Queens

The boys bond over their shared love of ABBA as William prepares to see Voyage. After tackling a dilemma about a potential home buyer’s unusual request, Jordan shares some surprising home truths, and the boys also dive into the dos and don’ts of voice note etiquette. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube ...

Nov 05, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 99

Childhood Nostalgia, Chocolate Economics and Central Milton Keynes

William’s got a new reason to break out a classic TV ad song… once again. Childhood memories come flooding back as you share what sparks your own nostalgia. Plus, the D has been spotted in the wild yet again! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and ...

Nov 01, 202416 minSeason 12Ep. 98

Help I’m Scared Of Clowns

William has been caught red-handed after a damning accusation from Mikey is brought to light. The topic of Halloween costumes brings up Jordan’s childhood “creative differences” with Wendy. And there are more costume conundrums as one of you contemplates whether or not to dress up as a creepy clown. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode eve...

Oct 29, 202439 minSeason 12Ep. 97

Jordan’s Jobs, Common Customs, And William’s Wheel Woes

Jordan adds another title to his résumé: film star! He may have taken some inspiration from a certain northern builder on the podcast for his new role though. Meanwhile, William’s list of common things has been picked up by a radio show in New Zealand, and it’s Jordan’s turn to answer your questions about his day job. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the...

Oct 25, 202425 minSeason 2Ep. 96

Help My Fart Cleared The Building

William faces more diplomatic troubles as he’s denied entry into New York for a work trip (and this time, it wasn’t because of a rogue laser), while Jordan takes a nostalgic dive into retro wrestling. Plus, we hear from one of you whose flatulence triggered a building-wide evacuation! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and ...

Oct 22, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 95

Professions, Photoshop, and Provocative Prints

William dives into your questions about what an etiquette expert actually does, while Jordan shares his feelings about the photoshopped image used for the book. The pair also mull over a listener’s dilemma about an unfortunate butter imprint that looks a little too... suggestive. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Frida...

Oct 18, 202421 minSeason 12Ep. 94

Help I Scooped It Into A Kebab Box

After appearing at separate events, the boys share their on-stage mishaps. A flashback to Jordan’s old call centre days sparks a Clone-A-Willy roleplay, and things take a wild turn with a dilemma involving a kebab box being used for something far from its intended purpose. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on Yo...

Oct 15, 202447 minSeason 12Ep. 93

Snot Bubbles, Spotting Ben, and Spreadable Butter

William and Jordan dive into your awkward greetings, featuring an unfortunate snot bubble and an accidental winding. Plus, D isn’t the only thing you’ve been spotting lately, as Ben’s been seen on the cover of a magazine. And if you thought the sandwich strap-on saga was over, think again! We hear back from the anonymous listener for more juicy details. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on ...

Oct 11, 202420 minSeason 12Ep. 92

Help I Sexted Drunk Women Solving Crime

William and Jordan put on their detective hats as they’re joined by Hannah and Taylor from Drunk Women Solving Crime. Together, they investigate the case of William and John, uncovering some uncanny parallels to the boys. The boys also share a few dilemmas, including the etiquette of ghosting and a vibrator mishap involving a neighbour's greenhouse. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Inst...

Oct 10, 202439 minSeason 12Ep. 91

Help I Got A Gassy Greeting

Tension simmers in the studio as the boys overhear some serious smack talk from their studio neighbours, Elis and John. William shares his Hogwarts Legacy woes, and we hear a dilemma about a gassy greeting at the front door. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by Wil...

Oct 08, 202440 minSeason 12Ep. 90

Silver Sexters, Sketchy Sketches and Stoop Sales

The boys settle on a name for our more seasoned G&Divas, and they dive into your quirky Autumnal rituals. Meanwhile, William learns he has a mischievous doppelgänger causing chaos in Prague, and after learning about stoop sales, a Sexted set clear out could be on the horizon. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Frida...

Oct 04, 202415 minSeason 12Ep. 89

Help I’m Still Wearing The Strap-On

The boys attend Producer Ben’s engagement drinks, and in a shocking turn of events, William orders a pint for the first time. Meanwhile, Jordan is embracing his inner slob by slipping into Goblin mode. And we hear a heart-stopping dilemma involving a strap-on and a sandwich! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on ...

Oct 01, 202441 minSeason 12Ep. 88

Roleplay, Revenge, and Retro Names

The boys dive into some awards roleplay to ensure they’re prepared for any circumstance. We hear your sibling revenge stories, with William and Jordan sharing some very contrasting experiences. And they explore the origins of the name Wendy (surprisingly, there is a distinct lack of potato peelers). If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode eve...

Sep 27, 202424 minSeason 12Ep. 87

Help My Bronzer Is Cat Poo

William’s fame has reached new heights after being stopped multiple times on the way to the tube station… luckily, Jordan was on hand to act as his personal photographer. Meanwhile, Jordan gets called out for the true intentions behind his 'Bliss Hour,' and one of you asks the big question: should you stop your friend from smearing cat poo on their face? If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on...

Sep 24, 202439 minSeason 12Ep. 86

William’s Pranks, Waterloo and Wrong Lyrics

Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William becoming a Sunday Times Bestseller, for the second time! We get a sneak peek into William’s school days, featuring a prank call about agar jelly and a friend who somehow sounds even posher than Mr Hanson himself. And after the chaos of Waterloo-gate, we dive headfirst into your misheard lyrics. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram...

Sep 20, 202424 minSeason 12Ep. 85

Help I Fell Off My Cha Cha Chair

William’s new Etiquettemology jingle is so groundbreaking it literally knocks Jordan off his chair. Once he’s back up, Jordan struggles through reading an excerpt from William’s book about gravy, convinced he’s the real-life inspiration for that saucy section. And the force is strong in a dilemma involving a 'lightsaber' reveal gone wrong. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and ...

Sep 17, 202438 minSeason 12Ep. 84

Strange Gifts, Sore Throats, and Slippery Slip-ups

William is sounding a bit more sultry than usual after losing his voice, but to lift his spirits, the boys go through a list of the weird and wonderful gifts you’ve received over the years - suddenly, that lavatory brush doesn’t seem so bad. Jordan, ever the wise one, shares his tips on how to gracefully backpedal when you’ve well and truly put your foot in it. And to top it all off, they receive a lovely, wholesome letter from a G&Diva. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for...

Sep 13, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 83

Help I Flashed My Flaps

The boys are back from their “relaxing” and eventful holidays. William narrowly escaped a hotel fire, while Jordan’s dodgy Ibiza taxi ride left him questioning his life choices. Safe to say, they could both use a bliss hour. But the drama doesn’t end there, as they tackle your dilemmas, including a swimsuit malfunction that revealed a little too much and a Vaseline mix-up that left a sour taste. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Di...

Sep 10, 202439 minSeason 12Ep. 82

Mischief, Musicals and Matching Mutts

William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories, taking them back to the days of stink bombs - or, in William’s case, agar jelly prank calls. The boys have also received some very creative (and slightly questionable) Clone-A-Willy Wonka artwork, and discover they’ve reached new heights of fame with a pair of canine doppelgängers. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram a...

Sep 06, 202428 minSeason 12Ep. 81

Help I Sexted My Secret Mum Club

The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William and Jordan get a crash course in the wild world of parenthood, discovering more about bodily functions than they ever bargained for. William nearly faints after hearing about a listener’s milk explosion, plus, a G&Diva starts a debate on whether you can stay friends with an ex. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. Yo...

Sep 05, 202442 minSeason 12Ep. 80

Help It’s William’s Birthday!

It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest. Meanwhile, Jordan’s having a bit too much fun with a cheeky set of crochet dolls gifted by a G&Diva. Plus, the boys get a gentle nudge about their millennial quirks from the team’s resident Gen Z-er. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesd...

Sep 03, 202447 minSeason 12Ep. 79

Passive Aggressive Texts, Podcast Connections, and Precarious Oil

William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jordan’s olive oil collection sparks the burning question: can you really use olive oil as lube? And to top it all off, there’s a budding podcast romance on the horizon! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . He...

Aug 30, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 78

Help I’ve Got A Mole In My Freezer

The boys gear up for their holidays, but not before William starts making some minor changes to his funeral plans— roping Jordan into planning his along the way. William also shares how he’s been helping friends through breakups with a little help from Delia Smith. And the boys try to help a G&Diva storing moles in their freezer. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok...

Aug 27, 202441 minSeason 12Ep. 77

School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks

Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, William continues to be disgusted by a G&Diva mixing still and sparkling water and Jordan gets very excited about a Sexted trip to Soft Play. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My Boss i...

Aug 23, 202426 minSeason 12Ep. 76

Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear

William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Shakespeare and end with someone having spunk on their t-shirt! Along the way, Jordan shares his gym technique, there's more from Hanson Incorporated and together they discuss if it's okay to sniff your underwear to check it's clean. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , a...

Aug 20, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 75

Clone-A-Willy Wonka, Chocolate Biscuits and Comedy Door Hangers

Jordan's had a flash of inspiration for the next tour, and William's strong thoughts on comedy hotel door hangers are softened by a lovely gift from a G&Diva. Plus, where would the boys like to record an episode of the podcast and is it okay to dunk bourbons in orange juice? If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday...

Aug 16, 202419 minSeason 12Ep. 74

Help I Stumbled Into The Girls Bathroom

Help, William and Jordan have entered The Girls Bathroom! In this special Sexted And Friends collab, life-long besties Sophia and Cinzia join us for a podcast mashup and chat about returning engagement rings, flirty phone messages and unexpected poolside arousal. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . He...

Aug 15, 202451 minSeason 12Ep. 73

Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname

Bare feet on tables, a spoiled proposal and a mother finding a bottle she really shouldn’t have are just some of your dilemmas in this week’s episode. William is forcing Jordan to address the rumours surrounding his Christmas schedule and Jordan’s got a new nickname for William. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday...

Aug 13, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 72
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