Its GUY PARTY Fest week, Boozeheads!!! The best gathering of the summer!!! There will be Dildo Javelin, Dildo Field Goal, The Keister Egg Hunt, Beer Chug Relay Race, Burrow Dodge Ball, The Tampon Tug of War, The Abortion Escape Room and The GUY PARTY Game Show!!! Make sure you’re there, you don’t want to miss this one!!! GUY PARTY!!!
The dudes in GUY PARTY have met to select the best bacon hangers out there for the one and only, MAMMARY MADNESS!!! Come see who made the cut and where they ended up seeding against some of the best tits in the game!!! GUY PARTY!!!
Taylor Swift was once on top of the world. She had billions of dollars and a Super Bowl winning boyfriend. All until a group of not so well hung mutanoids planted the ultimate sabotage to win over Taylor. Now with Taylor on their side they have degenerated her far enough to spread their small dick gospel to the masses in attempts to take over the world and bring upon the apocalypse!!
It’s that time of the year again!!! The Guy Party Hall of Fame Class of 2024 inductees is upon us!!! A collection of the most elite degenerates!!! The guys managed to weed them down to best of the best to bring you the newest inductions into the GUY PARTY HALL OF FAME!!! One of the most prestigious memberships to be a part of!!! Come find out who made it and who didn’t!!! GUY PARTY!!!
The 2023 Bengals season didn’t end up the way we were all hoping it would. The guys break down some of what went wrong and what they hope the team can improve on going into the 2024 season. WHO DEY!!! They also make their Super Bowl picks and pray to Bologna Man that it is not the year of the Harbaugh.
The Drunken Army was a collection of degeneracy from all different social groups. Together they had some of the most righteous parties of all time!!! But like all good things, they must come to an end. As years past and members grew older, the guys in GUY PARTY, once being high-ranking members of The Drunken Army, figure out how each member of The Drunken Army meet their eventual demise. DRUNKEN ARMY FOREVER!!!
The kill joys are among us and will suck the fun out of any great GUY PARTY!!! But what happens when the ultimate kill joys assemble to take out GUY PARTY once and for all!?! Known no other as Steve Dale and the Daliens, they have formed the ultimate band of kill joys to ruin anyone’s good time!!! Together with Hault, Charlie G-word, Derailer and Marcy Darcy there is truly no hope for anyone that crosses paths with the world’s finest buzz kills!!!
The Winning Without Michael Universe is strong and thriving!!! They’ve accomplished things the Prime Universe could only dream of. Until one unfortunate day when one of the aborted found a way to re-enter the WWMU!!! As they rallied other mongos to their cause they prepared to invade and conquer the Winning Without Michael Universe once and for all!!! But there is a new hope that has arisen to take on Darth Benjamin and his army of mongoloids!!!
The guys begin work on a GUY PARTY mobile that will allow them to invade small towns across the United States to bring people the gospel of Bologna Man!!! Little did they know the opposition those small towns would present. If only those residents realized, GUY PARTY is America’s Fuck!!!
The guys go over all the happenings from Guy Party Fest II and work towards unionizing the Boozeheads!!! The future is bright with GUY PARTY!!!
Eddy Baldwin was just enjoying a day of sunbathing and boozing when the neighborhood Karens decided to put a stop to it!!! In a fight against the law Eddy was put down like an old dog and vowed vengeance on anyone who would attempt to enjoy catching a buzz ever again!!! When sobriety isn’t an option, Eddy kills your buzz and he kills you too!!!
The guys go camping on Halloween and end up stumbling across a strange game called Queja. Little did they know the powers this game held and the ghouls they would end up awakening. After a tip touch triangulation gone wrong, there’s no one left to stop the Disco Queens of the Dead from overtaking the realm of the living. But wait! There is one last hope! Who you gonna call!?! Gaystbusters!!!
You know the economy has gone to hell when a cheese coney costs 3 dollars!!! The guys come up with a new way to measure inflation and rising costs by implementing their own style of accounting with Cheese Coney Economics!!! GUY PARTY stands with all booze!!!
NFL Films brings you some of the most epic games and moments of the Eastgate Chargers first ever playoff birth!!! No other franchise is owned and operated quite like the Eastgate Chargers!!! Come hear all the amazing calls from Banana Night, the Goodell Beheading, and the Tommy Two Nose games!!! EASTGATE FOREVER!!! CHIEFS NEVER!!!
Heartbreak and disappointment are ingrained into Cincinnati fans beings. So, after the Bengals went out and got thumped by a team named after the color of feces, the guys needed a good bit of booze therapy to discuss their beloved Bengals!!! Please throw some TD’s soon Joey B and get our dicks hard once again!!! GUY PARTY!!!
There were dark times in GUY PARTY. The times before the great mongo purge. Where The guys would draft humans for a Degen Celebrity Fantasy Draft. The times where there was no hope. Listen at your own risk!!! GUY PARTY!!!
The guys are gearing up for Guy Party Fest II as the annual freak show is upon us!!! Get ready to get crusty Boozeheads!!! GUY PARTY!!!
GUY PARTY tries predicting the 2023 Bengals regular season and possible postseason runs!!! I’m sure all you Boozeheads know how these predictions are going to go!!! WHO DEY!!!
An unaltered all access look into what it takes to make it in the NFL and on one of the most unprolific teams of all time, The Eastgate Chargers.
The sweet release!!! The release that can make a mutant turn into a civilized man!!! Guy Party proposes the idea that all dudes must masturbate before going out on the town!!! With this idea there could potentially be world peace!!! Because busting a nut makes most dudes, Cum To Their Senses! !!
The guys are putting the finishing touches on the events that will be taking place at GUY PARTY Fest 2!!! Let’s just say Boozeheads, you are all in for a treat!!! You’re not going to want to miss this one!!! GUY PARTY!!!
Doc Brown has traveled to the future to pick up GUY PARTY for he can take them back to the 1920’s to help combat prohibition!!! Doc’s one rule was to avoid interfering with things that could end up altering history!!! What could possibly go wrong with way too much booze and way too many drugs!?! GUY PARTY!!!
Clermont Jones knows that the only way the Eastgate Chargers will ever win the Super Bowl is for him to find the Horn of Inebriation that belonged to the ancient god of Eastgate, Boozehatius!!! After many years of digging up the Eastgate Chargers 50-yard line in search of this horn he enlists the help of GUY PARTY to once and for all find the Horn of Inebriation and send the Eastgate Chargers to the Super Bowl!!
The guys are pitching some ideas to Netflix to reboot a classic sitcom!!! One of the main rules for a Netflix reboot is you must make all the main characters gay!!! Can GUY PARTY deliver!?! Let’s just say “Flash Mob Circle Jerk!” GUY PARTY!!!
A madman gone sober has created a ray gone named the Dinger Shrinker to take out GUY PARTY!!! The Dinger Shrinker ends up shrinking GUY PARTY to micro size and they’re lost amongst the trash and vermin at the GUY PARTY compound!!! The sights and adventures that are about to unfold in front of them are surmounting!!! Shit mountain, the golden river and the talking wood ticks are only a few of the opposing obstacles!!! How will they make it out!?! Or will they stay shrunk forever!?! GUY PARTY!!!...
Come one, come all!!! The guys start plotting the events for the upcoming GUY PARTY Fest II!!! There will be wheelbarrow races, dilldo cornhole, the piss jug raffle, ride the mutant bull, the deep throat extravaganza and the bologna eating competition!!! Come win jizz portraits, door prizes and much much more!!! GUY PARTY!!!
The GUY PARTY sub-prime universe is born!!! The first beginnings of the GPU multiverse!!! And in this universe lives one man that can save the entire GPU from unspeakable doom!!! That man is known no other than Black James!!! Lead singer in Boyz II Men and slayer of mutants!!! GUY PARTY!!!
A train derailment that spilled toxic chemicals into the Ohio river ends up resurrecting Jackson Mahomes which creates a scare amongst bar tenders everywhere!!! There’s only one person who can stop him!!! A cyborg named MB, also resurrected from the same chemical spill but has ninja training by none other than the world renowned, Brett Favre!!! Can MB save the NFL and maybe even the world from this disgusting, TikTok dancing buffoon!?! Tune in to find out!!!
The guy’s failed English class back in high school so they’re spending this episode trying to figure out what exactly is a pronoun. Can Bologna Man be considered a pronoun!?! Can ‘dude’ be used as a pronoun!?! The guys try to figure out these tricky pronouns as well as discuss the many meanings of GUY PARTY!!!
The Russians have invaded Ukraine!!! General Spicoli has no other choice but to call upon the GUY PARTY Task Force to help save the world from certain doom!!! Can the guys prevent those pesky Russians from making us all drink vodka and dance with bears!?! Tune in to find out!!! GUY PARTY!!!
