William Hanson and Jordan North are unlikely best friends. William's a posh etiquette expert, and Jordan's an expert in all things common. In this hit comedy podcast, their worlds collide as they help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas.
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Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is revealed plus the answers to your dilemmas on how to tell your neighbours it’s time to take down the Christmas decorations, and how to overcome the inevitable trauma of accidentally smelling the wrong knickers.
The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer your cleaning related dilemmas including how often you should change your bedsheets, which cleaning product rules above them all, and what a ‘Sunday reset’ is?
After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone, the boys get to work helping with your dilemmas regarding shaving at the office and how to tell people about your job involves handling semen.
William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a saucy revelation about witches.
There’s a rather large elephant in the room… Something that all of you G&Diva’s have been begging to know more about… It’s finally time for William to reveal his ironing setup! The boys are also on hand to help with all your dilemmas such as serving traditional food with a twist, queueing etiquette, and an unbelievable story regarding a tissue.
Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your pet ‘Gooch’? All is revealed alongside one of the top ten marathon training aids in the world.
Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben - this episode is full of nasty surprises! After the boys debrief on Valentines/Jordan’s birthday plans they turn to your dating dilemmas regarding how to politely end a date and dealing with people who ‘lick’.
William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding colonic etiquette and shower beers.
After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers, and what to do when you’ve double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour.
Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings.
After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle.
William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint.
The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos.
William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva’s share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’.
After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk of dartboards, country music, and William’s shock at discovering Mikey’s been acting fishy in his absence. When all that’s cleared up they get to helping with your dilemmas on how to deal with rude people in public and whether it’s ever OK to ask if someone’s had cosmetic surgery?
As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews, and the origins of Jordan’s impression of Mikey.
A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William’s personal stationery supplier, and a ‘Sausage Surprise’ from Jordan’s New Years Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do when your neighbour spots you naked through the window and whether you should stop fornicat...
Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Categories include 'Best Jolly Joke', 'Best Etiquettimology Of The Year', and the coveted 'Dilemma Of The Year'!
For the first (and quite possibly last) time Help I Sexted My Boss presents the pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters from the Sexted universe.
You know that feeling when you really, really like someone and the only way you know how to show it is to constantly tease and be mean to them? Enter: William, Jordan and Producer Ben. It’s PB’s last ever episode (for now) and the boys don’t quite know whether to laugh or cry… But when the tears have all dried up they still manage to pull themselves together to answer your dilemmas on whether it’s ever okay to eat the garnishes on a cocktail and how to tell your dad the dog ate his condoms.
Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot but the boys have some slightly differing opinions on the pronunciation of ‘canapés’. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence involving dropping the ‘L-Bomb’ and finding G&Divas in strange places.
Things get pretty tense in the Sexted studio when William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party. Luckily Jordan's got some tales from back home to lighten the mood regarding candles and the ‘CrossFit curse’. Everyone is soon back to being best friends again and ready to tackle your dilemmas on helping older family members sign up to internet dating and whether it’s ever morally right to pretend to be your identical twin.
It's been a very positive year for Help I Sexted My Boss, so it's probably about time we hit you with a sucker punch. Before that, the BookTok community has some words of wisdom for William's and Jordan's spines and some shocking revelations from our recent book 'events'.
Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan’s got issues with his Wrapmaster (have I changed?) and William is NOT happy with the standard of Christmas decor in the Sexted studio. Once Producer Ben has filed them away for processing they can finally get to your dilemmas on whether it’s ever ok to take extra food from a communal buffet and what to do when you’re getting cold feet about your upcoming wedding...
After the release of Nicky Haslam's common list, William and Jordan to work out what's common and what's not. There's also some Welsh and German pronunciation correction and some further reaction to EPB's ring.
The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book) and get to open some lovely gifts from a wonderful G&Diva! There’s also the customary advice regarding your dilemmas on how to tell your friend it’s too soon to move in with their new squeeze and if it’s ever ok to bring a cardboard cut-out of a deceased relative to a wedding. You couldn't make that up!
We’ve got a blast from the past this week, with Jordan’s old showreel finally seeing the light of day after 10 years. Let’s just say it received a mixed reception… We also hear back from our mooning G&Diva, and William’s been given a recommendation from a listener who really loves his best mate.
Jordan is sporting a golden tan as he returns to the studio jet-lagged from his holiday to Skegness. Meanwhile, William has been having fun with "Cardboardan North" and Mikey's wondering where they'll be interred. Plus there are dilemmas about hanging around after paying the bill, whether you need to be good looking to get a job on the river and how to deal with a boss who's seen you "keg yourself".
An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour's ‘squeaky bed’. Meanwhile William has been going viral all over again with some pea-related content. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding favourite condiments, alternative names for streaming services, and learn that William has a TikTok Doppelganger…
There’s a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios, and things are getting very sloshy (especially William Hanson). But after having their fill of cake and G&D, the boys turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to check if your friend is in an open relationship, and enforcing proper holiday etiquette on badly behaving tourists.
