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Help I Sexted My Boss

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In Help I Sexted My Boss, two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.


Episodes

Help Producer Ben Is Engaged

The Sexted wedding bells are soon to be ringing again and this time it’s for Ben and Cat! (Congrats guuuuys) Jordan’s been rubbed up by a Greek Bear, whilst William has been enjoying playing with balls at Wimbledon.

Jul 16, 202442 minSeason 12Ep. 64

Sporting Fixtures, The Sleeping Forecast and Summer Neckerchiefs

This week William has been busy keeping up with the football and tennis (no, we’re not in an alternate universe), whilst Jordan has been gathering compliments on his summer of neckerchiefs. Plus we hear how many of you actually iron your bedsheets, and let’s just say William is far from impressed.

Jul 12, 202424 minSeason 12Ep. 63

Help I Stole A Dead Dog

Things are getting morbid in the studio this week as we hear about the deathly consequences of stealing other people’s luggage on a train. William is less than impressed with chummy hotel door signs and Jordan needs help finding the right hat for a very fancy affair.

Jul 09, 202431 minSeason 12Ep. 62

Daily Luxuries, DuckTales and Dame Julie Andrews

With Jordan going on about his Bliss Hour, William has decided to build his own Luxury Hour based on your delightful suggestions. The boys are whisked back to their childhood as they reminisce about classic children's TV theme songs, and a G&Diva shares their connection with William's musical idol, Dame Julie Andrews!

Jul 05, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 61

Help I’ve Offended A Nun

There’s nothing holier than Sexted this week. Nun’s the word in the Jolly Joke and a surprising harp-related dilemma. Jordan remembers a shock encounter with a US President and reveals all about his latest cheeky purchase, whilst William shares his pre and post-holiday packing routine.

Jul 02, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 60

Chloronics, Clit Bang and Chester Drawers

Jordan’s fuddling up his mucking words again… But he’s not the only one, lots of G&Divas have been in touch with the words and phrases they’ve mixed up. Plus the boys hear about a Yorkshire themed pub on the other side of the world with a questionable use of pineapple.

Jun 28, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 59

Sexted And Friends: Keeping Up Appearances

It's another Sexted And Friends special, with our very own William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith for their luxury podcast about the British sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. Get your Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles ready whilst the gentlemen discuss the episode 'Hyacinth Is Alarmed'.

Jun 27, 202453 minSeason 12Ep. 58

Help I’m A Doggy In Disguise

Fetishes don’t easily phase the boys but this one takes the (doggy) biscuit, as one listener asks for advice on how to keep their puppy lifestyle under wraps. William shares his true feelings towards gin balloons, and Jordan shows off his sandwich geography knowledge.

Jun 25, 202441 minSeason 12Ep. 57

Colouring Books, Classy Clinking and Childhood Catastrophes

The boys want to see your artistic creations after a very talented G&Diva sent in their Sexted colouring book! William’s schoolboy hair error has inspired many of you to send in your worst childhood mishaps and a clinking etiquette question has him stumped.

Jun 21, 202420 minSeason 12Ep. 56

Help You Gave Me The Thumb

He may be the queen of sarcastic comebacks, but in this episode William questions whether receiving a thumbs up emoji is an innocent response or just a sarky jibe. Meanwhile, Jordan gets some shocking news after cancelling an appointment. There’s a duvet debate in the studio after one G&Diva tackles their partner’s hygiene standards, and the boys ponder the etiquette around two mugs, one teabag.

Jun 18, 202438 minSeason 12Ep. 55

Births, Burials and Brisk Searches

Lots of G&Divas have been in touch to tell us about the weird and wonderful places they’ve listened to the podcast, and some of them are rather unexpected. Plus, a follow-up from an estate agent on what happens to murder houses!

Jun 14, 202413 minSeason 12Ep. 54

Help I’m Fel Ching

You’d think we’d be experts at understanding sexual terminology by now (#notasexpodcast), but it turns out someone is letting the team down. Away from the disappointment, William has news about his brush with the law, and Jordan brings us a Wendy and Graham update.

Jun 11, 202436 minSeason 12Ep. 53

Platform Potato Peelers, Puppy Love, and Podcast Babies

William and Jordan helping a G&Diva through active childbirth wasn’t on the Sexted bingo card for 2024, but here we are. Between the heavy breathing and pushing, the boys discuss secret signals we give our partners, family funeral plants and one Wendy’s woe at a train station.

Jun 07, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 52

Help I Hate Your Speaker

There are two very different vibes in the studio this week, William’s expelling his rage towards speakerphone users, whilst Jordan calmly fills us in on his daily Bliss Hour. Helping them find a middle ground are your dilemmas including one from a G&Diva who, like William, has a run-in with airport security.

Jun 04, 202437 minSeason 12Ep. 51

Saturday Morning, Sitges and Swears

The boys are back in the studio and Jordan’s already jet-setting away! But before he jumps on a plane some quintessentially British insults need reviewing, William has a few tour notes and there’s a picky tea war brewing.

May 31, 202421 minSeason 12Ep. 50

Sexted And Friends: William On Mummy's Boy With Arthur Hill

It's a special Sexted And Friends as William joins Arthur Hill on his podcast Mummy's Boy. Hear all about the origins of soggy biscuit and his reaction to the public's comments on his TikTok videos.

May 23, 202456 minSeason 12Ep. 49

Help We’ve Been On Tour

It's the end of the first leg of the Help I Sexted My Boss Tour. William and Jordan are in Bristol and they recap some of their favourite moments from the tour so far, as well as some of their dilemma highlights.

May 21, 202422 minSeason 12Ep. 48

Welcome To Help I Sexted My Boss

Help I Sexted My Boss is the podcast that helps you navigate the everyday challenges of modern life, and here William and Jordan share all you need to know about what makes Sexted Sexted. From the in jokes that pop up every week, to the characters that Jordan ends up doing an impression of every week, this special episode will bring you up to speed on all you need to know about your new favourite show.

May 09, 202412 minSeason 12Ep. 37

Help We’re Edging Towards The Tour

It’s tour week! And in preparation the boys have a few theatre and cinema dilemmas. William is digging into Jordan’s medical history before his colonic, and we round off the episode with a question about Clone-A-Willy etiquette.

May 07, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 36

Lies, Lies and More Lies

It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault. He came back from his sabbatical and shared lots of stories... but has he been telling the truth? Is there something he's not telling us? Well, it's time to find out.

May 03, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 35

Help I Sharted In Peru

There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We’re celebrating a Sexted wedding, William has been sprinkling and sparkling (not spunking) at Disneyland, and Jordan has been enjoying freebies in the sky. On a less exciting note, there’s a certain monotone Executive Producer back from his travels.

Apr 30, 202441 minSeason 12Ep. 34

Car Calendars, Colonics and TV Curses

The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Diva has been in touch with a cautionary tale about connecting your phone to your car and William has a dark update about Jordan's colonic.

Apr 26, 202417 minSeason 12Ep. 33

Help I'm Going Innuendo Free

In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innuendo for the entire episode! To make the task extra difficult, we have dilemmas involving stiff socks and nudity. Plus, Jordan's on the turbo wine, so anything could happen!

Apr 23, 202440 minSeason 12Ep. 32

Tiramisu, Classical Tunes and Hot Tub Twinks

Jordan’s colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low on tour because of it! A few folks have been in touch with their take on the hot tub debate, and a famous G&Diva has offered the boys a sweet treat.

Apr 19, 202411 minSeason 12Ep. 31

Sexted And Friends: RedHanded

William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode. Hear all about the Twin Flames Universe before the boys share dilemmas on leaving WhatsApp groups and chatting sex with your parents!

Apr 18, 202456 minSeason 12Ep. 30

Help I Knocked Out My Driving Instructor

Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag dos after his weekend in (surprise, surprise) Benidorm. Plus, William's been successfully decorated and is vowing to do no innuendos on next week's episode. The boys also answer dilemmas about masked neighbours and knocking out a driving instructor.

Apr 16, 202439 minSeason 12Ep. 29

Slurping, Singing and Sprinkling

After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a traumatic cinema faux pas from his student days. The lads go through some of your first song purchases and the podcast has started to seep into nurseries!

Apr 12, 202412 minSeason 12Ep. 28

Help This D Tastes Funny

There’s finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the boys are quick to wrap their lips around it. But things quickly turn sour as there seems to be some TikTok tension. Fortunately your dilemmas are here to bring them back together as they ponder great questions like, what to do when your parents announce they’re on OnlyFans?

Apr 09, 202449 minSeason 12Ep. 27

Wildlife, Wardrobes and William's Register

Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan still toying with the idea of telling us the infamous Guinness joke. The boys also hear from G&Divas with their own frozen animal stories, and they’re a hoot (pun intended). Plus, mascot memories are confirmed!

Apr 05, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 26

Help We’re Hitting The Big Screen

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour will be broadcast live into cinemas! Plus, the boys battle through their ailments to give advice on eating with chopsticks, rogue pants and what to do when you soil yourself in public.

Apr 02, 202444 minSeason 12Ep. 25
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