Hellrankers

Steven Spratling•hellrankers.podbean.com

TV & Film

Film Reviews

An exploration into the darkest depths of movie franchises.

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Episodes

003 Jaws (LIVE! Jack of All Graves x Hellrankers)

Live episode recorded at the recent Jack of All Grave x Hellrankers event! We open with some classic JoAGery as Mark talk prohibition-era mobster hits and then we all rank the Jaws movies. It's an absolute treat!

Sep 30, 2024•1 hr 15 min

Trash Tuesday: Green Lantern (2011)

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna go to space with Green Lantern. We tangle with a big fart cloud and some space cops. No evil shall escape our sight! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:29

Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 9 min

Trash Tuesday: Imaginary (2024)

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna make friends with Imaginary. We snuggle with Chauncey, talk about influences, and encourage people to lighten up. Don't touch my stuff EV-ER! Movie discussion begins at 00:25:17

Sep 17, 2024•1 hr 1 min

Trash Tuesday: Cats (2019)

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna tangle with Cats (2019). We have problems with the casting, usage of CGI, and the general concept of people playing kitty cats. Cats are not dogs! Movie discussion begins at 00:13:31

Sep 10, 2024•59 min

Trash Tuesday: I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)

On a very special Wednesday-edition of Trash Tuesday, Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. We talk teleporting zombies, an undead fisherman getting a cell phone plan, and the most summer of all locations: an off-season ski resort! Movie discussion begins at 00:22:31

Sep 04, 2024•57 min

002 Mad Max

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna rank the Mad Max franchise. Witness us!!!

Aug 27, 2024•59 min

Trash Tuesday: Wild Wild West (1999)

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna went to the Wild Wild West. We talk giant spiders, steam punks, and end-credits raps. Wicki-wicki-wild! Movie discussion begins at 00:18:56

Aug 20, 2024•1 hr 5 min

Trash Tuesday: I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna review I Know Who Killed Me. SPOILER: We end up defending this film like we have a financial stake in it. Watch it! Movie discussion begins at 15:41

Aug 13, 2024•1 hr 3 min

Trash Tuesday: Ghost Shark

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna kick off the first ever Trash Tuesday with Ghost Shark. We determine if Ghost Shark is Trash like garbage (but not the band Garbage) or Trash like Trash from Return of the Living Dead who is awesome! That's right! It's not confusing at all! Movie discussion begins at 22:23

Aug 06, 2024•51 min

001 Hellraiser

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna are ranking the Hellraiser franchise. We've seen all the sights and we think some are way better than others. We experience both pleasure and pain, wonder how a dog opened the box, and revel in the grime of this film series. Enjoy it!

Jul 30, 2024•1 hr 30 min

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