Hard On! 218: Welcome to the Family
The last of the basement tapes. ...for now.

The last of the basement tapes. ...for now.
In this episode the guys talk aliens and bigfoot. They also discuss the evolution of podcasting.
In this episode the guys talk about the Michael Jordan documentary, The Last Dance and give an update on MiddleTour.
In this episode the guys wonder how Steve Wilkos got his own show and agree that Zach Lavine is a jerk.
Well... the guys finally tackle Tiger King. Also, no, you haven't gone back in time. This was recorded a month ago. Or maybe a year ago. Who knows... time no longer has meaning.
The guys haven't seen each other in a month. In this episode, they basically catch up and complain about what they would complain about in person.
In this episode Shawn expresses his disdain for others, Jay watches ESPN 8 (The Ocho), and they pitch what they believe is a killer movie idea.
Coming from their respective basements, the guys talk about their first Middletour screening, The country's obsession with buttholes, and making sense of our new normal.
In this episode (recorded before shit hit the fan) the guys talk about Jr High dances, the awkwardness of not knowing someone's name, and Jay remembers Chris Gaines.
In this episode the guys give any update on Middletown, Shawn meets Kelsey Grammer, and they discuss the passing of Kobe Bryant.
In this episode the mall has a leaky roof, Shawn throws out his back, and they laugh at people on the internet.
In this episode the guys talk about Japanese game shows and talking to army recruiters in high school. Shawn learns the world of hot dog vending and Jay recounts holding auditions for his first film.
In this episode the guys talk about Shawn doing comedy and Jay's sobriety. They also discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's brand, Goop, and getting turned down by a theater.
In this episode the guys talk New Year's Eve, Shawn falls down the stairs, and Jay recounts a plumbing emergency.
In this episode the guys jump in their time machine and discuss Brad Pitt leaving Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie and speculate what the relationships between the men of Full House were really like.
In this episode the guys get angry about people in parking lots and celebrate the holiday with their favorite rapper, Plies.
In this episode the guys chat with local comic Tommy McGuire Jr. about what it's like to cultivate a small city comedy scene.
In this episode Jay fulfills a lifelong dream and the guys get a strange voicemail.
In this episode the guys receive a strange package, talk Hard On! history, and revel in the success of premiering their feature film, Middletown. They also brought a mic to the premiere so you can listen to some candid chatter from the night!
In this episode the guys fill out job applications, lose a TV remote, and get hyped about the premiere of Middletown. On a side note, let's all be cool and ignore the fact this was uploaded a week late.
In this episode the guys discuss Shawn's road trip to St. Louis, their upcoming movie premiere, and reminisce about how Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune made them feel as kids.
In this episode the guys plan for Halloween and tell the true stories of two mysterious deaths.
In this episode the Kardashians get laughed at and the guys debate who had it worse; Andy Dufresne from The Shawshank Redeption or Chuck Noland from Cast Away.
In this episode Shawn and Jay romanticize the Texas State Fair, recap the Area 51 raid, and debate which setting is appropriate.
In this episode the guys dive into the Disney-Sony breakup and the plan to storm Area 51. Jay also decides to go rogue.
In this episode Jay goes to New Jersey and Shawn goes to Florida. Shawn also recounts his recent hospital stay.
In this episode Shawn buys a new house, Jay almost sinks a boat, and share bittersweet memories of smoking.
In this episode the guys talk about pets you shouldn't have, why we watch reality TV, and find out if Melson is the father.
In this episode the guys sit down with husband and wife filmmakers, Jorge Luna & Keelie Sheridan and discuss their upcoming feature, Planet b234. Executive Producer: Ian Weintraub Director of Photography: @joespit137 Costume Designer: @carlos_corletti Writer/ Actor/ Producer: @jorgelunadj Producer: @jay_the_wolverine_friedman Composer: @cesardavilairizarry Composer: @cimarquez Foley: @diego_benalcazar Actor: @yokko428 Actor: @ottolunacaratini Director/ Writer/ Producer: @keeliesheridan Film:...
In this episode the guys talk about the impending heat wave and Jay and Silent Bob Reboot. They then spend a very long time thanking the people who help them play pretend.