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Help I Sexted My Boss

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In Help I Sexted My Boss, two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.


Episodes

Chocolate, Confirmation and Charles Dickens

William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your problems and dilemmas, including chat about transcriptions and a misunderstood lyric. Plus, there’s a spectacular rant about people who work in public relations and an invitation to enjoy Poppins Down Under.

Mar 29, 202421 minSeason 12Ep. 24

Help It’s Our 6th Birthday Special

Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro problems and dilemmas. But has their advice changed over the years? Plus, the boys talk Deep Heat, hanging around the home of a stranger in their dressing gown and eating eggs in the office.

Mar 26, 202432 minSeason 12Ep. 23

Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows

William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news about a dilemma from a few weeks ago. Plus, a followup on banana ketchup leads to some saucy chat and a G&Diva has a complaint about a certain laundry habit.

Mar 22, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 22

Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares the first song he ever purchased for his iPod. The boys also chat about chocolate in the office, botox and what to do if you let yourself into a house you no longer live in. Plus, a G&Diva gets in touch about some unexpected words that were said in the bedroom!

Mar 19, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 21

Photoshopping, Pesetas and Saint Patrick's Day

William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name as many people from Bradford as possible and the boys find some missing post in Producer Ben's box. Plus, there's chat about doing the Guinness joke on tour and the divisive topic of balling socks.

Mar 15, 202423 minSeason 12Ep. 20

Help I’m On Anal Leave

Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and William’s got a present that’ll stop the studio getting smashed up. Plus the boys chat about the worst typo ever, rooftop escapes and famous people from Bradford.

Mar 12, 202449 minSeason 12Ep. 19

Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass

Jordan’s been smashing up the studio, there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks and it turns out still and sparkling water is a thing! Plus, William’s sharing his knowledge of forks and there’s more appreciation for Franco’s in Longridge.

Mar 08, 202413 minSeason 12Ep. 18

Help I’ve Been Banged Up

Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is revealed plus the answers to your dilemmas on how to tell your neighbours it’s time to take down the Christmas decorations, and how to overcome the inevitable trauma of accidentally smelling the wrong knickers.

Mar 05, 202445 minSeason 12Ep. 17

Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan

The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer your cleaning related dilemmas including how often you should change your bedsheets, which cleaning product rules above them all, and what a ‘Sunday reset’ is?

Mar 01, 202428 minSeason 12Ep. 16

Help I’m A Spunk Specialist

After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone, the boys get to work helping with your dilemmas regarding shaving at the office and how to tell people about your job involves handling semen.

Feb 27, 202444 minSeason 12Ep. 15

Curls, Call-outs and Capital

William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a saucy revelation about witches.

Feb 23, 202421 minSeason 12Ep. 14

Help There’s A Tissue Issue

There’s a rather large elephant in the room… Something that all of you G&Diva’s have been begging to know more about… It’s finally time for William to reveal his ironing setup! The boys are also on hand to help with all your dilemmas such as serving traditional food with a twist, queueing etiquette, and an unbelievable story regarding a tissue.

Feb 20, 202449 minSeason 12Ep. 13

Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness

Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your pet ‘Gooch’? All is revealed alongside one of the top ten marathon training aids in the world.

Feb 16, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 12

Help It's The Valentines Special

Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben - this episode is full of nasty surprises! After the boys debrief on Valentines/Jordan’s birthday plans they turn to your dating dilemmas regarding how to politely end a date and dealing with people who ‘lick’.

Feb 13, 202442 minSeason 12Ep. 11

Country Tunes, Colonics and Choking

William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding colonic etiquette and shower beers.

Feb 09, 202417 minSeason 12Ep. 10

Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach

After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers, and what to do when you’ve double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour.

Feb 06, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 9

Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas

Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings.

Feb 02, 202415 minSeason 12Ep. 8

Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday

After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle.

Jan 30, 202431 minSeason 12Ep. 7

Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles

William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint.

Jan 26, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 6

Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft

The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos.

Jan 23, 202439 minSeason 12Ep. 5

Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings

William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva’s share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’.

Jan 19, 202416 minSeason 12Ep. 4

Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing

After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk of dartboards, country music, and William’s shock at discovering Mikey’s been acting fishy in his absence. When all that’s cleared up they get to helping with your dilemmas on how to deal with rude people in public and whether it’s ever OK to ask if someone’s had cosmetic surgery?

Jan 16, 202440 minSeason 12Ep. 3

Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks

As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews, and the origins of Jordan’s impression of Mikey.

Jan 12, 202416 minSeason 12Ep. 2

Help I’m Still Balls Deep

A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William’s personal stationery supplier, and a ‘Sausage Surprise’ from Jordan’s New Years Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do when your neighbour spots you naked through the window and whether you should stop fornicat...

Jan 09, 202450 minSeason 12Ep. 1

The Sexted Awards 2023

Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Categories include 'Best Jolly Joke', 'Best Etiquettimology Of The Year', and the coveted 'Dilemma Of The Year'!

Dec 25, 202319 minSeason 11Ep. 66

Sexted The Panto: Journey to Jordan North’s Pole

For the first (and quite possibly last) time Help I Sexted My Boss presents the pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters from the Sexted universe.

Dec 22, 202320 minSeason 11Ep. 65

Help He Wants Me To Inspect His Bumhole

You know that feeling when you really, really like someone and the only way you know how to show it is to constantly tease and be mean to them? Enter: William, Jordan and Producer Ben. It’s PB’s last ever episode (for now) and the boys don’t quite know whether to laugh or cry… But when the tears have all dried up they still manage to pull themselves together to answer your dilemmas on whether it’s ever okay to eat the garnishes on a cocktail and how to tell your dad the dog ate his condoms.

Dec 19, 202345 minSeason 11Ep. 64

Canapes, Creme Frackay and New Year's Eve

Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot but the boys have some slightly differing opinions on the pronunciation of ‘canapés’. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence involving dropping the ‘L-Bomb’ and finding G&Divas in strange places.

Dec 15, 202322 minSeason 11Ep. 63

Help I’ve Got No Rizz

Things get pretty tense in the Sexted studio when William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party. Luckily Jordan's got some tales from back home to lighten the mood regarding candles and the ‘CrossFit curse’. Everyone is soon back to being best friends again and ready to tackle your dilemmas on helping older family members sign up to internet dating and whether it’s ever morally right to pretend to be your identical twin.

Dec 12, 202342 minSeason 11Ep. 62

So Long, Farewell…

It's been a very positive year for Help I Sexted My Boss, so it's probably about time we hit you with a sucker punch. Before that, the BookTok community has some words of wisdom for William's and Jordan's spines and some shocking revelations from our recent book 'events'.

Dec 08, 202322 minSeason 11Ep. 61
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