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GUY PARTY!!!

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A podcast about drinking, filth, and the American way!
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Episodes

Episode 59 - Mongoloid

Is the word mongoloid offensive!?! GUY PARTY, discusses what words are and aren't PC!!! Some of the dudes in, GUY PARTY recently got back from Florida where they encountered Hurricane Sally and flashed their buttholes in the eye of the storm!!! The guys also create their own pumpkin coding system for, Boozeheads can figure out which houses have drugs, beers and prostitutes and which ones do not!!! Would you wear used condoms if they were cheaper than non used ones? What if they were pre-celebrit...

Oct 13, 20201 hr 7 min

Episode 58 - GUY PARTY, Gets Old

Meat being grown in laboratories! Coffee enemas! Fruit beer bloat! Draft hangovers! IPA's or Lagers!?! Gummies or Buds!?! Death Pods! Sex dreams! This is whats in store for you, Boozeheads on this episode of, GUY PARTY!!!

Sep 28, 202047 min

CHESTER LIVES!!!

CHESTER LIVES!!! GUY PARTY, recently almost lost your favorite host and 2020 Presidential nominee in a freak accident involving water balloons, pony shows and to much jazzercise!!! Come hear, Chester's story as he tells all of what happened!!! His escape from Bologna Man, having a catheter shoved up his boner and his new and improved bucket list!!! LONG LIVE CHESTER!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Aug 26, 20201 hr 13 min

Episode 57 - The Cincinnati Boozeheads

Sports are back!!! Thank the maker!!! Teams are getting WOKE and changing their names and GUY PARTY is coming in with the W for assistance on the name changes!!! What does the cheapest beers in town, STD and breathalyzer tests to leave the stadium, tranny cheerleaders, penetration cams and encouraged drinking and trash throwing all have in common!?! GUY PARTY, is starting their own NFL Team!!! Would you trade three sixes for one ten!?! Go get you palm palms and come party with, GUY PARTY!!!...

Aug 11, 20201 hr 30 min

Episode 56 - Syrup Tastes Delicious

The times are a changing!!! GUY PARTY, isn't opposed to changes as long as they fit in with what, GUY PARTY stands for!!! Since nothing is PC anymore and everything needs to be altered for the new and improved WOKE culture, GUY PARTY picks how they would redo major brands and even the US currency!!! You need to hear how the guys solved the, Aunt Jemima crisis!!! Boozeheads, we already know you're all WOKE as fuck, but come get even more WOKE on this totally PC edition of, GUY PARTY!!!

Jul 24, 20201 hr 4 min

Episode 55 - Red, White and Booze!!!

GUY PARTY, keeps working towards creating the perfect utopia under, Chester's Presidency!!! The new capital of the United Sates will become Huntington, West Virginia!!! GUY PARTY, also plans on going corporate by creating sex themed multiplex theaters across the entire globe as well as drug and genital themed ice cream stands!!! GUY PARTY, is going to bring you a new America where food stamps can not only buy you food but also your drugs of choice!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Jul 14, 202056 minEp. 55

Episode 54 - The Lessers

After becoming the GUY PARTY presidential nominee, Chester begins appointing his staff!!! Michael Benjamin, declares war on Canada!!! There will be peace in the Middle East, or no Middle East at all with, Chester's appointed Secretary of Defense!!! The Secretary of Education is illiterate and the Secretary of Labor is a complete disaster!!! Come join the guys as they discuss all of the worthy staff members of Chester's 2020 presidential run!!! GET WOKE!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Jun 24, 20201 hr 4 min

Episode 53 - CHESTER 2020!!!

The guys finally get together for some beers post quarantine!!! Chester, gets GUY PARTY's nomination to run for the presidential election in 2020!!! He discusses his plans to boost the economy, what to do with the police situation and so much more!!! Would you eat vaginal soaked meats? Sign us up for Vitamin Hotdogs!!! Be sure to go vote, GUY PARTY this year!!! CHESTER 2020!!!

Jun 19, 20201 hr 22 min

Episode 52 - Drizzle Snail

The guys are joined on this episode with the infamous sun room pooper, HAM SLAM!!! A sheriff recently took a town by surprise by giving students a special type of pastry....cum cupcakes!!! Attack discusses hobo medicine and what it takes to get proper care on the streets. Go grab a can good, make sure its cold and stick your dong on in it for this educational and heartfelt episode of, GUY PARTY!!!

Jun 05, 20201 hr 7 min

Episode 51 - Ewok Gangbang

Quarantine life is still a thing but its finally coming to an end!!! The guys talk about the things they do on the clock while working from home and whether they can get away with those things in the office!!! Are gays raged up drug/sex phenes? Was Trump created in a laboratory? The guys also take an attempt at recreating, STAR WARS with a GUY PARTY twist on the galaxy, far far away!!! So go paint your dong green like a lightsaber and come get hard with, GUY PARTY!!!

May 22, 20201 hr 25 min

Episode 50 - Hepatitis C Burger

Boozeheads!!! It's another, Blast From The Past with a long lost pod pulled out from underneath the filth and trash!!! This pod was the second one we had ever recorded back in the summer of 2017 and boy, you can tell!!! We got so thrashed that summer we had to postpone dropping this pod for undisclosed reasons. On this episode, the guys talk ethical genocide, turtle dongs and first impressions of people. Is Professor X's mutant powers really only date rape!?! We hit on these topics and drink ple...

May 06, 20201 hr 37 min

Episode 49 - Fuck Learning

Joe Burrow, is a Cincinnati Bengal!!! WHO DEY!!! The guys talk about how awful it is not having live sporting events during the corona pandemic. They also discuss how hard they would party if, The Cincinnati Bengals were to ever win the Super Bowl!! Chester gives his top four tips for success with fighting off depression in quarantine 2020 and what does sex dolls and speed boats have in common!?! Come find out on this installment of, GUY PARTY!!!

Apr 30, 20201 hr 22 min

Episode 48 - Seesaw Dildo

On this episode of the corona pandemic, Michael Benjamin is MIA!!! The guys discuss the whereabouts of MB and conspiracy theories revolving around the coronavirus. Where are you supposed to get handjobs if movie theaters were to close down permanently? Are Time Traveling Tranny's aware of what is to come!?! The guys also talk about their favorite NFL losers, The Cincinnati Bengals and the upcoming Joe Burrow draft!!! Is the Bengals owner part of the TTT!?! Hurry to the liquor store and back to g...

Apr 17, 20201 hr 15 min

Episode 47 - GUY PARTY, Gets Quarantined!!!

On this quarantined edition of, GUY PARTY, the guys discuss how much it sucks being quarantined! Is Michael Benjamin the original host and carrier of the coronavirus? The guys cover some good shows and drugs to do while being on lock down! Is butt sex the cure for coronavirus? Michael Syndromin, users his woke waves to discuss possible outbreak conspiracy theories! So go grab some hand sanitizer, squirt it in a cold one and get quarantined with, GUY PARTY!!!

Apr 10, 202059 min

Episode 46 - Chinese Democracy

How does cocaine work for someone who has ADHD? The coronavirus is upon us!!! Have you been preparing? Stocking up on booze, drugs and pleasure devices? Have you ever had a magic marker shoved in your ass? The guys discuss their essentials for surviving the Coronapocalypse!!! Go wash your hands and come join us for this cleansed down edition of, GUY PARTY!!!

Apr 01, 20201 hr 7 min

Episode 45 - Michael Benjamin Does Comedy

If you thought any of our other episodes were bad, turn back now!!! Michael Benjamin, discusses his comedy gigs and gives the Boozeheads a few of his slap knee, hilarious jokes!!! Sarcasm there indeed!!! The guys discuss some, Booze News about rapist mermaids and orange juice LSD!!! Fair Warning!!! Listen at your own risk!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Mar 22, 202036 min

Episode 44 - GUY PARTY's, Weekend At Bernies!!!

Have you ever had the winter blues? GUY PARTY, has and they discuss how they would end up killing themselves if winter doesn't end soon!!! How many dongs can someone take before becoming paralyzed? What do you want to happen with your corpse? Sometimes you party to hard that you end up going home with a, SHIM!!! Come join, GUY PARTY as they take you on another ride down the winding road of the bizarre and belligerent!!!

Mar 17, 20201 hr 32 min

Episode 43 - Cotton Candy Swirl Ball

Manscaping for the ladies, do you do it or no? Have you ever had pubes stuck in your teeth after going down on someone? Travis Kelce is now an honorary, Boozehead!!! Have you ever fucked food? How long would it take for you going without sex before you banged a dude? We discuss these topic as well as horrible date stories on this edition of, GUY PARTY!!

Mar 02, 20201 hr 13 min

Episode 42 - The Waffle Stomp

On this episode, the guys discuss their favorite types of farts as well as shitting your pants during masturbation!!! Michael Benjamin, dives more into his abilities to photosynthesis his own orgasms!!! They also discuss the Waffle Stomp and proper practice and procedures while performing said, Waffle Stomp. Masochist Mike, talks about the time he partied with Danzig and how quickly that one spiraled out of control!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Feb 26, 202055 min

Episode 41 - Grip It Like A Bowling Ball

On this episode of, GUY PARTY some of the guys kick it back with, GIRL PARTY and discuss the art of partying and fucking!!! Have you ever cut yourself trimming designs in your pubes? Does your genitals have the abilities to fight crime? Sometimes, making plans is a pain in the ass, so always be ready to PARTY!!! What is the best approach to boob play? We discuss these topics and more on this edition of, GUY PARTY!!!

Feb 15, 20201 hr 25 min

Episode 40 - Brown Bag Mafia: A Tribute to 40oz's

When did the art of drinking 40oz's disappear? It's sad that kids these days don't even know what a 40oz of beer is. Classics such as, Colt 45, Old English and King Cobra!!! The guys discuss how hipsters destroy cultures and ways we can rid the country of them, once and for all!!! They also tell tales of, Caffeine Casey, a Boozehead with no concept of being socially acceptable. Go grab a fancy dirty mag and stroke it off to this edition of, GUY PARTY!!!

Feb 01, 202049 min

Episode 39 - Beef Montana

We dug this episode out from the vault and it goes back to the beginning of, GUY PARTY!!! This episode was recorded almost 3 years ago on a night we drank copious amounts of booze!!! We discuss cucks, Scarlett Johansson, banging old broads and Arby's sandwiches. Have you every been told you need to grow up because you still like having to much fun? We get it all the time and fuck those lamers!!! Go grab some whiskey and travel back in time for this blast from the past with, GUY PARTY!!!

Jan 27, 202049 minEp. 39

Episode 38 - Poke and Play

The guys talk about kicking in the New Year along with some of their New Years resolutions. They try predicting some things that are in store for the world in 2020 as well as vape pens, Marijuana edibles, Gaysts and searching for drugs on Craigslist. Welcome to 2020, Boozeheads!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Jan 15, 20201 hr 32 min

Episode 37 - Shit Shotgun

We've all shit our pants before. We've had close calls and full on splatter stories!!! On this episode, we share a few of our tales from the shit factory as well as talk about foot long dongs and religion. Adult diapers are never a bad idea to wear when drinking with, GUY PARTY!!!

Jan 03, 202033 min

Episode 36 - Nerdcast

Did LSD come from outer space? The dudes get all nerd and chat about comic book and Star Wars movies. They attempt ranking their favorite movies and discuss raving at Area 51 in their inebriated state. Plenty of booze was involved in the recording of this podcast. GUY PARTY!!! This is a later release due to extreme alcohol consumption. This podcast was recorded back in September.

Dec 27, 201953 min

Episode 35 - Pedi Claus

The guys discuss what qualifications and criteria you might need to meet to become a, Mall Santa!!! Other interesting topics include, ugly people porn, celebrity jerk-off sessions and which guy from, Full House they would bone!! They also dive into the potential sacrifice of a, GUY PARTY member to the, Party Gods for the longevity of partying!!! What would Bologna man do!?!? Possess, Michael Benjamin? Yup. GUY PARTY!!!

Dec 18, 20191 hr 1 min

Episode 34 - Downward Dog

Blow jobs are always enjoyable, but what does it take these days to receive one to completion? Avoid marriage because it makes breaking up way easier!!! Also, be sure to make several gun compartments in case the gays come and try and suck you!!! Grab a drink and be sure to drink heavily while listening to the soothing, after work sounds of, GUY PARTY!!!

Dec 13, 20191 hr 5 min

Episode 33 - It's Only Gay If You Break The Plane

GUY PARTY, traveled to the great state of Indiana recently to figure out what makes a gay a gay!!! We discuss B12, dong tips, and sucking oneself off!!! Come join the train wreck and make sure peanut butter whiskey shots are all around!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Nov 17, 20191 hr 7 min

Terrifying Tales From The Trash Can I

There are things that go bump in the night. There are also bumps that can appear on your genitals. Come join, GUY PARTY, as they take you down a terrifying path of terror, trannys and other horrors on their first annual, Halloween special!!! Mwuahahahaha

Oct 28, 20191 hr 25 min

Adventures In GUY PARTY!!! - Pittsburgh Edition

The guys recently went to Pittsburgh to root for their hometown train wrecks, the Cincinnati Reds and Bengals. They came across inbreeders and donkey fornicators!!! They drank many of beers, took even more shits and harassed several Steelers players!!! Come join the guys as the discuss their, Pittsburgh Adventure!!! Meet me in the bathroom, Big Ben!!! #GuyParty

Oct 18, 20191 hr 33 min
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