011 Transformers
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna head to Cybertron to rank the theatrically-released Transformers movies. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers
Jun 08, 2025•2 hr 17 min
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Trash Tuesday 029: The Bees (1978)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are buzzing about The Bees. We welcome our bee overlords, question the relationship of the uncle and niece, and talk John Saxon kicking butt. Bzzzzzzzzzz! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:01
May 20, 2025•1 hr 5 min
Trash Tuesday 028: Turbulence (1997)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna take flight with Turbulence. We discuss autopilot, Con Air, and Christmas action movies. Fasten your seatbelts! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:41
May 14, 2025•1 hr 15 min
010 Evil Bong
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are drawn into Bong World when we rank the Evil Bong franchise. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers
May 06, 2025•1 hr 45 min
Trash Tuesday 027: The Amazing Bulk (2012)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive deep into the mockbuster The Amazing Bulk. We talk ripping off The Incredible Hulk, killer editing, and Stanley Kubrick. I hate dust! I don't want it building up in my home. Movie discussion begins at 00:20:17
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr 15 min
Trash Tuesday 026: Tiptoes (2004)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna talk about Tiptoes. We talk Gary Oldman on his knees, Kate Beckinsale's lucky hat, and one of Matthew McConaughey's scariest performances of all time. Imported French morphine! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:50
Apr 08, 2025•1 hr 10 min
009 PIrates of the Caribbean
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna take a rum-soaked dive into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers
Apr 01, 2025•1 hr 35 min
Trash Tuesday 025: The Ice Pirates (1984)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna launch into outer space with The Ice Pirates. We talk space herpes, Rollerball, and outfit changes. Don't be a space age! Movie discussion begins at 00:18:38
Mar 25, 2025•1 hr 16 min
Trash Tuesday 024: 65 (2023)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna go Mesozoic with 65. We talk about an alien from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, imagine how cool a dinosaur vs spaceman movie could be, and get to wonder what Koa's alien language is and what anything she says ever means. Not the mama! Movie discussion begins at 00:24:08
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 22 min
008 Sony's Spider-Man Universe
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank Sony's Spider-Man Universe. (The Venom trilogy, Morbius, Madame Webb, and Kraven the Hunter.) When you take on the responsibility, great power will come! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 39 min
Trash Tuesday 023: Don't Go in the Woods (2010)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna get emo with Don't Go in the Woods (2010). We talk emo ear worms, Vincent D'Onofrio, and try to parse out why these people are in a band together. Turn the light on! Movie discussion begins at 00:23:14
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 28 min
Trash Tuesday 022: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna crash land with The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. We talk off-putting animatronic masks, off-putting characters, and an off-putting world. WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:17
Feb 11, 2025•1 hr 13 min
Trash Tuesday 021: Space Jam (1996)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna journey to the center of earth with Space Jam. We talk about the commercials that inspired the movie, the looniness of the tunes, and the banging soundtrack. Come on and slam and welcome to the jam! Movie discussion begins at 00:10:01
Feb 04, 2025•1 hr 24 min
007 Phantasm
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Phantasm franchise. Boooooooyyyyy! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers
Jan 30, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Trash Tuesday 020: Starcrash (1978)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are taking to the stars this week with Starcrash. We talk Italian filmmaking, Christopher Plummer giving his all, and a cowboy robot. YEE-HAW! Movie discussion begins at 00:40:02
Jan 22, 2025•1 hr 36 min
Trash Tuesday 019: Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna jump to defend Nothing But Trouble. We talk phallic noses, Digital Underground, and Demi Moore being just so hot. It's a weird little treat! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:39
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr 9 min
Trash Tuesday 018: Moonfall (2022)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review Moonfall. We talk megastructures, AI, and fighting the moon. THE MOON IS GOING TO HELP US! Movie discussion begins at 00:12:10
Jan 08, 2025•1 hr 1 min
Trash Tuesday 017: Virtuosity (1995)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are talking Virtuosity. We discuss 90s CGI, Russell Crowe being delightfully insane, and the dystopian hellscape that 1999 may have become. KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Movie discussion begins at 00:30:01
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 22 min
006 Die Hard
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Die Hard franchise. Yippee-ki-yay! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers
Dec 26, 2024•1 hr 16 min
Trash Tuesday 016: Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review The Star Wars Holiday Special. We discuss why this exists, who is responsible, and how we feel about it. STARRING R2-D2 as R2-D2! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:03
Dec 18, 2024•1 hr 20 min
Trash Tuesday 015: The Santa Clause: The Escape Clause (2006)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna jump once more into the trash heap to review The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. We discuss the Santa Clause demon curse, multiversal tricksters, and magical hugs. It's real holly jolly! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:00
Dec 10, 2024•1 hr 27 min
Trash Tuesday: Friends & Family Christmas (2023)
Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna are joined by Corrigan Vaughan of Jack of All Graves to review Hallmark's first lesbian Christmas romance: Friends & Family Christmas. We get a lesson in Hallmark movies from CoRri, figure out the exact audience for these films, and wonder who is stalking our protagonist. ANGELS IN THE SNOW! Movie discussion begins at 00:32:53
Dec 03, 2024•1 hr 59 min
005 Indiana Jones
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Indiana Jones franchise. Fortune and glory, kid! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers
Nov 26, 2024•1 hr 53 min
Trash Tuesday: Deadly Lessons/The Legend of Simon Conjurer (2006)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review Deadly Lessons/The Legend of Simon Conjurer. We discuss narcissism, Jon Voight, and parental issues. It's a good time! Movie discussion begins at 00:17:06
Nov 20, 2024•1 hr 15 min
Trash Tuesday: The Last Airbender (2010)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review The Last Airbender. We wonder why someone would make a live-action version of Avatar: The Last Airbender, discuss nepotism getting in the way of filmmaking (again), and begin our inevitably longstanding discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's filmography. Movie discussion begins at 00:26:47
Nov 12, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Trash Tuesday: Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are out at sea with Speed 2: Cruise Control. We talk terrible relationships, Geiger's master plan, and propose an 80-minute boat crash scene. All aboard! Movie discussion begins at 00:25:25
Nov 06, 2024•1 hr 20 min
004 Child's Play
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Child's Play franchise. We f*ck with the Chuck!
Oct 30, 2024•1 hr 1 min
Trash Tuesday: Amusement (2008)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are having a laugh with Amusement. We talk impossible plans, convoys, and red herrings. It's always Tuesday somewhere! Movie discussion begins at 00:32:46
Oct 23, 2024•1 hr 31 min
Trash Tuesday: Zombeavers (2014)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna chomp into Zombeavers. We talk beavers, boobs, and Backstreet Boys. It's a humdinger of an episode! Movie discussion begins at 00:32:22
Oct 16, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Trash Tuesday: Night Swim (2024)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive into Night Swim. We try to figure out just what getting night swum entails, wonder why the characters are so boring, and root for everyone's favorite third baseman. Take a dip with us! Movie discussion begins at 00:13:25
Oct 08, 2024•53 min
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