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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

Episodes

230: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us to discuss the fifth installment in the Star Trek franchise, in which Kirk et al meet god, and therefore get to be on our show. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars...

Jan 14, 20202 hr 53 minEp 230Transcript available on Metacast

229: Badge of Faith

This week, Ian Harris joins us for an atheist review of "Badge of Faith", the inspiring story of a man overcoming paralysis using nothing but science, medicine, and technology... and then thanking god for it. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 --- Check out Ian's stand up here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5GLNlAbEmKiabY_6qHazgw --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon...

Jan 07, 20202 hr 51 minEp 229Transcript available on Metacast

228: Loving Leah

This week, Heath's ex-girlfriend Rachel joins us to review a rom-com. And it goes about as well as you expect. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.faceboo...

Dec 31, 20192 hr 51 minEp 228Transcript available on Metacast

227: Wish for Christmas

This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wish for Christmas", the story of a young girl wishing her parents were atheists and Pureflix reveling in the fact that there's no social cost to bigotry against that minority. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook...

Dec 24, 20192 hr 59 minEp 227Transcript available on Metacast

226: Santa With Muscles

This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to try to remember a time when these movies were noticeably worse than the British news cycle. --- Check out the Detective Trapp Podcast here: https://wondery.com/shows/detective-trapp/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https:...

Dec 17, 20192 hr 57 minEp 226Transcript available on Metacast

225: Santa Claus

This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of the 1959 Mexican classic, "Santa Claus"; a movie I was only able to discern from an acid trip by the fact that my notes lined up with everybody else's. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebo...

Dec 10, 20191 hr 21 minEp 225Transcript available on Metacast

224: Savior

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Savior"; a movie that asks "What would happen if Jesus was born in modern day England?" and answers "Nothing much, as it turns out." But with an accent. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesO...

Dec 03, 20191 hr 17 minEp 224Transcript available on Metacast

223: Pumpkin Pie Wars

On this week's episode, we crank it up to a 3.4 or so. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.faceboo...

Nov 26, 20192 hr 40 minEp 223Transcript available on Metacast

222: The Story of Mankind

This week, guest masochist Tracie Harris joins us for an atheist review of "The Story of Mankind"; a 1957 film that redefined how bad movies could be in an age where they cost that much to film. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. --- Check out the Truth & Transparency foundation here: https://truthandtransparency.org/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode ...

Nov 19, 20192 hr 31 minEp 222Transcript available on Metacast

221: Fire by Nite 1: Peer Pressure

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of the debut episode of "Fire by Nite"; a frighteningly long running evangelical rip off of Saturday Night Live that had a less strict policy about offensive accents. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://pat...

Nov 12, 20192 hr 32 minEp 221Transcript available on Metacast

220: Gramps Goes to College

This week, Noah and Eli team up for an atheist review of "Gramps Goes to College"; the story of what you fantasize about when you're not allowed to think about sex. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and per...

Nov 05, 20192 hr 45 minEp 220Transcript available on Metacast

219: The Reliant

This week, the gang gets together for a one-night only Fathom Event starring Kevin Sorbo*, Eric Roberts*, and the 2nd Amendment. --- *starring as in... in the movie enough for them to put them at the top of the cast list on IMDb --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.face...

Oct 29, 20192 hr 42 minEp 219Transcript available on Metacast

218: Doorways to Danger

This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the one way portal to hell that is the Ouija board. --- Check out Marsh's show, Be Reasonable . Check out Marsh's other show, Skeptics with a K --- --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGira...

Oct 22, 20191 hr 24 minEp 218Transcript available on Metacast

217: Along Came the Devil

This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us to help give the devil some weight management tips. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, che...

Oct 15, 20192 hr 31 minEp 217Transcript available on Metacast

216: The Devil Within Her

This week, we have an atheist review of The Devil Within Her. It's about a demon baby. Nuff said. And somehow we talked repeat guest masochist Anna Bosnick into joining us. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music...

Oct 08, 20192 hr 36 minEp 216Transcript available on Metacast

215: Can I Get a Witness Protection?

On this week's episode, Aaron Rabinowitz joins us to review one continuous setup with no punchline. --- Hear more from Aaron on Embrace the Void and Philosophers in Space ! --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music...

Oct 01, 20192 hr 7 minEp 215Transcript available on Metacast

214: Pilgrim's Progress (2017)

This week, guest masochist Thomas Smith joins us to take on one of the most beloved works of literature in history. Because it's crap. But not as crap as the movie this community theater troupe put together based on it. --- Check out more of Thomas Smith on Opening Arguments , Serious Inquiries Only , and Philosophers in Space . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick ...

Sep 24, 20192 hr 35 minEp 214Transcript available on Metacast

213: Rocky V

On this week's episode, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the notoriously faith-based film "Rocky V", in which Heath and Eli swear up and down that they're not just going off assignment because Noah was taking the weekend off. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebo...

Sep 17, 20192 hr 56 minEp 213Transcript available on Metacast

212: The Healing

On this week's episode, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of "The Healing"; the story of a successful doctor who becomes an alcoholic after a terrible tragedy. But after losing his job, his money, his home, and his dignity; he finds out that if he becomes Christian, he can be a homeless, broke, unemployed, undignified person without the alcohol. Check out Marsh's show, Be Reasonable . Check out Marsh's other show, Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episod...

Sep 10, 20192 hr 51 minEp 212Transcript available on Metacast

211: What the Health?

This week, guest masochist Pixie Turner joins us for a skeptical review of "That the Health?", the story of a grown man arguing with real doctors based on 'stuff he done found on the googles.' Be sure to check out Pixie's Instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/pixienutrition/ And get Pixie's book "The No Need to Diet Book" here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1788547152/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : ...

Sep 03, 20192 hr 42 minEp 211Transcript available on Metacast

210: Overcomer

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Overcomer; the latest Kendrick brothers offering that leaves us longing for the competent acting of Kirk Cameron. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was w...

Aug 27, 20192 hr 54 minEp 210Transcript available on Metacast

209: Come What May

This week, Andrew Torrez joins the gang for an atheist review of "Come What May", the story of a fake law school losing a fake competition with fake arguments. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written ...

Aug 20, 20192 hr 54 minEp 209Transcript available on Metacast

208: 7 Reasons

This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "7 Reasons"; the story of Ray Comfort getting college students to say "sure whatever" as a condition of him leaving them alone. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars...

Aug 13, 20191 hr 7 minEp 208Transcript available on Metacast

207: Shark Exorcist

This week, we team up to review Shark Exorcist, a movie about a shark that isn't an exorcist, and an exorcist that isn't a shark. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke...

Aug 06, 20191 hr 28 minEp 207Transcript available on Metacast

206: Amerigeddon (Live from Virginia Beach)

This week, we take the show on the road to sunny Virginia Beach to watch the things Alex Jones would have nightmares about if the amphetamine-soaked juice box liners let him sleep. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our oth...

Jul 30, 20192 hr 47 minEp 206Transcript available on Metacast

205: Deadly Attraction

On this week's episode, we might just find a new worst movie. --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 Hear more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance . If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www...

Jul 23, 20192 hr 5 minEp 205Transcript available on Metacast

204: The Mystical Laws

On this week's episode, Mark from the How to Heretic podcast ( listen here ) joins us to desperately try to convince you this is all what really happened in the movie. --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d lik...

Jul 16, 20192 hr 43 minEp 204Transcript available on Metacast

203: Beyond and Back

This week, Eli and Heath team up with special guest Jonathan Jarry for an atheist review of "Beyond and Back" ... the story of how almost dying proves that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior. Disclaimer: Don't almost die. And don't do anything similar to that. --- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of his science work is accessible here: https://jonathanjarry.com --- Come see us live...

Jul 09, 20192 hr 36 minEp 203Transcript available on Metacast

202: Father, Son, and Holy Moses

This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Father, Son, and Holy Moses", the story of a Christian improv class with a camera saying "You know what's funny? Jews." --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If...

Jul 02, 201959 minEp 202Transcript available on Metacast

201: How Rare a Possession

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "How Rare a Possession", the story of the world's third least rare possession, which somehow manages to be its least valuable. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our othe...

Jun 25, 20191 hr 26 minEp 201Transcript available on Metacast
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