Ep. 85: Two Wannabe Millionaires in an Aggressive Earhole Cleaning

Would you lick a ranch-flavored diamond? Would you risk a concussion for some sweet, sweet frozen yogurt? Would you try that funny but ultimately debunked post-mortem meme prank of eating a bunch of unpopped popcorn kernels before you die so that when you go into the crematorium, your body will erupt in a mound of fluffy popcorn? 

If you would, then you're our people. Thanks for listening.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What if all the people who service you could hear all your grievances about them?

- Can you sit on a cloud in Heaven? Or will the afterlife unexpectedly suck?

- Uninterrupted eye contact: Reward, punishment, or art?

- If you pass away, which part of you will your cat consume first?

- Butt stuff on stage