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Guys We F****d

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinsonluminarypodcasts.com
Hailed as changing the way society thinks about female sexuality, Guys We Fucked continues to pave the way toward a healthier outlook on sex. Hosted by stand-up comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, this critically acclaimed podcast will be your new best friend. Tune in every Friday to hear discussions on the most taboo kinks, interviews with revolutionaries in sexual health, cultural icons, and, occasionally, guys they’ve fucked. Learn more at https://luminary.link/gwf

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Episodes

DUDE PANEL: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE A PENIS?

Whether or not the girls of Sorry About Last Night are getting laid, one thing's for sure... iTunes is constantly fucking them up the ass! This week, instead of answering questions, Corinne & Krystyna get to ask them! Plagued by a lifetime's worth of not knowing what the hell guys are thinking, feeling, or doing with their dicks, C & K have decided to grab two dudes they know (MIKE COSCARELLI & GENE GETMAN) and interrogate them about what it's like to be the less fair sex. Feed your ...

May 29, 20151 hr 38 min

WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT YOU WERE RAPED?

This weekend, while Corinne was deep-throating mint chocolate chip gelato alone in her apartment, Krystyna was getting her pussy played like a kazoo at a Pennsylvania strip club. Plus, one less sexual listener asks the girls if a sex-less life is a pathetic life? This week, Sorry About Last Night sits down with comedian and rape survivor, Wendi Starling, to talk, for one of the first times, about a night seven years ago. The three discuss, graphically and candidly, the incidents of this night (a...

May 22, 20152 hr 3 min

WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON THE WORD FAGGOT?

Neil Sedaka really got down to the nitty gritty when he simply crooned, "Breaking up is hard to do." Because it is. Like, really, really hard. This week, Corinne took a solo trip to a comedy show to test her mental state and Krystyna recounts her obsession with someone she knew wasn't right for her. Meanwhile, an angry #fucker needs help finding zen after learning his longtime girlfriend was cheating on him. On this week's episode of The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the girls of Sorry About Last N...

May 15, 20151 hr 54 min

SHE CAUGHT YOU JERKING OFF HER SON?

Much like a dick after a glass of whiskey, some of the #fuckers have gone soft... So, this week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night have summoned someone to toughen y'all up -- comic, conservative & cock-sucker, TIM DILLON! Tim, Corinne & Krystyna get into the real shit in this episode with tales of tugging your straight BFF's wiener and neighborhood-wide penis presentations as well as everyone's thoughts on conditions in less sexually progressive countries and where it's appropriate to...

May 08, 20151 hr 32 min

YOU DO SEXUAL HEALING?

It wouldn't be much of a sex podcast if the girls of Sorry About Last Night didn't discuss THE ALMIGHTY BRUCE JENNER INTERVIEW. Following their thoughts on Bruce's tell-all about his upcoming transition into Her, Corinne & Krystyna welcome this week's guest, Comedian, Writer, Director, Producer, Blogger, Dentist, Healer, Friar, and all-around comedy staple, JEFFREY GURIAN. During their enlightening conversation, the three talk about fucking on a spiritual level, how whores used to get some r...

May 01, 20151 hr 36 min

SO EVERYONE'S LIFE IS LIKE AN R. KELLY SONG?: The Asexual Panel

Welp, Hillary's officially running for President and Donald Trump is officially an asshole. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (LAST CALL WITH MOTHERFUCKING CARSON DALY) sit down with two fellow comics, BEN ROSEN & DANIEL CROW, who both also happen to be asexual. During what could be called the least naughty 4-some of all-time, the group talks about discovering your penis doesn't react to the outside world like everybody else's, what to do with...

Apr 24, 20151 hr 29 min

DID YOU HAVE A PUSSY RENAISSANCE? w/ HORATIO SANZ

What. A. Week. The newly-crowned Auntie Krystyna's ovaries are in overdrive after meeting her brother's new baby boy, meanwhile Corinne was up to something a little less family-oriented (in short, the most sexually deviant thing she's ever done) and she describes it in graphic detail (HI MOM!!). Closing out their series of awesome LA interviews, this week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with actor, comedian, Chilean, and SNL alum HORATIO SANZ in his basement for a whiskey (girls on...

Apr 17, 20151 hr 55 min

HOW DEEP IS YOUR VAGINA? w/ BONNIE McFARLANE

Is our generation losing the ability to love? If Corinne's first (and last) Tinder date is a sign, then, well, yes. On a worse note, a concerned #fucker writes the girls about a nudie pic scandal that's sweeping the halls of Krystyna's alma mater and taking slut-shaming to a new low. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome writer, comedian, and director of the documentary Women Aren't Funny, BONNIE McFARLANE, to discuss sexism in comedy, being married to an addict, fucking the same...

Apr 10, 20151 hr 41 min

JASON: YOU GOT A BLOW JOB PROSTITUTE?

Now that all four Sorry About Last Night parental units have the podcast on their radar, Corinne & Krystyna feel a great weight lifted as they go into their second-ever live taping at the Bell House in Brooklyn (there were people there this time, we promise) as part of the Bad Assery Women & Comedy Conference. In need of a charismatic guest, Corinne reached out to fellow comic and photographer, JASON BURKE, who happily obliged a mere day before the recording. So committed was he to the c...

Apr 03, 20151 hr 20 min

WHAT'S A CIRCLE JERK? w/ NEAL BRENNAN

Things are really looking up in Sorry About Last Night land's love & sex department this week! Krystyna is celebrating 4 years since her first date with Stephen (after which she called her mom to notify her she just dined with her future husband) and Corinne reignited the fuck flame with a former bang buddy who now owns an apartment conveniently located by her fave comedy club (because, you know, adulthood). This week, the gals welcome stand-up comic, writer, director, producer, and co-creat...

Mar 27, 20151 hr 36 min

IS THERE A CLITLY KARDASHIAN? w/ ANDY DICK

This week, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with Andy Dick. The rest takes care of itself. E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Follow Andy on: TWITTER: twitter.com/AndyDick INSTAGRAM @AndyDick FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/AndyDick Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr....

Mar 20, 20151 hr 59 min

HOW DID YOU PREP FOR ANAL SCENES?

While Los Angeles might not be a place where women's words and men's views are as progressive as Corinne & Krystyna had hoped, it sure is full of sexiness and adventure! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome MISTI DAWN, GWF's very first porn star guest, to the conversation. Raised in a Mormon family in Kentucky, at a young age Misti got in touch with her sexuality, first as a Suicide Girl, then later by performing in hardcore pornography. In her first in-depth interview sinc...

Mar 13, 20151 hr 26 min

HOW DID YOU SATISFY THREE VAGINAS AT ONCE?

Fresh off their SOLD OUT show at The Comedy Store in Hollywood (THANK YOU!!), Corinne & Krystyna can't think of a better way to slide right back into the reality of their really weird lives than with a detailed conversation about cum-guzzling sparked by one #fucker's E-mail. Post jizzy jibber jabber, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome DJ, Musician, and Producer of Opie & Jim Norton on Sirius XM, TROY QUAN. Troy is that legendary dude we all have in our lives who seemingly has it...

Mar 06, 20151 hr 23 min

ARE YOU FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKED UP?

Welp, the girls of Sorry About Last Night beat the odds and survived their trip to Central Illinois with two drag queens and they have two bellies full of Cheddar's, a new appreciation for contouring, and some unforgettable Tinder experiences to show for it! While Corinne is sure she's just swiped right on her next great love while on the bathroom floor in a Ramada Inn in Decatur, this week also brought with it a throwback evening with her first great love. On today's episode, Krystyna, Corinne ...

Feb 27, 20151 hr 28 min

YOU LIKE EARNING PUSSY? w/ MICHAEL CHE

Neither Corinne nor Krystyna saw Fifty Shades of Grey this past Valentine's Day weekend -- C was busy hanging out alone and, well, let's just say K was all tied up. During this week's intro, religion and sex mix (or, rather, don't) as the girls share their thoughts with a Muslim #fucker who is leaning towards saving herself for marriage. The GWF hosts then welcome their guest -- SNL Weekend Update correspondent, comic, and writer of an infamous cat calling joke -- MICHAEL CHE. The three discuss ...

Feb 20, 20151 hr 21 min

IS BEING A GIGOLO EASY?

The gals of Sorry About Last Night will be packing their shit and coming to a town near you soon (well, I mean if you live in or near rural Illinois or LA), but before they do that it's time to verbally walk one loyal #fucker through the ins and outs of anal sex (shaving, lube, enimas, anal beads). But first things first -- BUTT PLAY! Then, they're ready to give a second listener tips on why none of his friends are willing to be his first fuck. This week, Corinne and Krystyna welcome GARREN (Sho...

Feb 13, 20151 hr 29 min

SHE GOT SLIMED? w/DANNY TAMBERELLI

While Krystyna was rolling on Molly and getting a hand massage from a hot chick, Corinne was studying Super Bowl post-sex selfies and remembering why she initially instated her "No Fucking Celebrities" rule. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome a pillar of their childhood: actor, musician…and fucking LITTLE PETE from THE ADVENTURES OF PETE & PETE -- DANNY TAMBERELLI! As if they've been friends for years, this mischievous threesome throws back some beers as they talk teenage...

Feb 06, 20151 hr 21 min

SAM: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THAT SEX SUIT?

Within moments of having the apartment to herself, Krystyna breaks out her favorite wand to work some magic on her pussy, while further uptown Corinne is bored to tears with all her regular sexters. Marked 'URGENT' in the GWF inbox, an E-mail from a fucker on the brink of losing her virginity poses questions that need to be answered STAT and the girls of Sorry About Last Night are more than prepared to give their girlie a crash prep course on intercourse. This week, C&K sit down with writer,...

Jan 30, 20151 hr 22 min

YOU WENT 18 MONTHS WITHOUT SEX?

Not even a month into 2015 and already the Sorry About Last Night inbox is bursting with excitement! From fucking Dads (not your own, ew, gross) to the haters addicted to the podcast to 16-year-olds who have "never been fucked" (uhh...good!) to a superfan of Corinne's outie vajay...what a year this is shaping up to be! Kick back with Krystyna and Corinne as they sit down with this week's guest -- comic, registered nurse, and opener for Carlos Mencia -- MIGUEL DALMAU! Miguel is one amongst a skyr...

Jan 23, 20151 hr 33 min

YOU HAD A SOPHIE'S CHOICE OF BITCHES?

There are some unavoidable truths in life. You will find love and lose it. There will be sunshine after the rain. And a penis must be fully erect before attempting to insert it into a vagina. Guys, much to Krystyna's delight, Corinne finally tried drugs. Sadly, that was not the most interesting story she has from this weekend (Spoiler Alert: It has to do with "boning"...or whatever it is that happened to her). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome JOHN CAMPANELLI - comedian, Inst...

Jan 09, 20151 hr 41 min

YOU TOOK PLAN-B AFTER A HAND JOB?

HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY NEW YOU! (J/K you're still a piece of shit.) Welp, it's 2015 and Corinne & Krystyna are still fucking guys and talking about it. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome possibly the hardest working living comedian (since Joan Rivers is dead), SUBHAH AGARWAL. Brought up in a strict Hindu household by Indian parents whose marriage was arranged, it's taken Subhah a long time to get her freak on (and, if you ask her mother, she's still a virgin). But, now that...

Jan 02, 20151 hr 27 min

DID YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU WERE GAY? w/ KEVIN MEANEY

Well, fuckers! It's the last episode of 2014 and whether or not you've decided on a resolution...it's time to move the fuck on! To end this action-packed year, Corinne & Krystyna couldn't think of a grander guest than stand-up comic, Broadway star and performer extraordinaire MR. KEVIN MEANEY. This is an extra special one, so grab some hot chocolate (with marshmallows, obvs!) and the new Dre Beats you got from Santa and listen in as the three talk living with a huge secret, getting aroused f...

Dec 23, 20141 hr 16 min

TIM CURRY HIT ON YOUR DAD?

Tis the season...to talk graphically about sex with Buzz from Home Alone!! Ahh, holy shit, Krystyna and Corinne could not be more excited to sit down and chat with their good friend, DEVIN RATRAY (again, we repeat, this is the real Buzz McCallister from Home Alone!!), for this very Christmas-y episode of Guys We Fucked! Over whiskey on the rocks, as is their tradition, the trio, who have technically shared a bed, discuss what life is like when folks think you're Philip Seymour Hoffman, being so ...

Dec 19, 20141 hr 32 min

YOU ATE AN M&M OUT OF A GIRL'S BUTT?

The weather outside is frightful, but year two of Guys We Fucked started out delightful! After the ab workout that was Vinnie's second poopie-filled visit to the show, the gals of Sorry About Last Night feel more than inspired enough to answer this week's fucker mail filled with conundrums like "What do you do when you're sexually bored in a relationship with a dude you KNOW is awesome?" and "How do you fuck when all you can think about is the one who got away?". Post fan therapy sesh, Corinne a...

Dec 12, 20141 hr 14 min

VINNIE (pt. 2): YOU DON'T REMEMBER MY VAGINA?!?

WHEEEEEEE! Welcome to year fucking two of talking to guys we fucked, about fucking and general fucked-upedness on GUYS WE FUCKED: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast!! This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night start year numero dos off right with the man who helped us start it all! The ballsiest fucker we know! VINNIE!! That's right, ladies and gents, the ramblin' man himself is back to cough, stutter and complain his way through another episode and we couldn't be more excited. A lot has changed f...

Dec 05, 20141 hr 32 min

SLUTS, BJs, ASS-LICKING & FEELINGS: A Year of Guys We Fucked

On the last episode of year one of attempting to interview every guy they've ever fucked, Corinne and Krystyna take some time to reflect on everything they've learned so far, offer more of their signature dude girl advice to the authors of some of the juicier fucker fan mail that never previously made it to air, and come to realize that while their lives are totally different and they have grown so much as people, perhaps they're just ironically back where they began? Oh, also they gone ask you ...

Nov 27, 20141 hr 28 min

ANDREW: DO YOU WANT YOUR DICK FORCE-SUCKED?

After being barraged with a slew of E-mails and Tweets from other girls with guys just not that into them, Corinne feels...better? Maybe? Not really? Who cares? At any rate, much like the Native Americans, she hates to waste anything (even feelings), so she's happy to have helped some sad fuck souls out there by sharing yet another vignette from the series of unfortunate events that is her (lack of) love life. Meanwhile, Krystyna gives a loyal fucker the fuck yes to online dating to find a FB (f...

Nov 21, 20141 hr 20 min

DO YOU HAVE A MAGIC TONGUE?

As the saying goes, things comes in threes, so it's only appropriate that as the girls approach one year of talking about guys they fucked on Guys We Fucked, Corinne rounds it out with getting "dumped" a third time. As has become routine, Krystyna takes her seat as friend and therapist while the girls analyze the effects of social media and texting on "hanging out", Corinne's emotional wall and how the fuck to know when and if you're dating somebody. Post emergency sesh, C&K welcome brillian...

Nov 14, 20141 hr 29 min

DO THE KIDS STILL 69?

Sure, Elle.com just called them promiscuous for profit...which kinda makes them seem like hookers...but sweet hookers! Yay! Feminism! While Corinne's giddy maybe kinda going somewhere with a guy bubble has seemingly burst, Krystyna was forced to decide if she really wants to have a threesome. On Halloween. A Halloweensome? This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome BILLY PROCIDA, comic and host of The Manwhore podcast. The three talk butthole licking, web cam work for money, 69ing, an...

Nov 08, 20141 hr 10 min

WERE YOU AWAKE WHEN WE WERE FUCKING?

Oooooooh boy, Krystyna and Corinne are pissed. Like, real pissed. Like, so pissed you might look at them and want to catcall them, but then be scared to do so. Also, don't do that. Ever. What the fuck is wrong with you? After verbally ripping some online trolls a new asshole, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome this week's guest, professional singer LISA, who was nice enough to stop by while on tour with a band to talk about the important issues: butt stuff, her sexual kryptonite Poison P...

Oct 31, 20141 hr 16 min
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