Ep. 98: Two Career Criminals in an Antique Clawfoot Tub

Doug has never taken to the skies, so he thought that the way Baggage Claims are depicted in media was just abbreviated versions of a meticulous real-life process of matching each individual passenger's claim check with their rightful bags. But no. It's all a lawless free-for-all, and any sociopath can just walk in and take a bag off the carousel just because they could.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A failed modern day comparison to Les Miserables

- Stephen King's most underrated novel about a haunted shopping receptacle

- Air guitar injuries

- Vanilla Carlton and the Thousand Mile Poop

- A quick walrus joke that was made before Freya's murder (like most people with even an iota of compassion, we're pretty ticked at Norway right now)