Michael Benjamin, goes to HR!! Party Goats are on the rampage!! Don't eat the food in Peru!! If you ever try smuggling drugs, try out the Cocaine Toupee!! GUY PARTY, Aerobics will become a thing!! When consuming to much cheese, flush yourself out with a Vodka and Metamucil!! Come join this weeks episode of, GUY PARTY, to hear about these topics as well as innovative ways to increase stock prices!!
Meth heads with drones, Apes and Michael Benjamins, Nano Boners, Used Underwear Vending Machines and Watermelon Football Helmets. The guys discuss this and much, much more on this episode of, GUY PARTY!!!
Michael Benjamin, is training to become a flight attendant. Will he be labeled as a domestic terrorist? What does seducing fat girls, banging retarded chicks, feeding women sweet fruit, semen scientists, and cyborgs all have in common? It's whats on the menu for this episode of, GUY PARTY!!!
What if you had the ability to fuck babes with aids? What if you could do so much cocaine your heart exploded and it would regenerate? What if you could use Jedi mind tricks to get blow jobs from skanks at your local Dairy Queen? This is just all part of a days work with, Super Sleaze!!!
What does Area 51 invasions, puppy launchers, getting high with aliens, Heavy Metal knitting championships, Flat Earthers, Pork Copters, WHO-DEY's and boob shapes and sizes all have in common? It's what half of GUY PARTY and a few guest Boozeheads discuss on this weeks episode of, GUY PARTY!!!
Should Earth just be renamed America? Should all drugs be legal? Better yet, how about free drugs for all!!! Could bringing bidets to America create political peace? Grab a drink, go sign the "Bologna Man to become a National Holiday petition" and come join the party again with, GUY PARTY!!!
The guys got so stoned they forgot to post their 4/20 episode. On this episode, the guys discuss what a year like bender for, GUY PARTY, would be like and what drug they would schedule to do for each month of the entire year. What would you do for 20 dollars? Go grab some lube, set the phone to vibrate and get ready for the year of the, Klondike Bar!!!
Kraft gets a rub and tug while the invention of a gas powered blow job becomes a thing. R. Kelly, starts a water park and the guys discuss Booty Bumps and pedophile barbecues!!! Grab a rain jacket and come on the latest adventure of, GUY PARTY!!!
Valentines Day, is upon us and the guys got together to discuss what they'll be doing for this years, Hallmark holiday!!! So pluck some rose petals, draw a warm bath, grab a vintage 1982 E.T. Finger Light by Knickerbocker and come get nasty with, GUY PARTY!!!
The government is currently shut down and the guys discuss what might happen if it continues. Could we all just take a note from, MB, and live off trash? Maybe, just build a wall of dumpsters? The guys also dive into the NFL playoffs, the NFL draft, and NFL domestic beatings. So go grab a chilled margarita, and come party with....GUY PARTY!!!
The guys get all random and talk about bullshit that has no relevance with anything going on in the world!!! These topics include : Doing Ajax, Bumbling Bastards, different types of mustaches, smashed vagetos, taco flavored vaginas, hobo fight clubs, butthole kisses, puss filled boils, fecal facials, Tamagotchi, and much more!!! So grab some bacon and lather yourself up in grease, for this edition of, GUY PARTY!!!
What does the Broncos getting rowdy, flight attendant's taking booze naps, daycare flight clubs, and Michael Benjamin meltdowns have in common? It's all part of this weeks, Booze News!!! The guys try conjuring the devil to reveal their futures and discuss phantom lovers. So grab a beer and a pizza cutter and come help the guys conjure Satan, on the episode of, GUY PARTY!!!
On this episode, the guys get a little political as well as dive into proper orgy etiquette. Canada, can legally fire up the peace pipe!!! Is, Kanye West, a lunatic or genius? Is, The Connors, a hit or a flop? What is your thoughts on the PC Warriors and the current political climate. The guys slur their way through as they discuss these topics and more on this edition of, GUY PARTY!!!
Wouldn't it be cool to travel across the country in mere hours? What if they made Viagra for grandmas? The guys give, Alexa, the talking box, a sex quiz. They also dive into airships, Ronald McDonald, and floating farms. Come join the guys as they talk future inventions as well as listen to, Michael Benjamin, go tantric on this all new episode of, GUY PARTY!!!
Have you ever heard something go bump in the night? Has a goblin, ghoul, or government official ever touched you inappropriately? Who are you gonna call? GUY PARTY!!! The guys declassify tales of the unknown and conspiracies that will make your dong throb. Come join us and take a walk on the wild side, while we dive into, THE P-FILES!!! You will believe!!!
On this episode, some of the guys were getting greasy down in Florida chowing down on vodka gummy bears and staring at 60 year old butt holes. They dive into, why Bert and Ernie are officially considered lovers. Why animals are far superior to humans. Also,have you ever popped a boner at a friends sleepover? How old is to old? What's the oldest person you would fornicate with? Grab a drink and come along for some drunken insanity!!!
What does the rock Olympics, rubber chicken toss, and the shoe sniff competition all have in common? They're all festivities that take place at fairs throughout the United States during the summer. The guys discuss these oddities as well as some Conventions that will make you look twice!!! So grab your rubber chicken, steal a shoe from a hooker, and come join the guys for this edition of, GUY PARTY!!!
Is there so much trash in America that Canada had to legalize marijuana to deal with us? Is Marijuana a racist term? The guys try discussing the government and don't make any god damn sense of it. Would you try having a bastard baby at Disney World to get free rides for life? Should Mexico legalize abortions? Also, the very first sermon of the mighty, BOLOGNA MAN, and more!!! Check it all out now, on this episode of, GUY PARTY!!!
Working out in the nude is no big deal, right? Have you ever bit an animal to assert your dominance? Roller coasters aren't anything compared to getting an abortion in a moving car. Could placenta possibly be a new delicacy? Working fast food is bullshit and if you have ever worked it, what is your breaking point? Also, on this episode, a guest appearance from, Michael Benjamin Jr. So, go grab a burrito and a napkin because you'll be busting a nut listening to the all-new soothing sounds of, GUY...
What does challenges, beer tokens, puke spots, rage spots, pass out spots, and bonus or bummers have to do with GUY PARTY!?! Well, quite a bit actually but that isn't what this episode is about!! This is the first run through of the all-new GUY PARTY Board Game!! Facebook even deleted our first page for the Mystery picture that was taken during this game. Sorry Boozeheads, we really wanted you to see it!! So grab some gummy bears and come join the guys while they stagger through their first atte...
The guys finally get the band back together and discuss about meeting up with a serial killer in St. Louis. Should Spain ban public sex? Is Michael Benjamin even a human? Is Uber becoming prejudice towards drunks? The guys play a new game, Bitch or Butch where they discuss power couples and who's on top. Come join the guys for another drunk induced, butthole discussion, on this weeks all new, GUY PARTY!!!
Have you ever had a craving for semen? Guess what...science says you better start getting your daily dose of IT!! Have you ever earned your red wings? The GUY PARTY vampire sucks the blood straight from menstruating pussys all the time!! Have you ever wondered what Michael Phelps secret to success was? Would you be shocked if we said it was aborted babies and cheese!! Come join a very white trash episode, with your favorite drunks and stoners, on this weeks, GUY PARTY!!!
On this episode, the guys bring you Booze News!!! They discuss the fuckered up shit going on around the world like mutant pigs, mad poopers, recyclable meats, and text messaging cunts!!! Round that up with Donalds dong comparisons and Michael Benjamins quest to prove that he isn't a gayist. Even if that means dating a tranny. After that, come play a game with the guys, How Many Fingers Can You!?! Grab a beer, oil up the anal beads, and enjoy this edition of, GUY PARTY!!!
What happens when GUY PARTY goes camping? Bologna Man, Ghost Boners, and 38 bears. Come join GUY PARTY on a night of a thousand voyages and a lots of rambling!!!
Have you ever heard something go bump in the night? Has a goblin, ghoul, or government official ever touched you inappropriately? Who are you gonna call? GUY PARTY!!! The guys declassify tales of the unknown and conspiracies that will make your dong throb. Come join us and take a walk on the wild side, while we dive into, THE P-FILES!!! You will believe!!!
SMELL MY WOOD, is the first game show brought to you from the guys in, GUY PARTY!!! On the show, each audience member brings one piece of wood for resident expert, Michael Benjamin, to inspect and guess what type of wood it is. If, Michael Benjamin, guesses the wood correctly, he will get a meal and beers!!! If he guesses it wrong however, Michael Benjamin, will get slapped with said piece of wood and take a mystery shot afterwards!! Come join us, for the first episode of, SMELL MY WOOD!!!...
The guys talk about their favorite things to do and the traditions they have for St. Patrick's Day. They also dive into the origins of St. Patrick's Day and whether or not St. Patrick should have been aborted. When the guys say "like" or "you know" make sure to take a drink!!! Get on it, Booze Heads!!! Would you join a new religion? The GUY PARTY religion? The guys have already began crafting their 10 commandments!!! Come join us on a very green edition of, GUY PARTY!!!
Come listen to the soothing sounds of GUY PARTY this coming Valentines day. The guys answer some listeners questions. They also dive into the wonderful world of online dating and some of the strange encounters they've experienced while attempting it. They discuss their BIGGEST catch and their weirdest sex stories. We get so romantic on this episode, that we dive into the 5 dudes we would like to bang!!! So kick back, stick a candy bar in a cooch, and fuck your way through Valentines Day with the...
Who's ready to donate to the GUY PARTY kickstarter for the guys can create a Super Bowl commercial!?! What's your favorite party food? Could you eat 68 meatballs in one evening? Who would you like to see play a Super Bowl Halftime Show? Why does Michael Benjamin eat cereal during the podcast? Check out who the guys pick to win the Super Bowl on a Special Super Bowl Edition of, GUY PARTY!!!
Member the good ole days? Member when kids would actually go outside and play instead of sitting in front of a computer all day? Member when eating Tide Pods was cool? Us either. Member Johnny Five, Robocop, Star Wars, The Ninja Turtles, Nintendo, Sega Genesis, and Mortal Kombat? We Member!!! Come join the guys from GUY PARTY as we member some of our favorite childhood past times and compare them to the kids of today. GUY PARTY!!!
