Heal First, Hoe Later

Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and I'm Nila and it's lesday House.

What up, bitches? Hey bitches? Hotep? Hi, Hi, Hey girls, what's going on? Nothing?

I feel like I haven't been here with you in a while. I know it's been a minute and it's time. It's time to just let it rip.

Let it rip. It's been like six weeks or more that we've recorded that I've seen you in these chairs, my love. I know I missed too. You know what I was thinking. I was thinking yesterday. I was like, I invited someone over for dinner. I invited Elizabeth over for dinner. Oh she came, she didn't. But I was thinking, I was like, huh, I wonder if I if I could invite Erica over for dinner and we could like not work.

Good luck.

I'm like, we'd have to have a real strict boundary friends.

We have to have Orlando there to be like, stop.

Right into it.

I'm like, but we have to retreat, says the emails. Do you see the email?

Let me do this. We'd be texting each other about work, but talking regular.

Can you tell now?

Yeah? I miss you?

Maybe it's you too. Oh my god, our shirt looks so good on you like it?

Yeah, you guys, if you're not on YouTube, now's the time I'm wearing our hot drop called Heal First Hoe Later. I'm really proud of this. This is like, I'm really proud of this drop. I thought of it. I was like, I don't know where I was in the shower. I have a lot of like my philosophical high thoughts and shower and I was like, yes, that's it, Heal First Hoe Later. Like that's going to be the money maker.

You know it's accurate. I one dred percent stand by this statement. Your shower highness moment.

I get really deep in the shower when I'm high. Just so you guys know, I realized, like the weed makes us philosophical. In fact, I told Orlando this morning, I was like, I have a new segment and it shall be called philosophical high moments. And every time I sound really smart and high, just just insert like a special song.

Because you know, I was gonna say.

The problem is is that when we get high, we say philosophical shit.

And we forget what it was.

That's how I thought of it, because I was in the shower thinking some really philosophical thoughts. I was like, Oh, you're so deep. And then I was like, huh, I wish there's a music here right now. I was like, that's what we need in the show. And I was like, Orlando, come come quick.

The amount of like as we're writing this book too, I'm like, I know I'm smart. I know I've said smart things.

It's hard to write.

The fuck are my smart thoughts?

When I need? If we had inserted philosophical high thoughts earlier, we would have a list of them. I know. I can only think of so many things at a time.

Okay, we're here trying to like really think, like on the spot, I'm like, God, it's so much better when i'm high.

I know, it's it is. It only works.

I can't write when I'm high, so then it's just doesn't work.

I know, I know. And this book writing has been has really challenged my vocabulary.

And I've never used a synonym fucking Google search more in my life.

Same and I was questioning my my my smarts. I was like, damn, am I smart? I wish? And my plan was to go back.

Youre smart. I read your chapters. You're very smart.

You did read them. Oh, we went together.

Yeah. I was like, wow, my friend's so smart.

Really, I was like, oh, it's just so funny. I don't even more jokes. It's like, fuck, I wish I could write some funnier jokes. I was like trying to wait.

Oh my god, I was Oh no, I was reading my chapters. I deleted it because I was like, I was really pushing it, and do you know what I wrote?

Oh god, I wrote I'm gonna cry, I wrote, I was. I was activated like Jerry curle Juice.

Like what please tell me? You deleted this like Jerry curle Juice. I was like, like Jerry, like activators like Jerry correct.

I read that, You're really trying to the people so hard.

I was like, bitch, why I am black? I am Jimmie Leah and I am black. When I read that, I was like, bitch. No, I was like, where at state was I? When I wrote this, I was serious. I was typed out everything. So wow, you're so funny that I made bad jokes.

Drink whoa? I remember here trying to sound smarter. Oh my goodness.

I also thought I was going to go back and listen to all of our episodes and write down all of our philosophical high moments. But I don't have any fucking time.

No, I just have to it's all. It's done now. The book is done, guys. So it is what it is, and it's going to be great.

It's going to be so great. And and the more I read it, the more I'm like, this is great. Yea, and yeah, that's what we've been working on. So this is an update. Hi everyone, this is an update. Erica and I haven't seen each other in weeks, and so we have a lot of updating to do with each other. And hence you shall listen.

M should we take a deep breath together?

How we should?

Okay, everyone take a deep breath and release.

Still one more time. Hold the release for sound because that feels really good.

Me the mounds, I forget to take a second. Just go go, go, go go all the time.

All the fucking time, all the time. We're going.

But you took some time. You took time to decompress. Mila went away to Mexico for a month and left me.

Wow, okay, I left me, but it's fine.

She's back now.

But she told me she was going because she needed to work on the foundation of her relationship, and I like about three weeks and I was like, bitch, is the foundation secured?

Because of all those were Orlando's words. It was a good description, but he gave me those words, and I guess I use them also. Towards the end of the trip, I can hear the hostility in your voice and I was like, huh, I think she's pizzed. When are you coming back? I was like, bitch, you know what I'm coming back. You have the itinerary. I was like, I don't see it in our calendar, so I don't know. Remind me again, what are the dates because it's been weeks. Yeah,

But then he makes a decision. You have forty thousand opinions about the decision. I was on the phone tech Amalia yesterday and she was literally irate at Orlando's cooking skills. She was embossing him around about sauces and shit. Granted he did put sauces on a cutting board, which was really confusing, but I would for planting purposes.

Like Nigga, we're about to eat this right now.

She's like, I need the sauces, the rice. There's not enough sauce. What about tomorrow add water?

It's true, it's true. Like I think I'm totally chill, and then I hear myself talk and I'm like, you're nut. I was like, you're crazy. Like I am like a OCD chill, So like I'm cool until I don't like something,

We had a couple of fights, but you know, like her, we run into the cartel, A couple run.

Into the cartel, but nothing crazy. We're here. We made it. Speaking of our speaking of our arguments, which we really don't argue. But the other day Luna, randomly, like no reason for this question, asked me about this guy I was dating. I was like, what, happened with so and so, and I was like, what the hell kind of child do I have? And I was like we didn't get along. I was like, we didn't get along. We argued a lot. And she was like, one thing about him, he talked

For the first Matre's pocket is pussy for those that don't understand.

If you want to learn, how joined this. And we're running out of weed and so you know, if you've ever been in Mexico, you know people will offer you weed and drugs and things. So a young boy came out at the bar and I was like, oh, you know, I got weed. I was like, okay, like I want some of that, let me see it. So he like pulled it out. I was like cool, and uh, Orlando had just taken up money from the ATM, so I just knew we had money, and so I rolled it up.

I tried it.

I was like cool, and I was like, he's like, oh, I don't have enough money. I was like, okay, go to the ATM. So I told the guy like he's going to go through to the ATM. So I'm waiting at the bar smoking and he comes back, and Orlando's sweating. If you're going to like fifteen minutes, or Leno comes like sweating, perfeatly and I'm like, He's like all the ATMs are are like at a service, and I was like, oh okay. So I'm like talking to the guy. I'm like, how much did we all?

You know?

How much money do we have? So we're short? So me and the guy are like going back and forth. Orlando's like, give him back the weed, give him the weed back. The guy doesn't speak at English. I can only do so much Spanish speaking and drug deals. And I was like, can I meet you tomorrow? And I was like, give him back the weed. I'm like, well, then the guy goes blah blah la cartel and I was like, I was like, Orlando's yelling at me, give him back the weat. I said, Orlando, I smoked the weed.

You're a bitch.

I was gonna drink it. I was like, I about to go home and argue. I might drink real quirk. Anyway, we argue all the way back home, and I'm like, we're fine. The next day, he like yelled at me and I was like crying. I was like, I'm a sensitive bitch. He's never yelled at me before. Anyway, I really feel like my argument was valid because we were almost got fucking got by the cartel over five hundred fucking pesos because I smoked weed before I gave the guy the cash.

He both you both fucked up. We did he both fucked up.

You don't do the drugs before the drug transaction is over, and you don't withhold the money from the cartel when we have the money and he's giving us a discount he might have fucking shanked you, I.

Know, and Orlando's gonna let him shake me.

You know. They don't give a fuck out.

I know he and all I could think is his bosses and come down on him and tell him where we're at, and then it's over. And then I like, the second time I tried to do a drug deal, didn't learn her lesson. We needed to smoke. Okay, So we were at I love calling the drug deal and it's just sweet. We were at it. It was We're at like a day party and this guy the cool shirt. I was like, that guy has a cool share and

I was like, it's cool to me in Sunshine tr eleven eleven.

I trust him. We go home. What do I do? I fall asleep and Orlando doesn't make me up for my eleven eleven drug deal meet. So I'm chasing fucking Sunshine for weeks in Mexico. He's like, Mommy, Mommy, I'm implying I'm gonna come right back. Don't worry. You could trust mecuse like, Mommy, I find a beautiful Italian woman. I can't come back. He sends me a picture of her. I'm like, you have my money. He's like, I gave you jewelivity. Don't worry. He'd made jewelry. So he gave

Yeah, I know Sunshine spent that money real quick that day.

I was an.

Italian lover.

One hundred dollars to get you a long way in Mexico too. But you know, I've learned some lessons to listen to my man, don't give strangers your money, don't buy maybe drugs for the Mexican cartel. You know, I discovered I'm in Like I knew I was an actress at a level ten actress because Orlando and I just had a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of role playing sex and just really upped my level of

Wow, me really needs to step up her fucking game.

I know, That's what I said. Also, you know, my favorite fantasy of all time, like a naughty, naughty girl with like some step daddy daddy shoes. Yeah, he was stepdaddy. And like, Orlando is like such an actor. As soon as I say something, he's like right.

Into h Yeah, I know New Orleans. He was a little country boy. We're at the club. I forgot about that.

We're at the club and I just hear like, yeah, baby, yeah, baby, Like wait till I get home, baby, ye a little shorty And I'm like, what the fuck is he talking about? And I just hear to me this is in the corner, like it's like giggling, and he's like, yeah, little baby.

And she's like he's pleased. Were role playing the whole night.

I look over and he's still a little baby in her I was like, what the fuck? And then I like the next morning, I was like, so, how to go. She's like, yeah, I committed. And then and then like a week later she's like, yeah, he did it again, and where we're still we're still doing that. He brought him back to California, back to California. Yeah so and then yeah, I've also I was also like the the witchy woman in our tribe, but he was the tribe hunter.

We did that one. Lots of role playing was fun. It was very fun. Lots of deep steering. We went to Baccalar for my birthday and did mushrooms and like bucclo is the most one of the most beautiful places I've ever been. It's like this eighty mile blue lagoon with like barely any fish in its very still and my wife bought me a sail boat ride me and Orlando and like.

I see pictures. I think, I'm like, are you butt naked on the boat?

She's like yeah, Like wow, that's sailors in for a treat.

The sailor and his help. Yesen ya Yeah. I got out the boat and it's like I'm picking off my shirt and then we got back on the boat. He's like, you're not putting it back on our you was like nope, And he's gonna get the memo as soon as I get back on the boat. Topless. Everybody who've survived you want to. I don't know how much that boat what ride was, but I'm sure was expensive. I'll take these titties out. But it was beautiful. Aided mushrooms and cried

Got it perfect? Sounds like you did a lot of growing in that month, and it was really important for it really was.

And Erica and I completed and turned in a sixty five thousand word memoir and I cried like a fucking baby after I just like pushed send, and I was like.

I didn't cry, and that was the thing. I was like, am I supposed to cry? I should be crying, right.

Orlando told me too, and then I was like, you're right, I should cry.

But I cried later. I cried like a few days later.

I was like in the kitchen and I just like broke down, like finally I was alone, like Iri was gone, and then I just cried for like an hour and I was like it was like I had a delayed response.

Yeah, girl, we do a lot of shit all the time. And I think it's like we we know that this book has been in the works for like a year and a half ish, you know, it's like from the proposal to the signing of the publisher with Harper Collins, to the editing. You know, it's it's a long process and I we've been you know, obviously we're excited about it, but like actually turning it in.

It's really triggering.

I mean, we're recounting parts of our past that we've kind of put, what we have, we've put behind us, and that maybe we haven't really really.

Dissected our childhood.

I mean, even though we talk about a lot of these things on the show, like we kind of like, don't we just touched the surface of it.

We don't really get deep, deep, deep.

And that's like what this book is is really kind of getting to know us and how we've come to be this almost and like I really had to dig and lay like how did I become this? Like I've just been not like just been like moving forward in this space and just like letting it flow and not really like going back.

And being like why did I do this? Why do I do this?

And actually the book has been really healing for me in ways and trying to even dissect my relationship with my dad, with my mom, with my relationship with men, the men I've chosen, the men I'm choosing now, and even like the humanizing too, like of men too, and like knowing why why is it?

Like what are my toxic traits? Why what are they?

Like truly what is my role in all of this? Because it's easy to point the finger and say you did this and this is why I'm a single mom and this is what happened and my dad didn't show up for me, and da.

Da da da.

You know, it's like, well, what did I do?

You know?

And that shit's kind of fucked scary and.

Like I was avoiding it, like I would sit down and write and I'm like I'm tired.

I can't do it today.

I would get fatigue immediately immediately.

It was like writing of it was like school, but like the light school of life. But I'm really I'm really happy that we completed it. We had to or else. I don't know what they were going to do, like sue us or something.

I don't know for sure, sue us, you spent the money? Like no, it's it's been so beautiful. And Orlando's like, how do you feel?

Like?

It was like super aggressive observant, like oh.

He sent me a video. He's like, Jamila, tell tell Erica why you love her? And like.

Well, and then I'm like, oh my god, I'm so happy that he asked her this question. I'm like crying. I'm like, I'm like, does Jamala doesn't even know he sent me this?

I did it. I forgot I recorded it. I We're gonna put it on the Patreon so you can see my deep, intimate high answers and my deep ass boyfriend asking me deep ass questions. And he's like, what do you want to say to your tribe? But I was like asking me a lot of questions right now. But yeah, this this piece of work that we're about to dispel into the universe is truly a labor of love and

Ha fucking Louijah.

I had so much sex in Mexico, like so much sex, like so so so so so much suff so so so you better have I know. Oh my god, do you remember that time I went to Mexico with the adventure Bay And I was bitching the whole time because we had sex like three times? Oh God, thank god.

You finally have met your sexual match.

Thank fucking God for change. Oh my god, I have dare he not fuck me in a week long sex vacation? Anyway, this vacation was a sexcation. Oh yeah, what I wanted to. Like, we did a lot of animalistic like primal play and let me just show you how that goes. Oh my god, I can't wait. Yeah, are you ready? Yeah, I'm gonna come over there. I think it's better if i'm closed out.

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Like bark?

Let me do it with Orlando? Okay, okay, actually so odd, But Orlando works for us now, so he's here while I'm talking about him so intimately, but I kind of turned my sh shoulders so I can't see him. Okay, but do you want to come over here in an exam exemplify Come on, come on, come, come on, set baby, because our land because Erica can't get.

It, don't judge me. H. So that's what you wanted me to do. I was supposed to get that memo.

What the fuck your primate, bitch.

You've obviously trained each other, like I don't. I didn't, I don't know.

No, that's the most beautiful part about it. We didn't train each other. We just start doing it and then it just rolls out.

Okay, well, wow, this is where our this is where our disconnect comes, what's exposed.

Okay, well you should try it anyway. He like there was a for like his dick fell out of my pussy and I was like like pulling it back in. So no words, just sound, no words got sound. Okay, yeah, yeah, So there was a lot of that. It was really tantrick and primal. At one point. We did this a few times. We still do it. So at one point and it's crazy as soon as he like growls or like purrs, I'm ready. But at one point he had like had a lampshank for dinner the night before, and.

I saw this photo posted on close Friends.

Yeah, and he no, it wasn't close Friends or Discord. I think it's in discording. I was Discord, yeah, and he was like eating the end of the leftovers and then so he just fucked me with the bone in his mouth. Well wow, purring and growling.

Joined Discord to see this epic image. We have like a couple, yeah, a couple of things in there, but all this suff how how did you maintain your pussy this whole time, all the fuck, all the sex thing, bitch.

V vitamins. I maintained my pussy because I took v vitamins with me, and every time I was getting a little crazy, I was like, boop oop, it's v vitamin time, v vitamin time. And I literally was like having so much sex but then just popping it in during the day or at night, like right after.

Pussy's perfect chef's kiss.

You know it really is, because you know, I think I told you like me and my what I'm going to call him, scorpio bay.

I was kidding I would want to I wanted to call.

Him dread Bay, like freckle Bay. I don't know the.

Thing is we could call him because it does not it doesn't really say whether or not. I guess, like his name.

What the funk?

Why would I give his name because it's it's like a bay name.

But it's his name. This guys has an interesting name. I mean, it's not his name.

What are you gonna call him?

I don't know. Soul mate Bay, Okay, soul mate Bay. Yeah.

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So it is a tarot time, my love.

It's tterot tyme, bitches.

What's the music? I don't know, we don't know.

It's some tribut shit may picked, just like you may pick the porn hub sound for Patreon.

So I never knew it's the porn hub sound. Naka told me. Okay, so today I picked the four of Cups. Um, I feel like we've picked this before. Should pick something else?

No, this is what the spirits?

How'd you pick? You can't fucking control the spirits, bitch, whitch? I am the spirits et Meditation, contemplation, apathy, and re evaluation. The fourth Cups shows a young man sitting under a tree with his arms crowseds cross, deep in contemplation and meditation. He is so engrossed with his thoughts that he does not seem to notice the outstretched arm offering him a cup. When the fourth Cups turns up in a tarot reading, new invitations and opportunities are flowing to you, but for

Look at you try to block your taro blessings.

Listen, while I was in Mexico, me and Erica are in negotiations ish or conversation with you know an opportunity that we're probably going to say no, but.

We're like a year ago we would have said yes.

And in January when we had a we had a conversation with Samaya, I think we talk about being confident and getting comfortable saying no. Was that that episode And I've never been so comfortable saying no. I'm my girl, Bay Girl, Bad Triggy. But because we're really confident of like what we're doing our brand, like there's not there's not a lot that will like tantalize us because we know our worth. Even if it seems like a lot, it's if it's not what we want, then it's not it.

This fucketh.

I could cry like all the time just about like how full my life is right now, like I'm so happy. I'm busy, but I'm so happy. In fact, this morning we were listening to We're listening to What's Beyonce's little sister Solange, and uh, Orlando, I was like, oh, this is a good album. And I was thinking about where I was when that album came out, and I was like, oh, it was twenty sixteen. I knew exactly what year was

Yeah, I mean, I think you.

I mean for those listening that are like in a period of trying to decide to if they should walk away from something that isn't serving them, Yes, yes, apps you should, because you won't receive the blessings that are on the way if you do. You literally just continuously block them. Every year you decide to stay and do some shit that you know does not feel good every year a girl, every fucking year.

And you'd be so surprised once you like ripe the band aid off. How the universe like conspires to assist you in your evolution and in like beautiful shit when you stop entertaining toxic shit.

There's this quote that I saw on the internet the other day. It's really it's just like, I don't know. It just made sense to me immediately, and it was the past is a place of reference, not residents, right, Yeah, Like, it's a place of reference.

It's not where you're living. We don't live in the past.

We've got to move on so that we can invite healthy loves that we can invite abundances, abundance in our business and in our life and with our children and all those things, like we have to like we have we have to use the pass as a point of reference so that we can make better choices now presently.

Yeah.

Literally, I was just referencing like what I was allowing in that relationship, and like literally had I not experienced that, I probably wouldn't have been as grateful for the relationship that I have and like maybe have not recognized the blessings, you know, Like so for sure reference and like you got to go through some shit to like be grateful for the for the new shit and to know like that ain't it. But this is.

And he feels uncomfortable because you know, I watched you get really uncomfortable with the idea of committing to Orlando, like you try to talk yourself out of it four hundred million thousand times on the phone with me.

I don't know, no, no, no.

No, I know, he said, I know he's telling people he's moving in. He's not. No, he is a little bit like you know, it's all lives around the corner, so he's not sending all of his fluggage to my house to my No, no, no, no, don't know.

On that note, can we smoke real quick? We can if I do have a whori that.

I want to share from one of the ladies in our discord.

Oh yes, it's I's smoke a clock. I've been smoking backwards, I know, and it's not like you know. I love blunts. First of all, everybody knows I love blunts, and I suddenly I started smoking honey?

Is that?

Why the fuck there's this? Why the fuck is there this big ass thing of honey here? I want to show you something.

I must been sitting here and I meant to ask you. I was like, why does Jamila have the biggest pint of honey?

Because I got to show you something. Okay, So I rolled my backwood as I usually do, and then I'm adding, like, just a dab of honey. Wait, wait, I don't. Can you dab with that?

Like? That's okay a lot?

Do you want to help me? I don't, Okay, the professional, I'm just gonna put a drop. Okay, I just got to get it out, just okay, hold on, just give me a second.

Here is how you do it at home.

I have a smaller honey container. Hum, wait, maybe I need that. Why are you doing that?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Oh my god? Are you trying to kill me? Just what the fuck was that supposed to do for me?

I was trying to help you. This wasn't this is I don't know.

Let me to put the honey from the floor that you just scooped up from this dirty ass rug.

It's not dirty.

Maybe put your finger in it, just dip your Okay, this is not the office, honey, it's totally sanitary. I just washed my hands. Very sick.

Okay, that's just so sexual.

Wow.

Who knew backwards could be so sexy?

Oh it's sexy. A right, do this in front of your nigga for extra special so we can.

Close up access to this mode.

Just dab it, dab it a little bit on the surface here.

Just this looks delicious.

It's gonna be sick.

We don't want to I'm gonna eat this and then.

M oh, and then you put it all the way around. This speels very witchy, like that's how you're gonna trap a nigga. It's like a witch spell.

You want a spell, Put honey on your boot, Put honey on your weed. When you're breaking down the weed, think about the love you're gonna have, and then just put the sweetness over the blunt and seal it with your saliva and then give it to your nigger. I'll never leave.

While you're at it. Just rub some pussy juices on there too.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Rub your pussy break down the weed with it. I don't want to give you my pussy juices. Are you already here to stay? So? Yeah, I've been putting honey on all my backwoods, helping them seal, so it helps.

It, like I think it probably helps burn slower.

To burn slow. It's freaking delicious.

I can't wait.

Let's light it up as you can see.

This is.

We or you know, people already got mad at us like three years ago when we ate during an episode, it like came for us, Like I really like them, but they chew really loud. We have like free It's like when our kids were three. That's the only time we eat. Mm hmm.

I made Orlando watching YouTube and how to roll backwards so he can roll them for me. It's wonderful.

I watched him watch it.

Okay, can you like this fucking honey is everywhere. Use it use don't use a gallon package of honey, just use a regular size personal thank you honey. Today we're smoking a THHC hybrid.

Hmm you like that like that?

Damn?

Oh my god, Yeah it's sexual.

I know that's my cogniac dipped in honey. This is backward. Yeah, this is the koonyak dipped in honey smoking.

Taste so delicious and be sexual and make me hungry all at once.

Me go slow, it's burning. That's a slow burn for you, for a grown in sexy woman is ready.

This is what experienced smoker guy.

That's called the trap your nigga spell. Maybe that's that's not nice, Like how about like the sticky honey spell to keep your nick next to you? Oh, you always should show off because you know how to smoke.

Pretty anyway, It's horry time, guys, horry time. So I don't know if you guys have joined the discord yet. If you haven't, it's time. It's the discord is popping over there.

Okay, popping is an understatement.

It's really understatement. Like I've I can't even keep up with chats. They're like I'm like, what the fuck are they talking about. They've had like forty thousand conversations before in one day before I've come in and I'm like, wait, I'm lost, I'm late.

Well did you hear about Dick's deep throat Thursday?

What? Yeah, they're making Thursday.

What they're making. There's a whole there's a whole calendar in there. But I can't keep up. But deep though Thursday is a thing.

People getting like they're taking pictures.

I wasn't deep thirty in the picture, but I just put.

I heard someone there was sound, someone was sucking Dick and they had an audio.

It's probably deep throat Thursday. Well, we have a like, we have a special channel just for women where we send each other. It's called Power where we just send like nudes, you know, but just be nasty and all the like twitters when Dick Pick's leak.

If you know what I'm talking about, you know the watermelon person? Yeah?

Wait? Why did speaking of watermelon person? Why did I group chat our group chat today? Who's that big hit? And I'm breaking news? He agreed to send us all the only fans content early, So if you've joined Discard, he might maybe get the early content too. I don't know.

I never know.

Okay, so this hoary is straight from the discord who Stories. Okay, the ladies were talking about mourning Wood in the Yoni Power thread, so I wanted to share my little horry about the silent morning sex being explosive. It's like I couldn't hear any sound, but I could somehow feel the sound inside of me. Now, sensory deprivation play is definitely something I plan on exploring. Oh, then she said that we've probably already dabbled into this.

No we haven't. We have not. Have you dabbled into sensory deprivation play?

No?

But you know Orlando was doing this thing in Mexico where he was he won date my pussy every day for thirty days. It basically did. But he was putting his headphones in and doing it to like this music. And I was like, does you know when you hear me moaning? And I was like, whatever, whatever works, I don't care. So Orlando have Capricorn in him.

I don't know.

We gotta check his charts. It's got to be capricorn because there's a lot of scheduling happening.

He has to have some type of the Monday.

You'd make decisions Tuesday. Then there's like thirty days of pussy eating. There's like a lot of.

It's little ocd Okay, thank god.

I kind of stumbled on it because my ex snored like a fucking bear, so I started sleeping with ear plugs in. One morning, he pulls me on top of him while I'm half asleep. I kept my ear plugs in and my eyes closed, feeling him kissing my neck and squeezing my ass and rubbing my pussy. He had been irritating the fuck out of me that night, so I wasn't even trying to submit to him, but the

Is that a word? Reverberating? Reverberating in my head?

David said it.

I couldn't even play like I wasn't loving this shit. I started kissing him, and even our lips smack and felt explosive in my head.

Wow, imagine that's on mushroom.

We're getting one of these, and went on my way home.

He let out a little and it vibrated down my throat. Keep in mind I still have my eyes closed and ear plugs in. He smacked my ass, squeezing my cheeks and whoa child first, gushing all over his dick, collapsing on top of him. I felt his goatee graized my shoulder as he was talking, but heard no words. I could only focus on the throbbing sensations pulsing between my

The hurt emoji plus the devil.

I felt like an earthquake shaking through my body. I was holding onto the mattress for dear life. I squeezed shut, ripping the fitted sheets off. Then I feel him bite my neck, his signal he was about to come, which sent chills down my spine. Me too, I love a bite neck and I was both exploding at the same time.

We broke my motherfucking bed. But I couldn't even be mad.

Nig literally rocked my fucking world best morning dick ever. I was in such a happy mood at work all day, humming and shit, wait was that?

Even the co workers was like, yeah, she got some dick that night.

And wow, that was beautifully written. Now I'm buying earplugs.

I'm getting air plugs.

Immediately, but I'm not seeing my man for a long time, so I don't know.

Maybe like masturbating and like you.

Can hear your own moans more even if you're doing well masturbating.

Yeah, maybe I'll you know, I'm tap into this alone first and then explore with the partner.

But damn damny. Oh wait, speaking of hories, I have one more. Oh okay, no, you did share?

Like three did? Wow? This is a juicy one. Give them all, Boom, give them all.

So those of you who are just joining us, you should go back and listen to an episode from I Believe it's January twenty twenty one, and I discuss briefly the blood play that Orlando did, and that's probably in addition to this trap of nigga honey blunt. These are the things to keep your man gets you a mane and keep them. He really wants to do blood play, and he put his initials and blood on my chest, and you know, I realized it is really a spell.

True.

So I was riding him and then I like lifted up over him, and his dick was like throbbing and like erect underneath me, dripping in menstrual blood blessed from Jesus, and I pulled up my fingers like this, so all the blood came to the top. And then I put my initials on his chest and blood and let me just like had sex ravage sex. So basically I completed the spell. That's complete, full circle, full circle. Got it. He's never leaving anyway.

It's beautiful, thank you. Either people are either grossed out or turned on.

I don't know.

It's probably fifty to fifty.

I would say, listen, it's now everyone's gonna like what you like. I know that. I'm just giving you some ideas in case you want to trap a nigga. Orlando's obsessed.

Yes, I've seen it. He literally stares like this at you when you're talking. Literally like likes like a movie, like a little kid at school in love with this little crush. Look at him. He's doing it right now. He's literally rocking back and forth.

I've sayed him doing it. I wish I was filming this.

Fuck god, oh my god, it's fucking adorbs. Love it.

Two spells, two spells, Oh my god.

Okay, well, does anyone happen? Do you have an affirmation? Should I? Should I share an affirmation from Discord? Discord?

Please? We also have the like, won't you share all the channels and Discord so people understand what's popping over there?

Okay? So the channels are a finder tribe.

That's where the people meet up to introduce what city they're in, and they hang out, we have general which is just for everyone and are there guys there, there's there's.

We have like a og Dad Anthony, and then I don't know.

There's a lot of women. I don't know.

Then we have hories of course. Then we have the episode recap where we talk about the weekly episodes. Then we have event where people are like bach, they take it trying to fucking test me today, I'm in.

There a lot you can't tell.

Then there's a girl guess what, where we're hyping bitches up because we got to celebrate one another. After informations where y'all have some bomb ass affirmations. I'm actually going to share one from the discord because I'll be running out and i'd be needing inspo. Then we have manifestations where we're all collectively helping each other manifest certain things

Share naked pictures.

And sexy shit and also pump each other.

It's women's only, so niggas don't try to penetrate the Yoni Well know, we know, we'll know.

Who you are. Well, yeah, it's private, so we have to be accepted.

Then we even have channels for our tour. So you guys, we have a tour coming up. We're going on fucking tour.

Kitty out.

If you want to book us with club appearances, is she just call us because we can come to the plant, you know, just give us a bottle and a little chick and we'll be there.

Such a commercial for our club appearance.

Ever since we did our first club appearance, you can't tell.

Only we can only book a second one. We had our first club appearance in DC. Can't tell me shit Noway, I'm a fucking rapper. So we are going on tour. The tour is called of course.

Good Mom's Gone Wild because bitches need to come outside and get a little crazy. And who better to come to is us will lead you if you're having a hard time coming outside, and if you're already a champ, Girl's gone wild. Good, Mom's gone wild. Then please come. We'll be in New York, We'll be in Chicago, We'll be in DC, we'll be in Atlanta and Philly.

Yeah, make sure you click the link in this episode description to find out the dates. To click the links, get that VIP so we can take a picture.

They're all at the end of September, and we want to see you. And also, don't embarrass us, like, come see us.

Yeah, don't embarrass us.

What the please come see us. You want to see you. I'm really excited to do Philly, you know. I'm like, I'm gonna call it every cousin I ever had, Like, remember me from when I was fine.

Now, I'm really excited about New York because you know how much I love New York. But it's so crazy. One of my friends, she's a reiki healer. You know, every time I go to New York, I get sick.

M oh yeah.

She was like, you always get to I told her, I was, I always get like this throat infection in New York.

She's like, you need to go do a podcast show out there. There's something in your blocking. There's something blocked. So I'm really excited I feel like I have to go to New York and do this, and like, I have so many people out there that are gonna come support us, and I just like And then Atlanta because that was our first show we ever did. It was our second show, I mean, our first show we ever did outside.

Of La Yes, I'm really excited about that too.

And if you haven't heard that episode, bitch, you gotta listen.

To that episode. It was a real thing. It was a struggle.

It was That episode was epic storytelling.

Okay, oh my god, I need to go back to that.

A lot of the dating of a married man happened, the fucking negotiations of getting our shit, but because I was married and also trying to get my.

Dress out of storage.

Oh right, you have.

To listen to get it. It's just it's one of those what is it called. I don't know what year was that.

Was that twenty nineteen eighteen. We did it, We did it. It's twenty nineteen nineteen. Yeah, it's in it's around October. No, it's October of twenty nineteen, so go back and find it. Anyway.

I can't wait to go on tour and meet everyone and party and turn up and have a good time.

We're gonna have dope.

Guests and yes, it's gonna be great and yeah, oh my god, I'm so excited. I hope you guys come out and see us. Oh yeah, but that's all I got.

Got anything else.

I was just gonna say that. I'm really grateful.

Oh, bitch, affirmation.

We didn't. We didn't read the affirmation from discard. The bitch is high. Now, sorry she didn't smoke the bunch high. But we have what I thunk I was going to say something. Okay, what what's the discord?

Damn? It was important these goddamn back Oh okay, So I went to Mexico for a month, but then I came home for two days. No, I didn't come home from Mexico. We went to Essence Fest. Bitch, Okay, yeah we did.

We went to Esence. We did. This is our life. Are you tired? I'm not tired.

I'm just trying to record another episode.

Can we talk about it all the next episode? Sure, we have a whole other episode. Okay, Now, I feel like I interrupted your story.

There was really no story. I was just saying I knew we were forgetting something.

Oh okay, well.

Why did we give you weep? You're h too.

Don't blame me.

I was trying to like, I was trying to deflect.

Anyway, We're really excited to see you come out.

And this is the affirmation.

This is the affirmation from our discord. If you happen to a discord, click the.

Link in this episode description and you can join the discord and your affirmation can be featured. This is from someone that I love. Actually in our discord a lot. She is, she came down a retreat. She's dope. I am constantly evolving, and it is okay to release things that no longer serve me without guilt.

I am constantly can.

I to find it? I am constantly high.

Okay, let me read it again.

Can you do it? In part?

I am constantly evolving.

I am I am constantly evolving, and it is okay to release things. And it is okay to release things that no longer serve me without guilt, that no longer serve me without guilt. Ooh, that's a good one. That's a really good one.

We often feel like guilty about elevating.

Oh my god, it's true. True.

The other day I was like, wow, people have people have been removed from my life throughout my elevation for a reason, whether it was like on their own doing, whether it was my doing. I realize like and some of that I felt guilty about. Actually there's yeah, there's

Yeah, it's not that big of a deal. The thing that happened.

They didn't show me who they did show me who they were, but like you know, yeah, it's like you they did, and so I don't know, I think that that affirmation just kind of speaks to that of just releasing things that no longer serve you without.

Guilt, and you know how hard that is for me? Is a cancer, Like it's so hard for me, but like also elevating and knowing, like you said, everyone is not going to go where you're going and that's okay.

Not everyone can start.

Leveling up is a real thing, and that's okay.

Yeah, level up, bitches, Oh leve.

Level up one, four, three, two one.

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