Hard On! 188: A Big Plastic Lie
In this episode the guys poke holes in Toy Story, discuss food handling protocol, and the dangers of fireworks.
Jul 29, 2019•1 hr 27 min
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Hard On! is a podcast featuring Shawn Barnes and Jay Leonard. Listen as the guys go hard on what's going on in their lives and around the world. Heck, they even have guests once and a while. ***EXPLICIT CONTENT***
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Episodes
Hard On! 187: Ignore the Sign on the Door
In this episode the guys talk about how delicious cream soda is, issues with Saved by the Bell, and confrontations with security guards.
Jul 19, 2019•25 sec
Hard On! 186: The Fudgery is Closed
In this episode the guys talk about circumcision, an empty amusement park, and the national tragedy that is the helium shortage.
Jun 14, 2019•1 hr 14 min
Hard On! 185: Girl on Grill
We're on the push to 200 episodes! In this episode the guys talk about dudes who wear shorts in the winter, the new extremes of porn, and does everything happen for a reason?
Jun 06, 2019•1 hr 3 min
Hard On! 184: Standing Up
In this episode Shawn talks about getting back on the stand up stage, they FINALLY talk about Endgame, and they explore the world of ASMR. ***ENDGAME SPOILERS***
May 31, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 183: Pig Heaven
In this episode Shawn and Jay talk about zombie pig brains, Jay becomes a local historian, and they realize they aren't woke enough.
May 22, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 182: Cutting the Cord
In this episode Jay tours New York, Shawn is a disappointment to his dead grandfather, and is cutting the cord actually the right move?
May 17, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 181: Let's Go to the Mall
In this episode the guy's move into their new home, Jay tells Shawn he should fight someone, and Shawn gets back into stand up comedy.
May 16, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 180: ...and you are?
In this episode Shawn stands for nostalgia, Jay has a night on the town, and they're both abandoned by friends.
May 03, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 179: 50 Shades of Duct Tape
In this episode Shawn and Jay welcome their friend Suzanna to the podcast. They talk about R.Kelly, the struggles of making new friends, and Suzanna pitches ideas for new segments on the podcast. They also play a round of The Fuck You Say?! All this and more in almost two full hours of podcasting. Strap in. Enjoy.
Apr 18, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 178: Bologna Joe
In this episode the guys learn about The Momo Challenge, Jay threatens to move into Shawn's day job, and the local movie theater closes.
Apr 11, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 177: A More Awkward Situation
In this episode Jay exorcises a demon from an end table and Shawn learns he apparently doesn't tip properly.
Mar 29, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 176: How to Win Valentine's Day
In this episode the guys complain about Valentine's Day and the perils of social media.
Mar 21, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 175 (The Reboot): Walk Like a Penguin
In this short episode Shawn and Jay try to make up for last episode by talking about dealing with going to the hospital and shenanigans in Middletown.
Mar 08, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 175: Guilty by the Association
In this episode Shawn and Jay complain about the NBA. ...yep. That's all they do.
Mar 08, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 174: The Duff/Lohan Scale
In this episode Shawn can't handle being called "chief", Jay tells us about a disaster in the office, and they create a scale to determine how crazy a child star becomes as an adult. All that and more! Enjoy, chief.
Feb 24, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 173: Ouch
In this episode Shawn reminds everyone how big of a wimp he is, Jay has exciting news about their movie Death Before Discomfort, and they discover some inconsistencies in the movie E.T.
Feb 11, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 172: You Kids Get off My Lawn!
In this episode Shawn tells Jay about the moment he realized he's becoming an old mad, our addiction to screens, and they run the gamut on a round of Would You Rather.
Jan 31, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 171: New Year New Meat Thermometer
It's 2019! In this episode the guys talk about the holidays, their fear of new technology, and the hottest thing they've ever eaten.
Jan 17, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 170: Starting Five
In this episode Shawn and Jay lie about recording another episode before Christmas, rank their top five Looney Tunes, and Shawn tells Jay about his high school's "Elf Auction".
Jan 04, 2019•2 min
Hard On! 169: You Know What That Means
In this episode Shawn sounds like garbage, Jay gets a new cat, and they debate over real and fake Christmas trees. They also wonder why people enjoy role playing and what that might be like for them.
Dec 19, 2018•2 min
Hard On! 168: Rude (olph)
In this episode the guys talk about their new upstairs neighbors, catch everyone up on Middletown, and why everyone is upset about Rudolph. They also introduce a new segment called Hip-Fop and a bad impression of Bill Clinton talks to a bad impression of Barack Obama.
Dec 07, 2018•2 min
Hard On! 167: Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Good Night
In this episode the guys accept the reality of the world with which they are presented.
Nov 15, 2018•2 min
Hard On! 166: Swing Away
Happy Halloween! For some reason, Shawn thought it would be a good idea to freak himself out. The guys tell scary stories, talk about how much they love the movie Signs, and Shawn tries to give himself a nightmare but ends up with indigestion.
Nov 09, 2018•2 min
Hard On! 165: The Pool Hustle Episode
In this episode Shawn and Jay talk about the local ghost tour, Jay's painting woes, and similarities between Family Matters and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Then Potato Jay and Sack-of-Shawn boot, rally and drive home drunk.
Oct 25, 2018•2 min
Hard On! 164: Shifty Living
In this episode Shawn and Jay talk about the pros and cons of subscription services, awkward Jr. High relationships, the best way to eat a bagel, and why you should go to concerts alone.
Oct 17, 2018•2 min
Hard On! 163: Seal Team Sex
The boys are back from the longest break they've ever taken from podcasting! In this episode they talk about wrapping up their movie The (Other) One, and the start of their next project, Middletown. They also talk about catering a cheap wedding, hiding porn, and the film Faces of Death. And you know there's an all new Craigslist Ad of The Week!
Oct 10, 2018•2 min
Hard On! 162: I'm in Your House, Randy
In this episode the guys sit down with two of the stars of their upcoming feature film, The (Other) One. John Mac Schnurr and Jennifer Lefsyk tell us about their experiences on set, what it’s like actor together as a real life couple, and we play a The (Other) One themed round of The Fuck You Say!?
Jul 07, 2018•2 min
Hard On! 161: Prize Inside
In this episode the guys discuss if Hitler survived the war, which cereals they love, and read bot written scripts. Oh, and you KNOW there's an all new Craigslist Ad of the Week!
Jun 22, 2018•2 min
Hard On! 160: Gone Fishin'
In this episode the guys talk about Shawn's fishing trip with his family, which super powers they'd like to have, and the 30 year old man who didn't want to move out of his parents' house. There's also an all new Craigslist Ad of the Week!
Jun 20, 2018•2 min
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