On this episode of Have Kids, They Said , Rich and Nicole share some hilarious stories about those cringe-worthy moments when our parents embarrassed us—and let’s be real, when we’ve embarrassed our own kids! Rich spills the details on a very memorable story involving his dad’s underwear (you don’t want to miss this one!). Rich’s daughter, Emmy, gets a special message from softball legend Jennie Finch—talk about a moment to remember! The Minecraft movie is a big hit, and the duo chats about why ...
Apr 08, 2025•41 min•Ep. 285
This week on Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole are back with a fun mix of parenting highs and lows. They discuss how to encourage kids in sports without turning them into mini-professionals and whether cursing in front of your kids should be encouraged. Plus, the two wonder who is cleaning their doors at home, with Matt chiming in. And, of course, Rich shares the chaos of his family day at Disneyland. Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and some chill parenting talk! Have Kids, They Said....
Apr 03, 2025•42 min•Ep. 284
In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into some classic April Fool's jokes they played on each other. They also debut a brand-new HKTS game: Parenting Roulette, where they want you to chime in with some entries. Rich takes a unique approach to describing the Yankees' new torpedo bats—spoiler: it’s peak Rich. The hosts also put their spin on The Match Game. What is Jessica Simpson drinking?! Rich and Nicole discuss in disbelief. And, of course, they wrap up with a love let...
Apr 01, 2025•41 min•Ep. 283
In today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss the wild world of intense travel sports for kids, sharing their thoughts on how overwhelming the schedules and expectations can be. They dive into Rich's son's growing obsession with Pokémon and how it makes Rich feel inadequate. While Nicole's kids are calling out her 'mom-behavior'. The duo also tackles the tricky situation when your kids struggle with their friendships, and they reveal surprising songs that you definitely can't have your kids sing i...
Mar 27, 2025•43 min•Ep. 282
In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole are by themselves! They discuss the fine line between honesty and oversharing with your spouse and kids – when is it okay to tell the truth, and when should you keep things to yourself? Meanwhile, Rich can’t help but notice that mooning seems to be making a comeback, and Matt chimes in to share his thoughts on this rebellious trend. The conversation then shifts to the legacy of George Foreman and his iconic grill. Rich and Nicole also explore the decision of p...
Mar 25, 2025•41 min•Ep. 281
In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole have a sad announcement to make. But fear not, for there are many funny and lighthearted updates to share in the aftermath: As Rich enters his juice cleanse era, he is asking that the Village Bitches please refrain from [playfully] fat-shaming him any longer. Meanwhile, Nicole is displeased with both of her kids: her daughter Parker uttered the words “nipple piercings” out loud on the train, while her son Keegan decided to pee in a bucket during a visit with a...
Mar 20, 2025•32 min•Ep. 280
In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole break down all the epic fails Rich witnessed while vacationing in Cabo during Spring Break. Plus, he returns home rocking some of the wildest headbands, shares his latest List of the Week , and kicks off his juicing journey. The duo also tackle a burning question following the astronauts’ return—can you really have sex in outer space? They dive into the drama surrounding the Snow White Live feature, celebrate the anniversary of Final Destination , and answer y...
Mar 18, 2025•41 min•Ep. 279
In today’s episode, The Ryans are back and raunchier than ever! While Matt is exhausted after a week spent searching New York City for his lost phone, jacket, and scooter, Nicole is perplexed by the mysterious parent who shows up at their kids’ bus stop dressed like a ninja. Later, they mull over the pros and cons of city life while contemplating a future move to the suburbs. In a relatable yet mortifying pivot, Matt and Nicole jokingly reflect on their teenage masturbation habits, particularly ...
Mar 13, 2025•39 min•Ep. 278
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich take a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the birth of this podcast, their own battles with COVID, and the day Rich said goodbye to New York. The TV Dad Face-Off heats up as Bandit from Bluey goes head-to-head with Phil Dunphy from Modern Family . Plus, Nicole needs your advice—her daughter Parker is struggling with insomnia. They also tackle the ultimate Disneyland survival guide, a listener’s bold plan to meet Rich in Mexico, and one mom’s face-to-face sho...
Mar 11, 2025•50 min•Ep. 277
In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole share the top 5 signs that nothing’s going to be happening in the bedroom tonight, from Rich’s wife Sarah wearing headache hats (if you don’t know what those are, don’t worry; Nicole doesn't either) to a simple but rare “No, not tonight,” from Nicole’s husband, Matt. Later in the ‘What We Hate’ segment, Rich is understandably sad about his dog getting older, which is why Nicole cheers him up by sharing more about her recent experience in Las Vegas, including a...
Mar 06, 2025•40 min•Ep. 276
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich chat about Nicole’s recent trip to Vegas with her other show, The Morning Mashup , her newfound love for Thunder Down Under , rugby players, and her disdain for tardy people. They also share the "List of the Week" and bring back the TV Dads Faceoff, this time pitting Archie Bunker from All in the Family against Red Forman from That '70s Show ! Who gets your vote? Lastly, they tackle their own parenting questions bringing in Matt, Nicole's husband, and weigh in...
Mar 04, 2025•48 min•Ep. 275
In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole clash over Nicole's strong reluctance to ever move to Los Angeles. She’s feeling the strain of her kids’ jam-packed sports schedules—especially now that her son Keegan has been invited to try out for AAU Basketball. Meanwhile, Rich shares a laugh-out-loud moment when he dressed up as an ice cube to coach Emmy's team, the Teal Ice Crushers, hilariously turning himself into a human piñata for the kids. He also raves about a heartwarming new show on Disney Plus c...
Feb 27, 2025•29 min•Ep. 274
In today’s episode Rich is stepping into his calling, coaching little league teams. while Nicole shares the warm fuzzies she gets from spreading a little kindness, thanks to Rich’s sweet reminder that a simple compliment can work wonders. They dive into the Yankees finally loosening up with a new beard policy, give a shoutout to Ignacio Anaya for blessing the world with nachos, and stir up some fun with another round of TV Dad Face Off: Herman Munster (The Munsters) vs. Jack Pearson (This Is Us)...
Feb 25, 2025•37 min•Ep. 273
On today’s special episode of Have Kids They Said…, the Ryan's are taking over! Nicole welcomes her husband, Matt Ryan to the pod and the two discuss Matt's mother's issue throwing out food, Matt crying after Dance Mom's, and they find themselves answering the age-old question, "do you have to brush your pubic hair?". Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow ...
Feb 20, 2025•42 min•Ep. 272
On today’s special episode of Have Kids, They Said… , The Davises are taking over! Rich and Sara get real about the struggles of being those parents—the ones with the crying or misbehaving kids at Little League games. Rich spices things up with a bold, slightly sexy business pitch inspired by Sara’s newfound love of smoking meats. The two also dive into some hilarious "Would You Rather" questions. Finally, Rich can’t help but wonder—will Nicole and Matt play along or turn it into one of their si...
Feb 18, 2025•36 min•Ep. 271
On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive into a big question—would you rather look younger but worse or older and better? Shoutout to @jesseblockton on TikTok for this hilarious gem! Rich realized that he and Sara are total suckers because their kids keep outsmarting them into staying up late, leaving them exhausted and cranky every morning. Meanwhile, Nicole’s daughter Parker gives us the inside scoop on how her dad, Matt, wakes them up every day… and let’s just say, it’s absolute chaos! Also, ...
Feb 13, 2025•46 min•Ep. 270
In today’s episode, some flies are getting frisky at Rich’s house—some might say they’re fumbling toward ecstasy. Rich recaps his trip to New Orleans, covering all the action leading up to Super Bowl weekend. Nicole and Rich go head-to-head in another round of Battle of the TV Dads , featuring Carl Winslow ( Family Matters ) vs. Dan Conner ( Roseanne. ) They also tackle listener questions on handling concerns over sleepovers, calming kids without shaming them when they act out, and finding the r...
Feb 11, 2025•46 min•Ep. 269
On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich welcome a very special guest—Nicole’s husband, Matt—for a deep dive into the oh-so-serious topic of edging. Rich shares the moment he walked into the iconic Superdome in New Orleans, where the Super Bowl is just around the corner. But being away from home isn’t all glitz and game-day excitement—he gets real about the guilt of FaceTiming his kids at all the wrong times. Meanwhile, Nicole opens up about her daughter’s tough experience with schoolyard bullying an...
Feb 06, 2025•43 min•Ep. 268
On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by Rich’s wife, Sara, with everyone tuning in from three different time zones. Nicole shares a shocking story about the worst thing that could happen to someone—her Hell’s Kitchen aesthetician was arrested for illegally injecting counterfeit Botox into unsuspecting victims. In a surprise segment, Rich’s parents and Nicole’s mom drop by to weigh in on whether they know who Kendrick Lamar is and if he’s the right pick for this weekend’s Super Bowl hal...
Feb 04, 2025•46 min•Ep. 267
On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are overjoyed knowing that a small segment about Keegan’s Croc game saved Rich’s daughter, Emmy, from a full-blown tantrum. With sports in full swing, they’ve both been caught up in the chaos. Now, they need your help—Rich got roped into running Emmy’s softball team and needs a name for it! Plus, Nicole isn’t thrilled and is feeling heated about the tension between Matt and Keegan at Keegan’s basketball games. Listeners, would you come to Vegas for a live reco...
Jan 30, 2025•42 min•Ep. 266
On today’s episode, Rich shares the story of his first-ever colonoscopy, which somehow had a less emotional impact than the TV show Shrinking , which left him crying in a corner. Meanwhile, Nicole enlisted her son Keegan to convince her husband Matt to schedule his own colonoscopy. Rich also revealed that even after 15 years together, he and his wife Sara still have a strict no-fart sharing policy. Nicole and Jess take the opportunity to remind Rich he’s gross—just the motivation he needs for hi...
Jan 28, 2025•35 min•Ep. 265
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are coming in hot roasting Nicole’s husband Matt for not getting a timely colonoscopy, perhaps because Rich was hungry and irritable fasting for his colonoscopy this week. Nicole and Rich skim over politics and (cannot emphasize this enough) are NOT talking about politics. Nicole is exhausted from dealing with sick kids and navigating a breakup with her dentist's office, while Rich experienced the joys (and challenges) of single parenting recently. Plus, we ge...
Jan 23, 2025•45 min•Ep. 264
Nicole is shaking things up again this Tuesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-hosting Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that is exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into their first episode of Satisfying for 2025, and Nicole is furious at Sam for exposing her medical business on air. Sam and Nicole get into their holidays and talk about the movies Wicked and Nosferatu. Have Kids, They Said... is a...
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 4 min
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich gush over vintage vacation destination outfits, the Madonna Inn, and Rich’s strong dislike of horseback riding. Nicole opens up about a jaw-dropping observation her daughter made about her dad, Matt, that hit home for her. The duo also dives into their frustration with the lack of empathy they’ve seen toward celebrities impacted by the fires. Nicole shares the chaos of a lice outbreak at Parker’s school, while Sarah and Rich recount their hilarious antics trol...
Jan 16, 2025•39 min•Ep. 263
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich catch you up on what’s been happening with Rich and producer Jess in Los Angeles following the fires. Adding humor to your day, they dive into what couples share (and what might be too much to share). Highlights include Rich’s wife Sarah hilariously revealing she thinks she only has one stinky armpit, Jess recounting her first fire-surviving experience, and Nicole sharing a game-changing deodorant hack for women. Rich also reveals his “smooth balls” shaving re...
Jan 14, 2025•45 min•Ep. 262
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich share their love for the movie Love Actually . Nicole hilariously reflects on the raunchy scenes she forgot about, which nearly traumatized her kids. Meanwhile, Rich opened up about his mother-in-law, fully embracing her "Karen" era. Nicole and Matt tease their daughter about her trendy outfit, which hilariously resembles Rocky Balboa’s baggy workout gear, and Rich goes on a spirited rant about today’s youth fashion, urging kids to show a little pride in their...
Jan 09, 2025•45 min•Ep. 261
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich embrace the new year and their "new year, new me" attitude. Rich is determined to get shredded this year and has hilariously recruited Nicole and the "village bitches" to keep him accountable with some lighthearted fat-shaming. On a more serious note, he’s also asking for hugs and good vibes as he gears up for a colonoscopy in a few weeks. The duo also tackles The Kellogg’s Kelce Mix Cereal, earning a thumbs-up from Nicole’s son, Keegan! And, in another exciti...
Jan 07, 2025•37 min•Ep. 260
Nicole kicks off the New Year with Zack Attack, declaring, “New Year, new us, Village B*tches!” But let’s face it—where are the flying cars? Turns out, all those ’80s movies got it completely wrong. As the holiday season winds down, Rich and Nicole reminisce about pre-kid hangovers—and the one common thread in all their stories? Pee. The duo dives into the brutal realities of recovering from a night of drinking and dissect the strange phenomenon of how different alcohols seem to bring out entire...
Jan 02, 2025•29 min•Ep. 259
Happy New Year’s Eve, listeners! We hope you’re enjoying the final day of the year. Nicole and Rich are throwing caution to the wind—forgetting diets, ignoring sleep schedules, and unloading all their trauma in today’s episode. Nicole shares the story of her first on-stage smooch, which leads Rich to ask an audacious question: would she ever do a faceless OnlyFans with her husband, Matt Ryan? You’ll have to tune in to hear her answer. Rich gets vulnerable, recounting an embarrassing story from h...
Dec 31, 2024•37 min•Ep. 258
Welcome to a special Christmas and Hanukkah episode of Have Kids They Said ! Nicole and Rich dive into holiday cheer as they chat about Christmas songs, Rich’s love for living on the edge, and how Mariah Carey’s rendition of O Holy Night never fails to bring Nicole to tears. Rich sings the praises of classic Jewish dishes like kugel, latkes, brisket, and a unique apple kugel. Meanwhile, Nicole reveals her husband Matt Ryan’s favorite tearjerker Christmas song, John Lennon’s Happy Xmas (War is Ov...
Dec 26, 2024•38 min•Ep. 257
