This week Doug and Alice reflect on a couple of really great weekends. Cream was licked. Fudge was packed. Stomachs were clumped up. It's been a pretty darn good time. Other discussion topics may include: - Elite creamers - Snow White voodoo dolls - What is hotboxing? And what could it be if people really wanted it to be? - Pilots with pudding on their face - What if a murder stood between you and ice cream?...
Jul 22, 2025•42 min•Ep. 251
Rejoice! For it's finally time for the 250th episode of Going Terribly! Two-time guest host Will.he.is (who just might be Superman) finally joins both Doug and Alice at the same time as just a GUEST (a significant demotion, but don't tell him). It's the longest episode ever, and it's back to back, wall to wall, Godball to Godball games. You'll learn so much about crayons, video games, hot dog toppings, Muppets, 8-year old war veterans, Florida men, and...bull semen? Do we finally have the first ...
Jul 15, 2025•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 250
Alice just learned that a compliment she received years ago was plagiarized. And Doug believes she may have had a tryst with Cameron Crowe. Meanwhile, they learn some rather disturbing news about some of America's favorite clothing, footwear, and soda. Does everything have evil origins?* Other discussion topics may include: - Are there too many Sharknado movies? Or perhaps...not enough? - Edward Norton's potentially unique relationship with God - Just what IS a "magnificent fall"? - Non-German G...
Jul 08, 2025•53 min•Ep. 249
The D-Man and A-Girl are in the house! Alice is out of steroids. Doug may have eaten a block of eye shadow. Alice thinks she may be more woman than some dude. Doug can't stop saying "coochie." The stage is set. Witness the chaos. Other discussion topics may include: - That mood when you just want to watch a few hundred people drown - A 12-year old's contract to not have children - How to tick off the National Persimmon Alliance - Could Tom have just been trying to get with Jerry? - That Famous A...
Jul 01, 2025•43 min•Ep. 248
Happy birthday, Mr. Disney! (the other one) The episode has a depressing start before finally getting into all the boner and nipple hair talk you've grown to love. Or at least expect. This week Alice gears up to run her annual Summer Playwriting Workshop while Doug discovers he's not a boy, but not quite a man. Other discussion topics may include: - What if Dr. Seuss were a podiatrist? - Mel Brooks vs. Kumar. Finally. - Never bring up a man's vamp size. - Classic Disney World rides, like Mt. Eve...
Jun 24, 2025•43 min•Ep. 247
Well, Alice is back. But she's still facing some COVID aftershocks. And now Doug has COVID for the very first time. No, this is episode isn't coming to you straight from mid-2020. Alice shares tales from Salt Lake City (spoiler: it's a lot of sitting in her hotel room watching movies, like Crazy Rich Asians). And Doug overshares about his unique COVID symptoms. Still not 2020 though. We promise. Other discussion topics include: - Getting all one's medical knowledge from Dick Van Dyke's Diagnosis...
Jun 17, 2025•38 min•Ep. 246
Alice is unfortunately ill this week, but Will.he.is has (figuratively) stepped into her shoes to co-host with Doug this week. They'll discuss a bunch of questions only...ahem, Will can answer, as well as the debut of the game "Meat or Myth." They cap off the episode with every single delicious and/or weird thing imminently coming to you at restaurants and store shelves with "New Yum City." Other discussion topics may include: - Do men brag about the amount of pee that comes out of them? - How H...
Jun 10, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 245
There's a lot of talk about currency and puzzle terminology this episode. But just so you don't think Doug and Alice have completely turned over a new leaf, they absolutely say the word "sausage" more than has ever been said in a non-pork-specific podcast. So much sausage, y'all. Sweet, savory, spicy, Vienna. It's all covered in this one. Other discussion topics may include: - How to properly get into a spread eagle position at the gym. Like a lady. - Is Def Comedy Jam short for Def Comedy Jambo...
Jun 03, 2025•45 min•Ep. 244
We're all lucky to still have Alice around after her near-death bug trap experience this past week. Luckily a Backstreet Boys-featured musical has been the cure for what ailed her. Other discussion topics: - Is it time for another live-action Flintstones movie? - The possibly true (but likely not) story of the first person to dip fries in a Wendy's Frosty - How to play a slug like an ocarina - Paul McCartney vs. The Swede - Is your deep freeze big enough for your loved one? You know, just in cas...
May 27, 2025•41 min•Ep. 243
The NBA Playoffs have been going on for what seems like forever, and Alice was able to pull herself away from a scrapbooking endeavor to watch her first game. There's also some talk about computer shopping and domestic finance. Yes, this is adulthood, folks. We all need to get used to it. Other discussion topics may include: - Dongles - A basement escort - Cocker - Taking advantage of a browser's incognito mode - Yak butter And exactly zero of those are anything dirty, so looks like you need to ...
May 20, 2025•46 min•Ep. 242
This week's episode sees the long-awaited return of Semi-Recent Semi-Decent News, featuring incredible journalistic integrity, thought provoking stories, and more poop than you could shake a stick at. Or would want to. Also, Alice got a much deserved promotion, so please congratulate her! Even if Doug will never remember her new job title. Other discussion topics may include: - Terminal degrees: Sad or heartwarming? - A 98-year old war hero still being a hero - What are your favorite f words? - ...
May 13, 2025•55 min•Ep. 241
This week Doug asks Alice some much anticipated, very important questions. They involve God, rivals, and, of course, bologna sandwiches. Alice teaches Doug about translucent babies, and he does not take it well. Other discussion topics may include: - Has Michael J. Fox ever sung a song? - Turning retired rats into delicious milk - The sounds of tortoise sex - Eleven is way too many members for an upstart band - Vagina Havin' Sleep Walkin' Mamas....
May 06, 2025•43 min•Ep. 240
This week Alice and Doug pull up the ol' random topic generator and test their ability to talk about made-up holidays, strange movies, and more. It goes pretty well, except for Alice giving the audience a Star Wars spoiler (no, not that one) and Doug admitting to spraying fake vomit in a church. Other discussion topics may include: - Which of the 16 Star Wars TV series is your favorite? - Changing the Jaws score to scat music - What food looks disgusting but tastes delicious? - Swiss Army Man Kn...
Apr 29, 2025•45 min•Ep. 239
This week Alice is moved by an Indianapolis surprise while Doug celebrates wrapping up the Harry Potter movie franchise. There's also some weird Jesus/Four-Twenty/Hitler stuff for everyone else. Other discussion topics may include: - The desire the watch more shows alongside John Larroquette - What is your favorite song called "Power of Love"? - How to stalk unsuspecting geese - A theory that the IRS won't be checking anyone's taxes this year* - How loud is too loud to chomp on bones and cartila...
Apr 22, 2025•50 min•Ep. 238
Alice has some very conflicting feelings about Severance. Doug has very conflicting feelings about Alice's very conflicting feelings about Severance. It's a whole to-do. Other discussion topics may include: - Tree elevators vs. Brothels - What are Mario, Luigi, and company up to these days? - It's 2025 and OJ Simpson jokes are as good as ever - White Castle airplane sex - WHY ISN'T THERE A MYST MOVIE?
Apr 15, 2025•41 min•Ep. 237
Heard any good news lately? If not, you've come to the right place. This week Doug and Alice seek to shine a little light into this recently darkened world without positive stories from around the world. Unfortunately, hearing about saving babies' lives and heroic vermin might make them question their own value. It's a win-win, really. Other discussion topics may include: - "Translucent Baby Skin" and other phrases that should never be said again - Could there be a menacing murderer living in yo...
Apr 08, 2025•41 min•Ep. 236
In this episode Alice and Doug take a look at comptrollers, caulking, and work-related virtual reality implementation. You know, real adulty type matters. But not all this week's topics are so sophisticated. They also discuss chocolate butter, ancient Greek sugar daddies, and NSFW virtual reality implementation. And they do it all like gangbusters. Other discussion topics may include: - How much do you believe Toronto's reporting of Japan's research? - Cross breeding grapes, and other ways of pl...
Apr 01, 2025•49 min•Ep. 235
It's time for an appetizer of "What's That Finger," followed by a main course of "New Yum City." Whether slurping down some cocktail sauce or seeking foot-long tortilla chips, grab a plastic or metal fork, extend your tongue, scrape your teeth, and let's get crackin'. Enjoy your meal! Just leave anything cotton candy flavored out of this. Other discussion topics may include: - Little Debbie's political leanings, or lack thereof - How to get drunk off a sleeve of Pringles - Australian McDonald's ...
Mar 25, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 234
Alice and Doug babble on about clicky headphones/skulls and delicious, community-ordered hamburgers. Also, they might accidentally get Mrs. Shen arrested. And what household name owes his success to a $5 correspondence course and way-too-expensive bagel equipment? You'll see. Other discussion topics may include: - Multisyllabic sneezes - Coldplay covering Reba McEntire...? - Dislocated eyeballs (nobody look that up) - Gas station taco hubris - Gingerbread poutine. Or something like it....
Mar 18, 2025•44 min•Ep. 233
Ep. 232: Two Fabulous Foxes in a Caramelized Leek Dip Alice and Doug recently took a very pretentious trip to St. Louis, where they took in some culture, fine cuisine, and a questionable lodging situation. Doug also learned about adding flavors to hot drinks, while Alice took on a new food addiction. And remember, friends. You're not just some flat piece of toast. You're a full chunk of French bread. Other discussion topics may include: - Herniated disc jelly - The difference between colonoscopi...
Mar 11, 2025•53 min•Ep. 232
Everything from slaughterhouses to Melania Gibson is covered in this extremely educational episode of Going Terribly. Along the way, Alice and Doug make a (slightly too late) Curb Your Enthusiasm pitch and reminisce about marching band. Which, of course, everyone was in back in high school. Other discussion topics may include: - Did a first lady lose a limb in the White House? - Lord of the Lethal Weapons - Does a one-day old antelope have eyeballs? - How Interview with the Vampire could be a gr...
Mar 04, 2025•57 min•Ep. 231
This week Alice and Doug partake in an epic debate on timepieces. It's every bit as ridiculous and incorrigible as you are imagining. Elsewhere, you can expect to hear about dog bites, tiny old (possibly creepy?) old men, and the eightest cent butt you've ever seen. Other discussion topics may include: - Professional wrestling legend Tea Leoni - Proper usage of the popular expression "To feel in one's taint" - Guard cats and rottweiler ghosts - Would the Harry Potter movies have been better with...
Feb 25, 2025•45 min•Ep. 230
This episode is not brought to you by White Castle. No matter how much or for how long Doug and Alice sing its praises, we can not stress to you enough that White Castle is not a sponsor of Going Terribly. There is no affiliation. There are no favors being passed. There is no secret agreement. They just really love White Castle, okay? Other discussion topics may include: - The cats have not yet earned microphones - Should your birthday change when you move? - Classic swing tunes, such as the New...
Feb 18, 2025•35 min•Ep. 229
Alice survived her surgery! That's really all you need to know. And my, what a great reason to listen. Squishy disc, be gone! Other discussion topics may include: - The fine line between good bedside manner and accidental - How much hospital Pepsi is societally acceptable post surgery? - Becoming a backup singer for hospital equipment - Dolly Parton making us all wait - Mickey Mouse as a hospital roommate
Feb 11, 2025•32 min•Ep. 228
This episode was going to be dedicated to the 1980s sitcom 227. But more pressing matters are upon us, as Alice is facing surgery tomorrow morning and Doug has a garage door to fix. Sorry, Jackee. Other discussion topics may include: - A world flag featuring all the major countries, such as Baklava - Grindstoned noses, greased elbows, and other cliche body alterations - What is your favorite slow ballad to tap dance to? - Appointment beheadings are really big these days - Offending fluids...
Feb 04, 2025•57 min•Ep. 227
Alice and Doug recently took on The 12 Days of Carrey, where they watched Jim Carrey movies for 12 straight days. That's the second half of the episode, so you've been warned. But don't worry. The first half has plenty of fart, poop, and other butt related stuff like usual. Other discussion topics may include: - Restaurant floor dining - Lou Bega and the American flag coming together in perfect harmony - A critique of garbage salads - Duane Johnson Soup - Alice's across the pond artistic debut!...
Jan 28, 2025•53 min•Ep. 226
It's Doug's birthday, and Alice has a super cool niche surprise for him that you all can take two minutes out of your lives and humor Doug for. Because if you make it that far, you'll also have heard the "crudest, most disgusting thing" Alice has ever heard. Really, everyone gets a present. Other discussion topics may include: - Could your doctor also be a spy? - Inadvertent Costco tease PTSD - Bonus New Yum City! - What do aspirin and heroin have in common? Spoiler: Nearly everything - Beethove...
Jan 21, 2025•36 min•Ep. 225
Welcome to New Yum City! Doug introduces us to new and upcoming snacks. Meanwhile, Alice considers upcoming surgery, if the American healthcare system can ever fix itself. And the cats have learned some chicken bone tricks. Other discussion topics may include: - A new wishbone proposal: whoever gets the bigger half will be extra happy in the bedroom - Cats have "emotions." Who knew? - Valentine's Day is trying to steal all of Christmas's traits - We need more chicken nugget shapes - Is the Nutty...
Jan 14, 2025•54 min•Ep. 224
Alice's search for answers about her ongoing pain have led her to MRIs. Doug's search for answers about nonsense have led him to the Norman Conquest. Very interesting times indeed. Other discussion topics may include: - How fat thighs and large breasts can make it hard to fly - Some bad news for the goodest boys - Ever cared to taste a salamander? You will. - The home shopping network that's not The Home Shopping Network - Who holds the ceremonial giant scissors at beheadings?...
Jan 07, 2025•48 min•Ep. 223
Alice and Doug welcome back special guest Wendy Brown in this New Year's extravaganza. Doug puts Alice and Wendy's stress levels to the ultimate test. But Alice might be too (prescription) drugged up to feel the stress. Plus, is Wendy too kind for roller derby? Does Doug know *any* U.S. state capitals? And has Alice been watching the Saw movies too much? All this and more as we ring in 2025 in Terrible style. Other discussion topics may include: - New Year's festivities like fireworks, parades, ...
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 222
