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Have Kids, They Said…

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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
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Episodes

I knowuhhhh w/ Halsey

Rich and Nicole are back with special guest, singer, songwriter, and actress, Halsey. Halsey shares her journey as a first-time mom, what it is like to tour with her son, and playing with Legos. Nicole asks her son Keegan about his out-of-this-world birthday wishlist. Rich hates that his kids are starting to tell him that he doesn’t know anything about music, Taylor Swift, or anything really, and Rich needs people to have a respectable foot game in an airplane; just keep them covered and off of ...

Sep 12, 202436 minEp. 228

Own Your Pep Nips

Nicole is probably still shaking from the trauma she endured on her son Keegan's birthday yesterday. She needs a hug from all of you ASAP! Today gets emotional as Rich and Nicole take a beat to reflect on their parenting style. Never fear, we keep up the cheer with chats about the Miami Dolphins, the California heat, J.D. Vance's Nips, Rich's high school girlfriend's manifestation of his career in broadcasting, and so much more! Plus, listener, what would you like to be called? We want to know! ...

Sep 10, 202435 minEp. 227

Heard, Helped, Held or Humped

Summer is over and Rich & Nicole have SO much to catch up on and share with you! Rich engages his ‘Rules are for Fools’ mantra especially when it comes his kids, while Nicole sees a little rule bending is more for a well rounded teenager. Nicole has a close call on vacation with her honest child - the truthteller Keegan - and you’ll find out who wants to be heard, helped or held and who definitely does NOT want their problems solved by humping away. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Netw...

Sep 05, 202453 minEp. 226

CrossFit Jesus

Rich and Nicole think Jesus must've been HOT and wonder if he had a successful carpentry brand. Speaking of Jesus, what do you do as parents when your spiritual values differ? Matt and Nicole found out in public and in a pool. Rich has some negative thoughts about 20-year-olds and feels elevated for being turned on by well-supplied moms. If you have bandaids, play-doh, sticky notes, hair clips, and snacks, YOU are now the snack! Nicole unlocked a Keegan core memory in Top That, and Rich is devas...

Aug 29, 202431 minEp. 225

Podcast Bone*

Nicole and Rich are back this week. LET'S GO! Hawk Tuah Girl is also back but has been caught in a lie. Nicole and Rich fangirl over Costco and Kirkland and the worthwhile struggle it is to shop there while living in New York. Nicole wants to be besties with Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy but feels conflicted about it. They dissect studies on which professions cheat the most in their relationships and what to do the moment another school mom aggressively renames your child. It's spicy! Have Kid...

Aug 27, 202433 minEp. 224

How’s Your Bottom?

Rich and Nicole have the case of the Mondays on a Thursday. Someone get these adult kids a drink! Oscar De La Hoya’s latest banana hammock look reminded Rich of De La Hoya’s fishnet look that he wore for a Halloween party years ago. This was the same Halloween party he and Nicole made-out with the same person. Nicole coined the term Manties: panties for men—but on a more serious note, Nicole's whole household is sick, and ZICAM is saving the day! Please sponsor us! Lastly, parents, when do you t...

Aug 22, 202445 minEp. 223

You’re Not Ugly, You’re Just Poor

Nicole is stressed, and Rich is chilling while they reminisce and blush over Saved by the Bell. Together, they salivate over handsome actors over 50: Rob Lowe, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, John Stamos, Idris Elba, Josh Brolin, and more! Rich advises all the parents to open a 529 plan for their kids, and just in case you don't know what that is, a 529 plan is a tax-advantaged savings account designed to be used for the beneficiary's education expenses. We get into Raygun, Snoop Dogg Skechers, and naggy g...

Aug 20, 202436 minEp. 222

F***ing Coward

Rich and Nicole get emotional today with Rich’s lovely wife, Sarahhh… But not before covering the story of a fitness girl who brought her Tupperware to a first date. Together, Rich and Nicole take us down memory lane, reminiscing on the different people they’ve dated and breaking down an etiquette list for parents to teach their kids. Sarah gets vulnerable with us and teaches us a lesson on the real meaning of self-care. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan a...

Aug 15, 202443 minEp. 221

How To Raise A Citizen w/ Lindsey Cormack

Nicole and Rich invite the very thoughtful Lindsey Cormack onto the podcast today and discuss the importance of being able to have difficult conversations with your kids. Lindsey Cormack's book, How to Raise a Citizen (And Why It's Up to You to Do It), speaks directly to an America in which civic knowledge is alarmingly sparse and many people dread politics. Nicole and Rich might dread talking about this topic with their kids, but Lindsey proposes they shouldn't have to. This book is a tool for ...

Aug 13, 202432 minEp. 220

Sliving

Rich and Nicole are winning, saying wazzup and welcoming the new Hawk Tuah girl, Buffet Bae. Sorry, not sorry, we are still obsessed with Snoop Dogg and his role in the Olympics. On a funnier yet more serious note, Nicole shares what Matt told her one night after the kids went to bed, and what he said was so spicy! You'll just have to listen. Rich is worried that his wife, Sarah, is refusing to lie to their kids or omitting the truth. They become privy to the latest slang word, combining slay an...

Aug 08, 202438 minEp. 219

D**kqualified

Nicole and Rich are feeling shiny, not in the Rihanna shine bright like a diamond way, but more in the sweaty, shiny-looking way that Hailey Bieber is encouraging the masses to look like. Together, they marvel at nose jobs on social media and how they seem to be heightening people’s human experience. Like the rest of the world, Nicole and Rich are impressed by French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati and can agree that he took an L at the Olympics, but obtained a W in life! They answer questions fro...

Aug 06, 202433 minEp. 218

You Got the Woozy Tunas

Rich and Nicole are back this week, with round 2 coming up. Rich shares that his wife, Sarah, and he went out to eat AYCE (all you can eat) sushi, and while Sarah was able to house a lumberjack-sized portion of sushi, Rich was getting woozy here! Nicole might have the funniest "Top That" moment in the history of this podcast, but Rich wants her to under promise and overdeliver. Together, they dig into the trending Trad Wives, Keegan and Hydrocortisone, and a haunted Uber ride. Have Kids, They Sa...

Aug 01, 202436 minEp. 217

THE BOWL SCROLL

Nicole and Rich wonder if you have ever bumped into a celebrity and if they have ever made you feel like you’ve made their day. Rich shares a little about his experience while stopping by Mort’s in Tarzana, CA. Nicole adds to Rich’s list of the week as she gushes over the Olympics this year. We discuss Snoop Dogg, the many Olympians sharing a single bathroom in their housing, and Rich’s overall spicy take on the Olympics. Together, they answer one parent's plea for help as her daughter develops ...

Jul 30, 202435 minEp. 216

We Promised, We Delivered Joe Gatto

Rich and Nicole welcome the very hilarious and delightful Joe Gatto (Comedian, Actor, Impractical Jokers) back on the show! While catching up with Joe, we chatted about his fun new book available for presale called Where’s Bearry?, co-created with his kids! We dig into his stand-up comedy tour kicking off next month and answer your fan questions for Joe, Nicole, and Rich! Just like in Where’s Bearry?, without spoilers, we learn a little more about how to cope! Pre Order your copy of Where’s Bear...

Jul 25, 202441 minEp. 215

Jerkage

Nicole and Rich reminisce on past relationships, connecting how we all pretend to be interested in something like Gin and Tonic, The Grateful Dead, or certain TV shows, knowing very well that it is a lie. The two shared the time their families spent together while Rich was back in New York last week, and yes, it involved shrooms and a glass shard in Rich's drink. Nicole's "hate that" moment this week involves a text message she received last night that is completely bonkers. Rich lays down a lis...

Jul 23, 202444 minEp. 214

Consequences and Repercussions w/ Stanley T

Nicole and Rich are back in the studio for a very special Have Kids, They Said... episode! Nicole sets the record straight, triple-checks the facts with the help of listeners, and gets to the bottom of Bill Nance, the famous fisherman, and Jim Nantz, the famous American sportscaster. Some might say that Rich is dealing with the consequences of his choices by going on the longest road trip ever with his babies and can’t understand why they aren’t always in the best of moods. Stanley T. from the M...

Jul 18, 202435 minEp. 213

Guess Who’s Back, Matty’s Back!

Rich is still on vacation and on a side quest to get to New York to visit Nicole; meanwhile, “Evil Rich Davis” is co-hosting today, aka Nicole’s husband Matty Ryan. Matt shares how the kids and he cried about having to leave their family vacation and the Outer Banks, while Nicole seemed pretty okay with it. Together, they go through Nicole’s list of the week, answer listener fan questions on pet peeves, and share the origins of their love story. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podc...

Jul 16, 202438 minEp. 212

Jim Nantz the Fisherman?

Hello friends, Nicole and Rich are still on the road, but never fear; the podcast is here! Nicole might not know who Jim Nantz is, but at least she doesn't get the nervous farts from indecisive food ordering like Rich. Together they dive into witnessing how other parents discipline their children, irrational tantrums, passenger princesses and what they hate: is it Matty or Daddy? Nicole shares the wildest "Top That" story she has ever experienced! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Po...

Jul 11, 202438 minEp. 211

Cover Your Pubic Mound

Nicole & Rich are on the road this week and absolutely not out of pocket (whatever that means!) with plenty of beachy, ice cream and vacation vibes. Nicole witnessed the best fireworks ever in the history of the world, while Rich reveals the worst thing you can think about when you’re at the water park this summer. We also hear your parenting questions about wedding invitation etiquette, riptides at the beach and what are your kids pressuring you for!? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM N...

Jul 09, 202436 minEp. 210

Rich and The Babies

Nicole and Rich are off this week on holiday! In the meantime, Rich, Sarah, and the babies have road trip stories to share, question if you can use the phrase crybaby, and dabble in road trip snacks! From HKTS, we want to wish you a happy Independence Day! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupn...

Jul 02, 20246 minEp. 209

In His Nipple Era

The Hawk Tuah girl reigns supreme this week and has Nicole questioning what her technique is truly used for. As the heat rages on, the team reminisces on ice cream truck goodies such as the Wrestling Ice Cream Sandwiches, Blue Bunny Tweety Bird Ice Cream Bars, and Otter Pops. Rich introduces us to pebbling and a new game called Bullshit or Beautiful, and spoiler alert: Nicole is thrilled! Together, they examine an experiment of a couple who said yes to their kids all day. Have Kids, They Said......

Jun 27, 202443 minEp. 208

HAND JOB SPECIALIST

It is officially summertime and Nicole and Rich are glowing! This heat has proven to us that there are some comforts worth paying for, like that enormous electric bill for a cool cool AC. Justin Timberlake was pulled over and identified as the Trolls movie star and Nicole could not get past it! Rich asks what some non-negotiables in a partner are and while he doesn’t care for someone who asks their family for everything, Nicole won’t date a sober bro. And Nicole was today years old when Rich tau...

Jun 25, 202433 minEp. 207

Not The Balls That I Like…

Rich is trying to look trim and is wondering, can he get shmexy within 2 weeks? After realizing that sex and work are the same thing because all people want afterwards is positive reinforcement, we wonder does it even count if no one validates us? Nicole is officially at war with silly black putty like most parents. Nicole and Rich bond over their love for packed schedules this summer, keeping their word, and gifts that turned out accidental goofs! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network P...

Jun 20, 202436 minEp. 206

Eat My A$$ for Thinking That

Inside Out 2 is crushing it at the box office while bringing Nicole to tears. Rich shares his WET buttery popcorn secret—nothing like what you get at the store. Most parents worry about their kids getting bullied by puberty-riddled tweens, but Rich shares the mantra he shares with his kids. Special guest: Nicole’s husband Matt gives his hot take on Bill Belichick and his new 24-year-old girlfriend, and a mom pokes holes in her daughter's condoms. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Pod...

Jun 18, 202442 minEp. 205

I’m Not a Chai Guy

Exclusive to Have Kids, They Said Podcast: Rich finds out the (non at all scientific) SEVEN Questions You Should Ask Your Soulmate and puts Nicole to the test. We then talk about our perfect Starbucks order (and the coffee with the longest title, can you guess?), how there are way too many parties in the park (and whose kid is crashing them all) at the same time, and why we don’t let grandma mind the kids. PLUS, Nicole gets recognized on the subway but (you guessed it) her daughter finds it crin...

Jun 13, 202437 minEp. 204

Nicole is not the Skibidi Rizzler

Nicole & Rich are feeling a little OK, Boomer today with everyone showing up with a sigma and rizz, no cap. We get real stuck into JLo and Ben's relationship, why Bad Boys is killin’ it at the box office and how to be the better person through a divorce for the kids. Meanwhile, Rich finds out what graduation ceremonies are like these days (no whooping or hollering!) and Nicole wonders, do the curtains match the drapes when it comes to old men in Hollywood dyeing their silvers. Have Kids, The...

Jun 11, 202438 minEp. 203

A$$es Are OUT!

Today, Nicole and Rich are in their bikini/mankini and looking for some good quality 1:1 time with the kids, but not too much time with the neighbors (why can’t they get the hint to clear out?!) who love Nicole’s Live Laugh Love home decor (JK!). We hear what makes Nicole’s daughter ‘cringe’ and if Rich is the topic of Nicole’s therapy. We also meet Major Buddy! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a q...

Jun 06, 202437 minEp. 202

Pits Balls Butthole AND FEET

It’s real love with a prenup! Rich & Nicole are so worried about love and marriage when someone in their 90s looks like a walking skeleton on his wedding day! But soon enough we get wistful about the icons who taught us how to read: the OG Levar Burton! You’ll hear our thoughts on which parts of our bodies we should wash (non negotiable!), kids & having a ditch day, vaping and our thoughts on authority figures and what we all actually want to know: Did Rich have a rattail in the 80s?! Ha...

Jun 04, 202440 minEp. 201

The Big Booty 200!

Nicole & Rich are celebrating with you today for it’s the 200th Episode of Have Kids, They Said! Take a walk down memory lane, revisit the wild and wonderful topics like lactation porn, diaper bombs, testing The Mormon Soak, having Bridgerton Sex, and who could forget Tinsel Tits. Rich then tries to convince how we’re all VIPs with a TSA Pre-Check and we remember the time Nicole almost died? We also discover new ways to embarrass your kids! Thank you for listening to Have Kids, They Said! We...

May 30, 202453 minEp. 200

Scammed by a 7 Year Old

This episode Nicole & Rich get really stuck into the many reasons why we can’t have nice things, why people suck and why was Rich scammed so easily by a 7 year old?! You’ll also hear what Chuck E. Cheese and Cardi B have in common, why Nicole has a picnic blanket with her and if Rich made it to his kid's birthday party after travel delays. The woes of parenting and getting the work life balance, and plenty more! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Ri...

May 23, 202434 minEp. 199
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