Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any madder… someone has floated the idea of starting a fan club for Producer Ben. But the real question is - what on earth would you call it? Meanwhile, the boys also receive a brilliantly specific bit of expert advice on how much effort one should go to when preparing their posterior for a medical appointment. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted...
May 30, 2025•22 min•Season 14Ep. 40
After all the excitement over William’s new hat it’s now time for the next phase of his life. His suit era. Not to be outdone, Jordan reveals he’s joined a very elite club that sounds a bit like a cult. The boys then get to answering your everyday dilemmas involving naughty children, STIs and relationships with your pupil's parent. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted...
May 27, 2025•45 min•Season 14Ep. 39
The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William and an update on an old friend of Jordan’s. Plus we hear some of the G&Diva’s made up phrases for everyday life including an unusual use of the word ‘flap cakes’. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted
May 23, 2025•28 min•Season 14Ep. 38
William Hanson is very excited to be hard launching his new hat, but will it receive the Jordan North seal of approval? The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding how to ask about a promised birthday present that never materialised and what the etiquette is for preparing your nether regions ahead of an inspection from a health care professional. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. https://saily.com/sexted...
May 20, 2025•44 min•Season 14Ep. 37
William and Jordan are sharing your suggestions for the ultimate divorce playlist, including some lovely singing from the boys. Jordan has a suggestion for dyslexics playing Scrabble, William's delving into the podcast comments and at what age does a G&Diva become a senior listener? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at https://saily.com/sexted...
May 16, 2025•22 min•Season 14Ep. 36
William’s had a week of highs and lows. After being featured in another celeb TikTok he then finds himself crashing back down to earth after a pudding based disaster. Jordan then adds the cherry on top by revealing he’s about to let William down in a titanic way. The boys then get to helping with your dilemmas involving the mysterious art of ‘Wolf-bagging’ and how to tell your parents to stop being amorous when you’re in the house. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at chec...
May 13, 2025•50 min•Season 14Ep. 35
The boys once again delve into your responses and receive a very Sexted themed jingle for ‘International Cock Or Ball’. There’s also an official adjudication on whether you should ever pre-heat an air fryer from our resident expert Jonathan Vernon-Smith, and things get a little bit uncomfortable in the studio after a G&Diva’s comment gets Producer Ben horny. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details c...
May 09, 2025•28 min•Season 14Ep. 34
BIG NEWS. William is thinking of getting a hat. Yes, he does have one already. No, the Fedora doesn't count. After Jordan recounts the highs and lows from the team day out at Burnley away to Queens Park Rangers the boys get down to solving your dilemmas regarding how to choose which mates birthday you should attend when they fall on the same day and how to get over being told you look like you're old enough to be your best friend's father. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED...
May 06, 2025•44 min•Season 14Ep. 33
It's the moment we've all have been waiting for... Producer Ben's travel diaries! Strap in for some wild* tales from Ben's travels across South America last year. Not to be outdone, William has brought in his scrapbook from when he was five and it turns out to be the most 'William' thing ever. The boys also receive a piece of correspondence which has huge ramifications for International Cock or Ball fans. *the term 'wild' is used here sarcastically.
May 02, 2025•28 min•Season 14Ep. 32
Jordan’s rocking a “trendy” new haircut, and it’s safe to say William is not impressed. Last week after William’s Jolly Joke, Jordan tries his hand at an Etiquettemology on a completely unexpected topic. Plus, one G&Diva faces a creepy dilemma when they discover their face on someone else’s walls.
Apr 29, 2025•44 min•Season 14Ep. 31
With Burnley back in the Premier League next season, Jordan's keen to celebrate, and somehow William is also in the mood to probe the promotion. The boys also explore what the podcast might sound like if they were identical twins and there's unfortunate news on the horizon for the podcast's Crossed Wires show as giant rats have been spotted around Sheffield.
Apr 25, 2025•28 min•Season 14Ep. 30
William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week, though some censorship may have taken the edge off. Jordan brings not one, but two unwanted bathroom updates (that honestly, we wish he hadn’t). G&Diva dilemmas come in thick and fast, including a communal shower tinkler on the loose, and a cautionary tale about why you should always read the fine print on your lube.
Apr 22, 2025•33 min•Season 14Ep. 29
Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question when a listener reveals some killer information about his beloved Shout Wipes. Meanwhile, William brings in some beautifully handwritten letters that gets Jordan unexpectedly emotional. And the boys do their best to help a G&Diva shooting his shot at 30,000 feet.
Apr 18, 2025•19 min•Season 14Ep. 28
Jordan’s nursing a hangover this week, but William’s on hand to keep things lively with a hotly requested calendars etiquettemology. The Sexted mums get a shoutout as Jordan gears up for his trip to Casa El Norte, and Sarah’s in need of a little clarity when it comes to “Bed Chem”. Plus, the G&Divas bring in some truly grim dilemmas, featuring a smearing of dog poo and a rogue toenail.
Apr 15, 2025•46 min•Season 14Ep. 27
Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception, and in the spirit of definitely not being a sex podcast, he also opens up about his brief foray into continental adult films. Meanwhile, William’s been accused of having a ‘common’ birthday (outrageous!), and the boys hear from a G&Diva whose superstitions changed the course of her labour.
Apr 11, 2025•19 min•Season 14Ep. 26
There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio as William, feeling tender after a martini-fueled bender, starts talking football, while Jordan steps in with some sage wisdom. Despite the role reversal, the boys help a G&Diva with a banger of a bad luck charm, and hear about an explosive way to end a dinner party.
Apr 08, 2025•42 min•Season 14Ep. 25
The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William has the latest scoop on the Vatican’s hot priests calendar, we check in with the G&Diva who recorded a Spice Girls classic for their birthday, and Jordan’s latest “food swings” bring out his snobbiest opinions yet.
Apr 04, 2025•27 min•Season 14Ep. 24
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places.
Apr 01, 2025•40 min•Season 14Ep. 23
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends.
Mar 28, 2025•21 min•Season 14Ep. 22
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distract from the drama, Jordan tells us all about rubbing shoulders with one of the greatest actors ever. Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva who’s witnessed a shocking crime against suitcases.
Mar 25, 2025•41 min•Season 14Ep. 21
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but the boys? Less so. With Dubonnet firmly in the mix, they take on a Relationship MOT to test their friendship, and let’s just say… a few icks are brought to light. On a slightly sweeter note, Elis and Janet send their birthday wishes, and there’s a new William and Jordan grazing about.
Mar 21, 2025•25 min•Season 14Ep. 20
It’s birthday week! The boys reminisce on the last seven years and celebrate with a drink… or five. As the alcohol kicks in, they discuss their recent trip to the theatre to see Blood Brothers, William’s appearance on an unfiltered Aussie radio show, and attempt to help a G&Diva with a cock-blocking Nerf gun situation… which, in their state, is no easy feat.
Mar 18, 2025•52 min•Season 14Ep. 19
The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva. William is gearing up to school us all on the Sistine Chapel (not the Sixteenth), while Jordan seems more interested in the Vatican’s gift shops. And all this talk of ancient monuments reminds Jordan of the time he found himself on the wrong side of a security guard.
Mar 14, 2025•24 min•Season 14Ep. 18
William is fresh off a flight and running on no sleep, while Jordan has been busy slaying as Dorothy with a nasty case of pink eye after an unexpected foreign substance found its way into his eye. Despite it all, they’re here to tackle dilemmas about the perils of holding in a fart and an intimate conversation being broadcast in an unexpected way.
Mar 11, 2025•35 min•Season 14Ep. 17
There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys in Tuesday’s episode. Jordan’s been duped into a World Book Day costume at his “other job”, and William has a wonderful gift from a G&Diva who is satisfying his appetite for more Cha Cha Cha’s.
Mar 07, 2025•24 min•Season 14Ep. 16
Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews. One thing they can all agree on, though, is Sarah Hanson’s next-level hospitality (naturally, Daaahlings!). Meanwhile, there’s debate over the proper etiquette for addressing an unfortunately named baroness, and Jordan shares some explicit audio from his physio session, let’s just say, he’s never gone deeper.
Mar 04, 2025•44 min•Season 14Ep. 15
Jordan’s flashing his fresh pearly whites after having a ‘big thing’ in his mouth. William’s passive-aggressiveness seems to be spreading - especially to Wendy. And the boys get their creative juices flowing as they dream up their ideal last names.
Feb 28, 2025•29 min•Season 14Ep. 14
Things heat up in the studio as Jordan reminisces about a romantic teenage fling in Tenerife and reveals his latest true crime obsession, fuelled by a very dark figure. Meanwhile, William is feeling frosty, recalling his cursed skiing holidays and firing off a classic passive-aggressive text. Plus, the boys are on hand to help our G&Divas with their dilemmas including a very enthusiastic dog with a love for toes.
Feb 25, 2025•45 min•Season 14Ep. 13
The boys are gearing up for another road trip, but Jordan has a few musical ground rules before they hit the road. Plenty of G&Divas have been in touch about their career changes including one with a fiery new skill! William isn’t the only one dealing with loud neighbours, as one listener battles a sleepless night, and Jordan’s car crash ick has been tried, tested and confirmed.
Feb 21, 2025•19 min•Season 14Ep. 12
William’s Etiquettimology is flush with facts as Jordan discovers the true meaning of his name. In the midst of his newfound mid-thirties crisis, Jordan is embracing the power of “no,” while William juggles swiping through his dating app matches and keeping up with a towering stack of handwritten letters.
Feb 18, 2025•50 min•Season 14Ep. 11
