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Have You Seen..?

Have You Seen..?www.haveyouseen.net
The question to start all movie discussions. “Have You Seen..?” is a movies podcast where every conversation starts with that crucial question. Each episode, Kieran Lefort & Tom Webb pitch a film they think the other should watch and discuss their thoughts on the films pitched on the previous episode. Confused? Yeah, us too. Listen and all will become clear.
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Episodes

"An Apocalyptic Bee Gee" - BONUS EPISODE: MegaForce

Originally released on November 26, 2020 as a YouTube exclusive, Kieran and Tom discuss 1982 "action" flick, MEGAFORCE! So, zip up your gold jumpsuit and marvel along with us at the fashions, the stunts, the fashions, the dialogue, the fashions, the hair, the fashions and so much more... Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! @hyspodcast

Dec 23, 202353 min

"I’m getting a bit tangental" - BONUS EPISODE: Timeslip (AKA: The Atomic Man)

Come with us, a long way back in time, to go very slightly forward in time on this audio exclusive bonus episode: Timeslip (AKA The Atomic Man ) . PLUS: The Two Ronnies , Thunderball , Tom Jones, driftwood, muscular thighs, Carry On , The Goons, Gary Oldman, David Bowie, Stella Street , S-VHS, Formula 1, Clive James, A Night To Remember , Stevenage, T’Pau, the history of X-rays, Kieran’s health, 50s technology, The Dam Busters , alchemy, The Bourne Identity and lame endings. Tom's feature length...

Dec 10, 202046 minSeason 2Ep. 11

"An Ornithological Nightmare" - Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened

One, two, three, FYRE! Pack your tent, your rations, your selfie ringlight and your lawyer's phone number, and join Kieran & Tom as they tackle all the insanity, nonsense, controversy and outright fraud of Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened in the Have You Seen..? season 2 finale! PLUS: American Movie , the Netflix acquisition process, Parks & Rec , Electric Boogaloo , The Imposter , Apple TV+, Isaac Asimov, Hulu, The Bahamas, Microsoft Flight Simulator , Steven Seagal, zero gr...

Aug 27, 202038 minSeason 2Ep. 10

"Unbondy" - Rocky & Knives Out

It's KO's and K.O. as Kieran and Tom step in the ring with Rocky and Knives Out . A show punched and stabbed by a multitude of technical gremlins, which hopefully all got edited out (Kieran's mic is still running a bit hot). WARNING : We spoil the hell out of Knives Out , BUT only in the second half of the show so you can still listen to the Rocky chat. PLUS: Oscars, the mob, pet nutrition larceny, Smokey and The Bandit , Batman, Muhammed Ali, wrestling booking, Butch Cassidy, film editing, Rond...

Aug 20, 202058 minSeason 2Ep. 9

"The Consistency of Beef Stew" - Dragon Blade & Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

Join two very sweaty men on an epic journey from the Far East to the Wild West as Tom & Kieran get to grips with Dragon Blade and Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid . PLUS: HEAT, flight paths, crap music, travel arrangements of the ancient Romans, elements of historical accuracy, Benny "The Jet" Urquidez, wandering accents, dubious eye makeup, "Wild Geese City", arrows, polygamy, Last of the Summer Wine , Nicolas Cage, Birdemic , Chinese Zodiac, Bleeding Steel , The Foreigner , Pierce Bros...

Aug 12, 202055 minSeason 2Ep. 8

"We've Done Some Stupid Things" - Erin Brockovich & The French Connection

This week, it's mostly a true story as Tom & Kieran tackle Erin Brockovich and The French Connection . PLUS: hotdogging and grandstanding, air conditioning in suits of armour, fighting with flat-packed furniture, Tom & Kieran's Red Carpet Memories, Tom Cruise, The Limey , Drive , Batman , On The Run , The Departed , dismantling automobiles, Santa Claus drug busts, straw hats, fetishes, 1970s airplane design, dangerous working practices, "the wrong bloke", Fat Thomas, Halloween , and taki...

Aug 06, 20201 hrSeason 2Ep. 7

"His Milk Blood Shoots Everywhere" - Aliens & Bill

Kieran and Tom are back with your two-a-week… a week late. Sorry. Let's talk Aliens and Bill ! PLUS: Kieran's crap fortnight, ageing, meat products, What We Do In The Shadows (the movie), What We Do In The Shadows (the TV show), Horrible Histories , Take That, The Cockernee Players of Bow, crossdressing, accents, all-day breakfast, fish & chips, beards, vegetables, Francis Walsingham, Ralph Fiennes, bending of history, Geoffrey Rush, plurals, how xenomorph reproduction works, a hostile crew,...

Jul 30, 20201 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 6

"An Angry Welshman" - First Blood & On The Run

It's fugitive week as Sylvester Stallone heads for the hills in First Blood , and Yuen Biao goes On The Run . PLUS: wrestling, Bonjela, Diet Coke, hamster bottles, 2020 shite, Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Yuen Wah, John Woo, The Prodigal Son , Knockabout , odd noises, a quick history of popular sub-genres in Hong Kong cinema, iffy stunt doubles, Dragons Forever , Eastern Condors , Tsui Hark, Ringo Lam, the Hui Brothers, Aces Go Places , the bleakness of Yuen Biao's weekend, toddlers in wheelbarrows,...

Jul 16, 20201 hr 9 minSeason 2Ep. 5

"The Ageing Wizard in the Cave" - The Man in the White Suit & Song of the Sea

Is it silky or is it a selkie? A joke we liked so much, we used it twice. Join us as we review The Man in the White Suit and Song of the Sea ! PLUS: tautology, personal development, Batman, Stephen Mangan, Alfred Hitchcock, surpise northerners, fancy lighters, Jackie Chan, feminine wiles, The Third Man , built-in redundancy, Spirited Away , Sarah and Duck , The Gruffalo , "giving out" and reading recommendations from a 3-year-old....

Jul 09, 202058 minSeason 2Ep. 4

"Peppa Pig Just Seems To Be A Little Sh*t!" - Airport 1975 & Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films

Assume crash positions and dance! Or fight! Or both! It's Airport 1975 and Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films ! PLUS: new technology, Spider-Man , Shep Gordon, VHS arson, UZIs, chainsaws, ninjas, breakdancing, the Lambada, oneupmanship, Peppa Pig, Juan of the Dead , Lazer Team , the Cannes Film Market, cable TV, big money ideas, Ikorodu Bois, wheelbarrows for cars, alternative episode titles, Airplane! , big swords, gaping holes, CHiPs , 747 rental rates in the 70s, the hi...

Jul 02, 202059 minSeason 2Ep. 3

"Equal Parts Ego and Charm" - About Time & Smokey and the Bandit

Clearly we hadn't had enough time and bandits after last week, so here's About Time and Smokey and the Bandit ! PLUS: things you can’t say today, wheelbarrows of money, Alabama local news, Dukes of Hazzard , country music, fake Bandits, elephants, nuns, chemistry, The Fall Guy , Scott Adkins, CB radio, Kieran’s family’s criminal history, lanky gingers, Dark , a five word review, poshness and tangerines....

Jun 25, 20201 hrSeason 2Ep. 2

"Nipples For Men!" - Time Bandits

Yes, this is indeed the launch of season 2 of Have You Seen..? ! All will be explained in the course of the episode, but essentially it turned out neither of us had ever seen Time Bandits , so why not watch it, chat about it, then foist that chat upon you, just like the old days? PLUS: Monty Python , Tron , COVID-19 (sorry), lockdown (sorry) and what on Earth we've been up to for the past three years!...

Jun 18, 202044 minSeason 2Ep. 1

Episode 135 - No Holds Barred

Better late than never! Only three years after it was originally supposed to be released, revel in the sweaty, muscle-bound glory of Hulk Hogan's debut as a leading man: No Holds Barred ! PLUS: a smell of chocolate, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Demolition, wrestling nerdery, axe hammers, Jesse Ventura's loud hair, pot plants, giant men and their small furniture, the world's worst limo driver, baby oil, the inner workings of Terry Bollea and Vince McMahon's minds, Hulk Hogan's mastery of the French lan...

May 26, 202050 minSeason 1Ep. 135

Episode 134 – Bigger, Stronger, Faster & Hush

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Definitely episode 134 (not 135; ignore foolish Kieran) and the boys are back, talking steroid documentary Bigger, Stronger, Faster , minimalist thriller Hush and the reasons behind the large gaps in the release schedule. PLUS: Incorrect numbering, technical hitches, whacking microphones, washing machines, TV advertising, burly Finnish lads, Netflix, Disturbed, Ben Affleck, drugged violinists, iMessage, Jason Bourne , The X-Files , th...

Dec 25, 201652 minSeason 1Ep. 134

Episode 133 – Infernal Affairs vs. The Departed

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. A not-remotely-confusing episode in which Tom and Kieran compare and contrast Hong Kong cop thriller Infernal Affairs and its American remake The Departed . PLUS: accidental and intentional racism, The Fast Show , The Rolling Stones, Sarah and Duck , Chinese endings, Heat , Starsky & Hutch , and some very rude words indeed....

Aug 27, 201647 minSeason 1Ep. 133

Episode 132 – Something Wicked This Way Comes

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Kieran & Tom tackle a real cinematic oddity: Walt Disney’s adaptation of Ray Bradbury’s Something Wicked This Way Comes , a horror film for children! PLUS: Tron , The Black Hole , Kurt Russell, Pete’s Dragon , out-of-focus visual effects, creepy ginger kids, Josh Widdecombe, Ghostbusters , The Imperial March, The Goonies , Paddington and the forcible dying of children’s hair....

Jul 16, 201631 minSeason 1Ep. 132

Episode 131 – The Shinjuku Incident & The Limey

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. It’s the Stranger in a Strange Land episode as Kieran & Tom talk about Jackie Chan taking on the Yakuza in The Shinjuku Incident and Terence Stamp vs. Hollywood in The Limey . PLUS: Horrific chestnut accidents, age gaps, nonsensical money-making schemes, limb lopping, unexpected cameos, the Jackie Chan oeuvre, Bob Hoskins, accents, memories, “Louise Goodman”, Barry Norman and wet ladies....

Jun 27, 201639 minSeason 1Ep. 131

Episode 130 – As The Palaces Burn

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Scream if you wanna… well, do anything really… The boys settle down with Lamb of God ’s heavy metal courtroom documentary As The Palaces Burn . PLUS: Tesco, Priuses, DragonForce, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Taylor Swift, The Jonas Brothers, lottery numbers, buzzing phones, word amnesia, Saul Goodman, authenticity in documentary making, Formula 1, a spam update, Tokyo confusion and proper hash of a pitch....

Jun 12, 201645 minSeason 1Ep. 130

Episode 129 – Pain & Gain & Paddington

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. The boys tackle a combination of films that defies description: Pain & Gain and Paddington . PLUS: Bunny and The Bull , The Mighty Boosh , Martin Clunes, “John Wahlberg”, autocorrect, Andy Samberg and more…...

May 24, 201635 minSeason 1Ep. 129

Episode 128 – Hercules In New York

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Just the one, but it’s a doozie: prepare thyselves, mere mortals, for Tom & Kieran’s take on Hercules in New York ! PLUS: unruly phones, Cactus Jack , height, Rainbow Islands , wrestling, accents, Lewis Hamilton, bears, chunky knit sweaters, illicit gambling, listener correspondence and amazing film merchandise....

Apr 23, 201648 minSeason 1Ep. 128

Episode 127 – Kingsman: The Secret Service & Das Boot

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Tom & Kieran tackle comic book class war spy thrills in Kingsman: The Secret Service and tense German U-boat drama in Das Boot . PLUS: Periscope tests (sorry, you missed it), posh nobs, Chris Eubank, Pirates of the Caribbean , Oscar Pistorius, Edgar Wright, Moonraker , Das Boot 2: Das Bootier , Kieran’s fear of submarines, problems with subtitles, drunken marksmanship, a technical interlude and adventures with lonely golfers....

Mar 19, 201645 minSeason 1Ep. 127

Episode 126 – Lazer Team, 12 Angry Men & Inside Out

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. No time to waste as the boys get their teeth into Inside Out , 12 Angry Men and Lazer Team , and try to keep it under an hour. PLUS: Lava , Riley’s First Date , buzzing objects, The WOW Signal, MegaMan, Red vs. Blue , Slow-Mo Guys, Achievement Hunter, fandom, crowd funding, unprofessional on-air microphone adjustments, jury duty, Wall-E , Kevin Spacey, advertising jingles, AC/DC and funny noises....

Feb 07, 20161 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 126

Episode 125 – The Taking of Pelham One Two Three & John Wick

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. We’re back, with the correct episode number! This time, we’re talking The Taking of Pelham One Two Three and John Wick . PLUS: Confusion, lack of surprise, not Lalo Schifrin, Return to Oz , Noo Yawk, the context of character, fashion critique, sexism, reverse sexism, racism, homophobia, beagles, Mustangs, Faster , Chow Yun-Fat, Jet Li, Taken , Life of Brian , non-existent graphic novels, Making a Murderer , and the expected convention...

Jan 24, 20161 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 125

Episode 124 – Whiplash & Ex Machina

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Yes, we know Kieran got the episode number wrong. He is a fool. New year, new show! Two movies from first-time directors that spark great conversation and debate as we tackle Whiplash and Ex Machina . PLUS: the Rock Band calibration tool, I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue , The Darkness, Supergirl , flawless VFX, flawed logic, the Turing test (kind of), technical hitches, tangents, Zoids, hungry babies and an octopus in a jar....

Jan 08, 20161 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 124

Episode 123 – Finding Vivian Maier & What We Do In The Shadows

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. It’s our final show of the year as we tackle photography documentary Finding Vivian Maier and vampire mock-doc What We Do In The Shadows . PLUS: the elasticity of time, marshmallows, cuddles, buzzing phones and a mysterious ghostly hand.

Dec 15, 201538 minSeason 1Ep. 123

Episode 122 – The Babadook & Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Holy shucking fit, we’ve actually recorded a show! In this one, Tom intelligently reviews The Babadook , while Kieran blathers about Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon . PLUS: we get two very famous actors confused, can’t remember one of their names, profuse apologies and Kieran does an impersonation of a sassy American black woman from the 70s....

Nov 26, 201546 minSeason 1Ep. 122

Episode 121 – Spellbound & Spellbound

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. A surprise Bumper bi-locational show a week early wIth a lot to say about Alfred Hitchcock’s Spellbound and spelling bee documenTary Spellbound . PLUS: marketing knobs, psychoanaLYsis, gender politics, Intolerable Cruelty , miners, office harassment, unprofessional Gregory Peck, liverWurst, All-consuming love at firsT sight, Crappy hotel and Home security, skiing, copious Bumping of microphones, Guy Ritchie’s turds, Tom Attempting to ...

Sep 13, 20151 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 121

Episode 120 – King of Devil’s Island & Kung Fury

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. It’s Norwegian borstal drama, King of Devil’s Island and crowd-funded 80’s sci-fi action pastiche short Kung Fury . What a dream team! PLUS: An explanation as to where we’ve been, coughing (some of which slipped through the edit), some Norwegian that Kieran has learned, Stellan Skarsgård’s “nineteen” kids, borstal Lethal Weapon , Schindler’s List (twice), trains of thought derailing into streams of consciousness, screenwriting foibles...

Sep 01, 201549 minSeason 1Ep. 120

Episode 119 – The Man Who Would Be King & Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. After far too long, Tom & Kieran are back, talking The Man Who Would be King and Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead ! PLUS: earwaves, insults, dodgy impressions, men who have forgotten how to speak into a microphone, comeuppance, The Hays Code, Alexander The Great, tortured zombies, puke, terrible (and potentially offensive) accents, Stellan Skarsgard, Mads Mikkelsen, Sharknado , epic listener correspondence and Bonnie Tyler....

Jul 28, 201543 minSeason 1Ep. 119

Episode 118 – Snowpiercer

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. All aboard! The boys are tackling Bong Joon-ho’s apocalyptic locomotive sci-fi Snowpiercer . PLUS: preferential crediting, Cream, the fate of the human race, mountain goats, Dr. Dre and a large slippery fish.

May 23, 201529 minSeason 1Ep. 118
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