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Guys We F****d

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinsonluminarypodcasts.com
Hailed as changing the way society thinks about female sexuality, Guys We Fucked continues to pave the way toward a healthier outlook on sex. Hosted by stand-up comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, this critically acclaimed podcast will be your new best friend. Tune in every Friday to hear discussions on the most taboo kinks, interviews with revolutionaries in sexual health, cultural icons, and, occasionally, guys they’ve fucked. Learn more at https://luminary.link/gwf

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Episodes

DO YOU HAVE SEX TO FILL A VOID?

Bonded by now having both seen Corinne's naked bod, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are more ready than ever to dive into some serious talks about not knowing what the fuck you're doing when you start fucking, possible reasons your boo hasn't banged you in 10 months and how to lower yourself to dating a 6 when you're totes used to a 9. This week, Krystyna and Corinne welcome bad boy comic JOE MASSE to the show to discuss the ins and outs of his 36-hour relationship, his time spent in anger m...

Oct 24, 20141 hr 28 min

DOES CHASING PUSSY MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE?

Fresh off the heat of their Reddit thread, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are back for another week of broadcasting from a basement! Corinne's pussy is in pain, Krystyna's broke, but, hey, at least they have the love and support of everyone on the Internet (LOLz y'all)! After advising a hot babe on how to deal with being dumped by her publicly known boo, the gals sit down with EMILY & ARSHAN, their real-life friends who are in a real-life open relationship...that's working! As the first...

Oct 17, 20141 hr 12 min

YOU CAN MAKE MONEY WITHOUT A DICK TOUCHING YOUR FOOT?

Sure Corinne can't recall exactly what happened at her birthday party, but rumor is she had a damn good time! Meanwhile, Krystyna went back to Pennsylvania and finally mustered up the courage to tell her mom about the podcast. This week, the ladies of Sorry About Last Night welcome dominatrix and NYC-based performer extraordinaire, LADY ZOMBIE and writer/comedian JAY NOG. The 4-some go into depth about the underworld of BDSM (Bondage Discipline Sadism Masochism) including dungeons, stinky feet f...

Oct 10, 20141 hr 14 min

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS GAY?

Even after the success of her best friend's wedding, Corinne still thinks the idea of getting married is insane while Krystyna's period is making her (and everyone around her) go insane. This week, after the girls answer #fucker letters from a strong black woman who doesn't understand what white guys are more intimidated by -- the strong or the black -- and a self-proclaimed 'fat slut', they sit down with comic and ordained minister, MARIBETH MOONEY. MARIBETH is a 50+ cougar who officiates weddi...

Oct 03, 20141 hr 18 min

HOW DO YOU SHAVE YOUR DICK? (Hoboken Comedy Festival Special)

This week, the podcast which has been the platform for many the break-up talk, goes through a break-up of its own. Good thing for the girls of Sorry About Last Night, no Ben & Jerry's is required for this one. What they DO need to know, however, is how the fuck do you shave something as seemingly delicate as a penis shaft? Corinne and Krystyna welcome guest JAMES MATTERN, comedian and therapist-in-training, to talk being raised by your grandparents, pubic topiaries, and wanting what's good f...

Sep 26, 20141 hr 10 min

HOW DO YOU DEFINE A 'FEEBLE-ASS BITCH'?

Is a private meeting with a web cam girl cheating? Is asking a girlfriend who's been raped to fulfill your rape fantasy bad form? Why are guys so against 2 guy/1 girl threesomes? This and other daunting questions are thrown into the ring on this new episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's friend, VERONICA, who, after becoming a bit of a fan girl of the podcast (and after a couple glasses of saki) has decided to di...

Sep 19, 20141 hr 28 min

TODD: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU'D BOTH BEEN WITH ME?

It's 9/12, guys, and NO ONE GIVES A FUUUUUUCK! This week, the chix of Sorry About Last Night welcome week's end already hungover. Like, viciously hungover. Real talk, even Corinne's vagina is hungover (meanwhile, Krystyna's got sleep-fingered). Like any dude with skills, the comedy duo EASE into this episode with chat of cheating exes, pube upkeep, Ray Rice & Janay Palmer (obvs) and kindly map out on the body where it's appropriate to cum. Their glorious guest today is a first in GWF history...

Sep 12, 20141 hr 25 min

SHANE S.: WHAT'S A SEX TALK FROM DEE SNIDER LIKE?

After preparing to have a lighthearted discussion about sex crimes to open the show, instead the heavyhearted Corinne & Krystyna mourn the death of arguably the hardest working person in comedy. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian, puppeteer, and all-around nice guy SHANE S. (yes, it's a different Shane, not the drunk one) to talk about what he thought sex was as a young lad, the ins and outs of a birds & bees talk from his famous dad, and how to react when yo...

Sep 05, 20141 hr 21 min

CRAZY CHICKS ARE BETTER IN BED?

On this week's episode of the anti slut-shaming podcast, Corinne divulges her secret Saturday morning ritual and her feelings on Beyoncé's feministy VMA performance while Krystyna gushes of her young girl yearning to date an older man. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome their comic, good friend, and road gig buddy RYAN REISS to talk about feelings, being fat and getting your fucking heart broken. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: smart girls v. hot girls, the nastiest sex acts as describ...

Aug 29, 20141 hr 31 min

YOU KNOW WE BOTH WANNA FUCK YOU?

Fresh (or less-than-fresh, really) off the red eye in from LA, Corinne & Krystyna are sad to be back, but happy to be alive after an action-packed trip that included, spills, thrills...and Steve Urkel (WTF!?!). This week, the now bronzed babes of Sorry About Last Night interview fellow comic and man-in-the-midst-of-a-6 1/2-year-relationship-that's-really-a-15-year-relationship, MIKE CANNON! While Corinne seems truly perplexed about what Krystyna and Mike both do to keep their respective curr...

Aug 22, 20141 hr 8 min

ISAAC: WHAT MADE YOU THINK YOU COULD EAT HER OUT?

After Krystyna and Corinne decide they simply must address the elephant (dressed as a genie, dressed as an extraterrestrial, dressed as a nanny, dressed as Rainbow Randolph, dressed as a children's doctor, dressed as a photo technician, dressed as a big little kid...) in the room and Krystyna emotionally explains how depression has played an unfortunately large role in her life, the girls of Sorry About Last Night regroup to talk about, well, er, fuckin'. While heterosexual 'sex' is usually unde...

Aug 15, 20141 hr 6 min

YOU STILL HAVE A VAGINA?

Guys, you're not going to believe this, but Krystyna and her boyfriend had yet another orgasmic sex sesh! Meanwhile, Corinne got it on hardcore...with her hand (womp womp)...BUT...was so inspired that she thought up the perfect future GWF guest! Listener E-mails were flooding in this week, so the girls of Sorry About Last Night help out by answering questions about not feeling sexual enough and being totes obsessed with your ex(es), they learn a little bit more about getting kicked in the balls ...

Aug 08, 20141 hr 1 min

DO YOU SCISSOR?

After Corinne explains her boyfriend hunger games to Krystyna and they dissect the confusion that is a bridal shower like the city-dwelling, semi-tomboys they are, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome their first-ever lesbian guest, ANNI! During what ironically might be the most sexually tense episode to date, the vag-tastic threesome talk, well, a lot about pussy (just how DO you eat it? Can they all squirt? Are they truly the snowflake of the human organ family??). And then Krystyna and ...

Jul 31, 20141 hr 11 min

DO GUYS KEEP TRACK OF THEIR FUCKS?

Corinne's back from Montreal with a fresh serving of self-hate on her plate and even the sunshiney Krystyna can't convince her that she's doing great, but the mood at the table is still perky enough to discuss how to keep a fuck buddy and whether or not it's cool to dirty talk about exes in the sack. This week, the women of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian Joe DeRosa who, to his credit, just straight up asked to be on the podcast (ask and ye shall receive -- a good rule in life AND sex, k...

Jul 23, 20141 hr 25 min

DANNY: WERE YOU ASHAMED TO FUCK ME?

After Krystyna finally gets word on whether or not her boyfriend is cool with her masturbating to other dudes and Corinne, while innocently trying to get an iced coffee, is greeted with the Harlem Boys Choir of getting pussy, the women of Sorry About Last Night sit down with this week's guest, Danny. After spending a series of drunken, high Saturday nights last Summer acting as Corinne's fuck buddy, Danny has a few souvenirs to talk about including a pair of panties and his self-proclaimed best ...

Jul 18, 20141 hr 12 min

THERE WAS A HEAD COMING OUT OF YOUR VAGINA FOR 20 MINUTES?

After spending the night dancing on tables (and attempting bathroom sex) in a straight-turned-gay bar to celebrate Alfie's (From GWF Episode: "Did He Know You Were 14?") birthday, Corinne & Krystyna drag their sore asses into the studio to give some advice on bedroom body image and the [married] girl that got away. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's co-worker, Corinne (nope, that's not a typo), a former teen mom, to give #fuckers the real deal on what it's like t...

Jul 11, 20141 hr 18 min

YOU HAD SEX WITHOUT SEEING HIS DICK FIRST?!

The boob sweat. The frozen margaritas. That daunting need to fuck. It's Summer, folks! While Krystyna is even happier than usual from a toe-tingling sexual experience pre-podcast, Corinne finds herself being inundated on the internets with mens who may have possibly probably kinda sorta definitely realized from the podcast that she's totally DTF. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night break GWF ground by inviting on Krystyna's current boyfriend, Stephen, and HIS ex-girlfriend, Lindsey for...

Jul 03, 20141 hr 17 min

DAVID: YOU PUT A VAMPIRE UP YOUR TWAT?

After surviving a weekend performing at Foxwoods Casino that included, but was not limited to, homeless youths from Montreal, pure alcohol vomit, and death, er, we mean HIKING trails, KRYSTYNA and CORINNE are back in the heart of New York City answering questions from #fuckers like "What makes me unfuckable?", "Is puking on someone's dick shameful?", and "Is it really how you wiggle your worm?" This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's former Summer lovah, comedy televisio...

Jun 27, 20141 hr 8 min

BUT DAMN, A BEDPOST UP YOUR PUSSY?

This week, KRYSTYNA "recovering from the trauma of finding out she will not be going on a free 10-day cruise" HUTCHINSON and CORINNE "still doesn't know how to properly insert a tampon" FISHER dive nose first into a pile full of #fucker problems from nude pics gone astray to fecal fucking to handling a queef like a champ. Their guest this week is LAST COMIC STANDING's YAMANEIKA SAUNDERS who was so determined to be on the podcast she offered to finger the girls of Sorry About Last Night just to p...

Jun 20, 20141 hr 10 min

GAY PANEL PT 2: HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH PREMATURE EJACULATION?

In a refreshing change of events, this week Krystyna borrows the "Barfs MaGee" crown normally worn by Corinne, but that doesn't stop the gals from throwing back a few Bud Light Lime-A-Ritas (WILL YOU BE OUR SPONSOR, PLZ??) as they chat with their guests, TOMMY & GRANT, two new members of the GUYS WE FUCKED GAY PANEL! Sure, Tommy is a stripper, but he's also a PHD student, sex researcher and former rude bartender while Grant is the founder of the nonprofit organization Yoga Within Reach, Lead...

Jun 13, 20141 hr 13 min

TOO LATE FOR PLAN B, TOO EARLY FOR AN ABORTION?

On this episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the women of Sorry About Last Night take a walk on the serious side. Corinne continues to excel at her favorite pastime: GETTING DUMPED and Krystyna is lucky enough to relive every juicy moment of the event. The backstory! The drama! The texts! Post play-by-play, Krystyna and Corinne welcome Audrie to the show. Brought up in an Evangelical Christian home, Audrie and her boyfriend, John, recently dealt with an unwanted pregnancy. B...

Jun 06, 20141 hr 16 min

DARREN: YOU WANT FINE ASS GIRLS TO FUCK?

After taking a dip in the misogyny cesspool that was this past week, Corinne and Krystyna towel off just long enough to spout their views on the women's rights issues that have been on America's mind in recent days, namely last Friday's rejection-fueled California bloodbath and the resulting #YesAllWomen Twitter campaign. Post-politics, the women of Sorry About Last Night give Krystyna's first true love, a muttonchopped music dude named DARREN, a ring for a cross-country talk about minivan sex t...

May 30, 20141 hr 18 min

YOU FILED YOUR NAILS DURING SEX? w/ JENNI 'JWOWW' FARLEY

Proving she is truly an evolved sexual being, this past weekend Krystyna introduced her boyfriend to a guy she used to fuck and also met his girlfriend while Corinne spent a rainy Friday night garnering herself some visible sexual injuries proving that maybe her body needs more calcium. On this juicy episode of the anti slut-shaming podcast, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with Jenni 'JWoww' Farley (of Jersey Shore fame) at her home in, you guessed it, New Jersey! The gals talk micr...

May 23, 20141 hr 12 min

MIKE: YOU FUCKED THE BIGOTRY OUT OF HER?

Sure, they've talked about jizz-in-the-face, rape fantasies, dropping tits on passed out comrades and pissing on public floors, but it was their comical wish that Corinne's bang boo "be blacker" that stopped the record. Scraaaaaaatch! Alright, Young Al Sharptons of America (and India and Brazil and Jordan...etc.) let's discuss race! On this week's episode, Krystyna & Corinne (together known as comedy duo Sorry About Last Night) welcome the actual Black man of the hour -- MIKE BROWN. Grab som...

May 16, 20141 hr 11 min

DO GUYS SHOW EACH OTHER THEIR DICKS?

Ahh! Spring is finally upon us and the smell of semen is in the air! While Krystyna was on the east side acting so crazy she thought the only logical explanation was pregnancy, Corinne was on the west side fucking a black guy. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last night hang with MARK NORMAND, comedian, writer of one of comedy's top slut-inspired jokes (as determined by Corinne) and dude Krystyna would fuck if circumstances were different. In this hilarious episode, the girls blast Mark's idea...

May 09, 20141 hr 7 min

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PROSTATE MILKING? w/DAN MOTHERFUCKIN SAVAGE

While Krystyna has decided life is better without a full length mirror, Corinne has been busy basking in the glory of her butt as reflected in her brand new vanity mirror (emphasis on the vanity). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome a dream guest, DAN SAVAGE. Savage is an author, media pundit & journalist best known for his syndicated sex advice column "Savage Love", his weekly podcast "Savage Lovecast" and for starting the "It Gets Better" campaign with husband Terry Mille...

May 02, 20141 hr 21 min

CRAIG: CAN YOU HAVE A CROOKED VAGINA?

After last week's cornucopia of emotions, Krystyna and Corinne needed to skip town. Krystyna found comfort in a Kim Kardashian-like stripper outside of Boston and Corinne traveled to the majestic land of New Jersey where her standing on the 'Tier of Sluttiness' was realized. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome a recurring GWF character of sorts...none other than CRAIG MAHONEY (AKA MAHOTTIE). Contrary to the show's title, sometimes having a penis in one's vagina isn't the true m...

Apr 25, 20141 hr 13 min

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY ASS?

It's been a rough week. Krystyna bombed, Corinne dropped some bombs. They both cried. After one of the more serious intros in Guys We Fucked history, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome this week's guest: a former professional escort (yeah, like a fancy prostitute) to shed some light on the often shit upon sex industry. In this rare estrogen-only episode, the 3-some discusses 3-ways (with various gender identity combos), feeling like a dumbass in lingerie, sadistic sex acts, girl crushes...

Apr 18, 20141 hr 10 min

JOE: TO SWALLOW OR NOT TO SWALLOW?

The most important thing to remember during sex is that rhythm is a dancer. Although Corinne's a little rundown from all the mouse murdering she's been doing in her new digs and Krystyna's addiction to Sesame Chicken has reached new heights, the girls of Sorry About Last Night have rallied yet again to bring you answers to some of life's most harrowing questions such as the age-old TO SWALLOW...OR NOT TO SWALLOW? This week we meet freshly fucked JOE, a member of the Shaved Generation, who has be...

Apr 11, 20141 hr 12 min
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