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Guys We F****d

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinsonluminarypodcasts.com
Hailed as changing the way society thinks about female sexuality, Guys We Fucked continues to pave the way toward a healthier outlook on sex. Hosted by stand-up comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, this critically acclaimed podcast will be your new best friend. Tune in every Friday to hear discussions on the most taboo kinks, interviews with revolutionaries in sexual health, cultural icons, and, occasionally, guys they’ve fucked. Learn more at https://luminary.link/gwf

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Episodes

WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY JUICE?

KRYSTYNA HAS OFFICIALLY ENTERED HER 30s!! K-Hutch is back from her bday trip to Hawaii/Los Angeles #TimesUp meeting and Corinne is on the edge of a nervous breakdown. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night interview comedian, widow, and author of "Speak Fluent Man" VON DECARLO BROWN about concentrating less on being pretty, masturbating to Bobby Brown, what women & men lie about, the lessons the late Patrice O'Neal taught her, and, of course, her stint on...

Feb 23, 20182 hr 33 min

YOU DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO DISAPPOINT?

Welcome to a #GuysWeFucked episode of therapy for your soul: Comedian and orphan CHANEL ALI sits down with the women of Sorry About Last Night (Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson) to discuss growing up in the foster care system, addiction, parenting yourself, being comfortable asking for help, Philadelphia, and ruining Drake (sexually). PLUS: Sex shouldn't be physically painful. Ever. BOOK: "FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed" in Hard Copy / Aud...

Feb 16, 20181 hr 22 min

IT MADE HER BOOTY SQUIRM?

Should you raise a baby with your gay best friend? Also, Ireland, WTF is up with your abortion laws? On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedian and storyteller SHALEWA SHARPE to discuss why she decided to work at a porn store for 6 years, the warning she gives all the men before she starts dating them that they choose to ignore, and that time she married her vibrator and her whole family came (like, they came to the ceremony,...

Feb 09, 20182 hr 41 min

SHE GOT PREGNANT IN YOUR BASEMENT?

Just because a man is your boyfriend doesn't mean he can touch you any time he wants and just because a man is your father-in-law doesn't mean you have to hug him. Now that we've got that covered, co-hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedian and abortion clinic escort -- JOYELLE JOHNSON! Joyelle says nah to big dicks, yes to a woman's right to choose, and no thank you to exes showing up on her college campus. She is both excellent and hilarious and you're gonna love her...

Feb 02, 20182 hr 32 min

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TUCK YOUR DICK?

After marching with the womynz and consuming all the art, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with bio queen (and Corinne's former roommate) VICKY DeVILLE to hear how she went from queen of the limp dicks to female drag queen extraordinaire! Vicky explains how the art of drag turned her life around, why traditional relationships don't seem to be for her, and what it was like living with Corinne. PLUS: Can you get fucked to DEAF? And there's a bunch of conflicting opinions on how to pronounce tinnitus ...

Jan 26, 20182 hr 40 min

WHO INVENTED TITTY FUCKING?

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedian & writer AYANNA DOOKIE to talk about growing up in a house of domestic violence, having a narcissistic mother, being Indian and black, Lupus, Weight Watchers, and titty fucking. We know it sounds like kind of a downer, but promise it's hysterical. PLUS: AZIZ, obvs. START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT: "FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed" in Hard ...

Jan 19, 20182 hr 47 min

YOU GOT CANCER AND CHLAMYDIA IN THE SAME DAY?

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna talk to Biem STI-testing app creator and testicular cancer survivor BRYAN STACY about radioactive semen, why herpes has such a stigma even though 60% of the population has it, and what it's like to lose a ball (to cancer, not like you misplaced it). PLUS: Corinne's pissed at Hollywood and Krystyna introduces us all to Nor. START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT: "FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed" in ...

Jan 12, 20182 hr 46 min

HOW DID YOU FAKE MASTURBATE ON-SCREEN? w/JANEANE GAROFALO

CORINNE & KRYSTYNA ARE NOT FUCKING AROUND THIS YEAR (I mean, yes, so much insertion, but also so much business). Starting off 2018 joined by a COMEDY LEGEND, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with JANEANE GAROFALO for an in-depth, funny, vulnerable interview. From her mom's pragmatic sex talk to her extensive body image issues, relationship with alcohol, and long-term relationship that's more of a roommate situation (but a great one!), Janeane opens up and it's perfection. PLUS: Cr...

Jan 05, 20182 hr 54 min

MAYBE BRAD PITT WANTS TO FUCK A FUNNY GIRL? (4 Years of Guys We Fucked)

Sure, we could label 2017 a dumpster fire and never speak of it again OR we can remember it fondly as that time we published our first book, traveled nationally and internationally to perform for and meet #fuckers, sold out our New York Comedy Festival show in the city where we live, and the year one of your moms found your dildo. What we're trying to say is: you were the shining light on a questionable year. This episode is part rant, part therapy, and 100% a big wet juicy thank you to all of y...

Dec 29, 20172 hr 34 min

WHAT MADE YOU WANNA TOUCH EACH OTHER'S JUNK?

After hearing some thoughts about trans people from an actual trans person (refreshing & rare, indeed), co-hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with sex educators REID MIHALKO & ALLISON MOON to discuss the delicate nature of telling two women you're in love with them at the same time, queer feelings, being comfortable with gender presentation, how to navigate a complex poly relationship, being a [male] slut, and how it's possible to end up madly in love with someone you ...

Dec 22, 20172 hr 51 min

HAVE YOU EVER PRAYED FOR FORGIVENESS WHILE CUMMING?

This week's episode of #GuysWeFucked is a tale of soul-searching, imbibing, overkill, and sexual exploration. Hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with their friend and outrageous comedian IAN FIDANCE to discuss his history of addiction, coming to terms with his bisexuality, his intense attraction to trans women, and how the loss of his father affects his daily life. PLUS, FROM THE INBOX: Should a listener tell her daughters that their dad raped her? HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA: "FUCKED...

Dec 15, 20172 hr 31 min

YOU USED TO COUNT YOUR PUBIC HAIRS? w/ROY WOOD JR.

ARE YOU HAVING PSYCHOPATHIC URGES, BUT ARE MENTALLY STABLE ENOUGH TO RECOGNIZE THEM? DO YOU FEEL LIKE A CONFUSED OLD MAN CAUSE YA LIKE TO ADMIRE TITTIES? Corinne & Krystyna are here for you. This week, the gals sit down with Daily Show correspondent and stand-up comedian ROY WOOD JR. to talk about school trip flirting etiquette, learning to roast people from the dugout, wet dreams, the proper way to carry a condom, stomaching your baby mama, and how a brush fire brought his parents back toge...

Dec 08, 20172 hr 41 min

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DICK THAT MADE YOU GO 'EWW'?

It's officially the holiday season and co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson are welcoming it with open arms and some advice about a gal who fantasizes about getting fucked by dogs! On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, join C, K & guest comedian MATTEO LANE as he regales the duo with stories of his recent trip to Vegas where he bedded an actor from the Magic Mike show, Cher's ethnicity, having to hide your sexuality and yourself, alley sex, and why you should date him (seriou...

Dec 01, 20172 hr 41 min

SHE ATE HER OWN BABY AND FUCKED UP YOUR COMMERCIAL? w/HEATHER McDONALD

HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT THANKSGIVING, YOU FAT FUCKS! Oh shit, sorry, that was just Corinne projecting on you via the projection she got from this gay guy in a store on Melrose in LA (that story and more in the intro). On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian, author, podcaster, and TV host HEATHER McDONALD to talk about neighborhood kid-flashers, being a child actor, the short list of guys she's fucked, how she's not great at sex (but still has it with ...

Nov 24, 20171 hr 20 min

SEXUAL PRESSURE ON MY LIFE?

When in doubt, keep ya dick in ya pants! On this week's very special #fucker-centric episode of #GuysWeFucked, the guest is YOU, the LISTENER! Join Corinne & Krystyna as they crawl to the deepest depths of their inbox to discuss the reveal of the sexual assault epidemic literally every woman in America already knew about, what to do when you find your dad on a Sugar Baby website, and whether or not it's ok to jerk off to the sounds of your neighbors fucking. PLUS: Glamour Women of the Year A...

Nov 17, 20172 hr 41 min

IF YOU CAN'T CUM YOU GET THE CAMERA?

Welcome to the #GuysWeFucked podcast -- we disclose information about sexual predators in the entertainment business before The New York Times. But, like, in a fun way. On this week's ep, co-hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson interview comic and writer ROSEBUD BAKER about why she wants to lock it in with her live-in boyfriend, the art of fucking in a movie theater, big boob problems, alcoholism, and how to cope with the loss of a sibling. PLUS: Your picking habit might be Obsessive Com...

Nov 10, 20171 hr 20 min

DO YOU WANNA GET TO THE PART WHERE I COME IN MY OWN FACE OR NOT? w/ DOUG STANHOPE

On this week’s episode of #GuysWeFucked, the women of Sorry About Last Night slip into your earholes from the All Things Comedy Festival in Phoenix, Arizona as they shoot the shit (not the German porn kind) with legendary comedian DOUG STANHOPE. You’ll find out what it was like the first time Doug’s dick got hard, why drinking leads to dancing, how he doesn’t fuck his gal pal Bingo, and why his dick isn’t motivated anymore. PLUS: Corinne trashes the Halloween costume photos you sent to her in co...

Nov 03, 20172 hr 9 min

HAVE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND?

IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO A PODCAST CO-HOSTED BY TWO PUBLISHED AUTHORS, CLAP YOUR HANDS!! On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with musician CARSIE BLANTON to talk about manly men going out of style, how to successfully navigate an open marriage, fucking dumb-dumbs, and then the three women play a few rounds of Carsie's new game The F'ing Truth. PLUS: C&K share an excerpt from their new book "FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That...

Oct 27, 20172 hr 32 min

HOW MANY MORE SISTERS?

HOW MUCH PUSS HAIR SHOULD U REMOVE FROM UR PUSS IF U HAVE AN OPP 2 REMOVE PUSS HAIR 4 FREE? On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, comedians Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with actor, podcaster & comedian FARAH BROOK to talk about having the MOST sensitive, yet special vagina, deep talks with family members, and a series of sexual assaults within a longterm relationship. PLUS: Reasons a gal might not wanna share her #metoo story. JOIN OUR E-MAIL LIST FOR TOUR DATES, EXCL...

Oct 20, 20172 hr 3 min

DO YOU WANT A COCK RING?

JOIN OUR E-MAIL LIST FOR TOUR DATES, EXCLUSIVES & MORE: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/about/ Another day, another powerful man accused of thirty-five sexual assaults dating as far back as the 1970s (it's currently 2017 if you had lost track). On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with comedian ANDREW SCHULZ (The Brilliant Idiots) to discuss meeting a gal's boyfriend before you fuck her, the perks of condoms (ya know, besides pregnancy and STD preve...

Oct 13, 20172 hr 8 min

CAN WE SEE YOUR BALLS?

JOIN OUR E-MAIL LIST FOR TOUR DATES, EXCLUSIVES & MORE: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/about/ DO SOMETHING GOOD IN A BAD, BAD WORLD: Help Puerto Rico recover from Hurricane Maria, Mexico rebuild after the earthquake, and Myanmar refugees - WWW.UNICEF.ORG Donate blood for the victims of the Las Vegas mass shooting - www.redcrossblood.org It's been a shit week to say the least, so please join Corinne and Krystyna in #GuysWeFucked world for a bit with this week's guest, ballsy comedia...

Oct 06, 20172 hr

YOU ATE HIS ASS ON TWITTER?

IT'S CORINNE'S BIRTHDAY, IF YOU HAVE THE MEANS TO GIVE A GIFT, PLEASE DONATE WHATEVER YOU CAN (seriously, it can be $1!) TO KENNEDY KINGSLEY'S GOFUNDME (Corinne's best friend Tommy's 4-year-old niece with Cerebral Palsy): https://www.gofundme.com/kennedy-kingsley OH, WHAT A DAY! It's Corinne's fucking 32nd biiiiiiirthday! Join Corinne, Krystyna, cam girl/Internet hottie LENA THE PLUG and her boo No Jumper podcast's ADAM22 as they talk about what's allowed to go down on Twitter, how to properly s...

Sep 29, 20172 hr 45 min

YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR OWN NIPPLES?

Krystyna attempted to relax on a family vacation by getting another massage (since the last one was so erotic), while Corinne and her dad slipped into a pair of kinky boots (it was really quite innocent). On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with actress, comedian, author and breast cancer prevention advocate CAITLIN BRODNICK to talk about how she made the decision to bid her titties adieu, drinking to forget your problems, being obsessed with one'...

Sep 22, 20172 hr 33 min

YOU'RE GIVING THEM THE BOYFRIEND EXPERIENCE?

You wanna be more dominant? You were disrespected sexually and you don't have a problem with it? Allow Corinne and Krystyna to talk you through the troubles of this week on #GuysWeFucked as they sit down with comedian and actor ERIK GRIFFIN to talk about dat TV lyfe, doing "well" in the strip club, scheming-ass hos, rubbing feet, the 90-day rule, and red flags. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Stitcher Premium using this link --- http://stitcherpremium.com/gwf **AUDI...

Sep 15, 20172 hr 40 min

WAS IT THE NIGHT I BROKE THE DRESSER?

Krystyna got more than she bargained for at her last massage appointment, while Corinne is training her trainer that it's not appropriate to hit on clients. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, the comedy duo sits down with a musical duo (AKA badass rock band) -- DEAP VALLY! The four women discuss sexism in the music industry, digging yourself, masturbating on the road, taking a baby on tour, and their latest release -- FEMEJISM. PLUS: Feedback from a morbidly obese female listener and a for...

Sep 08, 20172 hr 4 min

HOW DOES CENSORSHIP AFFECT FEMINISM? w/Former ACLU President Nadine Strossen

This week's cocksucking motherfucking episode of #GuysWeFucked is all about FREEDOM OF SPEECH! It affects feminism, abortions, colleges, politics, protests, comedians, society, and you so let's talk about talk. Corinne and Krystyna sit down with former ACLU president and general badass PROFESSOR NADINE STROSSEN for an extremely informative and eye-opening episode. If you are interested in donating to the ACLU or learning more about what they fight for, click here: https://action.aclu.org/secure/...

Sep 01, 20172 hr 37 min

YOU HAVE A DECENT-SIZED PIECE? (Live from #JFLMTL)

So you have herpes. So your soon-to-be-ex-husband suggested you become a prostitute but like only for him. SOOOO WHAT? On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedian DOV DAVIDOFF live from the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, to talk about being a lonely kid, growing up in a junk yard in Jersey, buying time with a Mexican sex worker in one's youth, a weird family dynamic, and havin' a pretty big cock! Want more episodes ...

Aug 25, 20172 hr 38 min

YOU HAD YOUR FIRST ORGASM TO THE PAM ANDERSON PORN?

Hey America, let's jizz all over the face of hate! On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with Corinne's comedian girl crush ESTHER POVITSKY for a podcast episode that feels just like a sleepover. Esther shares life as a petite woman, how she spent her youth convinced she was a lesbian, and what to do when your dad walks in on you having sex! PLUS: Is it ok to date your wife's best friend? (wait for the details) This is a fun one. We all need a fun one right now...

Aug 18, 20172 hr 30 min

THERE'S A HUMAN PUNCHING YOU FROM THE INSIDE?

This week, Krystyna learned something valuable from a YouTube video while Corinne learned way more than you're probably supposed to at Lollapalooza. On today's episode of #GuysWeFucked, C&K sit down with their longtime comedy pal and very pregnant lady -- CHRISTINE MEEHAN-BERG -- to talk about transporting her body, the very real possibility of shitting your pants at any time, pregnant sex, birth plans, her daughter getting poked with her dad's dick, orgasms, lactating, and last lil thing nb...

Aug 11, 20172 hr 56 min

WHAT'S SIGN LANGUAGE FOR 'LESBIAN TEXT-BASED EROTICA'? w/ MOSHE KASHER & NATASHA LEGGERO

So, your mom fucked your sugar daddy and your husband doesn't want to fuck you after you fucked your co-worker? We hear ya, girl. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne says something positive for once and then she and Krystyna sit down with real life comedy couple MOSHE KASHER & NATASHA LEGGERO to discuss Jewish wedding traditions, what their courting process was like, fucking while you can hear your wedding party happening outside your window, and the ins and outs of going on tou...

Aug 04, 20172 hr 55 min