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Guys We F****d

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinsonluminarypodcasts.com
Hailed as changing the way society thinks about female sexuality, Guys We Fucked continues to pave the way toward a healthier outlook on sex. Hosted by stand-up comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, this critically acclaimed podcast will be your new best friend. Tune in every Friday to hear discussions on the most taboo kinks, interviews with revolutionaries in sexual health, cultural icons, and, occasionally, guys they’ve fucked. Learn more at https://luminary.link/gwf

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Episodes

WHAT SURPRISED YOU ABOUT YOUR CUM? ft. Wilfred Padua

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who had a woo-woo dream about her ex and now needs to find him. Mike talks about emailing Randy Newman while feeling especially emotional, Lewis Capaldi’s new song doesn’t pass the Corinne Test™, body positivity is kind of bullshit, but Krystyna-approved self-help author Michael Singer is not. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian WILFRED PADUA. The group discusses finally being open to serious romantic relationships, never ...

Dec 09, 20222 hr 43 minEp. 506

WHY DID YOU MAKE A FILM ABOUT INCEST WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND? ft. Erica Rhodes

Happy Thanksgiving, Fckers! This year, Corinne and Krystyna give thanks for your emails and offer some advice to a listener who wonders if she made the right decision leaving her engineering job after being patronized by an older male co-worker. Later, Corinne can’t help but wonder if women’s minor roles in men’s lives have been being highlighted in popular songs (see: LIL DICKY) this whole damn time?! This week’s guest is comedian and actor ERICA RHODES. The trio discuss how the entertainment i...

Dec 02, 20222 hr 47 minEp. 504

DO YOU LIKE HATE-FCKING? ft. Kerryn Feehan and Chloe La Branche

This week's episode was recorded live at Skankfest in Las Vegas, Nevada! First, Corinne and Krystyna read an email in-studio from a frustrated new mother whose husband is inconsiderately horny for her body. We then move to the live show featuring comedians Kerryn Feehan and Chloe La Branche. You'll enjoy male emotional intelligence training exercises like "How to Not Rape" and "Men Have Feelings Too, But What Are They?" and conversations about the number of guys at the festival they've fcked, ch...

Nov 25, 20222 hr 45 minEp. 503

YOUR MOM MADE YOU TERRIFIED OF YOUR DICK? ft. Anthony Devito

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener dealing with an ex who’s upset she couldn’t meet his deceased mom before she passed (six months before they started dating), and Krystyna is empowered by the New York Marathon without even running it. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian, ANTHONY DEVITO. The group discusses dating younger women without being manipulative, families that are run like corrupt governments, and entering a relationship so that you can be the abso...

Nov 18, 20222 hr 40 minEp. 502

THE 500th Episode, ft. Alissa Bennett

WELCOME TO THE 500TH EPISODE OF GUYS WE FCKED!!!! Join Corinne and Krystyna as they help a listener who’s realized that her new boyfriend is dangerously depressed, and as they congratulate Gisele Bündchen on leaving her husband to live her own dreams. Also, as they share some feasible career options for women hoping to marry a successful man. In honor of 500 episodes, the gang also runs through the sexual highlights of their lives so far. Today’s guest is co-host of Luminary Original podcast The...

Nov 11, 20222 hr 48 minEp. 500

THE D!CK WAS SO GOOD YOU SAW A PSYCHIC? ft. Kim Congdon and Sarah Weinshenk

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a college student struggling to make friends after leaving a cult. They also share some highlights from Skankfest, including advice for women who wanna crowd surf, and anyone trying to have a good time on acid. Plus, Krystyna realizes just how gosh darn great it is to date someone with a positive attitude. Today’s Guys We Fcked guests are stand-up comedians and podcasters, KIM CONGDON and SARAH WEINSHENK. The ladies discuss getting sapphic after ...

Nov 04, 20222 hr 37 minEp. 499

HOW DO YOU CREATE A CAREER FROM MASSAGING NUDE WOMEN? ft. Emmanuel Lustin

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who initiates plenty of romantic relationships just to end up with plenty of new friends. Corinne also reflects on hanging out with an ex for the first time in seven years… at the Renaissance Faire. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is professional sensual masseur, EMMANUEL LUSTIN. The group chats about the right ways to touch a woman (hint: it’s almost never what the guy wants), dealing with “blue pussy,” and creating a career from massagin...

Oct 28, 20221 hr 25 minEp. 497

CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP MASTURBATING IN MCDONALD’S? ft. Paul Virzi

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna discuss the importance of unpacking intrusive thoughts and admit that they like the taste of their own vaginas, which, for the record, was not an intrusive thought. They also recap their spooky and slutty time at Salem’s Haunted Happenings Grand Parade and revel in Krystyna’s nephew’s very valid obsession with… deez nuts. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian PAUL VIRZI. The trio explores parenting in a fcked up contemporary social climate,...

Oct 21, 20222 hr 35 minEp. 496

HOW QUICK IS TOO QUICK FOR A DICK TO GET HARD? ft. Daphnique Springs

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who’s been in an incredible relationship for the past two years, but can’t stop thinking about his ex-wife. And someone attempts to answer Corinne’s call for a man who values women as actual people instead of emotional-support humans. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and actor DAPHNIQUE SPRINGS. The group discusses the perks of having ho friends, sexting using pictures from Google Images, and the struggles of successful women da...

Oct 14, 20221 hr 27 minEp. 494

HE WENT FROM YOUR MOUTH TO YOUR NIPPLE? ft. Vanessa Bennett and John Kim

Happy Friday, Fuckers! On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener whose husband has been privately messaging a woman on OnlyFans, and Corinne gives us an update on her path to enlightenment (It turns out that achieving peak awareness kind of sucks). This week’s Guys We Fcked guests are relationship experts, authors, and real-life couple, VANESSA BENNETT and JOHN KIM. The group discusses misconceptions about “the one,” the difference between New York and LA therapists, and what’...

Oct 07, 20222 hr 52 minEp. 493

A FAKE BURP MADE YOUR CLIENT CUM? ft. Mariah Morvant

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who needs a bit of a wake-up call about her––to put it simply––bat sh*t crazy relationship and discuss how women are unfairly forced to take care of their boyfriends. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is cam girl and former phone sex operator, MARIAH MORVANT. The group explores the good and bad of phone sex, warning signs for a skeezy photographer, and the most wild kinks out there, including farting, burping, and dog poo sandwiches. Comment...

Sep 30, 20222 hr 1 minEp. 491

WHY ARE YOUR ORGANS FALLING INTO YOUR BALLSACK? w/ Ryan Long

This week, Corinne and Krystyna help out a listener who can’t stop attracting troubled men, share some ways to stop your date from trauma dumping, and answer the age-old question: Would you be mad if your boyfriend came on a stripper’s tits? Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and host of “The Boyscast,” RYAN LONG. The group discusses the different attitudes towards male and female success, emotional stoicism amidst all of this sociopolitical chaos, and––of course––Ryan’s long balls! Comment...

Sep 23, 20222 hr 47 minEp. 490

HOW PAINFUL IS A SCORPION STING TO THE LIP? ft. Rachel Wolfson

Corinne and Krystyna finally hear a good––or at least neutral––story from a listener, and they dive into the past to figure out why they choose the men they choose. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian RACHEL WOLFSON. The group discusses being the first female member of Johnny Knoxville’s Jackass crew, living with mental illness since childhood, staying friends with your ex-boyfriend, and more importantly, staying friends with your ex-boyfriend's mom. Big [family] member energy from ...

Sep 16, 20221 hr 26 minEp. 488

CAN YOU CONFIRM MY BANG SESH WITH MIKE?: A Very Coscarelli Birthday

On this week’s very special, very sexy Guys We Fcked, Corinne and Krystyna celebrate the 33RD BIRTHDAY (AKA his Jesus year) OF MIKE COSCARELLI by answering some burning questions from listeners, and some questions pulled from the Bucket of Love. The trio discuss the best ways to help a friend through a toxic relationship, the most bizarre times they’ve become uncontrollably horny, the not-so-glamorous realities of pursuing career passions, and male flirting “tactics.” It’s a very meaty episode. ...

Sep 09, 20221 hr 8 minEp. 487

DO PEOPLE TIP PROFESSIONAL CUDDLERS? ft. Michelle Renee and Brian Gibney

On this week’s episode, hosts Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who’s put in an awkward position after confronting her friend’s partner about his infidelity, and Corinne shares a Dylan update. Today’s Guys We Fcked guests are surrogate partners and intimacy coaches, MICHELLE RENEE and BRIAN GIBNEY. The group discusses the definition of sexual intimacy and integrity, how one can go about hiring a professional cuddler (yes, they exist!!), managing a very busy polyamorous lifestyle, and what exa...

Sep 02, 20222 hr 18 minEp. 485

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SAD WITH A HARD-ON? ft. Dan Perlman

This week, Corinne and Krystyna hear from a listener who’s struggling to feel sexy enough for sex,; they also have a convo about the weird, wild world of psychic mediums. This week’s GWF guest is comedian and co-creator/co-star of Showtime’s "Flatbush Misdemeanors," DAN PERLMAN. The group discusses managing mental health in a relationship, adjusting to a lifetime on antidepressants, recognizing times to cry instead of just crying, and the NY suicide hotline limiting your crisis-induced call to t...

Aug 26, 20222 hr 58 minEp. 484

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO FINALLY HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN? ft. Carmen Lagala

Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who ended up in her ex’s apartment only to find out that another woman and her handcuffs had moved in. They also debate the point of being ethical when everyone who isn't seems to be getting much further ahead (and having fun doing it). Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian CARMEN LAGALA. The trio breaks down seriously dating a girl after only seriously dating guys, the mechanics of getting eaten out, navigating pansexuality, and trying to hook up ...

Aug 19, 20222 hr 40 minEp. 482

WHY DO MEN WANT TO BE THE LITTLE SPOON SO BADLY? ft. Diego Lopez

Corinne and Krystyna hear a hand-job success story, and discuss masculinity so powerful that women would drop to their knees. They also get into the importance of spreading information about monkeypox; plus, they analyze the most recent turn in the Depp v. Heard trial. (Spoiler: Corinne was right.) Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and MMA instructor, Diego Lopez. The group talks about combating toxic masculinity with cage fighting, the best ways to slide into a stranger’s DMs, and why men...

Aug 12, 20222 hr 52 minEp. 481

HOW DID YOUR GRANDMA ENCOURAGE YOU TO FCK? ft. Sheba Mason and her Mom, Ginger

This week, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who is struggling through a sex drought, investigate nutritional diets, and wonder why women keep fcking up their own ascendance by supporting men instead of each other. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and daughter of comedy legend Jackie Mason, SHEBA MASON, and her mom, GINGER. The group discusses having a famous, but absent father, dating in the 70s/80s, and black magic. Fully equipped commentary by Mike Coscarelli. SEE CORINNE & KRYS...

Aug 05, 20222 hr 45 minEp. 479

WHAT HAPPENED TO HAND JOBS? ft. Jordan Rock

Corinne and Krystyna help a listener stop beating herself up about a misstep she made with a grown man who she thought was her friend. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian and actor, JORDAN ROCK. The group discusses the inner workings of a hoe phase, losing your virginity as a ninth grader, and why there just aren’t enough hand jobs these days. ROCK hard (see what we did there?) commentary from Mike Coscarelli. Tickets for C and K at the Center Stage Theatre (in Atlanta, on September...

Jul 29, 20222 hr 32 minEp. 478

YOU DID PORN WITH A TORN A**HOLE? ft. Carter Cruise

This week, hosts Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who thinks she might be a btch for not posting pictures of her boyfriend on Instagram and learn some shocking statistics about non-consensual pelvic exams. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is DJ and retired porn star, CARTER CRUISE. The women discuss the liberating nature of starring in porn, ways to tell your family that you’re entering the adult entertainment industry, harmful misconceptions developed within and beyond the porn community, and ho...

Jul 22, 20222 hr 30 minEp. 476

WHY ARE YOU SO ON EDGE? ft. Eric Neumann

Corinne and Krystyna ponder how men and women view age differences while dating and help console a listener who broke up with her BF over his dog. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian, ERIC NEUMANN. The group discusses getting caught sexting with someone else while you’re in a relationship, how to get over people pleasing tendencies, and being hit on by Madison Beer (and blowing it). Sext Positive commentary from Mike Coscarelli. Tickets for C and K at the Center Stage Theatre (Atlan...

Jul 15, 20222 hr 45 minEp. 475

WHAT EXACTLY ARE MEN SUPPOSED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW? ft. Michael Kosta

On this week’s episode, hosts Corinne and Krystyna grapple with the reversal of Roe v. Wade and help a listener who just can’t stay away from some toxic p*ssy. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian and The Daily Show correspondent, MICHAEL KOSTA. The group discusses what exactly men should be doing right now in terms of reproductive rights activism, the keys to a successful marriage, and why isolation (especially in the Arctic) is so terrible. Pro-choice-choice-dick commentary from Mi...

Jul 08, 20222 hr 44 minEp. 473

YOU FELT ROMANTIC CHEMISTRY FOR THE FIRST TIME AT 40? ft. Onika McLean

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna examine the ups and downs of grief and help a listener whose boyfriend moved across the country to be with her… and then totally ignored her. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian ONIKA MCLEAN. The trio discusses the aftermath of being raised by teen parents, tumultuous self-improvement journeys, the parts of religion that are BS, and getting lapped by a 103-year-old woman at the pool. 103-inch (give or take) commentary from Mike Coscarelli. Pre-Sal...

Jul 01, 20221 hr 21 minEp. 472

DOES FAME RUIN SEX? ft. Stephan Jenkins

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna break down feminism in the entertainment industry and help a listener figure out if he should share his feelings with a woman who previously shut down the idea of a romantic relationship. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is songwriter, guitarist, and lead singer of Third Eye Blind, STEPHAN JENKINS. The group discusses the unexpected powers of osteopathy (look it up, baby!), the impact of fame on sex, and being attracted to powerful women, even those who ar...

Jun 24, 20222 hr 54 minEp. 470

KINKY SEX IS HEALING? ft. Dr. Lee Phillips

Corinne and Krystyna break down what you might be missing about the Depp v. Heard trial. Today's Guys We Fcked guest is sex therapist, psychotherapist and couples counselor, DR. LEE PHILLIPS. This discussion includes how to stop people pleasing, the healing nature of kinky sex (even splooshing), ways to not internalize being cheated on, and confirmation that sex addiction really is bulls**t . Kinky commentary from Mike Coscarelli.   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR F...

Jun 17, 20222 hr 57 minEp. 469

HOW BAD IS THE SEXUAL MISCONDUCT IN THE MILITARY? ft. Amy Braley Franck and Lindsey Knapp

This week, Corinne and Krystyna eat an un-utilized $150 cake while they help talk a listener out of banging her stepdad—who keeps putting out “the vibe." Today's Guys We Fcked guests are armed service sexual assault advocates, AMY BRALEY FRANCK and LINDSEY KNAPP. Hosts and guests discuss military cover-ups of sexual assault, how difficult it is to report and prosecute abusers in the armed forces, and the laughable stories of the “preventable” measures being taken to try a...

Jun 10, 20222 hr 42 minEp. 467

THE FIRST TIME YOU MASTURBATED WAS TO "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND?" ft. Rell Battle

Hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson help a listener figure out if the fact that she cums the hardest from rape porn makes her weird. Today's Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and actor RELL BATTLE. The trio talk about discovering sexuality after a religious upbringing, Vancouver dating app escapades, and calling women out on faking orgasms. Small (just kidding, lol) commentary from Mike Coscarelli.   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- “OUR SPECIAL DAY” -- FOR FREE: https://w...

Jun 03, 20222 hr 45 minEp. 466

YOU SEE THE FACE OF YOUR TOXIC DAD IN YOUR SON? ft. Mike Cannon

On this week’s episode, hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson help a listener trying to decide if she should go back on birth control to slow her constant bleeding from endometriosis (tough call). Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and podcaster, MIKE CANNON. The trio talk about falling out with toxic parents, juggling being a dad while working the road, and self producing his latest comedy special, “White Privilege Homeless”. Engulfing commentary from, Mike Coscarelli. WATCH THE GWF...

May 27, 20221 hr 14 minEp. 464

YOU GOT PUSHED OUT OF YOUR OWN MAGAZINE? ft. Marcelle Karp

On this week's episode, hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson help a listener looking for a lifeline in dealing with her lifelong suicidal ideology. Today's Guys We Fcked guest is feminist icon and writer, MARCELLE KARP. The trio talk about founding, and being pushed out of, BUST Magazine, making the choice to be a single mother, supporting every generation of feminism, and her new book Getting Over Max Cooper . Engulfing commentary from Mike Coscarelli.   Buy Marcelle's book GETTING...

May 20, 20222 hr 37 minEp. 463