Episode 6 - Part 1: Mikkel Salgo

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expectations it is session six and I've got a frog in my throat. This is part one. Uh the gang had a great time last uh session with um manke fusions and turtle delicacies but for more detail Let's go over to Chris Trott for a little recap. That's right, noteboy over here. I'm Chris Trott. Hi Chris Trotts Hornby. I am, yes, that's the first. Hello Chris Frost. I'm Craig Frost. Here I am to catch you up on the happenings of episode five in slightly more granular detail.

Dinky wakes us up on our ship with a silver plate. With uh heavily energized colourful sweets. You remember that? Titus stuffs the time in his mouth and is heavily stimulated. Uh we get cannon boy Kevin to move Kapipi's shell because he's our out and about and uh we trap and trap him in the hole. Uh we approach Gold Tooth's mouth and it is very busy. That is the port of Gold Tooth Arm.

Titus decides to row in with Kapipi in the back, and they go extremely fast, actually beating our ship there. So well done. A humanoid tree frog walks down the pier, uh, studious, rich velvet suit. It's the officiate Goyo. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Uh arranged a meeting because they are um working for The Nickel Nickel sound good. Uh and uh have arranged a meeting at the Lusty Dog at 7 p.m., which leaves us some time to have a look about.

Um so we go back to our ship and load up our hole with cargo and Kevin, Dinky and Barry are invited to join as well so that they can see the sights and get off the ship for a bit. By exploiting our portable hole. And s and sm and and smashing the hole. And smashing the hole. Smashing our portable with Kevin What's sitting in the corner. Yes to watch coming. Uh the monkeys are put in a cage and put on a trolley.

And then we spot a couple of rough looking half orcs and uh they offer to help and we pay'em to do so. And they drop it off outside um The The Apothecaries? The Apothecaries. But not before that we did spot the fortune's grass. uh which is that massive trading empire ship and we saw uh Tyrone the Quartermaster in the gallows and we kind of heckled a bit and uh he spotted us and that wasn't very nice.

Uh we continued on land. There's lots of shops on the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mountains in the distance. Lovely. Uh it kinda looks like a train terminal you said. There's many different directions we could have gone, but we arrive at the apothecary. Sticky Mickey signs the orc's forehead to try and uh cut the cost a little bit. That was the payment. This is Flagan's apothecary and he gives us eight hundred and seventy-five gold for officially giving back the main keys.

Uh and then we take Mankeys round back. Uh stone experimental room and it's definitely ethically questionable as there are things going on in here that are weird. and he performs a really violent transmutation, pulling the hair, organs, skin and bones and merging it together into the apprentice Johan, who unfortunately didn't come entirely back.

More monkey than man. Well, because you guys killed a couple of the monkeys, it left a bit of the required material behind. Yeah. Uh to make him fully sort of human again. As if the gold wasn't enough payment, he also gave us a magical jug which can be uh create different liquids a day. Yeah the apple jug and we've also got three enlarged and reduced potions.

That's good too. And then we left down the street, uh looking at all the vendors and stalls on the way. Uh someone tried to steal from me and I drop kick'em. Nice. Then a Street Shark helps us out and then points us towards Toopay. Which is a lovely joint that sells Move fruit of that dude. Yeah, that was Tyrone. Tyrone got him good. We heckled him. Um we opt for the VIP room, um, we opt for three turtle stews and uh turtle bladder juices.

Um this is the first time Kapipi's ever had turtle. He's a Tortle and you know what? He bloody loved it, didn't you, Kippi? I did. He bloody loved it. He especially liked the uh the young ones. He did. He had a penchant for the young turtles. Which is a bit odd. Veal of the sea. The veil of the sea. Um and then Kapibu also manages to get a big discount by exploiting the waiter's semi

uh interest in K P's musical endeavours. I wouldn't call it exploiting. I think it's just a way to trade. Well, he was very reluctant, but you did really push it and we did get a discount. So Got loads of money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's but that's not

I don't think we'd done anything. You should still be frugal. You can still No, you tried. I think one of you tried to run. And then Titus tried to make himself vomit to feign food poisoning. That's right. You guys tried really hard to get out of paying that. Luckily

Maybe that I'm always looking away to save money. It's like uh you know, no one ever got rich by spending money. Well you were lucky the elf recognized you and was a big fan. Very lucky. And that's where we are right now. Okay. Very good.

Good recap. Thank you. Uh so we begin part one of session six of booty. As the varied traffic carries you along the beachfront promenade of Gold Tooth Town, a myriad of smells fills your nostrils. Traders with both shops and standards line either side of the wide paved road you walk. To your right is the maze of pontoons and piers that serve the many dock ships as burdy sailors port goods and supplies to and from their craft.

It's late afternoon, the golden sun occasionally obscured by voluminous clouds hanging high in the sky. You hear the cry of gulls as well as the chittering of parachutes and tiny marmosets perched along among the tall tropical trees which are scattered somewhat haphazardly around the neighborhood. A few hundred meters ahead of you lies one of several famous shipyards.

Their mighty workshops house half-finished crafts that upon completion will sply slide down huge metal runners set into smooth stone slipways that take the ship out into the water. Just beyond these slipways, the bay floor has been dug out using magic to allow for very large vessels to be launched without damaging their hulls. There are several very new looking ships of great size sitting at anchor right now.

Uh so I yeah, you're walking along this road, past the out of Turtle Bay, heading down the street further. And like I say, you start to see shipyards, large, freshly painted looking ships sitting at um at anchor just outside. Just look at them boys. I'll tell you what.

Turtle don't half repeat, doesn't it? It repeats on you. It gets like Oh, is it coming back up? No. But you did warf it down. Yeah, I wafed it down. Sorry, anyway, that was a good meal. Maybe it's the fumes. I can smell that paint from here. Mm-hmm. Yeah, from those ships. They look new, don't they? Oh, they look very fresh.

We could always pop in, couldn't we? It's not quite seven PM yet. That's true, yeah, let's have a little look. Yeah, it's not wasting their time if we're just doing a little test drive or something. Alright. Well yeah. I've seen this kind of dealings before. Oh yeah. They try and give you all the add-ons and they try and milk you. So don't look interested in anything. What if I want to be milked?

But that's it's not quite. Oh you don't mean literally? No, yeah, there's probably brothels and stuff like that. Of course, yeah. Where are those? Uh I think Turtle Bay does one. Oh, we just came from the basement, yeah. I'm not sure. That's fair enough. No, yeah, okay then well I'll follow your lead then. Basically just be like, uh.

Maybe they'll knock off the price. Point grand. You know what? Point out the floors. Like, oh there's a little scratch. There's the floor scratch there. Oh right. We can call some we can make some floors. I can make some kind of Just make things look a little bit. Exactly. Just make sure they don't catch us damaging it, otherwise they'll charge us to the other side. It won't be physical enough. Oh, ok. ¿Cómo se hace? ¿Cómo se hace? ¿Cómo se hace? Ya, ya, se hace dinero.

And I don't know if you know anything about me, I like getting money off of things. No, that's fair enough. We just tried to get as much as we could. Yeah. The turtle place size. Yeah, yeah. Perfectly reasonable.

But as you're chatting and walking, you round the corner. Previously there's been lots of sort of single story buildings either side of this walkway. You've obviously got the beach side which is mainly sort of stands and and and lean to's and on your left hand side you've got more established shops, stuff like uh Master of Lagan's Apothec, which is more of a single story.

raised building on stilts. However, you round a corner and to your left the the the land slopes upwards slightly and and and and in front of that you see perhaps one of the biggest buildings you've ever seen. These are huge.

With the ceilings reaching up at least 20 meters, this massive wooden cathedral seems to go back into the hillside behind it. There's room for several large boats to be worked on at the same time. Dotted around the vast workshop, you see many different designs and techniques being applied. Uh it's a huge large opening, like I say, that leads out in front of the building and down a slipway to allow the launching of boats.

But this is somewhere that some of the the larger ships, like the Caravel you were on, for example, may have started their their lives as boats. The frameworks are developed and then boards and things are attached until they're Sometimes launched and finished outside of these huge sort of hangars, but this is a a massive covered building. This is for um a really optimal way. You could build a ship.

on a pier or in a dry dock, which is, you know, a a dock that's flooded and then and this is weatherproof, exactly. This is the ideal. This way the workers and the artisans don't have to work out in the hot sun or in in the windy conditions. Uh like I said, a a massive, massive building. You walk in through the large, wide entrance. It is an epic building. This is epic.

Like I say, you spot at least three different crafts uh being developed and built with smaller side projects scattered amongst them. They're uh this is a place of innovation. This is a place of uh of artisans applying their craft to their to their best, developing uh New ideas in a region that's full of uh exotic new things.

Got loads of those. Exactly. Got knowledge of ships that amazes me. That's the galleon, that one, you can tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Frigate probably have some of those, don't they? I don't know if it's uh quite a big enough warehouse for uh Queen Anne's Revenge. No. Those would be needed to be built in dry dock. I actually look at a tattoo on my arm of all the different ship. I love them. I've collected them all. There you go. I've got that down your arm.

Uh brigandine, that one. As you step into the entrance, there's open entrance of this large um let's call it a hangar, but you wouldn't know what a hangar is. It's more you know a large warehouse. A female fur bog strides towards you. A tall, um woman of broad stature, she's wearing a brown leather apron over a green rough spun shirt and long tough trousers. A wooden mallet in one hand, shavings of wood litter her person, peeking out of her pockets and scattered in her hair.

Hello, I'm Mara Oakhart. Welcome to my little shop. How can I help you? I was literally just looking around. We're not even that interested, honestly. They they look like very average ships. Just having a bit of a brow. Just to look. Uh what are you building at the moment?

We have many many projects. Oh just buoyant ones. Very very buoyant. Um we we m I have many artisans. We're all working on different projects. I personally am uh more of a uh a detail specialist, so I've been I've been you know, she you can see this she's got like the shavings of wood and stuff littering her all over her and the wooden mallet and then on her side there's a pouch of lots of sort of different chisels.

And she's she's she's working some patterns. I make uh figureheads, um beautiful ornate steering wheels. Uh anything you'd like. I I'm a bespoke uh artisan when it comes to design. Um I'm so sorry to hear that. What what do you mean? It sounds like you're afflicted by bespoke or something. I've never heard of that disease. Oh no, it's not a disease. It's it's it's it's

I I I I I make uh our clients' dreams come to life with beautiful designs and set in the wood. More than you could ever do. That's not true. Make dreams come alive. I can make some I can no I can't That's insane. I've tried to do that as well. That's really frustrating. It's a hard spell. You ever made a figurehead of a a total?

I can't say I have, I'd love to try. You've got lots of smooth edges, it might be quite a challenge. I could use sanding perhaps to really get that sort of dome shape of your head. Oh how much would that cost? I may ask. Oh something like that. It depends on the complexity, but uh it can cost anywhere between two hundred and fifty gold up.

Oh I know a figure figurehead specialist, artisanal, that does it for at least three quarters. I'm just trying to give you a rough figure. Yeah, that's fair. Honest honestly, we're not interested at all in getting a replica of Kapipi's face on our brand new ship that we're gonna buy from here. Of course. Oh, you're looking to buy a ship. Whoa, whoa. We're not really We're not desperate, you know. We just you know if we have we just buy ships when we feel like

Yeah. But our budget is so stretched thin and we can barely scrape it. Well let me take you for the other ships we bought. Would you like a a sort of tour of the place? Are you interested? Yeah, let's have a look around. We have got places to show up ten minutes. Perhaps another time then.

No, we can go gentlemen, it's been a pleasure. I've got to get back to some chisel work I'm doing. Can you show us No, that's fine. Give me a second. I can cancel. Why are you looking at your wrist? I just What's on your wrist?

We've got a bit more time. You've got some time. Later times are on the other side of the aisles or you've got to be a little bit more than a lot more time. So you follow this verb og um She's taller than all of you, by the way. I mean she's quite she's quite n I wouldn't say intimidating, but she's got a presence to her. Even taller than than Kapipe. I'm really into tall women. Yeah, yeah, she's really told. She's a big broad furbold woman. Like looming tall. I have to look craning neck tall.

Um so she takes you into the into the workshop. The main project that's that they're working on, they've got sort of one big this looks to be sort of a small uh clipper style ship. I say small, it's still Fifty meters long. Um and so it's quite large, but in comparison to like about two inches. Oh about two inches. That's quite tall. Uh sorry, let me wreck on that. Thirty meters long. Thirty meters long, fifty meters. Oh there's more of the tattoo. It's about that big. Three inches.

as different members of a of a large team of of many cultures and and species are painting the hull. You've got somebody up on the deck fitting the metalwork, chiseling that into the edges. Measuring for like cannon holes, things like that. They're all doing lots of detail work. This one's almost done. Um, beyond that, um, is uh something that looks Slightly a little bit like the semi submersible you saw the uh

the the loblins had. It's i it's an interesting design. It's it's got a loblin. One of the loblins is there working on it. This obvio seems to be quite a wizened loblin. Seems he's got little glasses on, um tufts of uh what looks like hair but it on closer inspection is sort of k kind of fuzz growing off of the the chitinous sort of shell uh he has towards the top of his head. Um

They're developing something that looks to be half made of metal, half iron, even. Um, it has uh perhaps only Eight to ten meters in length, doesn't have any discernible sails. Uh it does have what looks like some form of screw or propeller system built to the back of it, some sort of advanced propulsion system that they're working on. Um beyond that there are tables and workstations dotted around, um, all developing different things. You see a human male um in his late forties.

uh with just a rack of weaponry. You know, there are small cannons there, larger cannons on the floor, there are um Different bits of equipment, uh forges there, uh lead bubbling in a um crucible uh by the side as he as he experiments forging different forms of cannonball and bullet and things like that. Um there's a druid working on um what looks like a living ship. Uh so so the parts of this ship have

uh leaves and branches growing from the mast. You know, this this is a druid clearly doing some form of life or n sort natural magic to enhance and and grow elements of the of the wooden um bits of the ship. So like I say, the mast itself is uh quite

Uh alive. Uh yeah, so you so you're wandering through. Uh as you can see we have many experts here. We have a team of the best talent in the world uh here to forge new things and explore their craft in the presence of exotic new discoveries. We have artifices. We have druids, as you can see here. Uh this over here, and she comes over and introduce introduces you to the human male who is fiddling with things, is uh

Uh this is our uh r he's a retired marine and he's an expert in armament. This is uh he's called Adams. We call him Adams. He's like right. Um we have many, many specialist carpenters, painters, uh Sail weavers, cloth cloth merchants, everything you can think of, you come to the best possible place. to get the best possible ship.

Well. Now where should we start? How how long does it take to build a ship from scratch, might I ask? Well it depends how you do it. Um how do you do it? How do you do it? Well that depends on your budget. What's the we could actually build one? We could build you a ship in a month. I want one now. How much would one of them cost if it was a month-long? Yeah, so what about this one that's been painted right now? The one that the big one you saw, the the small caravel. Are these all spoken for?

These well they're spoken for at the moment, yes. We've got a couple uh down um at the Yeah, the uh that could be bought from us, modified perhaps for your particular needs. Uh we had a couple of customers that uh were sadly lost at sea. So you've got a used ship showroom.

I mean it's not it's no small thing to build and pay for a ship, put it that way. This caravel here's taking us almost six months. Uh and Did you ever feel like it's total waste of time to and all the painting below the s surface of the sea? Uh the paint actually prevents uh corrosion and uh it's actually something that needs to be done every six six months to a year. You take the boat out into dry dock and you would then service and repaint the hull.

Ships are never left unpainted because they would rot away very, very quickly. That was the right answer. He knows a lot about ships. Do you know what keel hauling is? Sorry? Oh yeah. Yeah. Keel hauling. Keel hauling. Don't remind me. He doesn't tell stop talking about keeling. You tell you tell us so we can start killing if you're right. You can keel hauling people. That's um pretty brutal punishment. Yep. But Cash out on the seas, isn't it? It is, it is, yes. It is. I don't fucking know.

What would you describe Keelan hauling as where you're full of it? Well y you ask about the the the painting of the hull is all I is all I say because if you let your hull get into a bad state of repair, it gets covered in barnacles and all the other stuff that happens. Uh keel hauling was an archaic punishment where you would tie the hands and legs of a uh person, uh you would run the rope underneath the hull of the ship, and then you would pull one end of the rope so it drags the person's body

Underneath the hull and under the keel, which is the center part of the hull. And because of the qual all of the barnacles and things building up on the hull, they would be cut the ribbons. Uh that that is the process of keel hauling someone. It's usually an it's it's a painful execution. They'll bleed out eventually. Yeah, it sounds about the same. Yeah. He loves it. We usually do it to like traders that overpriced their good.

That sort of thing. We're trying like get con out of like luxury items that we don't need, that sort of thing. Right. We're also very reasonable people. Well, that's I can tell. We're good businessmen. You certainly seem that way. Thank you.

Uh so anyway, uh you you're looking for a ship, what kind of length are you looking for? I don't think it needs to be too long. We don't need to try to show off here, like let me tell you a few things that our customers might consider. Yeah. Okay? It What sort of s hull, what size? First of all, what length? Yeah. Do you want it what number of sails? Do you want it a fast ship? Do you want it a heavily armored ship? Do you want a ship that has a lot of guns?

Do you want a large cargo capacity? Do you want a lot of crew? Do you want to be able to crew it yourself? Not that money is a big issue for us because it's not it wouldn't be we wouldn't think too much about it or not. Like a you know, like a not too big ship, not got all the armaments, but like, you know, it'll get us from A to B, maybe a couple of barrels on board and stuff like that. Like how much we talk in for that? Fifteen thousand maybe?

Mm, yeah. Yeah. Well, this is the problem you see, and this is what instantly brings up keel hauling to me,'cause that sounds like Absolute daylight robbery robbery. Robberly. Robberly. It is robberly to me. Right. Do you say fifteen hundred or fifteen thousand? I don't know. Zeros on the end there. Fifteen thousand gold, I mean thousands. That's what we'd expect to pay for a basic

ship as well. I don't I can't you can't sell many at that price surely. Well I mean the people that come and commission these things are are either wealthy individuals rarely or you know, enterprises, conglomerates, businesses, uh countries. It's no small feat to build a large ship, especially one to go beyond, you know, the rivers and coasts. Uh the caravail uh that uh I believe you came in on. Uh believe me is the ship yeah we we We know that shit well, Mickles, uh...

Fat duck. Yeah, so you know the kinds of ships that we deal with is what I'm saying. I mean that is a masterpiece. How much is that worth? Is that out just Has to be six figures at this point. Six. Whoa. I mean that that is a masterpiece. It's enchanted. Various levels of magical enchantment. It has uh the crew. Have you met the crew? Oh the crew that we just see we are actually in command of the crew at the moment.

Wow. We returned the ship. You're in command up that's impressive. You wanna see one? The crew members. Yeah. I'd love to see one whacked down before we get up with this. We're very, very tight knit with Mikkel is what we're saying. And uh it'll be very good business, you know, to get your name out. Do such a high profile contact. I think he recommended this, didn't he? This place. They do good deals. They're great deals. Obviously there's loads of options, but Good persuasion roll.

Well that's a nineteen plus my persuasion of minus one. Eighteen. Well that's a good point. I I suppose you're pretty close with Nick Mickle then if he trusted you to retrieve his boat. Yeah. I've seen him naked. That's you saw him naked. I did too. I think I've seen him naked to be honest a few times. The harbour festival we had last year, we we were all dancing in the the the fountains of the of central town. Oh it's hilarious. So this hole what's this about?

Coming up. We got a little boy. Yeah, we got Dinky and Barry love good. So you've whipped onto the floor. The crew, the enchanted crew of Michelsaugo. So she looks down into the hole and she can see them in there, they're just like uh Oh hello? What do we pet You know, like the Barry's down there again, mystery mystery accent. Um They work diligently on the ship. Oh well look look at them they're ethereal.

Yeah. That is that is that is crazy. They produce a little bit of their own light as well, which is nice considering how dark it must be. Is it a boy in there? Yeah, that's a little boy. You know, a ship boy. Just a little classic shipboy. Ah yeah, cabin boy. Yeah, yeah. Uh loads of cannons, that sort of thing. Oh, is that a chest of gold? The French tip from Firehouse Subs is here for a limited time. Piled high with premium roast beef, caramelized onions, and

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Probably patented, so you probably can't use that idea for your ships. I know you're clearly trying to break the mould in the ethereal crew. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah. That's quite a luxury item. Uh that we've gone quite accommodated to we've We like the idea of having a shoe a crew that's just at our beck and court all time so that we can dismiss them at the tip of a hat, you know? They must be lovely for uh uh uh a control freak, especially. Um you said you have nearly new ships.

Yes. And how much how much would those go? Joe's spoiled. How much would those go for, perhaps? What's your cheapest ship you've got today that we could sail away with tomorrow morning? Just the cheapest ship I've got. We just need a runaround today.

We you know Chiefs come to get us for me to be? Look, let's get out of the pier, shall we? Let's have a look at it. What about that meeting coming up? Or the meeting That's at seven. Yeah, but we can still let's go. It's about five PM now. I'm You know what? Our time. Of course. A little bit of value of our time. Will go to the pier. I've made an executive decision on behalf of our very wealthy company that we will make time for you. We're gonna make time for you and uh

Look maybe make a purchase, you never know. So uh Well thank you very much, gentlemen. Uh follow me down to the pier. He's off. You're you're sounding way too into it. You need to go. So you walk out the front and down the slipway and off to the side of the slipway is um

The ship you careful, it's slippery. Uh That's what they call it, eh? It is a slipway. You slick it up with oil or something. Mm well, we we some of it comes off of the boats as we we guide them down into the sea. Uh be careful. There's a really massively broad slipway with these huge metal runners set into the ground that guides the ship down into the water. Um you've got the lovely cla crystal clear water lapping up against the stone ramp there.

Um off to the left you have a series of pontoons, floating piers. Um An anchor sat on these piers, or rather attached to these piers using lines and guy and ropes. Um you have several ships. One of which is rather small. This is a single-masted ship of perhaps only about 30 or 40 feet in length. Um it has n no armaments as such at the moment. It has a single sort of cabin to the rear, which uh is

Probably enough for the three of you to sleep side by side on the floor. Um it has a table and a few cupboards inside it. Um and uh It it is It's small. It's a small um room. On the rear of this ship. Has it got a cutesy name this time? Imagine a fishing ship, a modern fishing ship. You know those kind of like small wheelhouses they have?

that, but the wheel for this is actually in front of that room. So it's out on the deck a little bit, behind the mast, you have the wheel. Beneath it you have a small cargo hold underneath, um, which is enough for a decent amount uh of cargo hold. You can climb down into it, but again, y it's barely

Tall enough for you to stand up straight. Yeah, yeah. It's it's it's accessible, functional cargo space underneath the deck of the ship, but that is about it. It's dark down there. There's a small access grate you lift to climb down into the cargo hold. Um

It doesn't have enough space for rowboats or anything like that. You could perhaps lash one or put one on the main deck, but it would kind of be in the way. Uh and it has a single sail, reasonably tall, you know, about twenty, thirty feet high. And um yeah it's it's it's a simple boat. It could it could have a cannon on it. Maybe it could have one or two cannons on it, it would seriously weigh the boat down. And on the nose you you would have imagine the smallest ship in Sea of Thieves.

That's what you're dealing with. Okay. A real sloopy. Yeah, a small sloop. On the opposite side of the pier is a larger ship. It's not as big as the caravel that you were in, not as big as the fat duck. It's somewhere between the two. Um it has two sails. It has a uh much larger cargo hold. Enough space for four cannons, um, all on the top deck. There are no space for cannons beneath, like in the Fat Duck. Uh again, four cannons on the top deck.

Uh it has a small rowboat attached to the rear on on angled wooden cranes. We do like rowing these days. And uh it has a small captain's cabin with a single staircase. Up the side of the cabin leading to a foc's all in the rear, which is um

You know, you can stand up there, you can have a look around, that's where the captain's wheel is as well. I think I've got these two. Well, I mean this one looks like it's built for a child. Yeah, I mean. So I think we'll look though. You just got a joke on the side for the

Is it it's so funny? It might be quite nice to have a little boat though,'cause we're so used to gigantic ships. Like, we've got such a big fleet. Like it's quite nice sometimes to just mix it up. Well uh like how much is that one? Kind of the little one to begin with. The little one to begin with.

Yes, just give it a gun. It's eight thousand gold. That's eight thousand. Yeah. That's a piece of shit is eight thousand. The larger one with four cannons. And it has got the four cannons. How much is the bigger one then, yeah? Twelve thousand. Twelve thousand. Okay. Okay. Obviously. There is a third ship.

Now this ship looks quite different in design. It's sleeker and it looks faster. It has a narrower, longer hull. Again, it's about 30, 40 feet long. But it's designed for speed. Uh it's uh what many would describe as a clipper. Um so this is something that's designed for speed over massive amounts of quantity. It makes up for um its cargo hold width by just being long. Um it is

beautiful dark wood. Um the sails are ang very sort of angular, sharp. There was actually three masts on this ship. Uh and um Two forward facing cannons on the nose. Wow so this is sort of a a core that come clipper. So th this was designed um as a blockade runner, um as a uh ship designed to take on the deep oceans but make crossings at speed. And this ship is fourteen thousand gold. This is however. Clearly the best shit.

In terms of its style. The other one probably has a bit more usable space, bit more utility. But this one is a bit more of a bargain because the person that uh was going to buy it was actually blown to pieces by an Empire ship. Fourteen thousand gold for the ship. Was he blown to pieces on this ship? No, no, no. They were coming back to recall it a very successful um blockade runner.

Uh so blockade running was like when Countries are at war to stop them being able to get supplies from other nations via naval resupply, you would blockade. uh the ports. And this is done by setting lots of well armed ships out in the water so that if they spot another ship trying to make a run for it, they blow them to pieces.

Th there is, however, a great difficulty in blockading the open sea. So they relied on sort of firepower and and numbers. But if you could make a ship that was fast enough and sleek enough They simply couldn't engage with it in time. So the it would run the blockade, essentially. And that's w that's that's what you're looking at here. How uh how late are you open tonight? Like what time do you close?

Uh we work very late. We work uh until ten, eleven o'clock at night at some time. But I live right next to the shop. I mean I I I I I love I live my work, so just next door, just give me a knock, I'll probably be up with the boys having a drink. Um'cause these three ships, like they're you know, they've all taken our fancy a little bit. You know, we might even buy all three, you never know.

But uh are they likely to still be here in the morning? Like can we just have a night to sleep on it and just Yeah, of course I'll um They're not gonna go, are they? They're not gonna go. Uh remind me, what what quotes did I give you for these again? Oh you've got eight thousand two thousand I think. Two the small one was two. Eight twelve and four. It was eight thousand it was a bun it was a meal deal. Eight, twelve and fourteen, thank you. Of course, yeah.

That's why I'm going to go to the show. Um right. Anyway, thank you for looking at these ships. Uh no worries. If there is any bespoke work we can do for you, um that would be ideal. Um and uh as you're sort of chatting, um academic looking young man approaches you in a long blue robe. Oh excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah. You were you were recently in Master Flagan shop, correct?

Sorry, no. Are you following us? Here we go. Oh yeah, no. I can't make a point of like looking at the I work in Master Flake and Shop. Who shall I make it out to? Oh no. Excuse me, uh. I have a letter here from Master Flagan. Oh wow, okay. Probably another huge business deal, I imagine. They love our ships. Oh my god, get a free ship, yeah. We're always getting ships and stuff. Right, let's uh

Can you read or something? Let's do it quietly. Uh excuse, give us one second. Sorry, we'll take it to one side just Uh it's fine, I'm going to go now. Not you. He runs off. We got the message. We got the message. Yeah, no problem. You've done your job, aren't you? Uh

Amira just goes and starts like tigh tightening up ropes and stuff, making sure the ships are all good. Right, this says for the attention of Titus, Sword and the Clumsy Tortle. That's us, that's us. Clumsy Tortle, that's it. Oh you did, of course. Uh following our brief meeting I have some made some hurried inquiries. If you require alchemical enhancements to your future craft, I have two good leads for the reagents I will need. Oh.

The first is a caravan of miners heading into the nearby hills to exploit a recently discovered lead vein. Hmm. Uh any lead you bring me will return a thirty percent share of the resulting gold once transformed. Oh lead to gold, yeah, yeah, it's transmutation. Of course. Rusty Axel in the middle of town. I think we walked past it, did we? So what's that? A group of miners?

Yeah, a group of uh caravan of minors in fact, uh heading into the nearby hills. Minors and not minors. There's minors ER, right. Not children. Maybe they are children. They could be children minors. It doesn't really matter. Maybe minor minors. I'm not bothered if it's children. Just need the children should be in mines. They're small places. Yeah, they can get better access. Uh the second lead is a crew of oilers heading to a secluded mud flats containing hot oil gases.

This oil is highly versatile and will allow me to create many exotic materials suitable for augmenting your ship. This crew can be found in the tea house known as the leaky kettle. Regards Master Flagan Arcanist Extraordinaire. Wait What does that ring a bell? Leaky kettle. The leaky kettle, I don't know, do we walk past there? No, I I th maybe I just literally have a leaky kettle that I need to sort out at home.

Oh you've just got a leaky castle, right? We try and push up our our gold amount and get some of that lead. Yeah, the other thing of oil. The other thing, we're obviously we're about to return Mickle's ship as well in a couple of hours, aren't we? Of course, yeah.

Did he say how much we were gonna get paid for that?'Cause I'm just thinking like we've got well we've got about six grand now. The minimum is eight, but we really would like the bigger ship. Boys we've got seven thousand seven hundred and forty five G's. What oh Oh, so we so at the moment we're looking at couple of million

Uh all liquid. Five here, five there, five. Yeah, lots of investment opportunities. What do we do with all this? So we've got seven point so we've got over seven grand. Okay, well we wanna go for the 14 alright. There we need a double armor. Oh. I think that might be. All in. All in. All in. Do you really want I th I mean I I'm not a gambling man. I'm not. No. But um I love it. This is all we have.

And my powers are only go so far. You know what? We do have the toad. A few days ago, maybe a week or two ago, we didn't have any of that. That's true. No, I've never seen that much. What do you want to do? Are we robbing? Or we rob them? Or are we going to work up there? Well I don't know w I don't know working a mine. Below be in many ways. What was the second one? I don't believe you've stomached it. Uh hot oil geysers. We need the oil and the lead. Oh I like oily geezers.

Gayser, I believe it's pronounced in my time. All right, well we'll follow those two up after the meeting, I reckon. Let's just see what we've we've got a lot of fingers in a lot of pies at the moment. Let's just see what's very not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we should definitely get some discount. This is ridiculous. Fourteen K. It's overpriced.

Ami Emile Emily A mirror. A mirror. Hello, you're still there. A mirror of course. Hello. A mirror. Sorry about that. No, I don't need to see my reflection. Ha ha I haven't heard that one. Oh, there you go. Yeah. You must be a bard. I uh I am, yeah. I can tell by the assortment of instruments hanging out. I'm looking to get into stand up though. Are you? Yeah. But you seem to be doing pretty well right now. Thank you.

That's really nice. That's better than most of the stuff you've ever said. You might have heard of me. He's using it already. Yeah d have you heard of sticky Mickey? Up towards uh a lot round these are. Usually in the taverns. Done a few bigger shows. Your charisma check. That's two. Plus, though. Plus, but you plus to that. Plus. Where is uh That's five.

I'm sorry, no, I haven't. What sort of things do you what music do you make? Oh, I do all sorts of music. Uh recently I've been writing a lot of um promotional material for people that we've met on our journeys. Oh really? Like advert things like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Basically, uh in return for services, uh, I give them songs of good will and good words, uh and they benefit greatly From the business that my performances generate.

You know, there's quite a few shipyards, for example, that you've made songs for that really spread the the news of like how good those ships are and then people from all Walks of life. They sold like all their ships the next day. Yeah, yeah. It was crazy. Really? Wow. Does your do your songs somehow magically make people rich as well? It's it gets to the rich people, you see. When it comes to uh shipbuilding, uh especially at our level on our quality, uh it

becomes less about advertising and more about having the customer base. You know? Like having the people with the pockets deep enough. So I mean if you can perhaps bring some clients then I can cut you some commission. Uh but beyond that I I don't think there's gonna be a huge amount of value in a song. Um they're not. Just personally, would you like a would you like an autograph? No, I don't know who you are, mate.

You you will. You you are you'll uh gonna c well tell you what, you make sure I come to regret it, huh? Why don't you c next time I do a show on this island, I'll come down in and I'll get you to get it. When is your next show? I dunno yeah. None planned?

Not not planned just yet. I t I tend to just like roll with the bookings, you know. Um I've not got tour on at the moment. Normally we have a big tour. I've been taking some time out to write some new material. Oh yeah. Yeah, so I'll be touring with that soon. Yeah. You say you uh you see all the ships coming in and out. Yes, yeah. We we we I mean we're big ship enthusiasts, uh as you can imagine. You see the one from the city by the sea?

I don't think I've seen one come in recently, but I have seen some in the past. They make incredible shifts. Yeah. We're mates with them. Really? Yeah, yeah. Had our bird. Uh we actually uh engaged in a big battle with them and became battle friends. Saved their life and saved their life from a huge Octopus. Uh no, it was like a

Kraken. Kraken. Ah, one of the great beasts of the ocean. One of the great beasts in the way they offered to be like, they're gonna be in the gold suit vial soon, and we'll be like, Oh yeah, we'll hang out and then probably go kill a beast together and stuff. And their ships are like Really good. Um I I confess that we we we take great pride in the incredible things we do here, but They have some of the other greatest shipbuilders in the entire world.

Well I know. The area the the city by the sea in particular, the mountains and hillsides there have uh great ores and and uh the metallurgists and things like that from that area are Some of the best in the world. They are pioneers. Wouldn't it be something to like establish a trade network with them? Oh it would. So that you could get some of those exotic materials and Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, we we would love to. I I think that they're Food for Thought.

Uh yes, it is, yes, yeah. We could be that missing link. Oh really? You're offering to do some some some caravanning for me? Maybe for a Maybe. Yeah. You supply us the ship to put the resources on. That network is created for you, perhaps. Perhaps this is quite an impromptu business pitch.

I'm just throwing things sky blue thinking out here. It is. I mean I I something like that could be arranged, yes. I I'd need a bit more of a formal sort of business plan discussion. Very lushy day for you, isn't it? Really? What kind of ship would you need to I I mean the the kind of Huge cargo. Exactly. The oars alone, the metals, they're heavy. Yeah, you might have to knock off one of your custom customers and be like, sorry, that ship's now.

My reputation would be in tatters if I uh it's been six months they've been waiting for some of these ships. I can't Th there would be a great personal cost to me. I'd have to have some certain assurance. Well, there are some other shipyards we could probably go to. But it's been nice talking to you. Thank you. One last question, sorry for Uh do you offer finance? Yeah, buy now for later. Say what, you come to me with uh a proposal?

Uh and I'll see what we can do. Uh we'll get married. Right. Right. Yeah. I don't have a ring. I just don't want to go to a wedding. That's the theory now or later. Okay, um Hey, would you look at the time on my wrist? Why we've got to go to that meeting. The windshield must be getting near seven. Yeah. I've got really sensitive hairs on my wrist.

at this point and I know that's the thing. Well gentlemen let me see back up to the piers safely off the pontoons and uh I hope to see you again soon. Thank you. Please consider our used approved ships. Thank you. Um very humble beginnings sort of place. Yeah. This place.

Anyone could take a ship. Anyone could just take a ship. Have you ever thought about security? Maybe we could maybe we can cut fill that hole maybe as well. I don't know why you ask what are you asking? Well I'm just curious, uh has anyone ever run away with one of these ships? It looks like there's no one here

guarding these ships. Straight out to sea. Well there's a certain amount of trust and obviously if if if a person were to steal from somebody in the gold tooth aisle, everybody else in the gold tooth aisle would hear about it. There would be a black mark against their name. But what if you didn't know who did it?

Like have you got uh we're just checking your security systems real quick. Like if we ordered the ship that you've got to do. What is the weakness in your security system, would you say, that you would like if you had time you'd really invest it I think it's overly lethal. Too lethal. Too lethal you killed. They have been getting quite frustrated with the number of times that um thieves have been blown to pieces. Mm-hmm. Yeah, um I know that much. Sounds like sounds painful.

I mean some of the guys in my shop are developing exploding shells. Um not just hot shot, shells that actually explode on a timer. Um and um we launched one of those in a bloke's chest once and it took us about six weeks to just wipe'em off the wall.

There is a cleaning issue. We don't have a wizard. Do much cleaning? I can do a little bit of cleaning, yeah. Well maybe we could pay you for that. Oh, how much? Like for the up I mean have you got anything that needs cleaning? You need cleaning? Yeah, yeah. I mean the workshop could do with the spruce up. Yeah, yeah. How much would I

Quite fascinating. I don't know, a couple silver an hour. I'm sorry, I we've got better things to do. Okay. It's just cleaning. I know it's just cleaning. Don't reduce yourself to it. We've got such a big business venture here. Yeah, it's a good thing. Anyway, thank you, Amira. Good luck with the cleaning. And uh we might be back.

Might be back in the morning. We might be back. There's a couple of other ship places we need to kind of check out first. We're just about done here. We've got to go to the next one. So busy, go. I could take you out for a spin around the bay, sure. Oh right, brilliant. Do you ever do the test drives where you don't come with us but we go out Yeah, we get like a long weekend. You do those test drives, sometimes you get them with ships.

I mean I'm just being sensible here, you know, this is a lawless place. You've got to watch yourself. There are people like that there dwellers. Anyway, we really should be um uh well I mean I'll see you soon. Thanks for coming. And they she walks back into her shop and just starts shouting a few orders at people. Um Adams, how's that new cannonball design looking? And it's what you hear as she walks in. That was quite disappointing, wasn't it? Well, she was like putting our hands.

Yeah. Yeah. Totally I reckon we can get fifty percent off at least. You're gonna quite a large percentage. The total work this time again. I mean I feel like we've got to do that. Ultimately we resort to toad. I could start singing her a song. I don't think the song thing's gonna work for everyone.

Did you even know who you were? Yeah, but once I yeah, but the thing is also once I start singing some people, you know, just go into some sort of trance. It's weird. No, but we'll try the toad first before the singing. I d I'd know if um you know It's it's not good, but I have really got my heart set on like the nicest ship there as well. Wasn't that nice? That was real nice. It was nice. Also, gentlemen, obviously. We got together just before this voyage to get this ship.

For Mickle. We're now about to return the ship. Yeah. Just uh on like friendship terms, yeah. Um, are you okay there? You've got, like... Yeah, no, no. Like, we're... Uh yeah, just uh just the wind's blowing a little bit this way. I've I've obviously had loads of friends, um, previously. Yeah. Um but uh you you guys are like are we still gonna be friends after this? Are we

'Cause we're looking at ships together now. Like what are we d what are we doing after this? Like once we haven't got the ship to do anymore. Like we've had like one big mission and like

Yeah, like well we'll just have like a timeshare type thing with the ship, like you'll have it for a bit, I'll have it for a bit. Yeah, I wasn't open to hang out with you because I feel like it's more of a like once I've got it I'll use it for certain things. Yeah, yeah, not like every day, but we can like we can still be we can still Timeshairs work wonderfully where I'm from. Everyone loves a timeshare.

Well yeah but we can also do it together. We'll see. Yeah. You know? I'm not quite sure what you're trying to get at, but I yeah, I can't wait to just go off sailing on my own. Yeah, yeah. Well could we not cut it? I really wouldn't want you on the ship.

four if we're about to return to complete I'm actually quite curious about the horn situation. I don't know if remember the horn dimension of the horn? Yeah. I actually want to go to that at some point. Get a beast. So we're going together for that, okay. As friends. Yes, we could work out like a best friends. But stay out of the water because that's probably been more of a I don't want to say a burden.

Yeah. But it's been a bit bit of a burden. In fact maybe swim lessons. Maybe we've tried to introduce swimming lessons. You could teach me or take me somewhere too. That would be teach me to swim. That'd be good. We've got loads to do is spring. Yeah, that's okay then. Brilliant, let's go.

If you can stick around for a bit. Yeah, yeah. Alright anyway, um Crack on, let's try and find it. Well he said he was gonna send someone for us and it about now, so hello. Oh, excuse me. Hello there. Hello. Excuse me. As you get to the top of the pier, off to the left of the big workhouse, uh the big shipyard, you see a familiar. Froggy face. Pushing their way to the crowd.

Hello. Gentlemen. Hello. Hello. It is I Go yo. Yo Go yo. It is I Go Yo. Um it's a pleasure to see you again. Hello. Um would you Be free now to come for a meeting with Mickle. Yes, sure, yeah. Is there a carriage or like some kind of like um automobile? Oh no, perhaps five, ten minutes walk. Let's go, let's do this. Let's go. Lead the way steps in, I guess. Goyo takes you back past the Turtle Bay, back past um Flagan's Apothecry Shop.

Towards the center again where you first stepped off of the piers. Uh instead of turning right. Direction you came, you instead head straight forwards, opposite the piers, up into the middle of town. You go up a s a light hill, um a s a slight incline. Um and again you're going through sort of a more developed part of town here. So the buildings are slightly taller, three stories, sometimes four.

Um, and there are all kinds of things. There are big trade houses, there are businesses here um handling the export and import of goods. There are Inns uh with lots of rooms for people to stay in. There are a few other restaurants, there are shops again, um Sundries, uh Chandlers, like wealthy

Yeah, this is a developed, wealthy part of town. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, this is this is perhaps the core of the old town now. Um, rather than the sort of more of the lean twos and developing elements around the outskirts of the town you are in the in the centre here. Um Up the main concourse you walk for a few minutes until on the right there you you see a large uh pub called the Crown. Uh now this is a three story building um with a large

oh uh swing doors as the centre, a little bit like a saloon you would walk into is the entrance to the building. Either side of that are walkways with patrons standing around, chatting, smoking, drinking. Um there are tables lining the outside of this external house walkway.

Um large windows uh look in on this building. Is uh inside there are tables for patrons to eat and drink. There are musicians in a corner. As you step through uh this wooden building's entrance. Uh you come into the inside ground floor of In uh there is a large long bar to the uh left of the first. Um behind that is the first one.

Uh you can see cooks working on various things behind this bar through a couple of small service windows. Uh waiting staff are moving from the kitchen out into the area where lots of people are. of many different kinds, mainly quite affluent looking, a few other sort of smaller tables with people that they've been on very long voyages, they're exhausted, they're a bit blown out, being served good food.

There's a lot of clatter and noise as um plates and chatting is going on. The bar has numerous patrons lining it. The bar is a very long bar, it's about long so it sort of covers the entire side of one of the buildings. Find it building. Uh to the back right corner, uh you see a raised stage sort of area. And this is clearly sort of a VIP area. There are several large booths. um which have tables set into them. Uh the booths themselves have leather uh sort of sofas built into the back of them.

Um and along the front are chairs. Uh nice ornate looking chairs that sort of uh add on to the table that sits within the booth. Within one of these booths there is a grand Go yo leads, uh you threw the crowded in, um dancing between tables and waiting stars. Um Uh Goyo takes a seat to the side of this table at a small writing desk with which is

old piece of parchment and things like that. And uh mutters to you before you approach the table to this gentleman sat down. You don't know what he says, but there's something along the lines of I bought them for you. And this gentleman stands up in front of you, stands from his seat in the booth. Uh he is a tall, rich-looking gentleman. He has a large red beard, a big wide-brimmed hat with yellow and pink feathers.

bursting from it. His coat is that of an ornate captain's jacket in red with gold details. He has a large red sash with a big gold buckle on it, um, blue pantaloons and high boots. He has on his hand uh well rather one of his hands his right hand is missing. He has a beautiful golden hook that he has currently got a fork attached to as he has been dining. on what looks like some excellent food. Uh he stands to greet you and he says.

Ah my friends you have finally made it here. Mr. Salgo. Welcome to my friends. Good to see you again. Hello sir. It is. Great to finally meet you. Good to meet you as well.

My name is Miklausaugo, you may know of me. Uh this is my inn, and you, I believe, according to my associate Goyo here, have safely returned my ship. Oh yes. Yes sir. In spic and span condition. Fantastic crew. Maybe even enhanced. We've got some of the crew with us. Oh, yeah. We should take some of the crew off of the ship. We found a way. Oh wait, before before business, before we start business, here perhaps have a look at the menu.

Oh well I am a little bit hungry. Excuse me, excuse me, he gestures across the the room to one of the waiting staff. Please, please, my friends, require some drinks. And some food, perhaps. Oh, okay. The good stuff meat, unspecified or specified meat or meat comes with a full-free. I'll probably just get one of everything. Yeah, one of everything. One of everything. Yeah. Well, uh you look like a one of everything person too. Look how ornate your

Your coat is quite right. I I like to sample the the the delicacies and delights of the thousand teeth. I still haven't had my fill yet. Oh nice. Um so one of everything it is. Bring them one of everything. And uh the way it sort of goes. They're gonna be like chipping into our cut.

Of this business. Oh no, please. On the house. Oh brilliant. Okay, I saw the price. Your generosity speaks volumes. It really does make waves in the community. Oh, you're too kind. You're too kind. Well. Um now, please tell me, how was your voyage?

Oh. Excellent. Destroy. So we actually managed to savagely destroy a sea beast larger than a galleon. Wow. I know. You're kidding me. You took on a sea beast. I'm not kidding. The ship's okay, right? The ship's absolutely fine. It's in Fine condition. Absolutely fine. And not to mention we have networked with some people that you may know from the Firebird. Yeah. City by the Sea. Oh. They were in serious distress until we came along with your fine ship.

and provided assistance knocking this huge gargantuan kraken out of the sea. Wow. Well I thank you very much for once more enhancing the reputation of the fat ducks. Who else did we see? Loads of people. We saw a wizard. Loads of wizards. Oh yeah, coast. What weather wizard. Oh, one of the famous Empire weather wizards. Of course. We saw another one on an island that owned an island.

Yes, Perry Winkle, yes, yes, no, I know. Everyone speaks about you, but we've really got around and uh just been promoting

Honestly, your reputation. I didn't even pay you for that. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I've definitely been promoting the name of Fat Duck as well. Yeah. Yeah. Now let me see my crew. Ah where are the oh what have they got not the hole what did you do? Did you bring the mirror? Um no have a look in this hole. The mirror bought the mirror.

There you go, look at that hole there. Oh! A a portable hole. I haven't seen one of these in some time. Yeah, they see everything. Turns out there's a way to get him off ship. And this is one of them. He looks into the hole and he sees him. Dinky? Oh. Hello, Mikkel. It's so good to see you again. We've gone on quite the adventure. Oh, I'm glad to hear, Dinky. What uh it's great to see you off the ship. Can can you leave the hold? I don't I don't think so.

More of a like a sightseeing. Just uh they just wanted to have a look around and we thought uh they've done some great things for us. Is there a boy in this hole? There is a small boy Kevin, show your face. Hello Kevin Hello, I'm here. Yes.

What do you want to do with all the gold? What? Shut up! Shut the fuck up! There's a load of gold in here! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up

Didn't mean to bother you with that clap trap. That how how so they're just in the hole? They're they're just uh chilling in the hole for now. It's a it's a little sightseeing talk. So they wanna see the outside world. We felt a little bit bad, they'd done some great things for us. Yeah, and the spirits that don't need to breathe. Usually these holes you'd suffocate if you put a living thing in it, but

These are spirits, they don't need to. Yes, well they're they're ethereals, yeah, of some form. Um lovers. Oh. Ah, Barry and Dinky. They're alone. Barry and Dinky. They both wanted the hole. They said they wanted some private time in the hole. Oh Kevin's seen it all before. He acts all innocent, but Kevin knows what's happening.

He does. He's the damage like well i it's uh more his hearing I think that's gone. He helped us work the cannons frequently. The expert cannonball loader. Yeah. Him with a hot shot. Well I got him to load a few enchanted cannons that hit the kraken. Oh enchanted? Yeah. Have you made some modifications to the ship? Yes, a couple of enhancements uh if if you don't mind us doing so, it was to assist with your friends at the fiber. We got a little nipper.

on the front. Little biter. I like to call it little nipples. It can be removed if you don't if you don't want it on there or something. Well the crew did a lovely job of putting it on there. They've also repainted the whole thing. And uh I'm sorry A lick of paint. Yeah. Well they've kept it in good order, I hope. Yes, yes. Well it's only been two months, but I I I I I mean I really wanted it in good nick for you. Oh that's that's lovely. But perhaps we can go down and take a

Take a look at it sometime after dinner. Yeah. Right now? There's a lot of food to eat. Are laid down and this looks delicious. There's a couple of really delicious looking plates, steaming vegetables and hunks of meat in a lovely sort of greasy gravy.

Oh no, there's no turtle here. I think these are this is hog. Uh I think that over there might be gull. I watch out. That's the unspecified meat. I wouldn't bother with that. And then kunk koon kunk big uh like Tankheads are put down on the table full of like uh frothy, foamy ale.

Ah anyway. Oh lovely. And he picks up one for himself and goes uh down in one. Gentlemen. Down in one. Let's Yeah, you wanna do this? Yes, let's both down in one. Well Nichols never won to shirk a challenge. Ah, let's do this. No, right, constitution check. That's a one? That's a natural one. Has Mickle downs his his ale with no problems whatsoever. 23 for me. Titus starts to choke. What is this? He will keep choking. Titus is as

He's actually got ale in his lungs right now. Okay, it's it's he can't breathe. He's going instead of going more in the room. The gills spent out the gills. The gills. The gills. Vent it. Bent it. And as he does Sprays and the and the person that was picking up the table, the tray, just before that they would leave just gets Ugh. Ugh! Oh wrong hole! Wrong hole! Just a minute, the wrong hole. Oh my god. God, I thought you beat it!

I'm sorry, I'm that's embarrassing. That's okay, no problem. Do you need a napkin or something? Yes! Napkins for the A couple. The the fish man sorry, what what are you? Uh uh I can't get it. He's a trident, he's gonna need a minute. Right, okay. Trident? It's funny because I I thought they could breathe water. Not ale, apparently. Wrong hole. Less oxygen in it, not H2O. He's had a very custody royal royal upbringing with the phone, you know, the local stuff.

Yeah, very smooth wines and and things like that. It tasted bad. I can do it again, I can try again. Down in one! Give me another Barkeep! Do you want another one? Barkeep, please! Another! I can't say it's a big one. down in front of you. Oh yes I'll turn you too. I won't let this defeat me. Oh well good for you going through with it. Down in one! Down in one! What? Eleven plus. Ugh. Nails it. He's down and one. He loves it. Mikkel, you can turn them back. Tough

You drink it kind of unimpressively. It's down. Takes him a while. Oh look at that. You didn't choke. Yeah, still the the st the throat still hurts a bit. Well done. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, nice, great, nice. Why are you down too? That's you must feel pretty uh woo woozy. Uh that's my pub. I I'm here a lot. Oh I see. Let's just say I've got some Resistance. But you were here before. How many have you had out of curiosity? Yes. Four. Eight now.

Seven. He's darting his hands around a lot. I think he can carry. How many fingers am I holding up? Seven? Twelve. I don't have twelve. That's the joke. Don't have twelve fingers. He doesn't have a twelve fingers. Alright, he seems seems fairly sound of mind. You don't mind me getting down the business a little bit. Oh no no, sorry, I'm I'm really caught up in the finger the finger game. Oh joke. That's a that's a nine. Twelve. That's not twelve. Thirty-three. Impossible. How many now? Ball.

Oh damn it. You're drunk! I'm drunk! He's drunk already! Off his tits! He knows how to party, this one. Down to business. Okay.

Forgive me if I'm speaking on behalf of the the crew here. We really grew quite fond of your ship. Oh beautiful. So much so that's a good thing. We're gonna feel like an empty void in part of us has been taken away. You know, once we hand it back to you, you've got something real special there. I do. So we'll look at Why I paid you to retrieve it. How much did you pay by the way? What was our name? Why I paid you? Yeah. Well the contract stated one of either two things.

A nominal fee, or perhaps something more valuable still, depending on your request. A boon from I, Mikalsalgo. So I think it's like a sex age. I'm not ready for that. I need another ale. I don't want a boon. I need another ale. I haven't drank a- Bar keep another ale! So bring him another ale! We uh we had a little chat a boon's shipyard earlier. They're nothing compares to your ship, but some some of them are pretty close I guess. Uh they're quite cheap models.

Fourteen grand, for example. Oh, that is that's a good price. Good price is it. Well, let's say the fat duck I've spent Hundreds of thousands. Almost. Yeah, yeah. There's a pocket love in that craft. Pocket change for you someone like yourself, I'm sure. Well, I mean this isn't my only pub. Of course, well. This isn't my only enterprise. Oh, you own this one. This is my pub, the crown. Right. Well. It's a great establishment, fantastic. You've inspired us.

follow in the footsteps of such a great entrepreneur as yourself and maybe get a ship of our own and honorable goal. Yeah. Maybe, you know, if if we have to put on you um maybe that could be an alternative you know where you where you get a shit And in return we could maybe establish some trade with some of the friends we made along the way to the city by the sea. We could go hunt a beast for you. So what are you proposing? You know, it's maybe that nominal fee could stretch to a

A whole ship. A whole ship. Half a ship. Makes it sound the whole one. Mostly a whole one. Most of the ship. You know persuasion role? Uh we wanna help me. Yeah, I if I can I help him with both of us trying to convince him at the same time. Oh my ale has arrived, thank you.

Constitution role. Persuasion. Plus it's minus I got nine but I get advantage with Capeefi, right? Or do I not go yeah? If you're assist it's either you persuade directly or you assist me in the depends on which one of you wants to do the main persuading. Who's got the best persuasion skill? I'll, um, let me just have a word. Mikko. Yes.

Your name's I Goyo told me you're K Pee Pee. I'm K Pee Pee. You may have heard of me, Sticky Mickey is my stage name. I've actually uh uh watched people play in this pub and then played in a pub down the road. If you hire him here, he'll bring the house down. Yeah. Mostly from the violence.

But yeah, I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a local bud and I've been touring the aisles quite well. Like if you ever need um some entertainment that's a little bit different to what's going on in the corner at the moment Uh I'm quite happy to to come and play here for free on the night, you know, just because of you know, we're we're good friends now, you know, friends Friends of benefits and that kind of thing.

Um but yeah like everyone's a friend of Mikkel until they're an enemy. They are. Well we'll never be enemies. No, I have to be. But uh but you know what we like we like like Sword said, we've really become attached to sailing the sea. Neither of us were sailors before, really. And uh, you know, we're just really you've inspired us. You have inspired us, Mikkel, you know, to um get our own ship together, floor around, I can spread.

You know, my my performance is further than ever with a ship. These guys can uh, you know Get on with their doings a little bit. I know that he he wants to try the horn or whatever it was. Oh you want to try the horn? I guess i it's not the instrument. Um no no there's a place called the horn. I've heard of the horn. And I want to have the horn.

You'd like to take on the horn. I'd like to grab the the horn. Don't think you know what it is, but I don't know what the horn is, and I'm curious. I'd like the horn. So for all of this we'd need a ship for the horn. I'm Titus, Sebedee. Nice to meet you. I know who you are, Titus. Nice to meet you. Lovely ale. Good, yes, you seem to be very fond of it.

Another ale bar keep! So we anyway with all this like we'd we'd really find great value in having a ship of our own, obviously not as extravagant as the uh the clumsy gear uh the fat duck. Um But um yeah, maybe just a little ship of our our own that maybe uh as payment for this you would be uh happy to or maybe not but maybe on the ocean really help some lads on their way. Yeah, now roll me the persuasion. I just wanna see how

You aren't getting a free ship out of nickel, but you might you might get a bit closer to what That's a ten plus nine. Oh plus nine? Why haven't he been doing all the persuading for this group? I've done a lot of persuading. Well you think all the signatures are big. Oh yeah, that's true. God, that's impossible. Yeah. Pee-Pee, I've heard about you. I've heard of your name. Yeah. Yeah. In fact

Tonight uh I have uh a couple of uh famous locals running a club night. I wondered perhaps you'd be interested in being part of uh a performance for that club night. Tonight. Yes, we've got two local DJs. Bob and Nop

He seems like we've met Bob and Nob. Bob and Nob. Bob and Nob they run they they run a club night every night here. They're jockey they're TJs are they? Well yeah they're they they they they come in and they ride these small wooden horses around and then they sort of get the crowd going. So can you just describe the act again?

They have these wooden horses with wheels. Oh, okay. And they roll'em in and they go around the the bar and the the inn and there's g get everyone going. You mean like a stick with a horse's head? It's also, yeah, and there's wheels on the bottom of the bottom. Yeah, that's all they do. That's direct. They're jockeys, yeah.

That's what they're doing. But then th they compare other acts. Right. They organize other acts of people. Gosh, I'm not sure. I was gonna say'cause you haven't seen him perform. I have not That sounds like child's play in comparison to what he can do. It's amazing stuff. Honestly, he's voice of an angel. Really? Yeah.

Voice of an angel. A giant turtle, yeah. Of course. We ate turtle recently. No very different things. We don't eat um we don't eat portals. We eat portals. But yeah, like we've probably maybe. We've obviously done a lot of you. Well don't say it loud. We've obviously done a lot for you, Mickel, and uh I'm willing to go even further for you'cause it seems like such expensive We willing to go all the way?

All the all the way the club night wherever you need to. This is the booning we've been talking about. This is the boon. Oh god. I can do you a little favour, if you do me a little favour. Absolutely, absolutely. I'll do you a favour maybe we can talk about ship, yeah. I'll Getting knobbed. Getting knobbed, yeah. Getting knobbed. Bob, then you knob.

Bob to the music. Bob Bob Tilly Knob. Bob Tilly Knob. That's a great cat. Great way to meet people. It is a classy place. I mentioned it before. This is a classy place. I can't wait for the knobbing. That means something different in this world. Yes. No, it doesn't. Uh it means exactly what it sounds like. Kevin will know. Um anyway.

You put on that show and I'll see if I can get you a discount. One of the local ship shipyards. How about that? Yes. Oh yeah, just out of interest, what were you gonna pay us? What's the nominal fee? Go yo, what have we got? And he's like, okay, yeah, set uh one second. Any any hands over a uh little slip. to him not to you

I wasn't sure if it was for me. Your hand was so close to my face. Contract here was two and a half thousand gold. Oh god, we're gonna have to do the performance. Uh that's fine, we'll do the discount thing. That's um how much discount do you think we'll do? Hãy subscribe cho kênh La La School Để không bỏ lỡ những video hấp dẫn

How much sway do you have of these ships? We're the discount of now. I think I could get you perhaps twenty per cent. Twenty percent. What's twenty percent of fourteen tails? Two thousand eight hundred. That's eight hundred. I don't I don't trust him at all. What about twelve thousand was twenty percent of that. I think that's two thousand four. That's four hundred more. But it's it seems worth it unless we go for the cheap one. You're gonna have to put on the performance of your life. Ding!

Okay, I'll wait for we'll go to Bob and Nob Bob till you knob. Of course there's there's there's always the option to, you know, put your hat out for tips and things tonight after your show. Perhaps there's some well, I'm not sure. Oh well I can't turn them apart. So whichever has the the the one that's all scratched up, yeah. I'm sorry. He can't remember. Okay. Knob. Himself. Doesn't.

Can't remember which one he is. They just turn up on the day and they decide which one's gonna be knob and which one's gonna be Bob right now. Any uh preference of what you'd like me to perform later for you, sir? Ha! Your best! Only your best. Your best at.

I'll perform my latest hit. It's called The Fat Duck. Ha ha! After my own ship, I love it. And the exploits it's been on. Oh, it's not about a ship. It's about this duck I saw down by the river. For God's sake. Just change it. Yes, yes, it's it's it's about your ship. It's not about my fat, fat little duck. Yeah, it's not about a duck I saw. ship the colour scheme.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So much about it. I cannot wait to lay eyes upon it again. Do you want to see it now that it's dark? It's dark now. Let's stroll down. Let's go for a stroll. Let's go and sit and check it check everything's in ship shape, shall we? Oh, yeah. And extended. I shuffled up too It's in front of me the unspecified goal meet. It is still a ship shape as well, yeah. It's still a ship shape. It's eleven plus five, so sixteen. Nourishing?

It's a bit chalky. Yeah. A bit like a bit grisly and bit. Is that the seagull? Yeah, I think it's a big thing. Oh it smelled so bad. I was hungry. But there's other meat there, there's a hog meat there. All I've had today is toe. What do you oh well lots of it? Lots of toe. To be fair, I'm not hungry at all. Yeah. You guys have come from a pretty good

Yeah. Anyway, we never know we're gonna get a meal again. Oh, that's some of this hog then. But that, I'm leaving it. Fine. Let's head down to the port. No, there are donkey bags here. You pack this up and take it on the donkey bag. What you do with all the turtles you've got by the way, they're just all strapped to Ki Pipi. But I've got a lot on here, instruments, everything it's like Yes, yes, I I I can get you some doggy bags.

Stuff, please pretend empty their plates, put them on into bags. That'd be great. Thank you. Oh dear God they made it. Right, let us He wasn't joking. Let us head us uh the these are stray dogs we've turned into bags. Here you go, doggy bags. Doggy bag, that's where the name comes from. That's what they are. We just feel like a giant tuna. Well that used to be a bassit. Oh god. You can tell by the way that the face is stretched, you can see it underneath look.

A very stretched entrance. So you you put your hand in the battery's mouth and pull it out. But it's all just loose meat and sloppiness. So you've got that, you can leave. Head down to the pier, back down you you can find your way. It's getting a bit quieter now. It's seven, eight o'clock at night. It's getting a bit dodgy actually. It's getting a little bit more shaped. Watch your pockets. Lanterns have been lit, um uh casting nice golden but quite

Dim light across uh the neighborhoods and out across the pier, torches are burning. Do any of you have dark vision? I have dark vision. Yeah? I think a sword might as well. Activate dark vision. Oh my god, I can see things I didn't see before. It's like two headlights. When I activate this on the daylight, I can see infrared and it hurts. I've got dark vision. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say.

Okay, so you see fine. Ki Pipi you're still seeing okay, but it's kinda dim outside of the light. Um you head up down the pier, plumping away. Your boots are now on thick wooden beams of the pier. Uh you round a couple of corners. Uh a few of the people that are late on the tide are still unloading, but like I say, it's getting a lot quieter now, a lot less busy. There are shadier s characters uh sitting around on stacked barrels.

Uh the occasional proposition comes your way for a uh a tumble or a toke. What's a tumble? What's a tumble? I've had a few I've had a few drinks, Madame. What does a tumble? Uh there's this guy that looks at you. What is the tumble, sir? His his his face is a mess. It looks like he's been terribly burned by his collar. What is the tumble, sir? Right, are you handsome Andy? Sir what is a tumble? It's a night with me. Um it's uh Are you funny?

No, I'm handsy though. Awful handsy. Right. And I'm not judgmental. You got anything weird you like to do, I'm usually up for it. Beyond maiming, I'm good to go. What happens on an evening with you? I d a proposition men like yourself as they wander by, hopefully a little bit drunk like yourself and then I say a couple of coppers will go behind these barrels and have a bit of a fumble. Are the police okay with that?

There aren't any police. Oh, you said a couple of coppers are joining it. Oh ho ho A Joker. Nice. No idea. I'll give you a discount you like, I like the funny ones. I'm okay for the tumble right now. I've got some TV. We're looking at a ship, you know. Oh, very nice. Very fancy man. Oh I know. You got a couple of coppers on you, surely. Sorry?

Can I have a couple of coffee? Oh no deal with the place. I'll see you later. Good-Silver then. I said I'll see you later. And hand me. And he puts his hood back up and comes becomes once again faded into the shadows as part of the background.

Another man propositions you moments they hello Hello you that guy offered me a tumble. Oh I wouldn't want to go with him mate, I wouldn't go with him. No, not Ans Mandy. Oh why not put it in the middle? He's got the monkey box. Monkey box, I didn't hear no. So I've touched I tumbled a bullet.

Well you you you've done it. I like marmosets, they're very much. What's Didn't do with those tiny creatures? He puts them in his pants, he says it feels funny when they run around and they're trying to escape. Yeah, God, it probably does.

It does, yeah. Should I try that now? No, but you would you like a tumble or a fumble? Oh what's what happens with the fumble instead of the tumble? The fumble's more of a quick thing, I'll just shove my hands in your pants, fumble around a bit, maybe you'll enjoy it, maybe it'll just feel a little bit like you're being assaulted. Six silver. Six silver. I've got two coppers. Where are they? Just behind me, mate. Oh god, I'm getting he runs off down the pier.

Right, right, where were we? Where am I going? Oh, guys. Uh okay, well, yeah, we don't see any of those in fact. Titus is like lagged behind you as you're like following Michael down. Titus cat jogs up and catches you. Um Uh oh, you speaking to some of the locals? Yeah, it's just tumbling and fumbling. You need to be getting. I've got any mammoth, that's new.

Oh there are some in the trees, plenty of them, bloody things. Little tiny little angry little monkeys. They squeak like mad. Can you lure them to me? Oh yes, you lure them of bugs or you know, they love locusts and worms and things like that. They they keep the insects down to be fair but

Uh they make an awful racket when you upset them. Uh Oh fuck it. Where's my ship? You wanna lead me to it? Uh yeah, right there. And you point at his ship? Yeah. Right, they're back to the pub. Let's go get a drink. It's quite dark. I mean I can't well it it looks What's this? This is a different sign? What? A clumsy goose? What was this? Oh you're the clumsy goose. Are you not parched? We should get some more drinks here. No no no. It's a clumsy goose.

Well w boy, what is this? This isn't my boat. It looks like my boat. It's the same shape. We uh we because we knew you weren't sailing the ship. We decided to just just disguise the name in case people were looking for your

Oh we o it was a security measure instead of uh a security measure. Yeah, just you know switching the plates up a bit so that it doesn't matter. That'll just come straight off. That's just a bit of wood over there. Honestly, it's been poorly attached to the stairs. I'll try and pull it off. Okay. Yeah yeah give it a go, give it a go. Give me an athletics check. 18. Yeah good, you pull it off.

Oh okay, yeah, fair enough. It's just it's under. Yeah, I mean that didn't k they came off alarmingly easily. The funky duck. Sorry. The fat duck. Funky. The fat duck. I said it's funky. It's not funky, it's fine. Fair enough. We we had a lot of kerfuffles. Have you heard of the Corsairs? The Corsairs, uh well they're it's a term for raiding pirates, I suppose, yes. Yeah, I totally knew that. And we've had some

Everyone knows who you are. Everyone knows who the fat what the fat duck is. The legendary ship? We were drawing so much attention. Yes. We had to uh disguise it as the colours of the sea and the sky and to ward them off. We used a cursed face on the My sale it's friendly. It's friendly. It's it's the total, you can do it it's just like it'll just take like a couple of hours for the the crew to turn the ship around if you want it back to how it was.

Uh he steps on board. Structurally it's the same ship. He steps up the gameplay on board and he finds the hat. He puts the hat on. Oh shit. Forgot he could do that. Crew! It is I Mickle Salgo. Where's that hole? Get my crew out of that hole, please. Yeah! Onto the deck it goes, the hole. He leans in and he pulls them out one by one. Hello. Go straight through him. Ah I forget. Hold on. Ethereum. You got the gun? Get him! He picks up the hole. Get up here! He puts it against the wall.

Dinky! Barry out you come. And they they step out. Dinky said, Hello sir. Oh it's a pleasure to see you again. Back out on the deck. Ah, feels so good. We're back where we belong. Barry steps out. Oh blamey. Oh, do you need some work done? Do you need this repainting then? And they're like, he's like Yes, Barry, I still can't place your accent.

Um yes if you can get to work, get the crew working on this, repaint the lot of it, uh send it back to how it was, uh do something about the sails for something. You don't want to see it in the daytime. Like it looks a lot better in the daytime. You might like it. I may.

I'm I'm not saying I hate it, gentlemen, and I do see that the reasons you may have for disguising the craft. But I need to spend a little bit of money now on paint to repaint this. The sale itself probably takes some time and uh he closes the whole back up and gives it back to you.

Thank you. We thought we were doing good, Michael. Um no coins trickle out or anything. Nothing falls out. Kevin's still in there, too. Kevin's still in there. Um Kevin's still in there. He forgot. Micole forgets that Kevin's there. Um one of you come here. Up onto the deck.

Mikkel, go on. You're the captain. Uh you're the you've always been the captain. I'm the captain. Sticky Mickey. Look at me. I am the captain. Yeah, I'm staying off. You're the captain. Put this on. And he puts the hat on you. Okay, you just watch over here a second and he steps down off the gang pank and uh walks over to one of the um

Like near the wells hanging around by some of the barrels on the edge of the pier. You just whisper something to them and they run off down the pier. You going for a rumble and a fumble? He comes back. Right. I've sent somebody off to go get one of my staff. It should be a few minutes.

They'll be here and they'll oversee the repainting of the ship, no problem. Right. Um anything else I need to know? Anything else you've changed about the ship? Anything odd? Anything that you have in supply and stock? What needs replenishing? That cannon at the front there, that little one, that looks new. That's the addition. You need to keep it if you want. Keep it on the house.

You didn't want to tell you. Why didn't you sell it to me? I wouldn't mind it. You want us to get money for it for it, do you? Like, well. You've bought this and added it to the ship, don't you? You have it. We're kind people you're gonna give us a lot of money, I'm sure. Well if that's not having a lot of people.

Create a tran we could have a transaction so you know how much money you're getting. No, okay, no, he doesn't want to. We really peddled for this one too from the Empire. Yeah, to see how kind we are. Huge trades. Kind very kind. Doing the performance value later as well. Yeah.

Okay. We're giving you all this. Water under the bridge for all the repaint and all that. I see, I see. Well, thank you very much. Uh I will I'll detr I'll I'll add that. I'll take that into consideration when I'm trying to work out how much discount I can get. Uh well, gentlemen, uh and one of his helpers runs down the pier, comes up onto the the gangway. Uh gangplank, uh he goes, Ah

Bilkins, good to see you. Gives uh takes the hat from Kapipi, puts it on Bilkin's head. Bilkins, overlook the oversee this. It's uh full it's a refit repaint. Uh should be good. Uh check the hull for me, will you? And uh he it's like night and and Bilkins is like Sir, really? You want me to go and check the hull? Yes, Billkins, go and have a look at the bottom of the hull. Okay, sir. I'll do it later. So he's have to gonna have to just jump in the water and

Look about in the dark. Okay. Right, gentlemen. Um on to we're gonna go we'll go back to the crown, we'll hand out some details. Yeah. And we need to get Kapipi ready for his club night. That's right. That's right. You got your stage closed? Or is it just go in like you know, I have to dress ready for fans anyway, so um I'll I'd keep your head down perform like this.

Why is it called a club night and not just the pub night? Oh, because traditionally it started with the clanging of a club against a gong. Uh Bob and Nob have their their clubs uh and uh they just said they wanted to start a club night. Where just basically they get them out and bang things with them. They'll kick it off with a gong and they'll they'll they'll tell everyone it's

People love to know that they're in like a certain event at a certain time and that it goes from day drinking to like night drinking. Plub night, exactly. Well gentlemen, back to the crown. Back to the crown. Very good. If everything's all hundred percent happy here. I'm sure it will. Oh oh we also need to arrange uh your uh discount and perhaps a little tiny payment.

Just a little bit of sweetener for that kind of thing. Oh wow you show you wait till you see this performance and then you might be tipping them yourself. You might be throwing cash and fancy. You cannot wait to see it. Yes, men either. Well, back to the pub. Back to the cram. And that is the end of part one of session. Six of booty, high seas, low expectations.

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