The perfect GUY PARTY menu has been constructed!!! A menu consisting of the finest recipes in culinary bologna!!! Bologna Chip Ice Cream, The Bloomin Bologna, Bologna Nachos, GPQ and The Bologna Coney!!! Come get you some!!!
It’s that time of the year again Boozeheads!!! GUY PARTY makes their picks for the best celebrity jugs!!! It’s a battle royale of 128 of the best tits in the game!!! GUY PARTY!!!
There are rules and commandments that come with becoming an official Boozehead!!! The guys discuss these commandments to a future prospect in his hopes of becoming a Boozehead!!! LONG LIVE GUY PARTY!!!
The ultimate video game has been created!!! One that will rival Mario and Zelda!!! The GUY PARTY Video Game!!! You go from level to level collecting invaluable inebriators to overcome the Super Woke Master General and his band of merry mutants!!! Prepare yourselves for the ultimate GUY PARTY showdown!!! 8-bit forever!!!
GUY PARTY has finally hit 100 episodes and what a ride it has been!!! The guys discuss all their memories of GUY PARTY through the years and all the maniacs who have come and gone!!! The time has come to induct some of these degens into The GUY PARTY Hall of Fame and to ensure that their greatness is known for future generations!!! Bozeheads, we present to you, our first inaugural class for the GPHOF!!! GUY PARTY!!!
Have you ever burped up butthole!?! The guys throw a banger for one of their top ranking Boozeheads 50th birthday party and shit got weird really quick!!! Come find out more on this edition of, GUY PARTY!!!
The guys sign up for a reality show where they go to different cities, eat LSD and end up reviewing whether that city is a good place to trip at or not!!! Little did they know, the producers were going to drop them off in the worst cities in the world in attempts to have them assassinated!!! GUY PARTY!!!
The Bengals are here to ruin Roger Goodells Playoff Script!!! But first, they must overcome the most challenging thing on a football field. The Referees. The Chargers are looking to relocate to another city because there are no fans in LA and the guys have the perfect spot for them to come to. Go Eastgate Chargers!!! Soon to be one of the greatest shows on turf!!! GUY PARTY!!!
What if I told you a golden shower, a pacemaker and a pair of underwear full of Cincinnati chili caused the Fumble in the Jungle!?! The play that helped propel the Bengals to another post season win!!! WHO DEY!!! Come find out more as the dudes in Guy Party help cheer their Cincinnati Bengals onto another Super Bowl run!!! WHO DEY PARTY!!!
Imagine being able to go to the Finlay market and pick up a hooker and a banana!!! What if the freedom center became a night club!?! What if the Banks had nude bars that allowed the nudes to smoke outside while Reds games were being played!?! The guys plot the degeneration of Cincinnati into a new and improved version known as no other than, The Nast Nati!!!
It’s now 2023!! The year of the Bologna!!! The guys look back on all the madness that occurred during 2022!!! A Bengals Super Bowl Run, Golden Showers and copious amounts of booze being consumed!!! Cheers to an insane 2023 Boozeheads and as always, GUY PARTY!!!
Every year, for 45 days, Tranny Claus brings all the good boys and girls presents straight from its sweatshop in Tijuana, Mexico!!! The catch is, it may bring you a gift, but it will also take a gift for itself!!! Led by its sleigh of trash creatures, Tranny Claus is making his way to your town soon!!! Merry Guy Partymas!!!
The guys get together to rate the best jugs of 2022!!! March Madness style!!! GUY PARTY!!!
Johnny Boozehead always enjoyed a good RAGEr!!! But in his world, partying at 40 was frowned upon. After tearing off a good one, Johnny Boozehead woke up in another realm. A realm ruled by Boozeheads!!! Little did he know, the horrors that awaited him in a world full of PARTY!!!
Guy Party is thankful for drugs, booze and bitches!!! The guys talk about what they are thankful for as they go down memory lane to the glory days of the Drunken Army!!! They also figure out a new sex move called the Right Angle!!! What would the world have to come to for Guy Party to ever become famous!?! Let's hope we never find out!!! GUY PARTY!!!
Earth has been invaded by multi-trash!!! Led by a mutant that was unsuccessfully aborted by a claw machine!!! To defeat these intruders the guys must find a special set of googles crafted from the first keg to set peace and tranquility across the Guy Party multiverse!!! GUY PARTY!!!
The dick pic has evolved over the years. Once a thriving commonality to now a cancelable offense. The guys host a training session on how to take the perfect dick pic and how to not get canceled when sending it!!
There are alphas and there are betas in this world. When you’re the beta and the alpha asks to peg you, what would be your preferred pegging!?! The guys get romantic and try to figure out the best way to get pegged!!! GUY PARTY!!!
It was a warm summer night!!! Beers were flowing like water; the stereo was cranked to 11, bologna slip n’ slides were setup and penis pool floats were about!!! The stripper was on her way and the night was ours!!! Then, unexpectedly, a mutant decided to expose himself and everything turned for the worst! Come listen for the first time, The Chester Bachelor Party Recap! GUY PARTY!!!
Bologna Filled Boners For Burrow!!! Kardashian Fuck Dolls!!! Chester claiming the NFL draft is racist!!! This is what you get as the guys attempt to draft their fantasy football teams in the first inaugural, Guy Party Fantasy Football For Winners Only League!!! GUY PARTY!!!
The guys start planning out the master plan for their new state of the art amusement park, Guy Party Land!!! Which features award winning rides such as: Paint Me Black, Abortion A-Go-Go, The Shit River and many, many more!!! The park will also include an interactive petting zoo for all different types of fun!!! GUY PARTY!!!
Have you ever thought about comparing the loads you blow to sitcom families!?! Well, if so, GUY PARTY has you covered!!! Go grab some tissues and kick back as we compare all different types of cum shots to the Tanner family from Full House!!! How rude!?! We think not!!! GUY PARTY!!!
What would you do if you saw Joe Burrow, a Bengal tiger and a Hudepohl beer can walking down the street!?! You would tune in to this episode of, GUY PARTY to find out more about their quest down the WHO DEY brick road as they head into battle against Nancy Reagan and her Ben Roethlisberger face, winged monkeys!!! GUY PARTY!!!
Brad's love for tacos has led him to an identity crisis. The guys decide on the GUY PARTY: Babe Of The Month!!! MB discusses how he likes his ice cream cones shaped as people while almost correctly predicting the future. Be sure to use GUY PARTY's new favorite hashtag, #CancelMichaelBenjamin. GUY PARTY!!!
The guys try teaching Michael Benjamin that a butthole and vagina are not the same things. Chester hands out the guy's referrals to his cardiologist. Woodstock 99 gets invaded by GUY PARTY and MB finds his true love!!!
GUY PARTY, appreciates scum and belligerence in all shapes and forms!!! But there is only one being on planet Earth that exceeds what, GUY PARTY can handle. That being is named, Bing Bong!!! Half mutant and half wolf, this creature is the ultimate piece of trash!!! GUY PARTY!!!
Does soy products turn dudes into pussy whipped lames!?! Boogers are such a pain in the ass!!! The guys make their predictions on the upcoming 2022 Bengals season after the new schedule just dropped!!! GUY PARTY!!!
He has fought in the Korean War! Helped America lose the Bay of Pigs! He single handedly got his whole squad killed in Vietnam! He's on a downward spiral of epic proportions all while his powers have evolved him into one of the strongest heroes of all time! CAPTAIN GUY PARTY, is here to save the day!!!
A long time ago, a duck hunter known as, Theodore Tuberculosis came across a spaceship in Roswell, New Mexico. There he discovered the love of his life as well as gaining extraordinary powers that would change his life forever!!! Come join, GUY PARTY as they reveal the Origins of the greatest superhero of all time, Captain GUY PARTY!!!
That Bengals Super Bowl loss still has the guy’s bumming. So bad that they travel to the GPU to change the outcome of Super Bowl 56!!! WHO DEY!!!
