In Help I Sexted My Boss, two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.
William dives into your questions about what an etiquette expert actually does, while Jordan shares his feelings about the photoshopped image used for the book. The pair also mull over a listener’s dilemma about an unfortunate butter imprint that looks a little too... suggestive.
After appearing at separate events, the boys share their on-stage mishaps. A flashback to Jordan’s old call centre days sparks a Clone-A-Willy roleplay, and things take a wild turn with a dilemma involving a kebab box being used for something far from its intended purpose.
William and Jordan dive into your awkward greetings, featuring an unfortunate snot bubble and an accidental winding. Plus, D isn’t the only thing you’ve been spotting lately, as Ben’s been seen on the cover of a magazine. And if you thought the sandwich strap-on saga was over, think again! We hear back from the anonymous listener for more juicy details.
William and Jordan put on their detective hats as they’re joined by Hannah and Taylor from Drunk Women Solving Crime. Together, they investigate the case of William and John, uncovering some uncanny parallels to the boys. The boys also share a few dilemmas, including the etiquette of ghosting and a vibrator mishap involving a neighbour's greenhouse.
Tension simmers in the studio as the boys overhear some serious smack talk from their studio neighbours, Elis and John. William shares his Hogwarts Legacy woes, and we hear a dilemma about a gassy greeting at the front door.
The boys settle on a name for our more seasoned G&Divas, and they dive into your quirky Autumnal rituals. Meanwhile, William learns he has a mischievous doppelgänger causing chaos in Prague, and after learning about stoop sales, a Sexted set clear out could be on the horizon.
The boys attend Producer Ben’s engagement drinks, and in a shocking turn of events, William orders a pint for the first time. Meanwhile, Jordan is embracing his inner slob by slipping into Goblin mode. And we hear a heart-stopping dilemma involving a strap-on and a sandwich!
The boys dive into some awards roleplay to ensure they’re prepared for any circumstance. We hear your sibling revenge stories, with William and Jordan sharing some very contrasting experiences. And they explore the origins of the name Wendy (surprisingly, there is a distinct lack of potato peelers).
William’s fame has reached new heights after being stopped multiple times on the way to the tube station… luckily, Jordan was on hand to act as his personal photographer. Meanwhile, Jordan gets called out for the true intentions behind his 'Bliss Hour,' and a G&Diva asks the big question: should you stop your friend from smearing cat poo on their face?
Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William becoming a Sunday Times Bestseller, for the second time! We get a sneak peek into William’s school days, featuring a prank call about agar jelly and a friend who somehow sounds even posher than Mr Hanson himself. And after the chaos of Waterloo-gate, we dive headfirst into your misheard lyrics.
William’s new Etiquettemology jingle is so groundbreaking it literally knocks Jordan off his chair. Once he’s back up, Jordan struggles through reading an excerpt from William’s book about gravy, convinced he’s the real-life inspiration for that saucy section. And the force is strong in a G&Diva’s dilemma involving a 'lightsaber' reveal gone wrong.
William is sounding a bit more sultry than usual after losing his voice, but to lift his spirits, the boys go through a list of the weird and wonderful gifts you’ve received over the years - suddenly, that lavatory brush doesn’t seem so bad. Jordan, ever the wise one, shares his tips on how to gracefully backpedal when you’ve well and truly put your foot in it. And to top it all off, they receive a lovely, wholesome letter from a G&Diva.
The boys are back from their “relaxing” and eventful holidays. William narrowly escaped a hotel fire, while Jordan’s dodgy Ibiza taxi ride left him questioning his life choices. Safe to say, they could both use a bliss hour. But the drama doesn’t end there, as they tackle your dilemmas, including a swimsuit malfunction that revealed a little too much and a Vaseline mix-up that left a sour taste.
William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories, taking them back to the days of stink bombs - or, in William’s case, agar jelly prank calls. The boys have also received some very creative (and slightly questionable) Clone-A-Willy Wonka artwork, and discover they’ve reached new heights of fame with a pair of canine doppelgängers.
The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William and Jordan get a crash course in the wild world of parenthood, discovering more about bodily functions than they ever bargained for. William nearly faints after hearing about a listener’s milk explosion, plus, a G&Diva starts a debate on whether you can stay friends with an ex.
It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest. Meanwhile, Jordan’s having a bit too much fun with a cheeky set of crochet dolls gifted by a G&Diva. Plus, the boys get a gentle nudge about their millennial quirks from the team’s resident Gen Zer.
William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jordan’s olive oil collection sparks the burning question: can you really use olive oil as lube? And to top it all off, there’s a budding podcast romance on the horizon!
The boys gear up for their holidays, but not before William starts making some minor changes to his funeral plans— roping Jordan into planning his along the way. William also shares how he’s been helping friends through breakups with a little help from Delia Smith. And the boys try to help a G&Diva storing moles in their freezer.
Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, William continues to be disgusted by G&Diva mixing still and sparkling water and Jordan gets very excited about a Sexted trip to Soft Play.
William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Shakespeare and end with someone having spunk on their t-shirt! Along the way, Jordan shares his gym technique, there's more from Hanson Incorporated and together they discuss if it's okay to sniff your underwear to check it's clean.
Jordan's had a flash of inspiration for the next tour, and William's strong thoughts on comedy hotel door hangers are softened by a lovely gift from a G&Diva. Plus, where would the boys like to record an episode of the podcast and is it okay to dunk bourbons in orange juice?
Help, William and Jordan have entered The Girls Bathroom! In this special Sexted And Friends collab, life-long besties Sophia and Cinzia join us for a podcast mashup and chat about returning engagement rings, flirty phone messages and unexpected poolside arousal.
Bare feet on tables, a spoiled proposal and a mother finding a bottle she really shouldn’t have are just some of your dilemmas in this week’s episode. William is forcing Jordan to address the rumours surrounding his Christmas schedule and Jordan’s got a new nickname for William.
We finally get an answer to the age-old question: What is Jordan doodling when William’s talking? The boys hear about an underground deodorant black market opening up in a G&Diva’s home and William has received a very flattering drawing of Campman that’s got us all hot under the collar.
Jordan bares it all - literally - after a listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brother's new girlfriend picking up a roast potato with her foot. William gives us the inside scoop on his upcoming tour, "Solitary Refinement". Plus, Jordan faces the music after getting told off by Wendy and has a prepared statement to read out.
Jordan’s testing his sucking prowess as he experiments with the KitKat straw method. The boys dive into roleplaying awkward conversations with some familiar voices and we discover why chefs might be in need of a good talc dusting.
There are a few hairy dilemmas this week with one G&Diva being caught blowdrying their bush and another witnessing a bear (golden) showering in the wild. William declares he’s now embracing the “Brat Summer”. Plus, Grandma Glennis and her boyfriend Nigel are visiting, and she’s got a particular drink request.
William fondly recounts his Hanson Family Sports Day as the G&Divas suggest a few activities for a Sexted alternative. Jordan realises his relatives are visiting him from beyond the grave, and we hear about a new way to dunk your biscuits.
The boys hear about the dangers of rummaging through your Grandparents’ belongings and lend a hand to a G&Diva dealing with some gassy bedroom tendencies. William corrects his etymology faux pas around the Club Sandwich and Jordan shares his latest TV binge-watching adventures.
Jordan shares his holiday reads in the Sexted book club, William's throwing insults and we get to know the boys through their most used emojis.
