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Help I Sexted My Boss

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In Help I Sexted My Boss, two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.


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Episodes

Help I Sharted In Peru

There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We’re celebrating a Sexted wedding, William has been sprinkling and sparkling (not spunking) at Disneyland, and Jordan has been enjoying freebies in the sky. On a less exciting note, there’s a certain monotone Executive Producer back from his travels. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 30, 202441 minSeason 12Ep. 34

Car Calendars, Colonics and TV Curses

The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Diva has been in touch with a cautionary tale about connecting your phone to your car and William has a dark update about Jordan's colonic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 26, 202417 minSeason 12Ep. 33

Help I'm Going Innuendo Free

In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innuendo for the entire episode! To make the task extra difficult, we have dilemmas involving stiff socks and nudity. Plus, Jordan's on the turbo wine, so anything could happen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 23, 202440 minSeason 12Ep. 32

Tiramisu, Classical Tunes and Hot Tub Twinks

Jordan’s colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low on tour because of it! A few folks have been in touch with their take on the hot tub debate, and a famous G&Diva has offered the boys a sweet treat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 202411 minSeason 12Ep. 31

Sexted And Friends: RedHanded

William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode. Hear all about the Twin Flames Universe before the boys share dilemmas on leaving WhatsApp groups and chatting sex with your parents! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 18, 202456 minSeason 12Ep. 30

Help I Knocked Out My Driving Instructor

Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag dos after his weekend in (surprise, surprise) Benidorm. Plus, William's been successfully decorated and is vowing to do no innuendos on next week's episode. The boys also answer dilemmas about masked neighbours and knocking out a driving instructor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 16, 202439 minSeason 12Ep. 29

Slurping, Singing and Sprinkling

After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a traumatic cinema faux pas from his student days. The lads go through some of your first song purchases and the podcast has started to seep into nurseries! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 12, 202412 minSeason 12Ep. 28

Help This D Tastes Funny

There’s finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the boys are quick to wrap their lips around it. But things quickly turn sour as there seems to be some TikTok tension. Fortunately your dilemmas are here to bring them back together as they ponder great questions like, what to do when your parents announce they’re on OnlyFans? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 09, 202449 minSeason 12Ep. 27

Wildlife, Wardrobes and William's Register

Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan still toying with the idea of telling us the infamous Guinness joke. The boys also hear from G&Divas with their own frozen animal stories, and they’re a hoot (pun intended). Plus, mascot memories are confirmed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 05, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 26

Help We’re Hitting The Big Screen

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour will be broadcast live into cinemas! Plus, the boys battle through their ailments to give advice on eating with chopsticks, rogue pants and what to do when you soil yourself in public. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 02, 202444 minSeason 12Ep. 25

Chocolate, Confirmation and Charles Dickens

William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your problems and dilemmas, including chat about transcriptions and a misunderstood lyric. Plus, there’s a spectacular rant about people who work in public relations and an invitation to enjoy Poppins Down Under. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 29, 202421 minSeason 12Ep. 24

Help It’s Our 6th Birthday Special

Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro problems and dilemmas. But has their advice changed over the years? Plus, the boys talk Deep Heat, hanging around the home of a stranger in their dressing gown and eating eggs in the office. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 26, 202432 minSeason 12Ep. 23

Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows

William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news about a dilemma from a few weeks ago. Plus, a followup on banana ketchup leads to some saucy chat and a G&Diva has a complaint about a certain laundry habit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 22, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 22

Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares the first song he ever purchased for his iPod. The boys also chat about chocolate in the office, botox and what to do if you let yourself into a house you no longer live in. Plus, a G&Diva gets in touch about some unexpected words that were said in the bedroom! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 21

Photoshopping, Pesetas and Saint Patrick's Day

William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name as many people from Bradford as possible and the boys find some missing post in Producer Ben's box. Plus, there's chat about doing the Guinness joke on tour and the divisive topic of balling socks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 202423 minSeason 12Ep. 20

Help I’m On Anal Leave

Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and William’s got a present that’ll stop the studio getting smashed up. Plus the boys chat about the worst typo ever, rooftop escapes and famous people from Bradford. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 12, 202449 minSeason 12Ep. 19

Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass

Jordan’s been smashing up the studio, there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks and it turns out still and sparkling water is a thing! Plus, William’s sharing his knowledge of forks and there’s more appreciation for Franco’s in Longridge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 08, 202413 minSeason 12Ep. 18

Help I’ve Been Banged Up

Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is revealed plus the answers to your dilemmas on how to tell your neighbours it’s time to take down the Christmas decorations, and how to overcome the inevitable trauma of accidentally smelling the wrong knickers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 05, 202445 minSeason 12Ep. 17

Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan

The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer your cleaning related dilemmas including how often you should change your bedsheets, which cleaning product rules above them all, and what a ‘Sunday reset’ is? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 01, 202428 minSeason 12Ep. 16

Help I’m A Spunk Specialist

After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone, the boys get to work helping with your dilemmas regarding shaving at the office and how to tell people about your job involves handling semen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 27, 202444 minSeason 12Ep. 15

Curls, Call-outs and Capital

William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a saucy revelation about witches. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 23, 202421 minSeason 12Ep. 14

Help There’s A Tissue Issue

There’s a rather large elephant in the room… Something that all of you G&Diva’s have been begging to know more about… It’s finally time for William to reveal his ironing setup! The boys are also on hand to help with all your dilemmas such as serving traditional food with a twist, queueing etiquette, and an unbelievable story regarding a tissue. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 20, 202449 minSeason 12Ep. 13

Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness

Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your pet ‘Gooch’? All is revealed alongside one of the top ten marathon training aids in the world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 16, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 12

Help It's The Valentines Special

Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben - this episode is full of nasty surprises! After the boys debrief on Valentines/Jordan’s birthday plans they turn to your dating dilemmas regarding how to politely end a date and dealing with people who ‘lick’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 13, 202442 minSeason 12Ep. 11

Country Tunes, Colonics and Choking

William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding colonic etiquette and shower beers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 09, 202417 minSeason 12Ep. 10

Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach

After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers, and what to do when you’ve double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 06, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 9

Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas

Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 02, 202415 minSeason 12Ep. 8

Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday

After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 30, 202431 minSeason 12Ep. 7

Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles

William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 26, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 6

Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft

The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 23, 202439 minSeason 12Ep. 5
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