Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. With the greatest of apologies for the unforeseen absence (full details next episode), Tom & Kieran return with a full review of Eric Jacobus & The Stunt People’s Death Grip . PLUS: Quiches, drawings, motion sensors, squirting blood, the death and resurgence of great fight choreography, How to Train Your Dragon , 22 Jump Street , a new listener pitch and revelations about what we do with our non-podcast time. To find out more ...
May 09, 2015•32 min•Season 1Ep. 117
ORIGINAL CUT! This was found by listener Chris L., uploaded for completeness’ sake. The remastered version is still available. Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Antonio Banderas slaps on some guyliner and pretends to be an Arab in The 13th Warrior . PLUS: Kate Upton, terrible 70s camerawork, Mongo, the impotent hero, bear costumes, Dungeons & Dragons , The Netherlands, Facebook poking, international shipping, Rain Man , Heart of Dragon , Armour of God , Jackie Cha...
Apr 11, 2015•30 min•Season 1Ep. 116
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Antonio Banderas slaps on some guyliner and pretends to be an Arab in The 13th Warrior . PLUS: Kate Upton, terrible 70s camerawork, Mongo, the impotent hero, bear costumes, Dungeons & Dragons , The Netherlands, Facebook poking, international shipping, Rain Man , Heart of Dragon , Armour of God , Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Koichi Sakamoto, Jeff Pruitt, a birthday and Power Rangers ....
Apr 11, 2015•30 min•Season 1Ep. 116
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. A short show, but better than no show as Tom & Kieran review Eric Jacobus’ martial arts shorts Rope-a-Dope and Rope-a-Dope 2 , and Hal Ashby’s Harold & Maude . PLUS: Closeness, purple tulips, shenanigans with lights, saluting devices, Jackie Chan, Groundhog Day , Magic Clap , walking sticks, wrestling rings and fried eggs....
Mar 28, 2015•29 min•Season 1Ep. 115
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. The boys talk sci-fi blockbuster Edge of Tomorrow and comic coming of age drama The Way Way Back . PLUS: Chocolate biscuits, iPad thievery, 80s MOR rock, Community and Kieran potentially finding a huge mistake in a movie he really likes....
Mar 07, 2015•38 min•Season 1Ep. 114
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. There’s nothing artificial, or indeed intelligent, about this episode as Tom & Kieran review The Machine . PLUS: Damian Lewis, “-son”, Stephen Campbell Moore, Eric Jacobus, The Adjustment Bureau , Captain America: The Winter Soldier , The Fault in our Stars , iPhones in the rain, a new segment, listener correspondence, director correspondence and a bonus spoiler story!...
Feb 26, 2015•36 min•Season 1Ep. 113
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Tom & Kieran review exploratory documentary For The Bible Tells Me So and have a surprisingly grown-up discussion of religion, prejudice, family, sexuality and fear. PLUS: Shrimp, rabbits, budgies, a lot of the usual messing about and the final round of Listener Pitch Yahtzee Roulette.
Feb 07, 2015•52 min•Season 1Ep. 112
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. New year, new show as the boys tackle pointy low-budget horror Splinter . PLUS: All the usual stuff & nonsense, and our penultimate Listener Pitch Yahtzee Roulette Coin-Toss thingy.
Jan 23, 2015•27 min•Season 1Ep. 111
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Everyone else is doing a Christmas special, so why shouldn’t we? Kieran reviews the allegedly Christmassy Dead End , and Tom reviews the definitely Christmassy It’s a Wonderful Life . PLUS: Marilyn Manson, horny doctors, an obsession with Forest Rangers, “woman massages own brain to orgasm death”, copyright lapses, sweaty palms, gender reassignment pedestrian crossings, guilty pleasures, what was at the time breaking news and round 4 ...
Dec 24, 2014•42 min•Season 1Ep. 110
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Obviously the perfect movie to review in the middle of December, Kieran & Tom discuss The Kings of Summer . PLUS: Hangovers, horrible mispronunciations, passive-aggressive Monopoly, lunch revisited, listener emails, threats of violence, a celebrity anecdote, the inner workings of a cinephile marriage, confessions, Red Dwarf and special Christmas pitches!...
Dec 17, 2014•38 min•Season 1Ep. 109
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Abandon logic and prepare for a toothy storm! The sharks are back as Tom & Kieran review Sharknado 2: The Second One . PLUS: “Star” cameos, Videocopilot , running up stairs, dubious medical advice, Richard Kind trivia, a random alligator, science, Tara Reid’s guilty secret and a near-death experience....
Dec 12, 2014•40 min•Season 1Ep. 108
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. One review, one pitch and one very big apology. The boys are finally back and talking Akira Kurosawa’s Ikiru . PLUS: Parks & Rec and a shocking revelation.
Dec 08, 2014•28 min•Season 1Ep. 107
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. A short, late, poor excuse for a podcast as Kieran & Tom tackle Steven Soderbergh’s “educational” black-and-white version of Raiders of the Lost Ark . PLUS: Personal injuries, bodily noises, equipment abuse, live tarantulas, continuity errors, additional Spielberg, Soder...
Oct 27, 2014•25 min•Season 1Ep. 106
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Two more disparate films you could not hope to see. Tom & Kieran talk about art classic, Koyaanisqatsi and Japanese samurai gunplay zombie action comedy horror, Versus . PLUS: terrible streaming quality, rubbish apps, Betamax, explosions, giants, Kieran “sings” and imper...
Oct 04, 2014•46 min•Season 1Ep. 105
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Kieran & Tom are kings of the road this week as they discuss Duel and Premium Rush . PLUS: U2, great stunts, cyclistism, Harry Secombe, a few parish notices and the two most diametrically opposed film pitches in HYS history....
Sep 27, 2014•40 min•Season 1Ep. 104
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. We’re the home of the brave as we dive into true life Norwegian rafting adventure Kon-Tiki and adolescent horror The Hole . PLUS: strapping Scandis, Oscar-winning documentaries, filming in two languages, mitochondrial DNA, sharks, the best-looking raft crew in history, how t...
Sep 20, 2014•41 min•Season 1Ep. 103
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Just the one movie to talk about this time, but it’s The Raid 2 . Put up your dukes, let’s get down to it. PLUS: Horrific bodily noises, nerdy camera chat, limp useless arms, an unwelcome guest in the submersible, Rush Hour , tall people and all the usual nonsense....
Sep 09, 2014•33 min•Season 1Ep. 102
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. The boys return in the traditional audio-only form to talk Cuban zombie comedy Juan of the Dead and Niki Lauda/James Hunt rivalry flick Rush . Plus Tom impersonates some famous Austrians… or maybe Australians… Truth be told, I’m not sure what that accent was supposed to be…...
Aug 15, 2014•34 min•Season 1Ep. 101
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. This is (most of) the audio from the live episode 100 video that was broadcast on YouTube on July 30th, 2014 Tom & Kieran dive headlong into Extremes of 3D, talking the wildly disparate Gravity and Drive Angry . PLUS: Live listener tweets, camera confusion and OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM! You can watch the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_N0r6uMfh0...
Aug 06, 2014•43 min•Season 1Ep. 100
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. An epic Unicron-sized show as Tom & Kieran get into the machinery of Transformers: Dark of the Moon , Robot & Frank and, as a special bonus, the brand new Transformers: Age of Extinction . WARNING: Contains many, many spoilers and ranting. PLUS: Sore throats, weird e...
Jul 11, 2014•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 99
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Expect the usual poor picture quality and melodramatic overacting as Tom & Kieran go silent for Blackmail , The General , and The Artist . PLUS: A piano recital, dubious hairstyles, chain-smoking, Les Dawson, Sid James, Rapey Riddler, baffling aerial shots, British metho...
Jul 03, 2014•59 min•Season 1Ep. 98
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.A Turkish Santa Claus movie? Perfect Summer listening! Tom & Kieran discuss Jolly Life (Neseli Hayat) . PLUS: Wu-Tang Clan, slippers, dubious subtitling, shoddy DVDs, cultural misunderstandings, Joshua Jackson with a stick on moustache x2, hot extras, guidelines on who ma...
Jun 22, 2014•42 min•Season 1Ep. 97
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.Oh my sweet Christmas, this show…Somehow Tom & Kieran get half-an-hour’s chat out of Steven Seagal’s Half Past Dead and then a further FORTY MINUTES on resurrected 80s action “classic” Miami Connection . PLUS: Aiki-Jiu-Jitsu, the “Eggfart” or “Eggfarm” question, Rules and...
Jun 11, 2014•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 96
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. Tom and Kieran go hunting for elusive North Korean cinema and find wartime martial arts movie Order No.027 and Kim Jong-Il produced Godzilla knock-off Pulgasari . Both movies are available to watch on YouTube here . PLUS: Needle munching, hidden messages, beeping in 12th cen...
Jun 01, 2014•56 min•Season 1Ep. 95
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.The boys mine the depths (and we do mean depths) of full-length movies available on YouTube. Sadly, they found Hammer/Shaw Bros. collaboration The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires and frankly indescribable Italian sci-fi War of the Robots . PLUS: Tom’s birthday, Lego, on-air r...
May 20, 2014•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 94
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.No material likely to offend as Tom and Kieran talk U certificate movies, The Colditz Story and The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists! PLUS: Board games, Eric Morecambe, Andre Previn, Porridge , Netherlandic applause, badly inserted American voices, Elephant Man impers...
May 09, 2014•42 min•Season 1Ep. 93
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.The Road to Episode 100 continues with our third special: Lads’ Night In. It’s beer, pizza and action movies as the boys talk Punisher: War Zone , #DIRTYLAUNDRY and Blind Fury . PLUS: Directing in one’s second language, juggling accents, Marvel Knights, Gears of War , Drive (...
Apr 19, 2014•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 92
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.The Road to Episode 100 continues with our second special: TV comedy. Tom reviews Archer and Kieran gives his take on Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace . PLUS: siblings, missing words, bodily noises, American Dad , dimmers, 16mm, monkey bastard hands, poor ADR, DVD extras, casual ra...
Apr 11, 2014•56 min•Season 1Ep. 91
A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb… Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.The Road to Episode 100 FINALLY begins with our first of ten specials: HYS Musicfest 2014! We talk music documentaries Muscle Shoals , Sound City and Searching For Sugar Man . PLUS: Which directors’ back catalogues you, and we, want to delete and pitches for another special e...
Mar 25, 2014•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 90
Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions. It’s a high concept action movie blowout as we tackle Rutger Hauer sci-fi prison flick Wedlock and Tom Cruise’s turn as Jack Reacher . PLUS: New furniture, Groundhog Day , the sweariest line in movie history, aeroplane larceny, costume hilarity, cop car chat, Rutger Hauer’s frisky hands, action movie scoring, the difficulties of the superstar ego, Danny Aiello, House of Pain, car kleptomania, Hugh Jackman, listener correspondence, car...
Feb 28, 2014•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 89