In Help I Sexted My Boss, two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.
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There's a brand new book all about William in the studio, but all isn't as it seems. The boys also create a common or not common list, react to your best moments of passive aggressive communication and discover that you can actually die with a hard on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
After the highs and moans of last week’s massage, William has an exciting Dixon Dallas update that’s sure to maintain the sensual vibes. Meanwhile, Jordan’s grappling with some chest hair issues he’s desperate to sort before his holiday. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas regarding how to correctly lay out your cutlery drawer, and what to do if you get caught crotch-watching. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William’s been under a lot of stress lately, and being the great friend his Jordan’s decided to surprise him with a bit of pampering (for both of them naturally). Expect all the usual Sexted fun, with added groaning. Thank you to the lovely Giorgio and Marcin from Urban for coming on the podcast. If you fancy an at-home massage, get 10% off your first treatment with the code BOSS, you’ve got until the 31st August to use the code. Just head to www.urban.co and book now! Hosted on Acast. See acast...
There’s a lot of firsts in today’s episode. William’s writing his first letter to the Pope and has come up with likely the first ever sexual pun involving curry. It’s also the first time Jordan has realised that the set of Help I Sexted My Boss doesn’t actually have a real brick wall behind him. We really all go through life at our own pace, don’t we? After those firsts, the boys get to your dilemmas involving showing off your VPL (visible penis line) and what should you do if your date asks you...
Ever wondered what Jordan spends his nights Googling? Never fear, comrades — we have the answers! Meanwhile, William’s getting told off for how he eats rice, and a listener writes in with a top tip for anonymously informing a one-night stand that they might have an STI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William's back from New York, and he's proudly boasting a rat free visit. Jordan enjoys some high brow dilemmas from the G&Divas, including the intricacies of yawning etiquette and the age-old debate on American versus European dining styles. But don't worry, usual Sexted service resumes with chat about a mid-dinner passionate encounter gone awry, plus what to do if you're left out of a group outing! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essential topic of what to call the telly remote control. Chat about quirky names for common items evolves into what to call your pants, and is William's Hyacinth Bucket jumper as bad as Jordan thinks? Plus, the boys get some very useful medical bum advice from G&Diva Sophie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Coming to you live from New York City - it’s William Hanson! But don’t worry, Jordan North is still here - he’s in London. We’re pulling out all the stops for our first transatlantic recording, and the boys are ready to tackle your worldwide dilemmas concerning dirty housemates, how to seat odd numbers of dinner guests, and what to say to the postman when he catches you in the middle of waxing a private area. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off ...
Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any madder… someone has floated the idea of starting a fan club for Producer Ben. But the real question is - what on earth would you call it? Meanwhile, the boys also receive a brilliantly specific bit of expert advice on how much effort one should go to when preparing their posterior for a medical appointment. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. ...
After all the excitement over William’s new hat it’s now time for the next phase of his life. His suit era. Not to be outdone, Jordan reveals he’s joined a very elite club that sounds a bit like a cult. The boys then get to answering your everyday dilemmas involving naughty children, STIs and relationships with your pupil's parent. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William and an update on an old friend of Jordan’s. Plus we hear some of the G&Diva’s made up phrases for everyday life including an unusual use of the word ‘flap cakes’. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
William Hanson is very excited to be hard launching his new hat, but will it receive the Jordan North seal of approval? The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding how to ask about a promised birthday present that never materialised and what the etiquette is for preparing your nether regions ahead of an inspection from a health care professional. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. https://saily.com/sexted...
William and Jordan are sharing your suggestions for the ultimate divorce playlist, including some lovely singing from the boys. Jordan has a suggestion for dyslexics playing Scrabble, William's delving into the podcast comments and at what age does a G&Diva become a senior listener? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at https://saily.com/sexted...
William’s had a week of highs and lows. After being featured in another celeb TikTok he then finds himself crashing back down to earth after a pudding based disaster. Jordan then adds the cherry on top by revealing he’s about to let William down in a titanic way. The boys then get to helping with your dilemmas involving the mysterious art of ‘Wolf-bagging’ and how to tell your parents to stop being amorous when you’re in the house. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at chec...
The boys once again delve into your responses and receive a very Sexted themed jingle for ‘International Cock Or Ball’. There’s also an official adjudication on whether you should ever pre-heat an air fryer from our resident expert Jonathan Vernon-Smith, and things get a little bit uncomfortable in the studio after a G&Diva’s comment gets Producer Ben horny. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details c...
BIG NEWS. William is thinking of getting a hat. Yes, he does have one already. No, the Fedora doesn't count. After Jordan recounts the highs and lows from the team day out at Burnley away to Queens Park Rangers the boys get down to solving your dilemmas regarding how to choose which mates birthday you should attend when they fall on the same day and how to get over being told you look like you're old enough to be your best friend's father. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED...
It's the moment we've all have been waiting for... Producer Ben's travel diaries! Strap in for some wild* tales from Ben's travels across South America last year. Not to be outdone, William has brought in his scrapbook from when he was five and it turns out to be the most 'William' thing ever. The boys also receive a piece of correspondence which has huge ramifications for International Cock or Ball fans. *the term 'wild' is used here sarcastically.
Jordan’s rocking a “trendy” new haircut, and it’s safe to say William is not impressed. Last week after William’s Jolly Joke, Jordan tries his hand at an Etiquettemology on a completely unexpected topic. Plus, one G&Diva faces a creepy dilemma when they discover their face on someone else’s walls.
With Burnley back in the Premier League next season, Jordan's keen to celebrate, and somehow William is also in the mood to probe the promotion. The boys also explore what the podcast might sound like if they were identical twins and there's unfortunate news on the horizon for the podcast's Crossed Wires show as giant rats have been spotted around Sheffield.
William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week, though some censorship may have taken the edge off. Jordan brings not one, but two unwanted bathroom updates (that honestly, we wish he hadn’t). G&Diva dilemmas come in thick and fast, including a communal shower tinkler on the loose, and a cautionary tale about why you should always read the fine print on your lube.
Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question when a listener reveals some killer information about his beloved Shout Wipes. Meanwhile, William brings in some beautifully handwritten letters that gets Jordan unexpectedly emotional. And the boys do their best to help a G&Diva shooting his shot at 30,000 feet.
Jordan’s nursing a hangover this week, but William’s on hand to keep things lively with a hotly requested calendars etiquettemology. The Sexted mums get a shoutout as Jordan gears up for his trip to Casa El Norte, and Sarah’s in need of a little clarity when it comes to “Bed Chem”. Plus, the G&Divas bring in some truly grim dilemmas, featuring a smearing of dog poo and a rogue toenail.
Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception, and in the spirit of definitely not being a sex podcast, he also opens up about his brief foray into continental adult films. Meanwhile, William’s been accused of having a ‘common’ birthday (outrageous!), and the boys hear from a G&Diva whose superstitions changed the course of her labour.
There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio as William, feeling tender after a martini-fueled bender, starts talking football, while Jordan steps in with some sage wisdom. Despite the role reversal, the boys help a G&Diva with a banger of a bad luck charm, and hear about an explosive way to end a dinner party.
The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William has the latest scoop on the Vatican’s hot priests calendar, we check in with the G&Diva who recorded a Spice Girls classic for their birthday, and Jordan’s latest “food swings” bring out his snobbiest opinions yet.
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places.
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends.
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distract from the drama, Jordan tells us all about rubbing shoulders with one of the greatest actors ever. Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva who’s witnessed a shocking crime against suitcases.
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but the boys? Less so. With Dubonnet firmly in the mix, they take on a Relationship MOT to test their friendship, and let’s just say… a few icks are brought to light. On a slightly sweeter note, Elis and Janet send their birthday wishes, and there’s a new William and Jordan grazing about.
It’s birthday week! The boys reminisce on the last seven years and celebrate with a drink… or five. As the alcohol kicks in, they discuss their recent trip to the theatre to see Blood Brothers, William’s appearance on an unfiltered Aussie radio show, and attempt to help a G&Diva with a cock-blocking Nerf gun situation… which, in their state, is no easy feat.
