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Help I Sexted My Boss

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In Help I Sexted My Boss, two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.


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Episodes

Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings

William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva’s share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 19, 202416 minSeason 12Ep. 4

Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing

After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk of dartboards, country music, and William’s shock at discovering Mikey’s been acting fishy in his absence. When all that’s cleared up they get to helping with your dilemmas on how to deal with rude people in public and whether it’s ever OK to ask if someone’s had cosmetic surgery? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 16, 202440 minSeason 12Ep. 3

Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks

As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews, and the origins of Jordan’s impression of Mikey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 12, 202416 minSeason 12Ep. 2

Help I’m Still Balls Deep

A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William’s personal stationery supplier, and a ‘Sausage Surprise’ from Jordan’s New Years Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do when your neighbour spots you naked through the window and whether you should stop fornicat...

Jan 09, 202450 minSeason 12Ep. 1

The Sexted Awards 2023

Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Categories include 'Best Jolly Joke', 'Best Etiquettimology Of The Year', and the coveted 'Dilemma Of The Year'! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 25, 202319 minSeason 11Ep. 66

Sexted The Panto: Journey to Jordan North’s Pole

For the first (and quite possibly last) time Help I Sexted My Boss presents the pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters from the Sexted universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 22, 202320 minSeason 11Ep. 65

Help He Wants Me To Inspect His Bumhole

You know that feeling when you really, really like someone and the only way you know how to show it is to constantly tease and be mean to them? Enter: William, Jordan and Producer Ben. It’s PB’s last ever episode (for now) and the boys don’t quite know whether to laugh or cry… But when the tears have all dried up they still manage to pull themselves together to answer your dilemmas on whether it’s ever okay to eat the garnishes on a cocktail and how to tell your dad the dog ate his condoms. Host...

Dec 19, 202345 minSeason 11Ep. 64

Canapes, Creme Frackay and New Year's Eve

Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot but the boys have some slightly differing opinions on the pronunciation of ‘canapés’. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence involving dropping the ‘L-Bomb’ and finding G&Divas in strange places. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 15, 202322 minSeason 11Ep. 63

Help I’ve Got No Rizz

Things get pretty tense in the Sexted studio when William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party. Luckily Jordan's got some tales from back home to lighten the mood regarding candles and the ‘CrossFit curse’. Everyone is soon back to being best friends again and ready to tackle your dilemmas on helping older family members sign up to internet dating and whether it’s ever morally right to pretend to be your identical twin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Dec 12, 202342 minSeason 11Ep. 62

So Long, Farewell…

It's been a very positive year for Help I Sexted My Boss, so it's probably about time we hit you with a sucker punch. Before that, the BookTok community has some words of wisdom for William's and Jordan's spines and some shocking revelations from our recent book 'events'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 08, 202322 minSeason 11Ep. 61

Help It’s Down My Urethra Franklin

Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan’s got issues with his Wrapmaster (have I changed?) and William is NOT happy with the standard of Christmas decor in the Sexted studio. Once Producer Ben has filed them away for processing they can finally get to your dilemmas on whether it’s ever ok to take extra food from a communal buffet and what to do when you’re getting cold feet about your upcoming wedding... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Dec 05, 202346 minSeason 11Ep. 60

Weekend Release: Common List, Welsh Towns and EPB's Ring

After the release of Nicky Haslam's common list, William and Jordan to work out what's common and what's not. There's also some Welsh and German pronunciation correction and some further reaction to EPB's ring. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 01, 202322 minSeason 11Ep. 59

Help We've Got Some News To Share

The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book) and get to open some lovely gifts from a wonderful G&Diva! There’s also the customary advice regarding your dilemmas on how to tell your friend it’s too soon to move in with their new squeeze and if it’s ever ok to bring a cardboard cut-out of a deceased relative to a wedding. You couldn't make that up! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 28, 202342 minSeason 11Ep. 58

Weekend Release: Jordan's Showreel, Full Moons and AV Adam

We’ve got a blast from the past this week, with Jordan’s old showreel finally seeing the light of day after 10 years. Let’s just say it received a mixed reception… We also hear back from our mooning G&Diva, and William’s been given a recommendation from a listener who really loves his best mate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 24, 202325 minSeason 11Ep. 57

Help I've Kegged Myself

Jordan is sporting a golden tan as he returns to the studio jet-lagged from his holiday to Skegness. Meanwhile, William has been having fun with "Cardboardan North" and Mikey's wondering where they'll be interred. Plus there are dilemmas about hanging around after paying the bill, whether you need to be good looking to get a job on the river and how to deal with a boss who's seen you "keg yourself". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 21, 202338 minSeason 11Ep. 56

Weekend Release: Peas, Condiments and Doppelgangers

An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour's ‘squeaky bed’. Meanwhile William has been going viral all over again with some pea-related content. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding favourite condiments, alternative names for streaming services, and learn that William has a TikTok Doppelganger… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 17, 202325 minSeason 11Ep. 55

Help I’m Non-Mahogany

There’s a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios, and things are getting very sloshy (especially William Hanson). But after having their fill of cake and G&D, the boys turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to check if your friend is in an open relationship, and enforcing proper holiday etiquette on badly behaving tourists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 14, 202343 minSeason 11Ep. 54

Weekend Release: Books, Quirks and Spine Breakers

William Hanson and Jordan North are officially authors!... Well, William Hanson has already published a number of books… but Jordan North is now officially an author as well! To celebrate, the boys delve into the pages of their new book and answer some quick fire questions from the G&Diva’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 10, 202319 minSeason 11Ep. 53

Help She's Touching My Thermostat

After discovering William’s got more followers than he does and with a to-do list longer than his dressing gown belt, Jordan's in desperate need of a holiday (destination: Skegness ). But he’s not the only one with problems as the boys tackle your dilemmas on lending books to friends, disagreements on heating requirements with housemates, and deciding when’s the right time to drop the L bomb. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 07, 202346 minSeason 11Ep. 52

Weekend Release: Stubble, Ghosts and a Blonde Roast

It’s been days since the traumatic events of Halloween and Jordan’s stubble is still leaving a mark on William’s chin. The spookiness hasn’t finished though as the boys receive some correspondence on using smells to identify ghosts and which Star Wars characters they would be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 03, 202322 minSeason 11Ep. 51

Help We've Swapped Places

Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky (and not at all luxury) peek into the ‘upside down’ of the Sexted universe as they attempt to help with your dilemmas on noisy neighbours, toast thieves on holiday, and what to do when your partner’s bogey finds its way on to your lip. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 31, 202348 minSeason 11Ep. 50

Weekend Release: Massages, Straws and Douchebags

Ever wondered what William and Jordan’s preferred style of massage is? Ever pondered which flavour of french fancy is their favourite? Or maybe you’re just curious as to what they’ll be dressing up as for Halloween this year? Answers and clues to these questions can only be found in today's Weekend Release! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 27, 202315 minSeason 11Ep. 49

Help There's A Spaniel's Ear In The Pool

After a visit to a book-printing factory leads Team Sexted rediscovering just how much of a morning person Jordan North really is, the boys also find out they have some very different opinions on Earl Grey tea, European holiday destinations and whether or not William uses too many innuendos. There’s also the not-so-small task of helping you with your dilemmas on whether it's ever ok to dress colourfully at a funeral, biscuit etiquette, and how to tell your nan her tit is hanging out. Hosted on A...

Oct 24, 202347 minSeason 11Ep. 48

Weekend Release: Yearbooks, Posh Sausage and Sore Wrists

William and Jordan have come to the studio today with some very sore wrists ( don’t be lewd ) after signing thousands of signatures, and everyone’s generally feeling a little hot under the collar after the 90s AI yearbook photos went online. The boys also reply to your correspondence concerning dealing with dogs pooping in your garden and a top tip on how to deal with forgetting the name of the person you're dating. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 20, 202320 minSeason 11Ep. 47

Help I Don’t Know Where To Look

Things are off to a chaotic start in the Sexted studio. PB’s stomping around after stubbing his toe, William’s already planning his birthday (it’s months away) and Jordan’s been up all night baking banana bread in a coffee fuelled frenzy! When the dust finally settles the boys turn to your dilemmas dealing with office mug etiquette and how to avoid your partner finding out you’ve skipped ahead on that series you’re ‘only meant to watch together'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Oct 17, 202337 minSeason 11Ep. 46

Weekend Release: Olives, Beer and Bloopers

In this weekend’s release we get a peek behind the curtain to hear some exclusive outtakes from the incoming book, an olive eating etiquette lesson from William Hanson, and some much-needed confirmation about the pronunciation of a certain beer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 13, 202318 minSeason 11Ep. 45

Help I'm Stuck To The Fridge

After reviewing Jordan's morning routine and taking on board the latest instructions from the podcast’s Chairman Emeritus, William reveals a traumatic interrogation regarding wet trainers. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on questionable team bonding exercises and discuss a very personal tale involving magnets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 10, 202345 minSeason 11Ep. 44

Weekend Release: A Flashback, a Diary and a Waffle Top

The boys take a trip back in time for a peer into the enigmatic mind of William Hanson through his diary entries, circa 2018. There’s also a bulging sack in the studio that’s in desperate need of attention, full to the brim with gifts, tales of wedding drinks etiquette and shameful behaviour in the gym. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 06, 202318 minSeason 11Ep. 43

Help I've Got Chocolatey Fingers

It was the morning after the night before, and the night before was a curry at Jordan's after putting away his washing and before watching a special episode of Keeping Up Appearances. As if William and Jordan don't spend enough time together, they're also going on an accidental weekend away together. The dilemmas this week get the boys emotional, from the sadness of a break up to the anger of a G&Diva's surprising discovery and the joy of an actual etiquette question. Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Oct 03, 202347 minSeason 11Ep. 42

Weekend Release: A Priest, An Australian, And A Secret Shopper

After some reflection on last week’s episode, the boys decide a little more focus is in order. They get straight to work in catching up on your correspondence involving secret shopper hacks, birthday poems, and listing out all the greatest things to come out of Australia (yes, Neighbours is on there). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 29, 202313 minSeason 11Ep. 41
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