Ep. 116: Three Ho Ho Helpers in a Decades-Old Family Diner

Give a hearty HO HO HO to our special guest: King of the Food Court, Llama with the Drama, Lover of Christmas, ANDY JONES! Gifts and games and merriment ensue.

And a special treat for you all: alternative episode titles!

Three Plump, Spicy Breasts in a Hulk Hogan Christmas Vehicle

Three Gullible Watermelons in a Tragic Ice Cream Maker Story

Three Jehovah's Fitness Gurus in a French Christmas Horror Film

Three Mixed Nuts in a String of Killer Twinkle Lights

Three Hot Buttered Rums in a Macbeth Hotel

Three Ghosts of Road Trips Past in a Tray of Poisoned Milk and Cookies

Three Vagrants Pretending to be Santas in a Dickens Christmas Festival

Three Spicy Little Murderers in a Crazy Bob's Chicken Strip Meal

Three Hours of Bicycle Racing in a Meteorological Winter

Three Financially Desperate Chemists in an X-Rated X'Mas

Other discussion topics may include:

- How long should it take a fictional character to forget their father was murdered?

- Synchronicity vs. Coinkidinkity

- Eff, Marry, Kill: Christmas Edition. Kinda.

- Has Tim Allen been inside us all along?

- A Manhattan teacher gets stalked by a mobster...and other feel-good Christmas movies