Gemini season is upon us, don’t be outside with a dookie stain, urine therapy is not real and pregnancy fetish is pretty popular. Piercing is much worse the second time around, Crystal is still expanding her vocabulary and the human body is amazing. This week’s tv recommendations are: • Hoarders (Netflix) • Unhinged (Amazon) Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use di...
May 20, 2021•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 128
Happy Mother’s Day, warm weather is upon us, Pata Fria is being responsible. Everybody doesn’t need kids, go thru your family’s texts, Crystal loves vibrating beds. The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com...
May 13, 2021•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 127
A day late and a dollar short. Crystal is missing her foster puppy and Pata Fria had a rollercoaster of a week. Beware of ticks, scabies and Californians may have an accent. Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! patreon.com...
May 07, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 126
Crystal has vertigo and a close relationship with AAA. Covid is still here, Rest In Peace CY. Pata Fria is liking her meds but being around people is still rough. Noise bothers you more when you get older, be careful with life coaches. This week’s tv recommendations are: • Insecure (HBO) • I Care A Lot (Netflix) again lol • The Family I Had (Amazon) • Exterminate All The Brutes (HBO) Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10%...
Apr 29, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 125
We had some technical difficulties recording this episode, bear with us. Pata Fria is planning another surgery, Crystal had a run in with the cops. Bra shopping isn’t a good time and don’t hoard your Meals On Wheels containers! This weeks tv recommendations are: • 2020 (Hulu) The Chameleon and Tangled Web episodes • Them (Amazon prime) • The Lie (Amazon prime) Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month he...
Apr 22, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 124
Crystal’s favorite store is gone, Billy is at it again, don’t see clients in Discovery Bay and monitor your kid’s porn searches. Happy Birthday Mark and Pata Fria’s dreams are still outta control. This week’s tv recommendations are: Koncrete podcast’s YouTube episode featuring Mark Laita of Soft White Underbelly. The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your...
Apr 15, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 123
April Fools, Easter and making sure everyone showers. Crystal is still betraying Pata Fria in her dreams and both are fully vaccinated. Don’t rush your happiness, 30s are when the REAL fun starts and we’ve never regretted breaking up with anyone. Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO The number for covid testing and ...
Apr 08, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 122
The hot weather is not appreciated, Crystal is BACK in FB jail, Sharon Osbourne is shit, Chet Hanks is embarrassing. The universe is hella funny sometimes, spirits are acting up, let us keep our body parts and now we know how Natalia really feels. This week’s tv recommendations are: • Q: Into The Storm (HBO) • Seaspiracy (Netflix) • Beauties of The Night (Netflix) • Tina (HBO) • The Shining (HBO) This week’s podcast recommendations are: • Radical Musings with Rosanna Arquette! Check out this wee...
Apr 01, 2021•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 121
Crystal nearly dislocated her shoulder, Pata Fria’s dysfunctional trip to the snow, Billy loves Elvis, onlygrans, watch your mouth on the phone and keep it cute on clubhouse. This week’s podcast recommendations are: • Radical Musings with Rosanna Arquette! • Sword and Scale episodes 177, 178, and 180. Check out this week’s sponsors! • Hella Infused High quality handmade CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and free sh...
Mar 25, 2021•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 120
Nostalgic cravings, an old dumb monarchy, there’s always gold in the comments. Sharon Osbourne is gross, we love positive examples of sex workers, virginity is a societal construct. This week’s podcast recommendation is Radical Musings with Rosanna Arquette! Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused High...
Mar 18, 2021•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 119
Crystal is emotional, Pata Fria is not Italian. Stretch your butthole. Post our dead pics. How to hire a hooker and mosquito-eaters are harmless. This week’s tv recommendations are: •Meghan Harry Oprah interview (PBS) • Bliss (Prime) • Biggie doc (Netflix) •Pretend It’s A City (Netflix) Check out this week’s sponsor! Hella Infused Highly recommended handmade CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! www.hellainfused.com IG: @hella_infused The number for covid testing an...
Mar 11, 2021•1 hr 54 min•Ep. 118
Crystal got her final vaccine, Pata Fria has gerd. Don't have power trips while driving and be very careful using uber and lyft. Cute puppies, perform a random act of kindness, stalkers are no fun and some unfortunate news stories. This week’s tv recommendations are: I Care A Lot (Netflix) Buried by the Bernards (Netflix) Canine Intervention (Netflix) Allen v. Farrow (HBO Max) The number for covid testing in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHe...
Mar 04, 2021•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 117
We’re entering the world of video. Crystal’s cat has fallen in love. Acid reflux feels like death is near. There’s a teen missing from Richmond. Cleaning your eyelash extensions is a must. Is there really a such thing as “just friends”? And nevermind the expiration dates. This weeks tv recommendations are: Soft White Underbelly: “Faith” episode (YouTube) Judas and The Black Messiah (HBO) War Dogs (Netflix) Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel (Netflix) The number for covid testing in yo...
Feb 18, 2021•1 hr 54 min•Ep. 116
Disrespectful dreams. Carolyn gets a haircut. What do you want to be when you grow up? The truth from Doug. Wishing Tessica the best. Sex work really is empowering and witchcraft won the Super Bowl. This week’s tv recommendations are: Jersey Shore Season 3 of The Sinner The number for covid testing in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use ...
Feb 11, 2021•2 hr 6 min•Ep. 115
It’s been a really dysfunctional week. The original is always better than a copy. There’s been a horrible local murder. Awkward parenting moments, the disgusting wealth gap and some great listener write ins. This week’s book recommendation is: How To Talk To Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere by Larry King The number for covid testing in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head ove...
Feb 04, 2021•2 hr•Ep. 114
It’s raining it’s pouring, Crystal got the vaccine and is in Facebook jail, AGAIN! Constipated babies, postpartum hair loss and Pata Fria might not be asexual after all. Eskimo sisters, don’t tattoo animals and stay out of ppl’s trash! This week’s tv recommendation is: Tell Me Who I Am (Netflix) The number for covid testing in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Check out this week’s sponsor! • Syma’s Persian and Mexican Grill 1019 San Pablo Ave. Albany, CA symasgrill.com Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/he...
Jan 28, 2021•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 113
Crystal blows a nervous kiss, we reintroduce ourselves and Pata Fria’s mom hates green. Michigan is taking steps in the right direction, aggressive hippos are throwing off ecosystems and don’t get braces at anyone’s home. This week’s tv recommendations are: Night Stalker (Netflix) Unforgotten: 25yrs after Willowbrook (tubi) An American Crime (tubi) Hard Candy (tubi) Book recommendations: A Child Called “It” The number for covid testing in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Check out this week’s sponsors!...
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 112
Crystal thought she had Covid. Coffee is just a blindfold. Take care of your credit and cheese is more addicting than crack. Vaping isn’t safer than cigs and please don’t call our phones or do emergency break-thrus. This week’s tv recommendations are: Dear Mr. Gacy (on Tubi) Surviving Death (Netflix) The number for covid testing in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Check out this week’s sponsor! • Syma’s Persian and Mexican Grill 1019 San Pablo Ave. Albany, CA symasgrill.com Join our Patreon!! patreon.c...
Jan 14, 2021•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 111
Covid is acting a fool, protect your toes! Carolyn takes a fall, grieving is tough, are you being accountable for your own actions? Celebrities and their spouses being frauds, don’t stay with anyone that doesn’t clean themselves and some tardy Happy Birthdays! This week’s tv recommendations are: The Minimalists (Netflix) The Wittman’s (ID Chanel) Obsession: Dark Desires (Hulu) Check out our sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your firs...
Jan 07, 2021•1 hr 57 min•Ep. 110
2020 is trying to kill Pata Fria. Always practice fire safety. Having kids later in life might be the way to go and Pee Pee is very spiritual. Wipe your devices before gifting them. Don’t touch hot things. Tinder for corpses is unfortunately not a thing, but do you know a serial killer? Some listener questions and lots of laughs. This week’s tv recommendations are: Songbird Nekromantik Diagnosis I’m your woman and Soul. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discoun...
Dec 31, 2020•1 hr 54 min•Ep. 109
It’s been a rough week. The vaccine is here, register your sons for a draft?? Some breaking news in really old cases, and the best verzuz yet. Take care of your mental health, some funny work stories and cool things to watch. This week’s tv recommendations are: Alabama Snake Murder on Middle Beach The BeeGees doc On The Record The Surgeon’s Cut Room 1028 Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to bette...
Dec 24, 2020•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 108
Don’t eat the McRib. Kids say the darndest things. Pata Fria chose comfort, LOCK UP YOUR GUNS, now isn’t the time to travel and beware of secret envy. This week’s tv recommendation is The Occupant on Netflix. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/he...
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 107
It’s been a CRAZY week. Irish cream is back, our families aren’t doing well, the covid vaccine is coming. Let’s read more books, weird new citizenship requirements, listener questions and cool things to watch while inside. This week’s tv recommendations are: Hillbilly Elegy The Kindergarten Teacher Kennedy Assassination doc Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code...
Dec 04, 2020•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 106
Xmas is here, let the decorating begin! Covid scares, crazy soup and a platform shoe. Astral projection, helping our communities and cold raviolis. This week’s tv recommendations are: The Art of Racing In The Rain Game of Thrones and Antebellum Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfuncti...
Nov 26, 2020•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 105
Rainy days, xmas decorations and cat capes. Independent women jumping batteries, covid is acting up again, don’t be materialistic. Discrimination, mental health talk and tons of listener write ins!! Enjoy Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellod...
Nov 19, 2020•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 104
New car, new president, cold weather and the holidays are now upon us. A really uncomfortable revelation and tons of great listener write ins! This weeks tv recommendations are: I Was A Child Bride ; The Untold Story (hulu) The Queen’s Gambit (netflix) Frank Sinatra doc (netflix) A Teacher (hulu) Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com...
Nov 13, 2020•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 103
It’s election day and we’re stressed. Halloween, nightmares and menopause. Mysterious medical records, men hitting women, dark humor and managing anger. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hello...
Nov 05, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 102
Menopause, haircuts and skywriting. Don’t bully your kids, watch out for pipe bombs and always check the walls. Interesting groups, childhood weirdness, we got it all. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU VOTE!!! This week’s tv recommendations are: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm and revisiting Nurse Jackie. Join our Patreon! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com Don’t forget to subscribe/rate/review xoxo...
Oct 29, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 101
It’s our 100th episode!! Please make sure you vote like your life depends on it, if you find money keep it, can we lean more towards home remedies? Cleaning house and plant studies, keep an eye out for all things spooky. Tv recommendations for this week are: Endless, Beautiful Boy and Lovecraft Country. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s better...
Oct 22, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 100
Post office drama, phone overboard, trigger warnings are important and what is the electoral vote! Raccoon babies have arrived, catfish is staged, Saturday is World Mental Health Day. This week’s tv recommendations are: Waves I Met The Devil Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com...
Oct 15, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 99
