Happy holidays! Just like Nicole crushing it in spin class, we’re not taking a break. Her spin class substitute caught her vibing during a session and gave her some well-deserved praise. Despite the stereotype, sweaty gym-goers aren’t exactly sexy—but Rich and Covino were sleeveless at SoulCycle, looking like the cutest cycling duo ever. Rich posed an interesting question: Does Lance Armstrong deserve a pass for cheating, considering he raised millions for cancer research? Meanwhile, Nicole has ...
Dec 24, 2024•43 min•Ep. 256
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive headfirst into the chaos of "sexophrenia," as Rich gives us a peek into his too-sexy wild imagination. Nicole’s husband swings by to drop some linguistic wisdom, introducing everyone to the word trollop (you’re welcome). The duo then gets serious-ish, chatting about the importance of mental health while airing their parental worries about their boys individually. Rich shares how his kids pulled off a holiday prank masterclass on him, leaving him both prou...
Dec 19, 2024•44 min•Ep. 255
Nicole is shaking things up again this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-host Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that’s exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into some lighthearted topics, including the Vanderpump recast, comparisons to pro wrestling, Sam marching in a parade, Drake's lawsuit, Nicole's husband's Mid-Life Crisis, and more! Tune in for a perfect dose of satisfying conversation!...
Dec 18, 2024•1 hr 4 min
In today's episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by the incomparable and hilarious Alyce Chan (MOMCOMNYC) as they tackle some of parenting's toughest questions: Who’s your favorite kid? Where do you draw the line on conversation topics with other parents? And should you really invest in Bitcoin for your kid’s college fund? In last week's TV Dad Face-Off , Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) took down Peter Griffin (Family Guy). This week, Johnny Rose ( Schitt’s Creek ) goes head-to-head with Jack Pearson...
Dec 17, 2024•44 min•Ep. 254
Nicole, Rich, and producer Jess had an epiphany realizing that they would starve if their partners weren't in their lives. Rich is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s latest holiday romantic comedy and Nicole couldn't care less. Today's "What We Hate” got pretty serious, Nicole was upset and Rich advised on some tough love parenting. Rich was livid to witness his daughter becoming a little too sassy with her baby brother. How do you deal with your kids struggling with perfectionism, listeners we want ...
Dec 12, 2024•35 min•Ep. 253
Nicole and Rich are back, diving into conversations about skincare and those pesky wrinkles we all dread. They’re on a mission: who’s Gwen Stefani’s doctor? Who’s Lindsay Lohan’s go-to? They need names! As they chat, they reminisce about life before technology—back before you always knew who was calling and before being able to choose your exact seat at the movie theater. This week on TV Dad Face-Off , it’s Peter Griffin versus Homer Simpson. Who’s the ultimate dad? With the holidays just around...
Dec 10, 2024•36 min•Ep. 252
Nicole and Rich wrap up your week, exhausted by Elf on the Shelf and the added challenge of keeping the Santa myth alive. Their advice for parents participating in Elf on the Shelf ? Use your worst penmanship to keep the magic going! Do the holidays bring out the most awkward conversations with your kids? Nicole experienced it firsthand during last weekend’s road trip with her children. Their curious questions included: What do clouds taste like? What’s cremation? and Can you smile at someone an...
Dec 05, 2024•35 min•Ep. 251
Nicole and Rich are back, sharing their Thanksgiving adventures, from Broadway’s Wicked to a rogue Christmas tree that nearly made a break for it. Plus, Emmy (aka Rich’s daughter) might be ready for her first ear piercing—cue the sentimental dad moment! Our TV Dad Face Off returns with Frank Costanza ( Seinfeld ) taking on Al Bundy ( Married... with Children ) in a battle of the ultimate sitcom dads. Who will win? You’ll have to listen to find out. And of course, Nicole and Rich tackle your burn...
Dec 03, 2024•40 min•Ep. 250
Nicole and Rich are feeling extra thankful today—for you and your incredible support! 🦃 In this festive episode, they dive into a fun-filled feast of stories: the infamous Blizzard of '93, family drama, a 7-Eleven Thanksgiving dinner, and the hilarious consequences of being a little too high at the family table. Rich reveals his mouthwatering Thanksgiving Bombs recipe (think: Pillsbury rolls stuffed with turkey, stuffing, green beans, and more!) while Nicole spices things up with a hilarious To...
Nov 28, 2024•21 min•Ep. 249
This week, Rich’s baby Ben adorably tries to host the podcast while the kids are home from school. Nicole recaps her favorite Dave Matthews concert moments, while Rich shares his love for Billy Joel. The duo chat safety tips for frying all the bird this Turkey Day and gushes over Wicked’s opening weekend, Waffle House, and southern gal charm. In this week’s TV Dad Face-Off, it’s Carl Winslow ( Family Matters ) vs. Hal Wilkerson ( Malcolm in the Middle ). It’s time to cast your votes, Village B*t...
Nov 26, 2024•41 min•Ep. 248
Nicole and Rich are here to wrap up your week with one of their most entertaining and off-the-wall episodes yet! A late-night recording session sets the stage for some hilarious highlights, including Rich's most outrageous strip club story to date, the unforgettable "Stink of 1858," and a laugh-out-loud moment featuring Nicole’s son, Keegan, and his iconic Al Bundy pose, hand in pants, while learning in class. While Halloween is behind us and Thanksgiving is fast approaching, Rich shares the swe...
Nov 21, 2024•42 min•Ep. 247
Rich just returned from Miami after six days away from his family, and we get to share the heartwarming moment his kids welcome him back. Fun fact: Rich managed to sleep on the flight home—something he’s never done before! While Rich raves about Miami and could imagine living there, Nicole isn’t a fan of the heat. They dive into vacation dynamics, including the common pressure for "sexy time" when traveling without kids. In round three of the TV Dad Face-Off , it’s Uncle Phil ( The Fresh Prince ...
Nov 19, 2024•35 min•Ep. 246
Nicole and Rich are back to close out your week with the “Fyre Festival” of Fay Balls. Rich recounts his night out with his wife, Sarah, dressed to the nines—complete with elf ears. He also shared a list of overused phrases that he feels should be retired, leaving Nicole feeling personally attacked. She’s not quite ready to let go of favorites like “so that happened,” “I did a thing,” and “all of the feels.” Nicole then shared the wild story of her girlfriend’s airport run-in with security drug ...
Nov 14, 2024•37 min•Ep. 245
Nicole is shaking things up this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside cohost Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying , a weekly podcast that’s exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into some lighthearted topics, including the world's worst statue, Halloween plans, the iconic Costco Guys, and a little Tonight Show chatter. Tune in for a perfect dose of satisfying conversation! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network...
Nov 13, 2024•1 hr 5 min
This week, Rich and Nicole are back and share a wild mix of stories, including a father who ended up walking no one down the aisle, forgetting his daughter at the altar, and Jeff Lewis insisting that Rich and Covino are secretly in love. Nicole also drops the surprising news that she's only had Taco Bell once! In this week’s TV Dad Face-Off, Danny Tanner from Full House takes on Phil Dunphy from Modern Family, leaving Nicole and Rich stumped and desperately seeking more votes from the Village B*...
Nov 12, 2024•35 min•Ep. 244
Nicole and Rich wrap up your week with the best "Top That" stories, guaranteed to make you laugh heartily at relatable moments, such as nude encounters in the locker room or sitting too close to a person you know farting in public. Nicole reminded us to advocate for ourselves; if the masseuse is cooking you because your massage bed is too hot, say something. If your name is Lyndsey and not Ryndey, say something. Rich went swimming for compliments and came out dry, but at least he was able to rem...
Nov 07, 2024•33 min•Ep. 243
Rich and Nicole are back this week and welcome guest Brittany Leigh Ball onto the podcast. The group discussed Rich's list of the week, including the loss of Peanut the squirrel, No-Nut November, and why it is important to acknowledge the little things a partner does for you in a relationship. Nicole and Brittany discussed their son's friendship and their nickname, The God Squad. Producer Jess presented a new segment called TV Dad's Face Off, putting Tony Soprano and Bandit from Bluey head-to-he...
Nov 05, 2024•42 min•Ep. 242
Nicole and Rich are keeping things spooky for Halloween today. Rich haunted us by saying that reading was only for women, Nicole’s son Keegan put his pants on backwards twice, and his teacher informed Nicole that Keegan is unorganized, like her. Frighteningly, Rich broke his daughter’s trust while cutting her nails and now owes her a shopping spree. Nicole shares her spooky story of arriving at a Morning Mash Up recording an hour early, all due to the haunting of daughter Parker’s cornet. Have K...
Oct 31, 2024•35 min•Ep. 241
Rich and Nicole are back this week and have some spooky answers to your questions. Rich shared with us how his kids expect a new costume for every spooky event they attend and updated us on his wife's Sarah's Trunk or Treat Slime creation. Rich and Sarah are waiting to hear back if she slayed the competition. Nicole provided insightful responses to listeners, addressing topics such as: Am I a bad parent? How long should your kids sleep in your bed, and who should watch my kids if they are sick o...
Oct 29, 2024•35 min•Ep. 240
Nicole and Rich are back this week with main character Taylor Swift energy. Nicole shared her magical experience with daughter Parker at the Taylor Swift concert this past weekend and the tears that were had. They confirm our official podcast listeners' name from a 74 percent voter sweep on Instagram. Rich wasn’t sold and called fake news on these poll results, but make sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok anyway! In another meld episode, Rich shared his list of the week, and Nicole wowed w...
Oct 24, 2024•46 min•Ep. 239
Rich is back with a very special co-host, Matt Ryan! Nicole couldn't make this episode, so her husband Matt stepped up to the plate. The fellas talk travel, Halloween with the Ryan family, and without a doubt the mayhem in the baseball world. Rich and Matt reminisced on the Mets game they attended together last week, poser Dodger fans, and ring up Rich's lovely wife Sarah to intervene on her current obsession, decorating for Trunk or Treat. Sarah is on a Trunk or Treat path of revenge; she will ...
Oct 22, 2024•34 min•Ep. 238
This week Nicole and Rich are back, and Nicole shares with everyone how the couple's trip went, that Rich was supposed to buy airplane tickets for many moons ago. Listeners, brace yourselves because today's episode is a FULL hybrid episode. You can say this is a mashup episode of its own. As baseball season rapidly heats up, Rich is headed to New York to catch the Mets games and surf on Nicole's couch. Nicole and Rich want to know, as Halloween approaches, which candy are you stealing from your ...
Oct 17, 2024•42 min•Ep. 237
We’re back with Nicole and Rich, and they have a PSA: If you’re a teacher, don’t make kids feel afraid to ask to use the restroom. Nicole is still apologizing to her ex-childhood friend Mary Beth for splashing pee all over her. Rich hates that his daughter Emmy is no longer into rainbows, unicorns, and Bluey because she just wants to be sassy! The saga of Nicole’s son Keegan continued this week, and the chaos that ensued did not disappoint. Laughing gas, a sweaty Nicole, and an over communicativ...
Oct 10, 2024•37 min•Ep. 236
This week Nicole and Rich asked themselves, ‘Is Candy Corn a perverted candy?’. Rich shared with Nicole how he’s celebrating his 45th birthday by booking an appointment for a colonoscopy. Nicole and Rich question whether or not you have to go to every event your kid has and help a mother figure out how to act when she thinks her kid is ugly. Nicole is worried her son Keegan is becoming a pathological liar, and they discuss how to handle a kid who can’t stop lying. Have Kids, They Said... is a Si...
Oct 08, 2024•36 min•Ep. 235
Nicole and Rich ask themselves, at what age do you stop picking your kids boogers? Rich wants the fan listener name to be the MTC (Mid-thrust Club), but Nicole isn't sold. She is giving all of you, listeners, until next week to lock in your Have Kids They Said.. fan name. Nicole's son, Keagan, AKA Baby Bruno, is sick, leading to a barf sesh all over Nicole and Matty's fresh linens. In December, Rich is volunteering to be in the school's lion mascot costume, and he can't wait to shine! He might b...
Oct 03, 2024•31 min•Ep. 234
Nicole’s daughter Parker has taken on the Cornet, just in time for cold winters in their New York City apartment. Rich brought a special guest to today's episode—not just his lovely wife Sarah, but the Mets baseball game on his cellphone. Nicole’s husband, Matty, helped answer a listener's question on what to do when one has a narcissistic mother-in-law and nude friendly family members. Sarah reveals her stance on Rich's prompt from last week asking if it is cheating to have an orgasm by being d...
Oct 01, 2024•38 min•Ep. 233
Rich and Nicole’s separate households are starting to look like sports bars, as the husbands migrate all their TVs into the living room for football Sundays. Nicole, Rich, and producer Jess are upset at Henry Ford for cementing the 8-hour workday and 5-day workweek on September 25th, 1926. They listen to a moment with pop songstress Katy Perry and how life has brought her to motherhood singing Bluey songs and loving her little family with daughter Daisy and husband Orlando Bloom. Nicole reads so...
Sep 26, 2024•43 min•Ep. 232
Nicole and Rich have a PSA for all of you parents out there: don't be the last one to pick up your kids from school; it's not cool. Rich's daughter Emmy finally lost her first tooth, and if the "Tooth Fairy" was just little more inebriated, she might've given Emmy $100. The aftermath of the Diddy scandal has sent Nicole and Rich down a baby oil spiral. Also, what do you do when your child has friends that are twins? A listener questions if you have to invite both of them to your child's birthday...
Sep 24, 2024•42 min•Ep. 231
Rich and Nicole go over possible fan name submissions; will you be the B*tches, Villagers, or The Haves? We appreciate the submissions and keep them coming. Nicole hated how her husband Matt approached disciplining their son Keegan over a low test grade. Rich proposes to Nicole, producer Jess, and all of you, that we should record a live show at the SiriusXM Las Vegas. Should we? As a parent, what would you do if you were being intimate with your partner and all of a sudden your child called out...
Sep 19, 2024•38 min•Ep. 230
Nicole and Rich are starting your week strong with scorching hot tea from special guest Mark Zito from the podcast, This Is Happening. Today's episode quickly became a Jerry Springer show because Rich still hasn't bought his vacation flight tickets. Ryze Mushroom Instagram ads have influenced Rich, and he'll report back if the coffee is a hit or miss. Nicole advises Rich to get off the podcast recording immediately, to call his daughter Emmy's school after Rich shares her latest interaction with...
Sep 17, 2024•35 min•Ep. 229
