In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.
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The boys are feeling very butch today. William’s been getting handy around the house, and Jordan is showing off his darts prowess. The boys also tackle YOUR dilemmas, including using a phone mid-stream at the urinals and which toilet you should use when doing a number two at a friend’s house. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tues...
This Friday episode is packed with listener stories, from delivering babies to dramatic delivery driver experiences and unexpected public nudity in Europe. William and Jordan also address rumors about Jordan's past and offer questionable dating advice, before reflecting on whether your twenties or thirties offer more fun. They wrap up with their favourite listener comments.
The boys have been bumping into each other at the gym - and one of them is NOT happy about it. Jordan reveals he’s been doing something unusual in bed, which turns out to be very tragic, and William has been sent a thesis that’s right up his street. Plus, the boys tackle your modern-day dilemmas involving umbrella etiquette, laundry duty, and answering difficult questions from teenage boys. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva ne...
What’s the correct way to eat a curry? Is Jordan a ‘modern’ bloke? Does Guinness actually taste good with Dubonnet? The boys answer all this and more - PLUS discuss your weirdest gifts and the times your parents have completely upstaged you. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My Boss is...
William reveals he’s just had the worst hangover of his life, but luckily for him, Jordan has a foolproof method for overcoming it. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas, including delivering to people still in their underwear, TV chatters, and what to do when you’ve inherited the ashes of someone’s pet dog. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the l...
What do you think 2026 has in store for William and Jordan? What have you been up to during Gooch Week? What does Jordan recommend you NOT do with a Wotsit? We have all the answers - plus an incredibly crude joke from William (trust us… it’s WILD). If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My ...
The boys are back and fully refreshed after their festive break! William has started a new diary, and Jordan has received a new present that has everyone feeling a bit creeped out. They also tackle your dilemmas involving throwing parties for family members you don’t like, and what to do when your phone autocorrects your sick note in a sexual way. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instag...
It’s the most magical time of the year! And what better way to celebrate than waking up in bed next to your best friend for a good old Fistmas frolic. So get cosy and join the boys under the covers for presents, messages from Sexted royalty, and festive dilemmas. Plus, Jordan introduces William to a Dutch oven. Merry Christmas! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and...
Jordan is really taking his co-creative director role for the upcoming tour seriously now, and his creative juices are leaking everywhere. While the rest of the team try to mop up and harness the power of the Jordan ideas machine into a poll about hummus, the boys test their knowledge on classic TV theme tunes and William reveals his favourite alternative word for semen. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can fo...
The Christmas break is fast approaching, and Jordan has a HUGE surprise lined up for William, though he isn’t exactly thrilled about it. Meanwhile, Jordan is deep in his creative era, coining his own life-improving abbreviations like JOMO and ASIH. The boys also dive into your dilemmas, including what to do with all your stationery when you move house, and how to throw your parents off the scent when you’re planning a ‘naughty’ sleepover. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for mo...
Not satisfied with the traditional ‘agony aunts’ tag line, you have come up with some hilarious (and slightly offensive) alternative names for William and Jordan. The boys also review the most iconic songs in musical theatre, the ins and outs of Viagra (no pun intended) and finish off with a large helping of Dick (Van Dyke) chat. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , a...
William is on a mission to ban queuing in pubs - and Jordan is outraged! The boys also discuss the BEST TV theme tunes of all time, whether it’s ever OK to use a spoon you’ve found in the bin, and they help with a dilemma involving a flannel and ‘man porridge’. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I ...
It’s the opening day of Jordan’s Ad Agency, and the work is already flying in! Can Jordan come up with catchy marketing ideas for luxury dressing-gown belts, decorative shower mushrooms, and extra-large “beer” racks? The boys also dive into your most embarrassing sleep activities and the weird family habits that no one else could possibly understand. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Ins...
The Christmas decorations in the Sexted studio are finally up (much to William’s utter dismay), and the festive vibes are STRONG. Jordan is busy deciding which meat he’d like in his mouth on Christmas Day, and William is slowly coming to terms with the fact that not everyone’s childhood Christmas tree looked quite like his. The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving wine pairing etiquette, giving souvenirs as presents, and accidentally defecating on holiday. If you want to get involved you can...
Some BIG questions are on the table this week. What’s the most iconic song in musical theatre? How smelly was Henry VIII? And what exactly did Jordan nearly do with Jon Sopel? All will be revealed! The boys also dive into your correspondence, tackling dream jobs, correct tie lengths and more. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our VIG&Diva newsletter here . You can follow on Instagram and TikTok , and watch episodes every Tuesday and Friday on Y...
William is finally ready to unveil the secret Sexted Christmas card design he’s been working on - and Jordan can’t decide whether to be angry or flattered. The boys also tackle a whole host of your modern-day dilemmas, including whether you should tell your partner you’ve been using 'sexual enhancers', whether 'slanking' is common behaviour, and the many perils of committing 'flatcest'. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsle...
This episode features William and Jordan tackling a brimming inbox, starting with outrageous PA tasks that lead to a discussion on office etiquette. They then delve into classic Northern parenting quotes sent in by listeners and share nostalgic childhood treat memories. The hosts also offer festive London activity recommendations, engage in a spirited debate about the proper timing of cheese boards, and wrap up with funny listener comments and a music-related argument between Kylie Minogue and Phil Collins.
After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowest point yet. The boys then tackle your dilemmas regarding how soon is ‘too soon’ to bring your own tea into work, sharing your holiday pics with friends and restaurant vermin. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the la...
Jordan has made another demand (we think a theme is developing here) and this time it was for some AI contributions to see if his job is really under threat. So please welcome the newest member to team Sexted… JI! As well as putting JI through its paces the boys discuss what it means to be a gentleman and hear an enlightening story from the streets of Berlin. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and ...
Jordan made a request for more dilemmas involving poo, and what Jordan wants, Jordan gets! Before the boys realise the ‘sh*t-suation’ they’ve found themselves in, there’s plenty of chat about northern parenting, Drag Race UK, and William becoming Jordan’s PA. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch episodes every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My Bo...
William has started an online feud with a prominent TikToker and Jordan’s not doing anything to make it better. The boys also discuss what your Sexted nicknames would be and which spirit animals best define William and Jordan. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by W...
Jordan discovers a nasty surprise in his kitchen, and William strongly considers a reverse glow up in what can only be described as a moment of madness. The boys also answer your dilemmas regarding initialisms and tackling frisky co-workers down under. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted...
We are gathered here today to remember and celebrate the life of William and Jordan. Their stars shone brightly, but it was always inevitable that a mouth full of bad D would be the thing to finally send them off to the spirit in the sky. The boys discuss the afterlife, what they’re leaving each other in their wills, and there’s even a special guest appearance from a very convincing Claudia Winkleman impersonator. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to ...
William is back from New York City and Jordan has a confession about his parents he’d really rather not have shared. The boys also tackle your everyday dilemmas involving Spoons etiquette, what to do when you catch people having affairs, and how to cope with having a job you can’t tell anyone about. Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live. Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff Saturday 21st March ...
It’s another wild one as William and Jordan discuss who would make the perfect Sexted throuple, get to grips with the rules of the Spanish lisp, and read a message that raises more questions than it answers about chastity belts and the mysterious month of ‘Locktober’. Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live. Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley Friday 27th ...
William and Jordan have got a lot to say in this episode. One's ranting about washing machine temperatures and the other's moaning about the price of pints. I'm sure we can guess who's who. There's also confusion about Desmond Tutu, and the boys share their advice about a cat eating with the light off, dealing with late risers and playing dress up. Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live. Friday 20th ...
William’s mum has been banned from a very popular online app, and Jordan has a great tip on how to tell someone whether you’re a bottom or a top. We also hear about your strange turn-ons and discuss who has the worst showbiz name. Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary: Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena Cardiff Saturday 21st March – OVO Arena Wembley Friday 27th March – OVO Hydro Glasgow Saturday 28th March – AO Arena Manchester General sale tickets on sale now at ...
William and Jordan have lots to debrief on after William’s luxury housewarming soirée with executive munchettes. Plus, we of course need the inside scoop on Jordan meeting Taylor Swift! The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving neighbours with farmyard animals, overly talkative parents, and self-administered colonics. Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary: Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena Cardiff Saturday 21st March – OVO Arena Wembley Friday 27th March – OVO ...
The See It, Say It, Sorted announcer has been in touch with a personal message for William and Jordan! We also hear a dilemma involving chocolate that leaves the boys both stunned and impressed in equal measure - while also giving Jordan a new idea for a future tour routine. Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary: Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena Cardiff Saturday 21st March – OVO Arena Wembley Friday 27th March – OVO Hydro Glasgow Saturday 28th March – AO Arena Ma...
It’s time for the wedding of the year debrief - with one diva cutting it very fine on timekeeping. The boys also weigh up the pros and cons of tucking versus flapping in the bedroom, and Jordan reveals a surprising new turn on. Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary: Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena Cardiff Saturday 21st March – OVO Arena Wembley Friday 27th March – OVO Hydro Glasgow Saturday 28th March – AO Arena Manchester General sale tickets on sale NOW at sex...